"Last time on Pahkitew Island, It was World War 2 as in it became a Battle of the Sexes yet again! This time, We brought back two more Challenges from our first season and decided to combined them by sending two of our new "Spies" to gather information and setup props to bring our contestants Fears into Reality! Oooooh, Spooky! They sure did Chicken out while some finally managed to spread their wings and conquer their fear! In the end, The Girls proved that Women are just as Capable as Men! Equality is the most important to this show as it is in General, Folks! Now, what will be in store? Will some split up? Or will there be something new in store, preferably in another setting? Let's find out on Total...Drama...Phakitew Island!
It was currently nighttime, as everyone was asleep and deep into their minds. Everyone was sleeping as fine and things were good until a Shadowy Figure had came into Kinosewak's Treehouse. They were carrying body bags before they started to snatch the contestants up. Another person went into Maskwak's Cave and kidnapped the entire team as they tossed them into the back of a Van.
"I can't believe we're doing this. This late at night and just to snatch people up like some Serial Killers..." Tim said sleepily and grumpy. "Oh! We should have a shovel with us, too! It makes it so authentic!" Izzy happily said.
"Yeah sure. It's gonna be such a great story to tell the police when we explain to them that we have people in the back. I sure hope we get 25 years for life..."
"Oh! My brother got a 10 year sentence! The warden let him come onto the show so that he could get released from jail!" Izzy mentioned as Tim gave a questionable look. "Is that why he's here? I thought he was some Dangerous Criminal on the Run?"
"Trust me! He's WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more terrifying than Duncan! Jail is like Juvie but for Big Boys and I think he even told me that they once shared a Cell together! I don't know what he did to him but Duncan started changing after he got out somehow!" Izzy said before Tim was left speechless.
"..."
"I'm gonna pretend I didn't just hear that. Let's just get these guys going. I'm tired and having to share a Room and Bed, and I have to get more Nyquil since You drank the whole bottle."
"What? It was Tasty!" Izzy replied before Tim sighed and gets inti the Van before it was driven into a Plane and then sent to another location. Moments later, The contestants had woken up before they found themselves in a Place that they have never seen before.
"W-What the heck? Where are we?" Sky said before getting up and looking around as everyone else got up. "Oh boy! Maybe that Xenomorph that I fought called upon it's brethren and they abducted us and took us to their queen!" Thomas said before Scarlett sighed. "You know, That's seriously getting old." Scarlett remarked. "Oops! Sorry. Force of habit"
Confessional: Thomas
"After Dave & Hunter got sent off, I came to a realization that maybe I've been letting my obsession with aliens get the better of me. Sammy kinda got mad at me for leaving behind like that during that Warfare Challenge and I felt really bad...and guilty. Maybe I need to start thinking more with my heart and not my stomach" Thomas then heard his stomach gurgling. "Right now, It thinks of Cake"
End Confessional
The Group looked around before Amy looked beyond a few bushes. "Hey! Over here!" Amy called over the rest of the group came over before they saw a large mansion where several people were gathered around and from the looks of it, They seem to have been throwing a Party. "Wow!"
"Wait a minute...These look like all the Previous Contestants from the Old Seasons!" Thomas said. "And even the guys from this season, No doubt! They all look so much older and kinda like adults! I'm surprised how much they all look so different now!" Johnny added.
Topher was at one of the lounge chairs as he was talking with Geoff and Bridgette. "And so, I called him Chef 2.0 and anytime I'd put him near his Scratching Post, He'd stick his tongue out and make the most stupidest faces at me! Look" Topher takes out his phone and shows then the pictures and they laughed. "That reminds so much of my cat! She always does that when Geoff scratches her stomach! It's so cute!" Bridgette said.
The group came out as they were confused and stunned before some people had noticed. "Hey guys! You guys had came to the party, too!?" Owen noticed and called out to them. "Party? We just got abducted. And I thought we were inside of a UFO since I thought I heard so much banging in my sleep. The again, I tried to sleepwalk since I tried to move my hands but I ended up touching someone" Thomas said.
"That was a Van, Thomas." Tim and Izzy arrived shortly after they had woken up. "What? It was you guys! Why would you do this!?" Sky said.
"We were ordered to do this. Someone has to pay for my College Tuitions and I clearly don't have the money for it"
"But why would Chris have you do something like this?"
"Actually, That'd be me!" Someone else had said from afar as a Golden Helicopter hovered above everyone and someone had jumped out from the side as they parachute down before landing in front of the contestants. "Welcome Newbies! The name is Dominic Revaz and Welcome to Playa Da Losers!"
"Dominic? You mean, THE Dominic? The world's #1 Rich Man?" Thomas asked, repeatedly as though he's a Fan. "The one and only! I pretty much own this show that you kids are competing on and I'm Chris McLean's Boss! I was here a while back, remember?"
Flashback
"Allow me to introduce myself first, I am Dominic B. Marshton the Third! I am the Head Producer and Creator of this Reality Show!" The Man in the Bathrobe said.
"Wait. THE MARSHTON THE THIRD! THE WORLD'S #1 RICHEST MAN ON THE PLANET MADE THIS SHOW!" Topher shouted as He could almost feel like he was about to Pass out.
"That's right! I'm the world's Richest and the Main Producer of this show. Many Seasons made by yours truly. Aka, Chris' Boss!"
Flashback End
"Oh yeah! I almost forgot you there. But wait, Where's that other guy?" Thomas asked. "Oh. You mean Winston. He's on a Cruise but I didn't want him here anyway. Because that guy sucks! All he ever does is bother me and I can't get away from him, just because He's only #2 Richest and I'm more popular than him"
"Well, I still think you're cooler" Topher said. "Kiss up. Anyway, Chris is gonna be gone for a while and I'll be taking over for the time being! Now then, I had Timothy and Izzy bring you guys here because I've got some good news and some bad news!" Dominic Explained
"What's the Good news?" Sammy asked.
"I found a Nickel! Also, The Teams have now been disbanded as you guys have entered into The Merge! Every! Man! For! Themselves!" The Contestants gasped as some looked at each other in fear at Gerald as He looked at everyone with a grin and slid a finger across his finger. "Ohoho, Now things are already getting juicy!"
"What's the bad news?" Ella asked
"One of you will have to stay here once the Challenge is over! But don't worry, The challenge will be a Q & A! We had several fans of the show submit questions for all of you and THEY get to decide on who gets eliminated next!" Everyone gasped, again.
"Terrifying, huh? Now then, The way how this works is I ask each of you all a Question. They either came from a Fan or from one of the old contestants that stand before all of you! Your job is to answer it and take a guess on who's answer it came from, A Fan or anyone here! If you guess wrong or choose the incorrect person, you get shamed for it!" Dominic explained
"Shamed? Shamed how?" Scarlett asked before she had a Tomato thrown at her as it splashed into her face. "That is how. Now, I'll be reading the question to whoever it is and after the challenge is over, The Fans get to choose who will be Immune from elimination or in Twitter terms, "Cancelled"
"Up first, We have Gerald! What got you in Juvie first?" Question: LaCuevademisgustos
"Juvie, huh? The Kindergarten School for Bad Kids! Hmm, It probably had to be one time when I broke off my 5th Grade Teacher when She was trying to take away my Butterfinger that I ate during class. It's not my fault she doesn't follow the rules! Nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger" Gerald answered
"Is there anything that you've done that wasn't criminal out down right Evil?" Scarlett questioned
"There was a time that I took care of a Homeless Kid for a week before I had to leave. He came back about 2 years later to tell me that he named his first step brother after me"
"W-wow."
"See? Even the Clinically Insane can have hearts. Now, who do you think would've asked you that question?" Gerald took a look around before He noticed Duncan within the background of everyone that was in the Backyard where they all stood. "It definitely would be Duncan. Who better to ask me that question then my good ol' protégée"
"Duncan! Guess I didn't imagine that He'd come back after All-Stars! Thought he was still in the Slammer"
"He was. But let's say that when you're inside, you have people to rely when their on the outside" Gerald said. "He came after he blew up Chris' Mansion last season and He was having some trouble fitting in. I ended up meeting the buddy when he tried to prove his "Bad Boy" Status and he caused a Massive Riot! It was even surprising to me since he started one quicker than I did"
"Wow! Guess even Crime has friendship!"
"Our next one is...Sammy! What are your thoughts about Thomas and Amy?" Sammy lookiover at Amy who glared back at her while Thomas wasn't even with the rest of the group but instead was sitting with Lindsay and Beth as they were putting Makeup on him Question: Me
"Uhhh..."
"Come on Sammy, Answer with honesty or risk being here with the rest of these outdated cast!"
"HEY! Just because our contracts expired "finally", doesn't mean that were old news!" Heather protested. "Not according to some fans! Now let's get this train moving Sammy, Get to talking!"
Confessional: Sammy
"This is just great! To think that talking about my honest opinion on one of them was bad enough, I have to talk about both of them! I don't know how I could get through with this"
End Confessional
Sammy sighed before standing. "Okay. I'll tell you all...Thomas, He is very nice and he means well but sometimes it can be difficult putting up with him. He seems to lack a little regard for those he gets wrapped up into his "Alien" nonsense and I found it ver annoying. I tried so hard to help him and I wanted to hold my frustrations back since dealing with is so much better than dealing with Amy. For our whole lives, I had to put up with constant Physical and Mental Abuse that she's given me and that I feel even if she tried to develop a better relationship with me...I don't think I can be able to Forgive her but I can't hate her either since she's Family but I feel it would've been better if we never were..."
Sammy finished as everyone went silent. Thomas could hear everything before putting on a Sad Face and Amy did look slightly guilty. "Uhhh...okay! Well...That sure was...something...ANYWAY! Who do you think asked that question?"
"I did." Timothy said. "I asked that one for Sammy since I was more curious to hear her side of the story since I've been investigating more on their relationship since My Dad was part Family Counselor or apparently from what little Info that the Police ever gave me"
"Dang it, Timmy! You're not supposed to tell them who you are! That's for them to guess!" Dominic said. "But why would you care about that?" Jasmine asked him while Amy tried to tell him not to say anything. "Because I've spoke with Any and told her that the reason she acts the way she is to Sammy is because of incidents with their parents" Tim admitted and everyone shocked. "Ugh! I told him that with confidence, okay?"
"Wow! We barely are getting halfway through and already things are getting juicy! Perhaps maybe we'll get to know some more interesting stuff after we come back from the break! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get some Flaminyon"
The Contestants got a chance to hangout and take a break for a moment to chat with some of the contestants of who came before them as most of them were around their 20s and so on. While, Sky & Dave were chatting from Sammy having to be left talking with Amy & Thomas.
Meanwhile, Elliot took Ella to an Empty Bedroom to try and "Fill the Rabbit Hole" *wink* as everyone else just had a good time.
"So, You two are the notorious duo that made this show what it is, huh? How Ironic that you'd show up to the one place that you wouldn't even think about after your contracts expired" Gerald said as he was talking with Alejandro and Heather. "It was hardly much of our choice. That Revaz paid us a lot of money to come to this stupid party." Heather clarified
"It is rather nice to see all my amigos and amigas once again" Alejandro said. "Friends? If I recall, These people are all your enemies? Or should I say, victims?"
"That's big talk coming from Jack Scumbag the Pirate." Heather backfired. "Oh, if only you saw the things I've been arrested for. You wouldn't be talking to me"
"Really? I used to work with Duncan on many occasions in Season 3, what could you have done that was any worse than what he did?" Alejandro questions. "Oh boy. I've got the story for you. First, I was arrested for things from Vermicular Manslaughter, Trafficking, Identity Theft, Vandalism, Trespassing, Fishing without a License, Grand Theft Auto..." Gerald continues to speak of the various things that he's been arrested for, leaving both of them in shock.
"It was then that they found a snake in my boot! They kept calling me "Woody" ever since and they even got me a costume of him for halloween. Too bad it didn't fit since it was too small" Johnny spoke with his Big Buddy, Rodney who were telling each other stories about their slices of life on the Farm.
"Alrighty Contestants! Time to get back to business! We've got a show to run and an episode to wrap up and money needing to get put into my wallet! Chop! Chop!" Dominic ordered the contestants to get back to their original seats except Ella, Sammy, Amy nor Thomas showed up. "Where's the other Four?"
"I guess The twins and Thomas are talking somewhere else and I don't know what happened to Ella. She kinda just disappeared" Johnny stated. "Well, We can't start without them and Chef isn't here either since He's back on the Island fixing the comput- I mean, cleaning up! Can someone look for them?"
"I'll go after Thomas. I need that sack less buffoon anyway" Gerald volunteered before going to look for him while Johnny goes inside the Mansion to try and find Ella. Gerald walked around the front as Sammy, Amy, and Thomas were arguing with each other. "Before we even got on this stupid show! All you ever do is insult people and disrespect everyone! What is your damage!?" Sammy yelled at Amy. "Damage? I should ask that to your boyfriend! He's been nothing but useless and barely pays attention since all he cares about are Dumb Aliens!" Amy lashed back
"It wouldn't be so bad if you'd at least pretend to care! You're an even worse Listener than Tim! At least, a Blind, Deaf, and Dumb Person could be a better teammate and person than you! You nosey, Lying little-" Thomas then started cussing Amy out just like Lindsay did to Heather, many years ago. Gerald watched and heard from a far before He started giggling. "Maybe I'll wait a few minutes. This is even better than TV"
Meanwhile, Johnny walked around the Third Floor to see if Ella was anywhere around. He then sees a Doorknob that has a Sign hanging from it that said "Do not Disturb"
He puts his ear to the door to hear some noises before knocking on the door. "Hey! Anybody in there?" Johnny asked before he heard voices until someone opened the door. "Oh hey, Johnny. What do you want?" Elliot came up as He was wearing a Pink Hoodie and some slippers. "Umm, I'm looking for Ella. We still got a competition to get back to and we need to get her back. Wait, what were you guys doing in that room, anyway?" Johnny asked and Elliot blushed. "I think you don't want to know. It's uhh...personal matter between us...I'll be sure to tell to get back out in a minute" Elliot then slammed the door before Johnny shrugged and left.
A couple minutes later, Everyone had finally returned back as even Ella had a new look. She seems to have been wearing a Shirt that belonged to Elliot and a pair of shorts. "Hey ella, Why is your hair so messy? Were you taking a nap?" Sky wondered but Ella just giggled. "You could put that way! I sure hope we could do it again when My Prince and I meet again" Ella said, feeling like a new Woman or Princess
"With enough distractions, let's get back to the challenge! Our next question is for...Timothy!" Dominic announced before the camera shows Tim trying to pull Izzy away from the Buffet. "Wait what?"
"Your question will be, what was it like being trapped in a box with Crazy Girl Izzy?" Question: LaCuevademisgustos
"Oh no...It was unspeakable. But let's just say that being inside of a small and contained box with her while you can see nothing but darkness is unimaginable horror. What happens in the dark, stays in the dark" Tim shivered.
"Glad that I'm not you! Now, who do you think asked you that question?" Dominic said and Tim looked around before pointing at Izzy. "Correction, That was E-Scope! They were wondering what went on in there and I told them that it was only my little secret!"
"I'm gonna go barf..." Timothy gagged and went inside the Mansion to go and vomit. "Well, This show really has been going much crazier than Chris was in Season 4! Anyway, He was supposed to decide on who gets the point but I'll choose instead. Hmmm...Sammy!"
"Speaking of Sammy, You're next! What is your best childhood memory?" Question: LaCuevademisgustos
"Best? Most of them were from having Bad Memories from Amy but my best one would have to be when I got a Limited Edition Shirt that I got after winning a contest on a Radio Show. I had to guess what was in some guy's pants and it was a Baby Whale somehow"
"Aren't those dangerous as Adult Whales in general?" Jasmine wondered. "I'm more surprised that he even could fit something that Big in his pants but He did say he was wearing some pretty big pants" Sammy replied.
"Sounds like my kind of show! I should make a challenge out of that! Eh, who knows? Now, Anyone on your mind?" Sammy looked around as she noticed Bridgette waving to her as she was the one to ask her the question. "I've been watching Sammy and I feel the most bad for her. She deserved better and I was curious if she had any good childhood memories" Bridgette admitted and Sammy smiled.
"How thoughtful! Alright, Let's get someone that we haven't asked yet. How about you Jasmine? Let's ask you something that will make the Australian Nation my 5th most favorite place on the Planet"
"What's the other 4?" Jasmine asked. "Asia, Canada, South & North America! Now then, What are your thoughts on every contestant? And It would be nice if your honest" Jasmine looked back at everyone and sighed. Question: Me
"I think that Sky's Relationship with Dave is good but she needs to think less and start thinking about how to win. I like Sammy a lot but she needs to better herself and stand up for herself and even same case with Thomas, If she really likes him then either tell him that or leave him alone and focus on competition. Scarlett is alright but I feel she can do better, She's became the most infamous and with so much knowledge, she can do so much and yet she hasn't been seen doing much"
"Not yet at least" Scarlett mumbled.
"Ella has to improve on her independence. While it's nice to be kind, She can't always rely on someone to help her and when the times are tough, She has to take the matter into her own hands. Thomas, Seriously. The Alien stuff was one thing but leaving your friends behind while trying to win a challenge isn't cool, Nuff said. And as far as Amy and Gerald, do I even need to explain?" Amy rolled her eyes and Gerald gave a Crap eating smile.
"Now how about Shawn? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?" Dominic comedically asked before Jasmine looked at Shawn. "Shawn is a really great guy but sometimes I can't understand what his deal is. His thing with Zombies is confusing and somehow effects me in bit of a distraught way. I'd like to get along with him but compared to everything else and what happened in the way challenge, I don't want to talk about it." Jasmine said before Shawn looked more Guilty than before
"Wow! So much tension and so much confession! This is almost as crazy then the Divorce Hearing I had with my Ex-Wife! But I'm afraid that were out of time! So for those who are watching, This is your time to shine! You get to decide the winner and the loser! Which one of these people deserve to earn the Immunity and who deserves to stay here with the Oldies! Let's find out who that'll be on Total...Drama...Pahkitew Island! I've always wanted to say that"
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