An unexpected thing shows up, and that unexpected thing is something, well someone who should not be meddled with unless you are a video game character, and this is gonna be a problem where they need help from someone from another world. Enjoy reading this new chapter everyone.
Spells and Louds.
Chapter 1,031: Let's... Rumble McSkirmish!
(August 16. Somewhere outside of Royal Woods.)
We see a situation is at hand, and is caused in the hands of a strange creature that has entered their world, and the troops are all falling back and trying their hardest to take this thing down, and then Lady Ace, Lincoln and Luna Frost show up. "What the heck I going on?!" asked Lincoln, they all duck when a Guardian Tank is thrown.
Lady Ace flies and catches the tank and she puts it down, and then she sees what is doing this. "Hey guys, is there a new video game at Gus'? Because there is a video game character who looks like a ripoff from Street Fighter."
They all notice this, and the figure is calling out. "Fireball! Fireball! Fireball!" And all while sending Fireballs at the troops, and they are trying to restrain this thing, then they see the one who has been trying to calm him down all day, Victor and he is being tended to by Carol.
Rumble then lands some uppercuts onto some tanks, thus knocking them away and then Lady Ace grabs the knocked away tanks, and then Lincoln races over and fires some shots, but they don't do anything, and he dodges the fireballs. Luna Frost makes an ice barrier and she kicks it, but Rumble shatters it.
Leni finally arrives to the scene and sees what is going down and trying to keep him away by summoning vines, but his fireballs seem powerful enough to burn her walls of vines, and she dodges and hides within the dirt to make sure that she isn't struck, and she tries to ambush, but this weird guy always knows and knocks her away, and even tried to hit her with some of his moves.
Victor then gets back up and he makes an electric field. "There, we got him!" But then the figure calls out.
"FIST PUNCH RAIN!"
"Wait, what?" Carol then looks up, and so does everyone else looks up and sees that it is now raining pixelated fists, and this makes them go white. "Are you serious?!" They all take cover as it is raining fists, and Luna Frost makes an ice barrier, while Lady Ace fires her energy attacks onto these raining fists, but she does get hit by one, but doesn't hinder and keeps blasting this rain.
Then Victor uses his tablet to finally scan this person. "Scan done, his name is..."
Rumble McSkirmish.
Rumble is made up of pixels, making him seem "blurry" as a result. According to Dipper, his pixels are rather sharp. He has a blond mullet with a red band around his head, and is shirtless. He is very muscular and equally strong. He has tape on his forearms and wears cut indigo pants and a red belt similar to the band around his head. He has 屁, the Chinese character for "buttocks" and "fart", tattooed on his back. He wears an eye patch on his left eye, and wears no shoes. As shown in the picture, he is constantly in movement, even when standing in place.
Lincoln is confused and he dodges some raining fists. "So, this guy is a video game character from Gravity Falls?!" He then blasts one and dodges another.
"Yes and..." Victor is hit, but he gets back up. "And he seeks to take down his greatest foes, the land with the best fight fighters, located at the..." Then a blast hits Rumble McSkirmish and as the smoke clears, he then looks serious.
"Who dares to challenge me?"
Then the Tiger Tank appears, and then Leon and Sergei come out. "Hey, super body weirdo! Get the hell out of our land dude!" yelled Leon.
Then Sergei yells. "You're just gonna make this worse for you if you keep trying to..."
As Sergei speaks, he hears the accent of Sergei and he knows what his nationality is. "No. It cannot be! You are a fight fighter, and the best there is from the place of the best fight fighters which I must defeat! You are from the Soviet Union!"
They all gasp and some cover their mouths and then look towards Sergei who is annoyed, and then Leon steps away and Sergei gets off the Tank and slowly walks towards Rumble McSkirmish. "You think that I am some kind of maniac who sucks it for the wretched empire of Communism?"
"I have fought my way to end the reign of Communism, to wipe out the remnants of Stalin and bring forth the will of freedom and stop those who would dare to continue the regime from before! I am no Soviet, I never fought for the USSR. I fight for Russia, the motherland that was truly meant for the glory and honor of freedom, in the name of the Tsar!"
Rumble McSkirmish scoffs. " . . .Ha. you're words make my shoulder bounce, you will soon bear witness the power I contain." He then does some moves. "Fireball, uppercut, downer cut..." Then a bowl of punch appears. "Bowl of punch!" He drinks it then throws it away. "Accept challenge and face me, Soviet man."
Sergei is now ticked off. "That's it!" He punches the start button and then both Sergei and Rumble McSkirmish are set for battle and everyone watches this and stays away, then the fight begins. Rumble lets loose some punches and fireballs, but Sergei dodges.
Sergei then does a bicycle kick, and then he ducks from a fireball and he slides and then does an uppercut and this knocks away Rumble, and he gets back up and is angered. "You will regret ever facing me, lightning bolt blast!" He sends a bolt of lightning bolt, but Sergei dodges and then he goes behind Rumble and lands a mean left hook.
Rumble is stunned, but this enrages him. "You and your country will soon see why I am the best of fight fighters. Prepare for my punches!" Rumble then readies his power, and then he unleashes one of his moves. "FIST PUNCH RAIN!" Sergei stays still as each fist hits the ground, but they all miss and Sergei walks forward with anger in his eyes. This confuses Rumble. "What? No, it cannot be."
"Let's get one thing clear and crystal you Street Fighter Reject." He then knocks away one of the fists and it hits an empty tank and then blows up. "I am not a communist, I defy the word of Stalin and only fight to defend Russia..." Sergei side steps an incoming raining fist. "When someone does mention to accuse me as some stupid Communist, then they shall regret ever facing me, and I will be sure that you regret so much!"
Sergei then dashes forward and so does Rumble and the duo land rapid fire punches, and even dodge the others punches, and it now looks like one of those anime fights, and everyone watches this fight go on and look intense. "Wow. This is awesome!" Velvet is there, and she hands them some popcorn and all of them enjoy this and watch as this goes down, though they do wonder how long Velvet was here.
Sergei then stands tall and he lands a punch to the stomach of Rumble, and then Rumble is glowing. "Do not forget, and do not ever underestimate that I have punches!" He then charges up and it means he is preparing something powerful, and then Lincoln calls out.
"He's gonna do his combo move!"
Then Rumble McSkirmish is about to unleash what he can do, but all of a sudden Gyro comes between them. "I sensed something of weird energies that came straight from the world known as..." He sees the attack. "Oh my PlayStation 4..." He is then struck by the combo of punches!
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO!
Then a large and intense Mushroom cloud is made, and it is the shape of a fist! They all put on some sunglasses and watch this go down, and Sergei stays still and is not surprised. Soon, the blast is gone and the smoke clears and then they see that Gyro is still standing, and not happy and he has a powerful arcane barrier.
Gyro sighs, and then Rumble is stunned by this. "What? Another challenger? Two vs one is not fair, and yet a challenge for me. You will not defeat..."
"Enough with this!" Gyro then throws his staff into the air and then Gyro dashes forward without his cloak and he lands an elbow hit to the gut of Rumble, and then he punches him in the face, and then Gyro does a leg sweep, and then he elbows the face of Rumble.
Gyro grabs Rumble by the hair and he throws him towards Sergei, and this gives Sergei the chance to land a blow, but he also yells. "Hammer Fist Punch!" He lands one powerful right fist, and to the face of Rumble, and they see his health bar goes down, and that means Rumble has been defeated. Rumble is down, and then Sergei looks to Gyro. "You okay?"
Gyro sighs and he gets his cape and staff back. "I am sending this idiot back home!" He opens a portal and sends him through, by grabbing Rumble by his black belt and throws him through and he calms down but is still ticked off. "God damn Gravity Falls things coming in." He then looks to the others. "Hey, you lot alright there now?"
They are all stunned by what Gyro did, and then Marcy arrives and so does Linka. "Hey, what did we miss?"
Gyro sighs. "I'm going home." He then takes his leave, and all of them are still surprised by what just happened, but Marcy and Linka have no idea what happened and they want an explanation.
To be continued in the next chapter.
A/N: A character from Gravity Falls who makes me laugh, he didn't last a few chapters, but this was fun to make. I hope you all enjoyed reading this new chapter everyone.
Date made: 6/13/22 – 6/14/22.
