The whole thing with S. Louds is done, which means the time has come for them to sort out this thing that is from the Guardian. They're going to learn about this, but will some of them be part of it as Leon and Sergei are? We'll have to see. Enjoy reading this new chapter folks!
Spells and Louds.
Chapter 852: The Death. Kwon. Do!
(December 12. The Royal Fortress. Somewhere near the coast of California, again.)
The whole team, have all arrived to see what this is all about, and the group is led by Neil. Then Lincoln asks. "So, we're about to witness the rest of this new martial arts that some of you guys have been involved in?"
Neil sighs. "Yeah, you guys have seen the whole thing from the conflict we had within the Koprulu sector, but you guys haven't seen the rest or even heard of the rest, and now we're about to see the rest of this stuff that Leon and Sergei have gotten themselves into."
Then Lori asks. "But wait, did you get involved? The guardian also called you out."
Neil sighs and he explains. "That part is true, but I didn't partake in all of the weird Death Kwon do stuff, I only wanted to learn the Death Block and that's it. All I learned, was that and nothing more, because everything else was either weird or a bit OP."
Linka then asks. "Then, what did you do the Death Kwon Do for?"
Neil is about to speak, but Peter Sharp does first. "The Death Sandwich, which is sold by this guy who knows Death Kwon Do, and he calls himself the Sensai person whom Gyro met and learned the Death Kwan Do from, in another world like earth but... Weird and irregular."
The Death Sandwich is the flagship product of Death Kwon Do Pizza and Subs and appears in the episode Sandwich of Death. The recipe was created in an ancient dojo thousands of years ago, and was a closely guarded secret. Eventually, Sensai took the recipe and made it into a commercial product, and thus his master holds a grudge.
The sandwich, true to its name, will kill the consumer if not eaten correctly. One must wear cut-off jean shorts and a mullet in order to eat it safely. Therefore, customers of Death Kwon Do Pizza and Subs must sign a waiver to not sue the restaurant if they eat the sandwich incorrectly, and against leaving the sandwich unattended for consumption by those unaware of the implications.
Preparation. The sandwich is a foot long, white bread sub, with ham, meatballs and sauce. The preparation process is fairly theatrical, with martial arts-style chopping and spinning of the ingredients, and what appears to be blessing the finished sandwich. It takes roughly fifteen seconds to fully prepare.
All of them are confused and surprised by this. "Alright, and though it does sound tempting to try that, I doubt we wanna even commit. Thank goodness we're not letting Lynn Jr know about this, or things won't turn out so well" replied Luan.
"No kidding, but there is something far worse than that" replied Peter Harris. "They call it, the Double Death Sandwich..."
The Double-Death Sandwich, which is a double-decked version of the normal Death Sandwich is the deadliest and most unhealthy sandwich known to mankind. Just one bite out of the sandwich will kill the consumer immediately, regardless of whether or not they have the cut-off jean shorts and a mullet. The sandwich no longer exists and only a fool would make one again.
Effects.
If eaten incorrectly, the consumer will suffer a deadly illness. Sufferers will undergo six symptoms over the course of six hours.
Their face will start to turn green and they start choking and gagging.
Their face will start to feel like it's on fire.
Their intestines melt away and leak out of their body.
The victim will then shriek in pain, but no one will hear them since they lose their voice.
They will then regain their voice, only to cry out for mercy in ancient, forgotten dialects.
It will obviously conclude with death.
Sandwich of Life. The only known cure for the Death Sandwich is taking a bite from the Sandwich of Life, which will cure the sufferer instantly.
All of them are confused and concerned about what they had just heard, and then they all reach the training room and they see Leon and Sergei are already there. The duo are once again at it, training and wearing the same thing, a mullet and torn jeans and no shoes, socks or even a shirt.
Then they see Gyro and he is meditating above the spire in the middle and then he floats towards the others and he stands up and has his staff. "Greetings and welcome to our training session. Peter, Neil glad you came, are you two ready?"
Peter Sharp rips his clothes off and he has a mullet and torn jeans, and no shirt or shoes and socks. "Ready as ever!" He then looks to the training ground. "Here comes the hurt locker!" He then goes into the training and practices what he can do.
Then Gyro looks towards Neil. "You wish not to join?"
Neil then explains. "Dude, I only wanted to do it for the sandwich, this had nothing to do with anything else, also I wanted to use the death block and that was it. The rest, is not my cup of tea."
Gyro smirks. "Suit yourself." He then looks to the others. "And I believe all of you are confused as to what this is all about, am I right?"
Jordan nods. "Yeah, when we fought the Hybrid in the Sector, you guys delivered a whole lot of damage and destruction and we wanna know what the heck this Death Kwon Do is"
Gyro smirks and then he shows them, the book. "This book was allowed for copy, at a good price and I managed to learn and I swore to use this for when the time is right, and the man known as the Sensai, allowed me to go with is and he trusted me." He then reads to them everything there is within the book.
Death Kwon Do is a martial arts style from an eighty paged notebook that the Sensai owns. It is normally learned through training, and the Sensai has dedicated a school to teaching it, so it's presumed that its techniques are usable without any help. However, one needs merely to possess a mullet, cut-up jean shorts, and a technique's page from the Death Kwon Do book in order to perform that specific technique to its full extent. Death Kwon Do is most likely based on Tae Kwon Do. The supposed teacher, Sensai, teaches the Death Kwon Do techniques from an 80 paged Wide-Ruled notebook. According to Sensai, Death Kwon Do is about fighting their inner darkness, such as for self-defenses, patiences and wisdoms, this was shown with Jerry, and formerly Rigby (prior his redemption) whom lacked these terms and had much more inner darkness within them.
Then Gyro tells them about the different moves that can be used, as long as the right attire is made and worn.
Bicep Flex of Death. The Bicep Flex of Death is the first technique shown in the book. It is never shown in action, but by the looks of it, the move just looks like it's a flex.
Leg Lifts of Death. The Leg Lifts of Death is the second technique shown in the book. Like the Bicep Flex of Death, it is never shown in action. It looks less like a fighting technique and more like an exercise. According to Sensai, it is "a good beginner's move and it is a lame move. This move would not protect you."
Pelvic Thrust of Death. The Pelvic Thrust of Death is the third technique shown in the book. This attack is never shown in action. Sensai says that this is one of his favorites.
The Death Punch of Death. The Death Punch of Death is the most deadly (and most redundantly named) among the techniques. It is not a beginner's move. The move is a punch done from a distance that emits a wave with unbelievable power, shown to be able to tear apart a stone fountain with ease. Its true destructive power can be exploited by making contact with the target, causing an energy pillar to explode at the point of impact, reaching high into the clouds. The only known way this move can be defended against is with the Death Block. The page after this technique is blank.
The Death Kick of Death. The Death Kick of Death is a known technique that mainly used kicks.
The Death Kwon Clog. After some little punk had stolen the Death Punch of Death page, a student came up behind Sensai and said: "Uh... Sensai, I think someone just Death Kwon Clogged the toilet" (To which the instructor replies with an angry "Noooo"). The death technique has not been shown, though with what the student has said, it may serve the sole purpose of clogging toilets. "Death Kwon Clogging" may be the result of performing the Death Dump. More likely, it's merely a joke.
The Death Block. The Death Block is a blocking move and the only known method of countering the Death Punch of Death. Considering its impressive defensive ability, it may serve as an all-purpose block that can defend against many other otherwise lethal threats.
The Death Jump. The Death Jump is a really high jump that is almost like flying.
The Jumping Kick of Death. The Jumping Kick of Death is a combination between Death Jump and Death Kick of Death.
The Death Dump. The Death Dump is never seen in action. It is implied that this attack uses the act of defecating.
The Step of Death. The Step of Death is a move term for taking steps throughout the first floor of Death Kwon Do Mountain. The practitioner is required to say "Step of Death" with every step they take because if they don't, they will plummet to their death.
The Death Flight. A technique that makes you have the capability of flight, sorta, the only person who has mastered the use of the Death flight is the Grandmaster of Death Kwon Do, though it looks like you are hovering off the ground.
The Death Push. This is a technique that allows a push that is similar, well almost similar to the force.
The Bicycle Kick Of Death. The Bicycle Kick of Death is an attack used to deflect deadly projectiles, apparently with high accuracy.
All of them are confused by this and then Gyro asks. "So, anyone here wish to know how to use this and learn from the book that the Sensai allowed me to copy?"
They all didn't wanna say anything and then Boomer hands them back the book and he removes his clothing and they see that he is wearing the same thing underneath. "I am ready, teach me!"
Gyro nods. "Then let's do this!" The duo then head to training and everyone else watches.
Luna smirks. "Well, even though this is kinda weird, it is pretty humorous. This is pretty dumb almost, sorry to say that."
The others chuckle. "No, we get it." They all continue to watch as the others continue with their own Death Kwon Do training, and though this looks dumb and strange, they can tell that this is going to be an affective thing for future uses.
Then Leni asks. "Wait, should we tell Hollow about this?"
To be continued in the next chapter.
A/N: Well, now they know what the heck Death Kwon Do is, but do they wanna see this world from where it came from? We might not know and chances some of them don't wanna get involved. Leave a review and tell me what you all think everyone.
Date made: 10/9/21.