Remaining Competitors:
Veterans Falcons: Cody, Ezekiel, Harold, Justin, LeShawna, Shawn, Sky, Topher
Newbies Birdies: Cameron, Dakota, Dawn, Jo, Lightning, Mike, Sam, Scott, Zoey
Chris: (recaping the last episode) "Last time on Total Drama Madness!, the island was bathed in a rare blue harvest moon that turns the normally sweet creatures into pure evil. It's totally unsafe to be outside after dark in IT. So, I made it a night challenge!As everyone ran, Jo pretended to be affected by the moon, while Harold and his broken glasses were left behind by Mike...or was it Mike?In the end, the veterans finally won; And Brick, known as the wet-pants cadet, became known as the people-saving cadet, due to saving LeShawna and Harold from a deer! Giving them an advantage, therefore, Brick now became the flushed cadet!"
(Cut to Chris on the dock)
Chris: "17 players left. Who will stay and who will be eliminated? Find out here, right now, on Total! Drama! Madness!"
(Theme Song plays)
(The episode begins outside the losers' cabin, with Sam sitting on the stairs, playing with what appeared to be his Game-Guy.)
Sam: ("playing" a video game) "Yeah, one more level, and 100% here I go!"
?: "Sam?"
(Sam looks up to see Scott and Lightning standing in front of him, Lightning had his hands behind his back hiding something)
Sam: "Not now, I'm at a difficult level"
Scott: (looking at him in disbelief) "You know what you're playing is a piece of cardboard?"
Sam: "Uh?" (He looks at his Game-Guy, and watches it vanish as it is revealed to be a cardboard drawing of a video game console, Sam sighs) "Oh man, I just lost my imagination."
Lightning: "Anyway, we wanted to talk to you Sam"
Scott: "I'm sure you remember all those pranks we played on you during our internship"
Sam: (crosses his arms annoyed) "And you still keep doing it"
Lightning: "But the point is that we want to apologize for bothering you, and as proof, we're keeping this from the spa hotel for you" (shows him that he had a can) "Here, you're favorite"
Sam: "Canned peanuts!" (Takes the can) "Thanks guys, you guys are cool, and I-" (but when he opens the lid he is surprised when a couple of rubber snakes jump on him, and Lightning and Scott start laughing)
Lightning: "Ha, classic!"
?: "What are you two doing?"
(Both turn and see Sky, arms crossed)
Lightning: (nervous) "Oh, Sky, well, we, um..."
Scott: "We just pulled a prank on the Gamer-Guy"
Lightning: "Yeah, and it was funny."
Sky: "Prank? But he hasn't done anything to you, why are you bothering him?"
Lightning: "Because duh, he's a nerd, nerds are the biggest enemies of us athletes, it's our job to put them in their place"
Sky: "Lightning, what you are doing to Sam is so cruel, it doesn't matter if he is different from you, one day, will you have to help your teammates, whether you like them or not?"
Lightning: "Pff, calm down girl, Lightning will help her sha-teammates when necessary-"
Scott: "Lightning, look!"
(Scott points to the door of the cabin on the girls' side, where Dakota exits, Lightning quickly runs over to Sam and picks him up, removing the rubber snakes from his hair)
Lightning: "Here, dude, Lightning will help you up, because that's what teammates do, right?" (He smiles nervously at Dakota, and she looks confused before going back inside, when she closes the door, Lightning pushes Sam to the ground) "Oops, sorry, NERD!" (He and Scott laugh as they give high fives, as Sky looks at them worriedly)
Confessional
Sky: "I like Lightning, but the way he treats Sam worries me, maybe he's not as nice as I thought, I don't hate him, but if he continues like this, it's over"
End Confessional
Chris: (over PA) "Attention everyone, everyone assemble at the mine entrance in five minutes!"
(Cut to all the campers, Chris and Chef, in front of the mine entrance, which was still covered by rocks)
Chris: "Okay, your next challenge is simple..." (everyone sighs in relief) "and deadly..." (everyone groans annoyed or worried) "Your task is to cross an underground tunnel in the abandoned mine, and get to the finish line, the first full team to reach the finish line safely wins, just like that"
Topher: (bored) "Wow, that's exciting."
Zoey: (to Dakota) "That's pretty easy to do, isn't it, Dakota?" (Dakota was in shock and didn't move) "Dakota?"
Confessional
Dakota: "I'm afraid of any mine after what happened last time and what it turned me into" (looks at her orange hands) "She seemed happy, but I was afraid of being locked up there, but I'm a decent person, and for I didn't make a scandal"
End Confessional
Dakota: (pointing at Chris angrily) "No way in that damn cave, McLean, I'm calling my dad, they can't make me do this!" (runs to the cabin)
Scott: (mimicking Dakota mockingly) "I'm going to call my daddy so I can get away with it and not cry trying, bwaa!" (Scott and Lightning laugh)
Sam: (angrily) "Hey, don't be like that to her!"
Scott: "Uh, sorry to offend your girlfriend, Sam, she wasn't our-" (points) "Look, it's someone selling video game consoles!"
Sam: (turns around happily) "Really, where?!" (A flick is heard as he turns to them)
Scott: "Oops, my bad, it was just a bunch of rocks" (Sam glares at them before walking away, while it is seen that behind him he has a piece of paper that says "Kick me", Lightning and Scott are stuck they laughed quietly)
Chris: "Oh yeah, first of all, greet last night's exile, Harold" (Chef on a helicopter, drops Harold to the ground, groaning in pain)
Sky: (approaches Harold, with a pair of glasses) "Here, Harold, get yourself some new glasses"
Harold: (groans) "Thanks" (takes glasses and puts them on) "Woah, everything looks clearer now"
LeShawna: (looking at Chris suspiciously) "Is there a trick?"
Chris: "There's no trick, though, well, in there, there's-"
(Chris is interrupted as Dakota comes back screaming in horror)
Jo: (annoyed) "Now what happens?"
Dakota: (shows him her broken phone) "My phone is smashed!" (Tries to type into it) "Hello? Hello? Hello?" (Mike looks at her confused)
Confessional
Mike: "Did I break her phone?"
(Cuts to the night, outside the cabin on the girls' side, where "Mike" appears out of nowhere, next to Dakota sleeping, he reaches into his pillow and grabs his phone, and crushes it with his hands, breaking it, and flying sparks from it)
(We go back to the confessional, where Mike gasps and chuckles as he rubs his hands together.)
End Confessional
Mike: "It's okay, Dakota"
Dakota: (crying) "NO, it's not okay, I had my family pictures there!"
Sam: "Just imagine it with your mind"
Dakota: "Really?"
(Sam nods)
Dakota: "Woah, you're really sweet, Sam, hug!" (hugs him affectionately)
Chris: "Ok, ahem, now if you stop interrupting me, the challenge will be down in the mine"
Sky: "But the mine is still blocked"
Chris: "Right, that's why we're going to open it, with a bomb, so for safety, everyone get into that red square over there" (points to a red square on the ground, which everyone gets into) "Okay, ready to detonate the bomb" (pulls out a controller with a button and smiles mischievously) "Clear!" (He presses the button, and suddenly the floor where the contestants were standing opens and they fall screaming, then they land in a dark cave, groaning and coughing, when Chris appears on a giant screen in front) "Now you're all inside into the cave, congratulations"
Jo: (angry) "What was that lie about the bomb for?"
Chris: "Because if I had said that I want you to fall 10 meters high, everyone would be crying and complaining, it was easier that way"
Shawn: "Makes sense"
Chris: "I know, I'm a genius right? Go ahead. There are two bags of supplies behind you."
(Scott soon went over to the yellow bag and pulled out some useful supplies)
Scott: "Rope, climbing gear, and flashlights" (mumbles angrily) "Ugh, great..."
(Sky, however, checked the green bag and had less luck than Scott)
Sky: "Cat litter, a Beardo Beatbox CD, and packets of soy sauce? Really?"
Chris: "One of those bags might be more useful than the other. Now if you look around you'll see a bunch of tunnels" (in the cave there were several tunnels) "Each of them leads to a single exit on the surface where the finish line awaits you, but some will make you drive faster and safer than the others. The first team to cross the finish line wins. One more thing, according to legend, he who goes in never comes out again"
(All the contestants gasped at this revelation)
Chris: "But hey, I thought the fall would kill you, so good job surviving that. And go."
(Chris then used his air horn, causing the cave to collapse a bit.)
Sky: (holding the bag) "Okay, so the best course of action here would be to choose the correct tunnel to get out as quickly as possible."
Cameron: "Fast would be preferable, this well appears to be structurally unstable."
Dakota: (panicked) "AHHH! I have to get out of here!"
(Dakota started pounding on the cave walls, which shook the cave even more so Zoey had to pull her back.)
Shawn: "Yeah, hitting the walls and yelling doesn't seem like a good idea."
(Lightning silenced Scott, as he sneaked up behind Sam, and grinning mischievously, wedged him into a wedgie, causing him to yell, which also caused the cave to shake as more and more rocks began to shake fall)
Sky: "Well, now it's a landslide!"
(Everyone started screaming as they frantically searched for a tunnel to enter, Cameron stopped at one of the tunnels
Cameron: "Guys, here, I see the light of day!"
(He, Mike, Zoey, Dakota, Dawn and Jo manage to get inside in time before a pile of rocks seal the tunnel, leaving Sam, Lightning and Scott)
Sam: "Uh oh. Where are we going? Where the hell are we going?"
Scott: "Come on, crybaby, let's get into that tunnel"
(Scott immediately grabbed Sam's arm and together with Lightning they ran towards the nearest tunnel to the right, which was also sealed)
Cody: "Which one do we get in?"
(Ezekiel sniffed the air a bit as he looked into a tunnel)
Ezekiel: "Doo-Doo, the exit is over there, I feel it, follow me!"
(The cave then closes, but luckily the veterans have already escaped into the tunnel.)
(Cut into one of the tunnels, where Scott turns on the flashlight and meets up with Lightning and Sam)
Scott: "Are you two fine?"
Lightning: (holding up his thumb) "Sha-steady!"
Sam: (looks at the blocked entrance) "Oh no, we've been separated from our teammates and now everything is blocked."
Scott: "I'm surprised you say that, Sam."
Sam: (confused) "Me what?"
Scott: (sneering) "Me what? Well, you weren't the one who yelled and caused the cave-in?"
Sam: "But it wasn't my fault!" (Points to Lightning) "Lightning made me a wedgie while I was distracted!"
Lightning: (feigning surprise) "Woah, dude, what's wrong with you? What's with blaming others for your problems?"
Sam: "Don't play it, I saw you!"
Scott: "I didn't see anything, so what you say is false, let's continue"
(Sam glares at both of them, before following them)
(We cut to the veterans, coughing and totally in the dark)
Shawn: "Oh, I don't see anything!"
LeShawna: "Does anyone have something to enlighten?"
Harold: "I do" (a shake is heard as everything glows green, and Harold is seen with a green light bar) "I had this to survive last night, looks like my brain is finally working." (lights forward to discover that there are more tunnels)
Topher: (annoyed) "Great, didn't the host 'genie' tell us there are more tunnels in tunnels, now which one should we take?"
Ezekiel: (putting himself in front) "I'll do it" (he takes off his sweatshirt and puts it on his head like a ribbon) "From now on I'll be in charge, as my father taught me, use your nose when the smell is on your side, besides, I used to live in these caves, and although my mind is very cold now, I know that I can follow me!" (screams like an Indian as he runs into one of the tunnels, leaving his team confused)
Cody: "Do we follow him?"
LeShawna: "If he knows what he's doing, it's better than nothing"
(The rest of the novices are then seen coughing a bit before Mike helps Zoey up.)
Mike: Are you okay?"
Zoey: (dreamyly) "I am now"
(they both lean in to kiss, but are interrupted by Dakota who yells)
Dakota: "We're stuck!"
(The scream causes a herd of bats to fly towards them)
Dawn: "Bats!"
(Everyone escapes but Cameron barely gets up and ends up accidentally kissing a bat, then drops the bat and spits on the ground.)
Cameron: (running in a panic) "I kiss a bat! I need disinfectant! Help!"
Confessional
Cameron: "I think the worst part is...that was my first kiss."
End Confessional
(We then see the fledglings in a section of the cave with slugs glowing with green lights)
Cameron: "Wow, a whole colony of glow slugs!"
Dakota: "Eww, gross!"
Jo: "Glow slugs? The worst toy for children ever"
(Dawn was seen with a luminous slug in her hands, stroking it)
Dawn: "They're so cute"
Dakota: "Ugh. Go wash your hands after that."
(Suddenly several slugs crawl on her)
Dawn: (chuckling) "They tickle!" (The slugs get inside her sweater and suddenly, Dawn's sweater lights up like a lantern.)
Cameron: "Woah, are you guys watching this?"
Dawn: "They seem to like me too much" (chuckles)
Jo: "Whatever, at least the way is lit"
Dakota: (looking around, nervously) "I'm still scared, I need my Sammy-bear" (realizes he's gone and gasps) "Where is he?"
Jo: "I think gamer-guy, along with jockstraps and Dirt-for-brains went somewhere else together"
Cameron: (worried) "Oh too bad, Sam is now stuck with those bullies"
Zoey: "What are you talking about?"
Cameron: "I'm talking about Sam having a bad time thanks to those two"
Jo: "Come on, would they spend all their time pestering that nerd?"
(Cut to the aforementioned three, with Sam behind them chasing them, now without his glasses)
Sam: "Give me back my glasses!"
(Scott and Lightning laugh as they run with Sam's glasses)
(Meanwhile, the veterans by the cave, with Zeke at the front)
Topher: (narrating) "This cave is putting the veteran falcons in a bind, can they get out in time? Or fear will crush them to the-"
Justin: (angry) "Can you shut up? You're stressing me out with your silly talk"
Topher: "Oh yes, well you think you're handsome with your history and your body"
LeShawna: (angrily) "Will you two shut up or not?"
Topher: "Ok gosh, I thought someone should do the narration in Chris's absence."
Chris: (offscreen) "I'll take care of here, Topher."
(Chris is seen on a monitor next to a ledge with some mist clouding the abyss)
Chris: "You've reached the 'Leap of Faith', Even with night vision goggles you can't see the bottom, so you have to have faith and jump. It leads you to the exit, or to the sharks. I honestly can't remember. Either way way, you can't go back the way you came."
(Chris then presses a button that sends rocks falling from the sky and blocking the exit.)
Chris: "Good luck" (screen blacks out)
Ezekiel: "Ok, uh, who goes first?" (everyone backs off) "All of me...all of me"
Sky: "Ezekiel, wait" (opens the backpack and takes out a can) "Take this, and throw it to see when it measures the fall"
Ezekiel: (takes the can) "Great plan, uh" (throws the can, after a second it is heard hitting the ground)
Sky: "Well, how much did you count?"
Ezekiel: (confused) "Count what?"
Shawn: "Ugh, forget it, I have a better idea, let's do a human chain"
Harold: "That idea sucks, as an ex-pro camper, I think we should use-"
(They don't hear him, and Shawn, along with Cody and Zeke make a human chain, with Shawn on the left, Cody in the center, and Zeke on the right)
Sky: (worried) "Guys, I don't think you should do that"
Shawn: "Guys, I changed my mind" (grabs his feet on the ground) "Cancel the human chain!"
Ezekiel: (raising his hand down) "Just a little more and-" (suddenly he loses his grip and ends up falling, screaming, as everyone gasps in shock)
(Commercial Break)
(Cut to everyone looking down nervously, until Ezekiel sticks his head up out of the mist and spits out some dust, revealing it to be a short fall)
Ezekiel: "I'm fine, uh" (Suddenly everyone watches as Cody falls headfirst to the ground, groaning in pain)
(Then we cut to most of the newbies, walking through the rest of the tunnel, with Dawn leading them and lighting the way, until her sweater stopped glowing)
Dawn: "Oh no, I hope the slugs are okay."
Jo: "Slugs are the least of it, how are we going to see now?'
Cameron: (gasps and reaches into his pocket) "I think I have a flashlight stowed right here" (pulls out a flashlight and turns it on) "Ready, now-" (they suddenly hear a beep below them) "What's that?" (Shines down and sees a couple of circles shining a red light)
Zoey: "What could that be?"
Jo: "Possibly something to get out of here"
(Beeps start to sound faster)
Cameron: (shocked) "Wait a minute, it's not that, it's BOMBS! And they're about to-" (suddenly the bombs explode, and the team flies off, screaming, as various clothes are seen falling off them)
Confessional
Chris: (laughing) "I implemented that, but I thought no one would go through it, can you believe it? You're about to see the funniest thing you've ever seen"
End Confessional
(The rookies are heard coughing, as the smoke from the explosion clears up)
Zoey: "Is everyone okay?"
Cameron: "Yes, but...why do I feel something cold in my body?"
(All the smoke clears and it is revealed that they are all now naked, they look at each other in shock, Dakota and Zoey squeal loudly while covering their chests, Mike and Cameron gasp as they cover their crotch in embarrassment, Jo tries to cover her crotch too)
Jo: (flustered and flushed) "Don't you dare look down!"
(Dawn shrugged as she decided not to cover her private parts)
Confessional
Cameron: (embarrassed) "It's the first time I've been naked in front of anyone besides my mother, but I think that was a lot of people, not counting the ones watching this right now."
End Confessional
(Cut to the other rookies, Scott and Lightning leading, while Sam was in the back, still annoyed by them)
Sam: "Come on guys, I've had enough, can you ever stop making me pranks?"
Lightning: (stops, as does Scott) "How? Do you want us to stop teasing you?"
Sam: (pleading) "YES!"
Lightning: "Oh my, how did I not think of that before? Sure"
Sam: "Nice-"
Lightning: (interrupts him) "But...you'll have to beat me in the Punchies first."
Sam: "What?! Of course not, you always beat me at that" (imitates him) "Let's play punchies! Let's play punchies!" (Glares at him) "Of course I'll never beat you at punchies!"
Lightning: (scoffs) "...Dude, you've never beaten anyone in punchies"
Sam: "Of course yes!"
Scott: "Of course not!"
(Flashback scenes are shown, where Sam loses to the punchies; one where Scott hits him hard to the ground; one where Cameron with his eyes closed gives several tiny punches, but for some strange reason Sam is thrown to the door; and another where the other guys at the table and Sam, B looks at him before raising his fist and throwing a punch, and suddenly cuts to all his friends looking at him, being lifted onto a stretcher by a helicopter before being taken to the hospital)
(We flash back to the present, where Scott started making noises like an ambulance siren)
Scott: (sneering) "Quick doc, this butt is unheard of, if we want anyone to recognize this as a butt, we need to do a butt transplant right now!" (Scott and Lightning laugh before giving each other a high five)
Sam: (angrily) "STOP TALKING!" (Points at them) "Only one of them got hurt and you know it"
Lightning: (chuckling) "Yeah, you're still wearing that silly pink patch!"
(Sam's back is seen, and it is seen that he had a pink patch on his butt, which he covers)
Sam: "Of course not, come here, I'll beat you up!"
Lightning: (feigns fear) "Uhhh, scary, the fat guy is going to hurt me!" (He and Scott laugh, before Sam punches him in the face)
Sam: (smirking) "How about that?" (Lightning touches his cheek before growling at Sam, much to his concern) "Um, I don't-" (he starts running back) "Don't hurt me!"
(As Sam leaves, Lightning and Scott laugh again)
Lightning: "Look how he ran in fear, now we got rid of him, let's leave him alone for a while" (they both run the path, and Sam is seen running to catch up with them)
Sam: (panting) "Wait for me!"
(The veterans are then seen entering a cave of glowing crystals with amazement on their faces as Chris appears on a monitor)
Chris: "Welcome to the cave of gems. This ruby ravine is home to a bear, but not just any bear, the Scuba Bear!"
Sky: "Scuba Bear?"
Chris: "Trust me, you don't want him to get mad. Just walk around here without picking up a diamond and you'll be fine."
Shawn: "Okay. Let's go..."
(A roar was heard and soon Scuba Bear, a bear in a diving suit, appeared from a destroyed rock structure)
Confessionals
Cody: "What the hell?! Nobody took any crystals!"
Shawn: "I guess Ezekiel took one, since before he seemed like a creature that liked shiny"
Ezekiel: (holding up one of the pink diamonds) "Shiny! Do you think Anne Maria would like one of these?"
End Confessionals
(Scuba Bear soon roars angrily showing his golden fangs.)
Topher: "Hey! That Scuba Bear doesn't look like a..."
Cody: "Run!"
(Everyone runs as Scuba Bear chases after them)
(Now we cut to the newbies walking through the tunnel, now fully clothed)
Jo: "Okay, let's agree, what happened there, stays there, understood?"
Dakota/Dawn/Mike/Zoey: "Got it"
Cameron: "Yeah, from now on, I'll never-" (Mike covers his mouth, and he and the rest of the girls look ahead and see Fang sleeping on the side, Cameron swallows and speaks softly) "It's Fang ..."
(The six fledglings are shown crawling on the floor, as long as they don't wake Fang from his nap)
Jo: (whispering) "Stay still, don't make any noise..."
(They all continued to crawl, until Dakota started to smell around her)
Dakota: (sniffing) "Wait...I smell...of...evil...danger and...(keeps sniffing until he bumps into Mike and glares at him) "...Sabotage"
Mike: (nervous and confused) "Uh, what...?"
(Dakota growls at him before barking at him like a hound, alerting the others)
Zoey: "Dakota, what are you doing?!"
Jo: "Dakota, SHUT UP, you'll make him-" (suddenly they all look at Fang, wide awake and grinning at them) "catch us" (soon, all six start running as Fang chases them)
(Then we cut to Lightning and Scott running, coming to a stop in front of a chain link fence)
Scott: "Woah, be careful, look" (the fence had a sign that said "high voltage") is it dangerous to touch the fence, how do we get through?"
Lightning: "Well... why don't we go through that entrance over there" (points to an entrance that didn't have a gate) "so we won't take the time to think about something, because Lightning isn't good at thinking" (they both go through the entrance and they see a light ahead) "Look, it's daylight, it must be the exit from the cave"
Scott: (feigning glory) "See? I knew my instincts would lead us to victory" (chuckles nervous)
Sam: (offscreen) "WAIT!" (Sam runs up exhausted)
Scott: (whispering to Lightning) "Great, the nerd's here..."
Sam: (catching his breath) "Why are you leaving me behind? You know you have to cross together to win, right?" (He walks straight to the fence but they both stop him)
Scott: "Sam, stop, that fence is dangerous!"
Sam: (stops and looks at the sign) "Woah, really, I didn't know...wait a minute" (glares at them) "How do I know this isn't another one of your pranks?"
Lightning: "It's not a prank, dude, that fence is sha-electric!"
Scott: "Yeah, better go the other way"
Sam: (ignoring them) "Yeah, right? It's obvious that you're setting me up, well guess what? I'm fed up, I'm not going to fall for any more of your jokes, so I'll do the opposite, I'm going to touch this fence now !"
Lightning/Scott: "NO, SAM, NO!"
(Sam ignores them both, and grabs the fence bars with his hands, only to be shocked hard and thrown into the wall, hitting his head and knocking him unconscious.)
Lightning: (shocked) "Oh oh, dude, what did we just do..." (Sam doesn't move at all) "He doesn't move!"
Scott: "Well...I guess it's one out, let's keep going" (walks forward)
Lightning: "Maybe...NO, wait!" (Remember Sky's words at the beginning of the day) "We mustn't leave him, we have to help him!"
Scott: (stopping and confused) "How?"
Lightning: "It doesn't matter if we don't like him, he's a teammate, and teammates help each other, now help me carry him!"
Scott: (rolling his eyes) "Whatever..."
(We cut the veterans, still running, until ending at the end of the tunnel with a large hole)
Ezekiel: "Hole, you must take us to the exit!" (He goes into the hole and then comes back scared) "Good news, I found the exit, bad news, I know who dug the tunnel" (everyone looks into the hole and sees a swarm of snarling, angry gophers)
Topher: (walks back.) "Back off! The gophers are after your face! I NEED MY FACE!"
(Scuba Bear grunts from behind)
Cody: "The bear is after us!"
Sky: "What do we do?"
Shawn: "I'd say...use your head."
(Cut to the veterans running, while grabbing Topher like a battle weapon)
Topher: "But not MY head!"
(We then cut to the fledglings who are still being chased by Fang, until they come across a green lake, which causes them to stop running)
Cameron: "Do we have to swim in it? Doesn't seem safe? The water in the cave is surely not 100% clean-"
Jo: (Runs over his teammates.) "MAKE AWAY!"
(They all land in the water with a splash, just as Fang reaches the edge of them. He then sniffs and groans in disgust as he walks away.)
Zoey "Isn't he following us? That's weird…he had a snorkel and everything."
Mike: "Well, you know bears hate to lose their jewelry in the pool."
Zoey: (Giggles) "I like how funny you are."
Mike: (Looks nervous.) "Not to kill the humor, but did you fart?"
Zoey: (looks in disgust) "No yuck! It kinda stinks in here though. We should keep moving."
Cameron: (Points to a tunnel) "A tunnel! It has to come from the surface!"
Zoey: (gasps) "We can follow it!"
(Then we move on to climbing for newbies)
Dakota: "It's so muddy I keep slipping!"
Jo: "Keep moving, maggots! I see daylight!"
(Then they all climb on top, while covered in mud)
Jo: "We did it guys!"
(Then we go back outside, it is revealed that they climbed on the confessional, which covered them in stench. The six minus Jo ran away screaming. While Jo just walks silently. We then see all 4 gasping.)
Dakota: (gasps in disgust) "Ewww! The toilet?! We go out through THE toilet?!"
Mike: "That means the water... and the muddy cave, it was all-" (gasps as the three girls groan in disgust)
Zoet: "Cam? Are you okay?"
(Cameron just stands there in shock until he collapses on the ground)
Dawn: "I think he is not okay?
Jo: (Walks past them.) "Oh, big deal, none of you could break a sweat doing 30 push-ups."
(Then we arrive outside at the finish line, where Chris is trying to change the channel on the TV where the contestants are, but it remains static)
Chris: "Yeah. We've lost the boys" (At this point, Chef walks by) "Well, you better grab our overnight bags and fake passports, 'Hector'"
(At this point, we heard someone scream, and it was LeShawna with Topher. Using him to get out of the cave.)
LeShawna: "Freedom!" (gasps and drops Topher on the ground as the other vets climb out of the hole)
Topher: "Ow... did we win?"
Chris: (Stands up angrily) "No! That's NOT the right way out!"
(Then we see the newbies walking behind Chris)
Dakota: "It's not the worst either..."
(Chef steps back, covers his nose, and puts on a gas mask)
Chris: (groans in disgust) "What's that stench?!"
Zoey: "We went out through the toilet"
Cameron: (shudders) "Never clean."
Chris: "I can't believe it, none of you won! I said 'first team to cross the finish line', and none of you did! You skipped dozens of amazing challenges! We don't even have enough pictures for a episode! Everyone is disqualified! This entire episode was a bust!"
(After several seconds, the other contestants clap in response.)
Sky: (Sighs in relief) "No elimination tonight!"
Chris: (looking at the newbies) "Wait a minute, looks like there are three rookies missing here-"
Lightning: (offscreen) "WAIT!"
(Suddenly, Lightning and Scott run out of the cave as they break the ribbon, while they were carrying an unconscious Sam, when they left him on the ground)
Dakota: (gasps and kneels before him) "Sam! Sam, are you okay?!"
Dawn: (touches him while closing her eyes) "He's been shocked a lot, but luckily he was pulled out in time, by who?"
Lightning: "Me!" (Scott pokes him) "With Scott's help"
Sam: (eyes widening, muttering) "W-where am I?"
Chris: (to Chef) "Chef, get a stretcher" (Chef goes to get a stretcher to take Sam to the infirmary)
Sky: (walks over to Lightning) "You saved Sam, even though he didn't like you?"
Lightning: "I learned words of wisdom from a great athlete" (Sky blushes at this)
Sky: "You know, I used to have doubts about you, but I knew you were a good person, you're someone I respect" (kisses Lightning on the cheek, which makes him blank)
Chris: "Okay, there's new news, like Sam got badly hurt, so the Newbies Birdies win by default" (Newbies cheer when they hear that) "There's no exile today so everyone can stay" (looks at the Veterans ) "Except one of you Veterans, I see you at elimination"
(Veterans wail in disappointment)
Ezekiel: "Too bad, uh, man, all this time I took this crystal for nothing" (pulls out a crystal, causing his team to glare at him) "Woah, um, I didn't know...I'll give them to you to you guys" (accidentally it falls out of his hands and breaks) "Uh oh, I, uh, I'm leaving" (runs away)
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(We now cut to the elimination ceremony at night, with Chris, Chef The Newbies in the Peanut Gallery, and the Veterans in the bunks. Sam is not seen because he's still being cared in the infirmary.)
Chris: "Alright, Veterans. Since we weren't abut to the have an elimination ceremony tonight. We WILL have an elimination ceremony tonight. one of you is about to go home tonight. Time to vote!"
Confessionals
(The Veterans are seen voting, half by half on the screen.)
End Confessionals
(The Veterans, except Shawn Ezekiel are seen with their marshmallows.)
Chris: "Ok, now.. Shawn and Ezekiel have votes, but.. The person with the most votes, and taking the Flush, is..." (Shawn Ezekiel are looking nervously, until Chris announces it..) "Ezekiel!"
(Ezekiel looks in shock, but he sighs in defeat.)
LeShawna: (glares at him) "Way to mess up, homeschool"
(We now cut to Ezekiel in the Flush of Shame, with the rest of the Veterans watching him.)
Ezekiel: "Yo everyone. I'm sorry for breaking the crystal in the challenge and made us lose.. But on the bright side, I'm NOT the first one going home uh!" (Cheers.)
Chris: "Yeah, whatever.." (Pushes the button, as Ezekiel is sent down the drain, screaming.)
(We now cut to the Newbies, except Sam who is still not seen, return to the Spa Hotel, just before Lightning Scott are about to enter, they realize their teammates are glaring at them.)
Scott: "What?!"
Lightning: "Yeah, we won the challenge! And why are you all sha-staring at us like that?!"
Jo: "Well.. Since you two idiots decided to put Sam in the infirmary, and incapacitating a teammate of us, you two are staying outside for the night!"
Lightning/Scott: "WHAT?!"
Scott: "But us no we're not get the fault"
Dawn: (croisses her arms) "But you two was bullying him whole day, making a way chain what get him shocked"
Scott: "But, but-"
(Just then, a furious Dakota pushes them out of the Hotel, as they both fall in the floor)
Scott: "Can't we just get our things back inside first?" (Jo ignores them as she slams the door in their face's, and locking it. As they both sigh in defeat.)
Lightning: "Man! Where are we gonna sleep?!"
Scott: "Maybe somewhere that's not near the water.."
(Then they both walk off sadly, as it cut to Chris in the dock watching them.)
Chris: "Eesh.. I gotta say that.. Karma was sweet!" (Chuckles.) "Will Lightning Scott both finally be forgiven? Will Sam fully recover? And will the contestants know the rules for tomorrow's challenge? Find out next time, on Total! Drama! Madness!"
(End credits.)
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Bonus Clip:
(The scene fades when he appears on a farm, in a lake and from there, Ezekiel comes out, spitting water)
Ezekiel: "What a crazy trip, uh" (looks around and realizes something) "Wait a minute, I know this place, it's my family's farm, finally home" (realizes something too) "Wait, this lake wasn't infested with-" (suddenly a couple of electric eels appear near him) "Holy mother of God, Help me..." (the scene goes dark before he can do anything)
Votes:
Ezekiel: Everyone
Shawn: Ezekiel
25th-Anne Maria
24th-Staci
23th-Izzy
22th-B
21/20th-Sugar
21/20th-Ella
19th-Lindsay
18th-Brick
17th-Ezekiel
This would also be considered one of the funniest and most outrageous episodes of Pahkithew Island, of the few it has, and I made them crazier and crazier, especially that adult joke you should already know...I apologize anyway
Ezekiel is gone, sorry fans? But at least Zeke wasn't the first ejected, it's a win anyway
What lifts this episode is the plot of how Lightning and Scott intimidate Sam all day, and accidentally causing an accident, which will surely leave a mark on him, now they whole team hates them both, what will happen? Find out soon in the next year, 2023...
PS: My first story just turned one year old, so we're partying :D