Remaining Competitors:
Veterans Falcons: Cody, Ezekiel, Harold, Justin, LeShawna, Lindsay, Shawn, Sky, Topher
Newbies Birdies: Brick, Cameron, Dakota, Dawn, Jo, Lightning, Mike, Sam, Scott, Zoey
Chris: (recaping the last episode) "Last week on Total Drama Madness, the campers enjoyed a day in the Fun Zone, where anything can happen except fun" (chuckles) "Sugar found the invincibility statue, too bad she Scott traded her for a fake! In the end, the Newbies were victorious, and Sugar was humiliated and on her way to the Flush of Shame, until I gave the biggest surprise of the night, both Ella and Sugar were flushed!"
(Cut to Chris lying on a lawn chair at what looks like Playa de Losers)
Chris: "Can the Veterans keep their lead? Will the Veterans live up to their name?" (Calling angrily) "Will my breakfast arrive before my LUNCH?! Find out right now on Total! Drama! Madness!"
(Theme Song plays)
(The episode begins in the losers' cabin on the girls' side, where Lindsay was blow-drying her hair, and below her, were the two-headed rats she had adopted, chewing on the dryer cord in plug, giving both of them a shock)
Lindsay: (gasps and picks up the rats) "Tylers Jr, who got them out of their crib?!" (The rats start scratching at his face) "AHH, BAD TYLERS!"
Confessional
Lindsay: (holding the two rats) "Now that I'm the caretaker of these boys or girls, it's my duty to protect them at all costs" (looks at one of the rats) "Did you say something Tyler 1?" (The rat vomits all over his face) "Eww!"
End Confessional
(Now we cut outside the cabin, on the stairs where Cody, Ezekiel and Sky were having breakfast, while LeShawna stood looking at them)
Cody: (looking at the toast, which was green) "Um, the toast must be green?"
Ezekiel: (takes the toast from her) "At the farm they call it pestilin mash, I never get sick, almost" (eats the toast, causing LeShawna to choke in disgust)
(LeShawna then notices that on the steps of the spa hotel, Sam, Scott and Jo were having breakfast)
LeShawna: "Why do they have to show off their fancy food in front of us?"
Jo: "No, we just wanted to show our leadership as newbies" (the three clink their glasses)
(Suddenly, Alejandro as an intern approaches them in his wheelchair)
Scott: "Well well, it's sleepy legs Alejandro"
Alejandro: "It's a shame my legs are still asleep, they would be a good use for the team"
LeShawna: "But we'd kick you out anyway, after what you did, it would be a miracle if you got allies, Al."
Alejandro: (annoyed) "I'd rather you didn't call me by THAT name"
Scott: (getting up angrily) "What's wrong with the name Al? My sister's name is Al! Short for Alberta, she's the best at calling pigs, soo-we, soo-we!" (A pig pounces on him like a dog)
Chris: (Paging) "Good morning soon to be painful everyone! Head over to the Chris-osseum, quick! Today's challenge isn't going to hurt itself!"
(Cut to the outside of the Chris-osseum from last season finale. Inside to see that a boxing ring has been installed)
Chris: (Standing in the ring) "Welcome everyone to the boxing ring at Camp Wawanakwa!"
Scott: "A boxing ring?"
Cameron: (scared) "Boxing?!"
Confessional
Cameron: (Scribbling on a long sheet of toilet paper) "This is the last will of me, Cameron Corduroy Wilkins..."
End Confessional
(Chef approaches with Dakota, Chef's clothes are a bit worn and scratched)
Chris: (Smiling at Chef) "You look tough Chef, you had a run in with a big bad baby squirrel on Boney Island, huh?"
Chef: (Whispering to Chris, pointing at Dakota) "That girl has trouble following orders!"
(Dakota approaches his team, especially Sam, who looked sad)
Dakota: "Don't be sad anymore, Sam, I'm here!"
Cameron: "It's not that, while we were sleeping, someone broke his Game-Guy"
(Sam sadly shows his broken Game-Guy, and the others look shocked)
Zoey: "Who would do something like that?"
Mike: nervous) "I know, right? It's totally inexplicable!" (Giggles, as Zoey looks at him concerned) "What?"
Confessional
Mike: "Is his Game-Guy totally broken? I thought it was just a weird dream!"
(Cut to the children's room at night, the boys were seen sleeping peacefully, but a grim Mike approaches, with the same evil look from the last episode, he approaches Sam's bed, with him sleeping and snoring , Mike opens his backpack and takes out his Game-Guy
Mike: (in an evil voice) "Perfect..."
(Mike soon pulls the two parts of the Game-Guy hard and breaks it in two pieces, sparks flying from there)
Mike: (gasps, returns to normal) "What... how did I get to-" (Notices the Game-Guy and gasps) "Oh no!" (He looks around and puts the Game-Guy back in the backpack)
(Scene returns to the confessional)
Mike: "What's happening to me?"
End Confessional
Chris: "Cheers, playah's! Today's recipe for disaster is a nice slice of the no pain, no gain challenge of Season 1. With a dash of Phobia Factor for that extra kick"
LeShawna: "I'm not hungry"
Chris: (Walks towards the wheel of misfortune from Season 1, with different images in each segment.) "Get ready to sink your soon-to-be-lost teeth into the wheel of misfortune. The rules are simple; spin the wheel and spend a full two minutes with whatever the wheel lands on. Win your match and earn a point for your team. The fights will be judged fairly by Chef and myself." (Chef walks to the other side, in her pink dress.) "The first team to win five battles is the champion"
Lindsay: (holding the rats) "But who's gonna care of Tyler's Jr while I fighting?"
Chris: "Nobody, if you're value your life, Now let's get ready to strike!"
Jo: "Uh wait! Where are the rewards you promised us yesterday?
Chris: (Sighs) "I was hoping you forgot about that. But for winning the last challenge, newbies get a point." (Giant marker marks one for the newbies, with them cheering)
Chris: "Since the Veterans lost last time, they go first, who volunteers?"
Shawn: (raising hand) "I will!" (He walks over to the spinner and spins it, as Chris and Chef wink at each other and Chef stops the spinner with a button on the ground, the spinner falls into the image of a zombie-like person)
Chris: "Your opponent will be your biggest fear"
Shawn: (scared and stuttering) "Z-Z-ZOMBIE?!"
(The floor of the ring opens to reveal a zombie wearing boxing gloves, Shawn is shocked at this)
Cody: "Hey Shawn, zombies aren't real, remember!"
Shawn: "But that one looks..." (shudders) "Very real"
Chris: "Come on, Shawn, just hit it and that's it"
(Cut to Shawn now in the ring, wearing boxing gloves, shaking in fear, as the zombie approached)
Shawn: (starts) "Get away from me, undead!"
LeShawna: "Shawn, stop running and take him down at once"
Sky: "Yeah, remember, you defeated your fear once, you can do it again!"
Shawn: (gasps) "It's true!" (stares at the zombie) "Alright zombie, your time has come!" (He grabs the ropes and lunges, landing a hard hook on the zombie, knocking him to the ground and winning the fight.)
Chris: "Shawn wins the first point for his team"
(The zombie groans in pain as he stands up and removes his mask, revealing himself to be ALEJANDRO)
Alejandro: "Hey, kid, be careful with the face!"
Shawn: "A-Alejandro? How?" (Notices he's standing up) "Can you walk?"
Alejandro: (realizes his mistake) "Oh oh..."
LeShawna: (pointing at him) "AHA, I knew you were faking it, very bad game, Al!"
(Most start booing him)
Confessional
Alejandro: (in his normal clothes) "What can I say? I was just tricking them into trusting me just in case, here's the real me" (stands up and moves his legs) "Cha-cha-cha, surprise!"
End Confessional
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Chris: "Alright, It's turn for the Newbies! Who gonna give up?"
Scott: (rise the hand) "I'll do!"
(Scott spins the wheel. Chris winks at Chef, who stamps on a hidden button, the spinner stopping at a picture of a shark.)
Chris: "Say hello to your foe, Fang!"
(Scott looks stunned for a second; he turns around and screams as Fang pops up from under the ring, outfitted with a rubber mouth guard so he can't chew Scott up. Scott freezes in place, eyes blank and staring off into space, terrified. Then Chef slips boxing gloves on the still frozen Scott's hands for him and simply tosses him into the ring. Surprisingly, Scott lands on his feet, but stays blank and terrified as Fang whales on him, landing three good punches before he winds up his arm and punches him into the sideline rail, which sends him flying into Fang's outstretched glove for one last punch. Scott lands on the side of the ring, half falling out.)
Chris: "Time's up and Fang wins! No points for the Newbies, the score remains, 1-0 Veterans! Veterans time! Come on up, Lindsay!
Lindsay: "Why me?"
Chris: "Why not?"
Lindsay: "Ok." (Spins the wheel, it lands on a two-headed rat picture. as she gasps) No way! I would NEVER fight my Tylers Jr's!
Chris: "Oh, you're not fighting your pet; you're fighting your pet's mother!"
(Chris gestures to the stage as the named combatant appears: an extremely large two headed rat with two tails, and a smaller set of arms between its main ones. It roars, and the babies roar back. The contestants all look frightened, except Dawn who just smiles.)
Lindsay: "That's their mother? I didn't know that they had a mother!"
Lightning: (Suspicious) "What are the sha-odds of both Lindsay and Scott getting such sha-personal opponents?"
Cameron: "Astronomical! I think I smell a cheat"
Lindsay: (Hands the rat and basket to Cody.) "Can you hold these on to me?"
Cody: "Uh.. Sure?" (Lindsay smiles at him, as she runs into the ring.)
Confessional
Cody: "I will NOT flirt with Lindsay. Because I don't wanna make Tyler upset. Plus, those rats look weird!" (One rat bit him the cheek, and scream)
End Confessional
(Lindsay stands in a battle pose, both giant rat heads letting out a massive roar, blowing back her hair.)
Lindsay: (Looks in fear gulps.) "Nice mother rats..." (Tries to get one big punch, but it didn't work.)
(Several fierce punches and painful grunts are heard as the camera cuts to the Veterans cringing in pain, while some were covering their eyes, and not looking. The rat stops punching Lindsay, who is panting and hunched over in exhaustion. The rat gives the finishing blow, knocking her out of the ring and into the air Then Lindsay falls on Cody. As the Mother Rat goes near the Veterans snatches it's babies away from Cody.)
Lindsay: "Oh! Sorry Cody! I'm not ready to be a mother yet.."
Cody: (Sighs in annoyance.) "Me neither."
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Chris: "Well that was quick, and it's still 1 on 1, Newbies time."
Sam: (walks over to the wheel) "I have a golden medal in 7 fight games, I'll win a point for us" (He spins the wheel.)
Zoey: (Smirking at Mike) "I hope it's Dakota"
(Dakota glares at her in response, while Sam looks flustered as the wheel spins.)
Confessional
Sam: "There's only one person I'd want to fight less than Dakota...and that person is-"
End Confessional
(The wheel falls on the image of a man)
Sam: (gulps) "Oh no! It can't be!"
(In the ring, a puff of wizard smoke clears to reveal a middle-aged gentleman, in a suit and tie, with spiky black hair, everyone gasps, especially Dakota)
Dakota: "Dad?!"
Dawn: "Mr. Milton?!"
Sam: (worried) "Uh oh..."
Chris: "Oooh, doggeh! Does Sam have what it takes to stand up to the father of her love? Or will the son-in-law fall over and explode? Find out here, after the break in Total! Drama! Madness!"
(Commercial Break)
(Cut to the ring to a fight bell ringing; Sam and Dakota's father stand on opposite ends of the ring, boxing gloves on their hands)
Mr. Milton: (smiling) "Good morning, Samuel, I've heard about you, you love my daughter, don't you? Well, now we'll see how deserving you are of her"
(Sam swallows nervously)
Confessional
Sam: "I knew my dream last night was real, I was always afraid of Dakota's dad, he's strict, sophisticated, and a good father, and he didn't want someone like me near his daughter" (he looks determined) "But I have to win Dakota's heart"
End Confessional
Chris: (Annoyed) "Enough touching family reunions! Start hitting each other!" (The bell for the start of the match rings and Mr. Milton is the only one who attacks, since Sam is just standing there in fear, however, the sir only lands his body shots and does not aim for the face)
Harold: "Why are they only going for body shots?" (Looks at LeShawna) "That's weird!"
Confessionals
Dakota: (holding up a mirror) "It's the family code, not the face."
Mr. Milton: (Sitting opposite, also with a mirror) "Never the face"
End Confessionals
Chris: "Looks like the Newbies will be banned again. Or should I say, beaten up!"
(Sam lunges for a punch, but Mr. Milton jumps back)
Mr. Milton: "It seems that you are not worthy of being the lover of my daughter Dakota, what a pity..."
(Sam grunts as Mr. Milton chuckles)
Sam: (Launches fiercely at his father-in-law, knocking him offscreen) "I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED DAKOTA!" (jumps on him to hit him from behind) "I've always taken care of her!" (Shows everyone's expressions outside the ring, all surprised.) "And I always loved her despite everything!" (Cut to the ring, Sam rapidly swinging his arms around to deliver a giant punch) "And I... WILL ALWAYS LOVE HER NO MATTER THE OBSTACLES IN THE WAY!" (He lunges for the finishing blow, sending Mr. Milton flying into the ropes, rebounding and planting his face on the ground, Sam simply smiles and raises a hand in victory.)
Chris: "Wow, the Newbies have the upper hand! And now we all know how Sam really feels about his girlfriend"
Confessional
Sam: "Dakota, all those words were true, I love you"
End Confessional
(Mr. Milton gets up and walks over to Sam)
Sam: (nervous) "I'm sorry sir, I just got carried away and-" (he takes his hand)
Mr. Milton: (smiling at him) "You've shown your bravery in me, my daughter would be so proud of you" (Sam smiles, before Mr. Milton disappears into the cloud of smoke)
Chris: "The Newbies are leading 2-1, how will the Veterans respond?"
LeShawna: (snaps fingers) "Me, I haven't hit an asshole in a while" (spins the spinner, and it lands in a very familiar image) "Are you kidding me?!"
(Another puff of smoke billows out of the ring, and Heather appears from there)
Heather: (with venom in her voice) "Hello again, LeShawna"
Confessional
LeShawna: "If Chris thinks he can force me to beat up my biggest enemies, I must say... my pleasure."
End Confessional
(Cut to LeShawna and Heather inside the ring)
Heather: "Okay, fat girl with bad fashion sense, let's see what you've got."
LeShawna: (offended) "Did you just call me fat?! Oh, here's what I got for you!" (LeShawna runs up to her and punches her) "This is for being a bitch in season one" (hits her from behind) "This is for being bossy in season two" (pins her and throws her to the ground) "And this it's for bugging me in the third" (picks her up again and throws her into the sky, Heather screams as she falls but is caught in Alejandro's arms)
Alejandro: "We meet again, beautiful"
Heather: "What, you again?!"
Alejandro: "It's nice to see you again, red flower, since now I can go, because we don't get out of here"
Heather: (rolls her eyes) "Whatever, just get me out of here..." (Alejandro and Heather leave)
Chris: "Newbie Time!"
Mike: (walks over to the wheel) "I guess I'll be next."
Cameron: (Annoyed) "What's the point of spinning the wheel? The game IS rigged!"
Everyone: "Huh?"
Cameron: "Scott fights Fang, Sam fights Dakota's dad, Lindsay fights Tylers Jr's mom—the odds are too astronomical to be random!"
Zoey: "It seems a little rigged."
Dakota: "More like VERY rigged!"
Chris: (Annoyed) "How about this? I guarantee the next spinner will have a non-specific opponent for personal terror, okay?" (He nods to Chef, who sighs)
(Mike spins the wheel.)
Cameron: "Just look, it will be exactly what Mike is afraid of" (The wheel finally stops on the symbol of a spider)
Chris: "Or is that what Cameron is afraid of?"
(Cameron screams in horror)
Zoey: "I thought you were over your fear of spiders!"
Cameron: "That's not a spider!" (The giant purple spider from the last season comes out from under the stage. The spider removes its helmet to reveal IZZY's head.)
Izzy: "Cheers, spider food!" (Giggles. Cameron squeals like a child and runs off)
Chris: "She's an eight-legged Izzy!"
(The challenge bell rings and the two face each other)
Izzy: "Okay bugface, I just want to say I don't bite or sting, but I can go crazy" (laughs)
(Mike frowns before gasping and bagging his eyes)
"Mike": (With a smile and mischievous voice) "Enough babbling"
("Mike" lunges at Izzy and wraps his arms around his neck in an attempt to break it, cut to Zoey and Dawn staring in shock, snaps and thumps are heard from the ring. Suddenly, "Mike" slams him hard punch to the face, causing her to stagger. "Mike" then hits Izzy with an uppercut, and an audible crack is heard, he punches her into the side of the ring, having ripped off one of the fake spider limbs and scratched her face Chef looks concerned, Izzy's battered body thrown up and over his head, throwing her out of the ring, she screams as she flies right over the sand and off the wall. Everyone looks completely shocked)
Chris: Mike hit the jackpot on that one! But, a point is a point. It's 3-2, a couple more points and they win it all!" (Mike gasps and snaps back, and gets off)
Zoey: "Wow...um...where did you learn how to do that?"
Mike: (confused) "I don't know! It's like I'm not even in control! (He grabs Zoey's hand in his.) "But I feel so much better now that I'm with you!" (Zoey smiles sweetly)
Chris: "Okay, Veterans, show what you're made of"
Sky: "I'll do it, we need a strong person and that person has to be me" (Sky approaches the wheel and spins it, Chris and Chef wink at each other again before Chef secretly stops the wheel, the wheel stops on the image of a boy)
Sky: (gasps in horror) "Oh no, this can't be!"
(In the ring, most of the floor moved away, to reveal Sky's opponent, the campers, especially Sky, gasped, it was a blond boy in a blue hoodie, and a blue cap)
Sky: "Is…!"
Chris: "Yes! Sky, you'll be fighting Keith, your boyfriend!"
Lightning: SHA-WHAT?
Keith: "Yup, babe!"
Confessionals
Sky: "Actually he's my ex-boyfriend, I never considered him a good guy, but that idiot still thinks we're dating"
Lightning: (shocked) "So Sky's had a boyfriend this whole time, oh my god…wait, why do I even care?"
End Confessionals
Chris: "Sky, it's time to..."
Lightning: (interrupts) "STOP, I'll fight him for her!"
Everyone: (especially Sky and Jo) "What?!"
Chris: "There are no rules against that, but if you beat him anyway, the point will still belong to the Veterans"
Lightning: "I will accept that condition"
Jo: "NO Jockstraps, take it back right now!"
(Lightning ignores her and enters the ring and puts on his boxing gloves, at Keith's end)
Keith: "So you're the one trying to steal my girl, huh?"
Lightning: (confused) "Hey, Lightning stealing your girl, wait what?
Keith: "I don't need to hear your voice, you think you can steal my girl, something else awaits you"
Lightning: "Alright, Lightning is getting tired of you talking, let's just box already!"
(Bell rings, Lightning goes for a punch, but Keith dodges)
Keith: "Come on Protein Jock, is that all you got?" (Keith reaches for a hook and connects)
Lightning: "Ow!"
Keith: "Ha, weak!"
(Lightning gets frustrated and kicks Keith in the legs, causing Keith to fall. Keith gets back up)
Keith: "Please, that was just my warm up."
Lightning: "Do you think I'll be an easy opponent? You must be tripping right now, there's no way I'm not going to lose to an idiot like you"
Keith: "Am I the idiot? Please"
(Keith goes for a kick, but Lightning dodges and lands a punch)
Keith: "Oh, okay, that's it!"
Lightning: (sneering) "Was that your warm-up too?"
Keith: "Just wait..."
(Keith continues to hook Lightning in the face, Lightning falls to his knees. Keith laughs and was about to finish Lightning off, until Keith looks at Sky)
Keith: "Honey, this is for you!"
(When Keith was about to finish Lightning, until Sky yelled from ringside...)
Sky: "Come on Lightning, kick his ass!"
Keith: "Wait, what?" (turns his attention to Sky, Keith approaches the ropes and looks at Sky from ringside) "Why are you cheering for that dumb jock? Didn't you forget? You're my girlfriend, got it?"
Confessional
Ezekiel: "Okay, that's how you don't treat a girl like that, uh, more respect"
End Confessional
Sky: "Just shut up and keep boxing!"
Keith: "No, no, no, I want to know why you're not cheering for me, you're rooting for him!" (points to Lightning)
Sky: "You want to know why Keith? It's because... well, it's because..."
Keith: "Why?"
Sky: "It's because… I'm breaking up with you!"
Keith: (gasps) WHAT?! Baby don't-
Sky: "Don't call me babe anymore, Keith, you're a jerk to me, it's over, we're done!"
(Keith gets angry and grabs Sky by the arm)
Sky: "Help!"
(Lightning gets up)
Lightning: (glaring at him) "Lay a finger on Sky and you'll be sorry you KNEW me!"
Keith: "What are you going to do about it, huh?"
(Keith raises Sky's arm, Sky screams and slaps Keith)
Sky: "Get away from me, you creep!"
Keith: "Why? Little bi-"
(Lightning hit Keith in the back of the head, Keith turned around)
Keith: What did I just say?! Now you're going to get it!
(Lightning lunged at Keith punching him in the face over and over again)
Lightning: "Hey Keith, you can't spell 'Protein Jock' without pro, SHA BAM!"
(Lightning said as he threw one more good punch at Keith, knocking him unconscious.)
Chris: "Lightning knocks out Keith, the score is even!"
(The Veterans even the Newbies, except for Jo and Scott, cheer for Lightning, who gets out of the ring towards his team)
Brick: (waving) "Well done soldier, way to knock out the enemy sir!"
Lightning: (returning the salute) "Thank you, sir"
Sky: (approaches him) "Lightning? I just wanted to say, thanks for teaching that idiot a lesson"
Lightning: "No problem, beautiful"
(Sky smiles and blushes at Lightning, until Jo gestures her out and glares at Lightning)
Jo: "I told you dummy, now we're even, good way to help the enemy, you sock!"
Lightning: "Hey, just help somebody, it's not a big deal" (Jo rolls her eyes)
Chris: "Newbies, it's your turn now"
Zoey/Dakota: (raises hand) "I'll do it!" (They stare at each other) "NO, I'll do it!" (They growl at each other)
Chris: (annoyed) "Zoey, spin the wheel"
(Zoey goes to the wheel and spins it, and it stops on Dakota's silhouette)
Zoey: "What, why her?!"
Chris: (Chuckles) "Hoh-oh man, I have been looking forward to this match ALL day. Uh, I mean, how random!"
Confessionals
Zoey: "Fight Dakota? No way!"
Dakota: "Fight Zoey?" (Smiles evilly) "It will be my pleasure!"
End Confessionals
(Cut to Zoey and Dakota in the ring wearing boxing gloves)
Dakota: "I've been waiting for this for a long time, fake friend."
Zoey: "Please, Dakota, let's make up, actually, I don't even want to fight."
Chris: "Hmm, conflicted, I guess it's time to use plan B" (Chef pushes a TV)
Dakota: "What is that?"
(The TV turns on and shows a video of the confessional from last year, where Zoey was inside, in an intern's uniform)
Zoey: (in the video) "Is it on? Hi, I'm Zoey, I'm just here to blow off some steam, I'll say it quick...I HATE Dakota" (Dakota gasps in shock at this) "She used to be my friend , but now that she turned into that hideous orange freak with green hair and sharp teeth and claws, they make me hate her SO MUCH, I really HATE freaks and I would NEVER make friends with a freak like her so right now I'll tell her that our friendship is OVER" (Zoey swallows at this) "Phew, I will never regret what I just confessed..." (the video ends, and Dakota was crying with sadness)
Zoey: "Dakota, that was last year, I don't think those things anymore, PLEASE listen to me!"
Dakota: (angry and heartbroken) "NO! You just did your death sentence!" (raises fist) "Sorry, Zoey, this will hurt you more than me!" (Punches him in the face) "THAT's for breaking my heart!"
Zoey: (angry, punches him back) "And THAT's for making my life hell here!"
Lightning: (mocking, and looks at Sky) "Ha, they fight like girls" (Sky looks at her strangely) "What?"
Confessional
Lightning: "Girls fight over nonsense, but Lightning never softens like that" (the same blue bird from yesterday flies into the confessional and lands on her lap) "Awww..." (realizes what she did and just sigh)
End Confessional
(Cut to Zoey and Dakota, punching each other, until Zoey fires a blast of fire, which Dakota dodges)
Dakota: "Hey, what's wrong?!"
Zoey: "I'm tired of being good to you, now I'll have no mercy on you!"
Dakota: "Uh yes?! Well, I will too, it's time for you to meet my toughest and most dangerous form of all!"
(Dakota begins to snarl, and as she does, she begins to grow in size, to everyone's shock, she grows larger as claws grow out of her gloves, her teeth become sharp, spikes grow on her body, her tail sticks out. makes it longer, and her hair becomes spiky, she now being a giant roars at Zoey, who was shocked at this)
Dakota: (in a now strong tone of voice) "Now Dakota will crush you forever!"
(All those who were outside were looking at Dakota with fear)
Brick: "Holy crap, Dakota's gone big!"
Cameron: (trembling with fear) "And now s-she s-is a s-scary m-m-monster!"
Scott: "For God's sake, she's-!"
Sam: (looking excited) "Dakotazoid!" (The other guys look at him strangely) "What? Sounds great, doesn't it?"
(Zoey flies up with her wings up, to face the BIG Dakota)
Zoey: "Dakota, this isn't doing any good, please just-!" (Dakota grabs her hand and pins her down)
Dakota: "STOP talking! You've pissed Dakota off enough! Now Dakota will end this once and for all!"
(Dakota pulls Zoey into her mouth, ready to eat her, everyone looks startled at this)
Zoey: "Dakota! I...I...I'M SORRY!"
(Dakota heard this and pulled her away from her mouth, staring at her)
Dakota: "What do you mean?"
Zoey: "I'm really SO SORRY! I've been an idiot all this time, I always thought everything weird was bad for my health, but the truth is I was wrong! And I know karma turned me into this, I know that the way I treated you was wrong and that I deserve to have mutated just like you, because it taught me that regardless of the strangeness, true security is in the true heart you feel for someone, and no matter what, never It will really hurt you" (Dakota hearing these words began to shrink and become a bit normal) "But I FAILED in friendship, and I know you hate me, and you're right, I'm just... (Zoey starts crying) "I'm just a hypocritical bitch who hurt a lot of friends in her past before this, and being an only child, I just wanted some love and friendship, I'm so sorry Dakota!"
(Dakota returns to her normal size and shape, and looks at Zoey crying, until she grabs her shoulder)
Dakota: "Zoey?" (Zoey looks up, tearful) "I want to apologize too, all my life I've wanted fame, but all I wanted was love, and when I met you I thought you'd be my best friend and take away that sad feeling, and knowing that you didn't love me, something changed in me, my heart broke into a thousand pieces and I became spiteful and ruthless and I treated all my friends badly, including Sam" (starts to cry) "I've been bad all this time, and I didn't realize it, forgive me!"
Zoey: "Calm down, Dakota, everything is fine now, not to be afraid, we can still be friends"
Dakota: "Buh-Fuh-Fuh too, besties?"
Zoey: "Yeah" (they hug) Best Friends Forever!"
Lindsay/Dawn/Sky: "Awww..."
Chris: (sniffles, wipes a tear from his eye) "For putting a little warmth in my otherwise frozen heart, I'm giving both a point" (Goes back to his smile.) "Now, the final score is 5-3 , the newbies win!"
(The Newbies cheers, while the Veterans groans in disappointment)
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(We now cut to the campfire ceremony, the Newbies are seated at the peanut gallery, while the Veterans are seated in the campfire. with Chef and Chris standing by.)
Chris: "Ok, before we send another player to the sewers, I have a wee announcement to make. Tonight, the winners get to choose which player is eliminated from the losers' team." (The Newbies start to gasp.) "Hold that gasp. And the losers are the choosers of which winner goes to Boney Island…Now you may gasp." (Everyone gasps.) "And there it is. Now, Newbies, who's going home tonight?"
(The Newbies begin to whisper for each other, some are agreeing, while some are arguing about it.)
Zoey: "We've decided.."
Cameron: "Pretty obvious"
Zoey: "To eliminate.." (The Veterans all start to get worried, until Zoey says the name.) "Lindsay"
Lindsay: "Awww... But why?"
Cameron: "Because you wanted to see Tyler right?" (Lindsay nods her head.) "Well, yeah! Run to him, Linds! Run to him!"
Chris: "Don't you mean, swim? Now, Veterans, before Lindsay takes the Flush of Shame, which Newbie is headed to be exiled on Boney Island? Veterans?"
Veterans: "Jo!" (Points at her, who is shocked in response)
Confessional
Cody: "She is bossy to all of us! Besides, I don't wanna be called the Codeloser."
End Confessional
(We now cut to Lindsay in the Flush of Shame, sobbing. With all of the contestants, except Jo, watching her.)
Lindsay: (Tearing up.) "Well.. *sniff* See you guys, It's been fun"
Zoey: "Yeah.. Say hi to Tyler for me!"
Lightning: "And don't forget to get his sha-number for me!" (The contestants look concerned at him.) "What?"
Chris: (Holds his umbrella.) "Hold your breath!" (Pushes the button.)
Lindsay: "I'm coming TYLER!" (Gets sent down the drain.)
(The water splashes the contestants; Chris tosses his umbrella away.)
Chris: "Family meets, former competitors, surprising twists, can we top it? You better believe we can! Next time, on Total! Drama! Madness!"
(End Credits)
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Bonus Clip:
(The scene fades to the Area 51 warehouse; all that is seen are some boxes and the alien pods. There is a thud and a geyser of water erupts from the sewer, followed by Lindsay)
Lindsay: (Lands next to the alien pods with a thud and cries.) *sniffs* "I wish I had Tyler right now!" (Starts to sob, until she realizes where she is.) "Where-?" (Wipes away tears. Notices the capsules and gasps.) "It's World Tour Area 52!" (One of the pods opens and a clone of Tyler lines up outside it, staring, as Lindsay squeals in delight) "Tyler, finally!" (starts the clone with a lot of force) "I've missed you so much!" (By his force, the clone explodes, filling Lindsay with the green goo) "Yuck!"
25th-Anne Maria
24th-Staci
23th-Izzy
22th-B
21/20th-Sugar
21/20th-Ella
19th-Lindsay
This is the most exciting and sentimental episode so far, especially in the ending, some fights are the same, most of them are new and surprising for sure, but now I am going to talk about the three most important ones.
Sam fighting Dakota's dad, it's actually an idea about the story of a famous BAD Ending fanfic, I liked that idea so much that I decided to implement it, Lightning's fight against Keith is based on a story that inspired my first work , so I give credits to the original author of that fight, and finally the final fight, the last showdown between Dakota and Zoey, and closure of this feud to later form a friendship, now that both have forgiven and regret each other, I'm satisfied
And tonight's boot and victim is Lindsay, she was coming, sorry Lindsay fans, but at least I didn't drive her crazy like Sierra, but someone who wanted to see her love crazy, but her career ends here...
The next episode the campers will face a night challenge, where a moon changes color suddenly and at the same time it will affect more than one...
