Remaining Competitors:
Veterans Falcons: Cody, Harold, LeShawna, Shawn, Sky
Newbies Birdies: Cameron, Dakota, Dawn, Jo, Lightning, Mike, Sam, Scott, Zoey
Chris: (recaping the last episode) "Last time on Total Drama Madness, the teams ran a super slippery race while holding a very weird pig. Lightning tried to impress and repay Sky's trust, Mike, or was it Mike? He slipped off again." with his, And Dawn won for the Newbies, while the Veterans had to say goodbye to two of them, in this case the hotties and egomaniacs, Justin and Topher. Will the Veterans be able to break the winning streak of the Newbies, find out now in Total! Drama! Madness!"
(Theme Song plays)
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(The episode begins to Wawanakwa, where a rainstorm is occurring. Cody and Harold sleeping peacefully in the loser cabin's boy side while the ceiling drips and leaks. Suddenly a loud crash wakes them up)
Cody: (Sleepily) "What?"
(The door opens, revealing a shadowy figure in the door, both of them scream. The figure reveals itself to be Chef, carrying a large sack over his shoulders. He tosses it into the room, exploding into a cloud of dust. As they both cough.)
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Cody: (Coughs in disgust.) "Man! What is that stuff?" (Tries to taste it from his finger, and spits it out.) "It's even worse when Sierra cooked burn't turkey for Thanksgiving!"
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Harold: (Spits some of the powder out) "Disgusting! Gosh! I bet the girls are not treated this cruelly." (A loud poof is heard, LeShawna and Sky's scream rings out.) "Thought so.."
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Sky: (Covered in gruel like the rest of the veterans, a solid lump on her head.) "I wish Chef would pass on the whole 'bed and breakfast' thing and let us starve instead! It would be even more humane."
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(Sky is about to leave the cabin, until Lightning opens it with a bucket.)
Lightning: "Yo, Sky! What in that food? Let me try that." (Gets some porridge off of her tastes it.) "Lightning like this, you're really fix it good" (Leaves the cabin as she blushed.)
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Sky: "I am completely doubting that I might fall in love with an enemy.. Or maybe not.."
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(We then cut to Lightning walking outside in the rain.)
Lightning: (Looks at the camera.) "He's here.." (Then he runs back to The Spa-Hotel. Then the camera pans to the pier, as Sam, who is now badly bruised hurt, comes out of The Boat of Losers. And walks exhaustedly.)
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Sam: "It's was worst night ever..."
FLASHBACK
(We then cut to a flashback to Boney Island, with a lot of bears trying to attack Sam, but he climbs into a tree with a squirrel, as he sighs in relief.)
Sam: "That was too close! Right little guy?" (A squirrel throws an acorn at him, as he falls off the tree, the bears start attacking him, as he screams in pain.)
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Sam: "Yeah.. That's what happened.. Maybe I shouldn't have made a loud sound to look for food, and maybe I shouldn't be attacked!
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(We now cut to Sam struggling to walk, near the hotel door.)
Sam: "Why did they want me here that early?"
(Then he opens the hotel door, but he hears some chuckling, giggling, and shushing, and then the lights turn on, with a bunch of balloons, and a butler with a birthday cake.)
Newbies: (except Jo and Scott) "Surprise! Happy Birthday, Sam!"
(Dakota runs to him kisses him hard on the lips, which leaves him in shock.)
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Sam: (Wearing a party hat, sighing.) "How could I forget my own birthday?"
FLASHBACK
(Sam is seen sleeping in his bed in the hotel-spa room, suddenly his alarm clock starts ringing, Sam is still asleep while he tries to turn it off with his hand, while throwing various things on the shelf, and when he touches his calendar it starts to tear off several sheets, including one that was marked with a birthday cake, then Sam manages to turn off his alarm clock and opens his eyes, looking at the date that was left on the calendar)
Sam: "Today is July 30th" (then he goes back to sleep)
END FLASHBACK
Sam: "Now I know why the weather seemed weird to me"
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Cameron: "Congrats on your birthday Sam! I'm gonna get my camera for a group shot altogether." (Runs off.)
Lightning: "Let's sing the Birthday's song!"
Jo: (covering he ears) "How about let's not do that?"
Cameron: (Off-Screen.) "WHAT THE?!" (Everyone gets concerned at Cameron's scream, as he runs back downstairs, with his now-destroyed camera.) "Someone just broke my camera! THIS costed over $100!!"
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Mike: "Did I break his camera?"
(We cut to a flashback, with Cameron sleeping in his bed, but a shadowy figure of Evil Mike shows up, he gets the camera, and breaks it into pieces, as he smirks evilly.)
(Mike gasps turns to his evil personality of himself, as he chuckles evilly.)
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Mike: "I-It's gonna be ok, Cameron." (Tries to comfort him.)
Cameron: "No! You don't understand! I have over 1,000 photos in it! Including me my family and pictures of my discoverys! Now how am I supposed to take photos now?!" (Walks off in sadness, as everyone starts to feel bad for him, except Jo Scott, who roll their eyes.)
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Cameron: (Crying in the confessional) "I'm not crying, just my sentimental neurons are taking effect in my eyes!"
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Scott: "Duh, we don't need it" (he picks up a glass of drink) "Keep the party going, who'd like to make a toast?"
Sam: "Me!" (Takes a glass and climbs on the table, which he struggles with and almost falls over, he stands in front of the others) "For being the birthday boy, I'll make a toast to...um" (takes out a piece of paper) "'I am so proud of my family and friends, I will never choose my temptations over them, the ones I love the most, if I ever failed to try to help them, I will punish myself to win back your trust, I am proud and will always stand by you. you, amen'!" (He looks at the others nervously, when they except Scott and Jo applauded)
Lightning: "Great speeches, bro!" (Raises her hand) "A toast to our winning streak, for the Newbies!"
Newbies: (raising their glasses) "For the Newbies!" (They clink glasses, toasting)
Zoey: (to Mike) "Hey, you think Cameron's okay?"
Mike: (no concern) "Just give him five minutes, I'm sure he'll be okay"
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Cameron: (Still crying)
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(Later, the rain finally stops and the sky is clear)
Chris: (over PA) "Great, now that the weather has cleared up, get your asses soaked for today's thrashing... I mean challenge!"
(Cut to a clearing where Chris is standing, the Newbies and Veterans enter the clearing, Sam is already dressed and uninjured, while Cameron is soaked and smelly)
Chris: "Welcome back, contestants, today's challenge is going to be-" (smells Cam's scent and chokes) "Why do you smell so bad again?"
Cameron: (sobs) "I spent the whole time crying in the confessional, my tears made me slip and fall into the toilet" (some groaned in disgust upon hearing this)
Chris: "Nasty revelations aside...it's challenge time! Chef didn't have time to cook breakfast for the losers of the team this morning, because he was busy doing this!" (Camera pans to reveal giant pancakes with signs next to them indicating the teams) "Pancakes!" (narrating over a chart of pancakes eaten) "That's right, it's time for the eating contest! Each team member has one minute to eat as many pancakes as they can. Rookie, you'll hear this." (A bird tweets) "And the Veterans will hear this" (A loud noise is heard from an eagle) "Then you just have to run through a gagging obstacle course"
Sam: (gulps) "Obstacle course?"
Chris: "It's a nod to last season's Mad Skills course. The hardest parts, at least." (He goes to the obstacle course, showing off the bouncing balls from last season) "First, you have to get past the bouncing balls; this time covered in real butter." (Scroll to a spinning post) "Then it's on to the rolling pins and throw up." (Stop to a giant boot, which is winding up and delivering a quick kick) "And one quick kick from the grape crusher puts you back in line."
Scott: (Scoffs) "Pfft, that won't be that hard."
Chris: (Annoyed) "Really? I wasn't going to add this... But since Scott isn't impressed..." (grabs and talks into his walkie-talkie) Bring him here!" (Chef returns to piloting the helicopter , this time carrying a giant bowl. Chris speaks with an accent) "Say hello to my metal friend!" (The Chef presses a button and the bowl falls onto a waiting skewer, startling the nearby bystander. Chris speaks in a normal voice. ) "I call it 'The Salad Spinner'; the perfect ending to a rough barftastic!"
Mike: (walks over to Chris) "Hey, how does it work?"
Chris: (Grinning) "Probably painfully. I don't know, we didn't have time to test it."
Jo: (Mock smile) "Well done, Dirt-for-Brains. And yes..." (glances at Scott angrily) "I was being sarcastic!" (Scott just smiles) "What? WHAT?!"
Scott: "You're funny when you're mad"
Jo: (Walks away) "Ugh, vomit..."
Chris: "Speaking of which... Players have to pass the course without... um... regurgitating, to get back in line and stay in the game. But, if you vomit, (points to a set of benches) you're on the bench. Letting the other players eat without your help. Once your pancake is toasted, simply complete the obstacle course one last time to win. On your marks...get set...TIME FOR EAT!" (Takes out his trusty air horn and blows it)
(Dakota runs over to the pancakes and starts eating a portion of them)
Harold: "We need a team leader, and I think that should be you. (Points to LeShawna, who looks surprised.)
Sky: (surprised) "What?"
Shawn: (Indifferent) "Whatever..."
LeShawna: (in disbelief) "Okay, you go first, but you better have a big appetite!"
Harold: (walks over to the pancakes) "As you command, my queen!" (LeShawna rolls her eyes)
(Harold begins to eat the giant pancakes. After two bites, he notices two sets of beady eyes peeking out from under a pancake. Suddenly, two rats come out and begin scratching at his face, causing him to stumble backwards. with the hands)
Harold: "Ouch! Ouch!"
Chris: (Relaxing in his lawn chair, holding a soda) "Oh yeah, there might be some booby traps and exotic ingredients in those pancakes!"
Dakota: (Scoops a handful of little blue balls out of the pancakes.) "Oooh, blueberries!" (He eats them.)
Chris: "I've never heard of fish eyes being called that, but... sure." (Dakota is heard vomiting offscreen. She sadly walks to the bench and sits down.) "And Dakota to the bench! Who's next?"
Cameron: "I'm coming!" (runs to the pancakes and starts eating)
(Camera cuts to Sky, where she looks in the direction of a cough, and realizes that it was Lightning who coughed. Lightning blows her a kiss, but then stops, noticing Jo glaring at him)
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Jo: "Since when does jockstraps blow kisses at the enemy?"
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(By now, Harold has pulled out several booby traps, including a bear trap and a baseball bat. The speaker plays the Veterans eating noise.)
Chris: "Harold's lunch time is over, now it's time to run!"
(Harold jumps into the air and cartwheels over the first bump, to the next bump, to the next. His teammates cheer him on.)
Chris: "Ooh, great mad skils from Harold!" (By now, Alejandro is walking backwards across the turntable.) "And keep on impressing on the logs!"
LeShawna: (cheering) "Yes!" (He pauses when he realizes she was encouraging him)
(Harold reaches the edge of the pier, where the giant boot launches him into the air, shocks him, and lands on the Salad Spinner. The intern who runs the station nervously pulls on the lever and the bowl spins around and around for a couple of seconds before crashing. open, Alejandro falls and lands on his face.)
Chris: "So this is how it works?" (Alejandro's cheeks swell as he thinks he's about to throw up, all the vets gasp as Chris laughs, but after a second he swallows and everyone sighs in relief.) "Tastes so good he ate it twice!"
Chris: "So this is how it works?" (Harold's cheeks swell as he thinks he's about to throw up, all the vets gasp as Chris laughs, but after a second he swallows and everyone sighs in relief.) "Tastes so good he ate it twice!"
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Harold: (Angry) "Chris will pay for laughing at me"
Chris: (Over the intercom) "I sincerely doubt it, Harold." (Laughs as Harold frowns)
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(Cameron is still eating when a small raccoon crawls out from under a slice of pancake. Cameron covers his face in fear, as the raccoon jumps on him, the raccoon growling at Cameron, before pausing and sniffing the air. Her cheeks swell and she runs off and vomiting noises are heard offscreen. Bird noise is played)
Mike: "Run, Cam!"
Cameron: (Calculating to himself as he runs to the edge of the pier.) "My weight, divided by the perfect angle, multiplied by the fear of failure, (reaches the end of the pier, near the bouncing butts) Here goes!" !" (He jumps, screaming, before falling flat on his face even before the first bump)
Chris: (over PA) "Cameron may be having the game, but the Veterans need another starter."
Shawn: "I'm next!" (runs to the pancakes and starts eating)
(Cameron groans towards the edge of the pier, clutching his head, but just then, the giant boot sends Cameron into the air, right over the spinning wheel. Cameron lands face down on a branch, before the branch snaps. , causing it to fall, hitting several more branches until it lands in a bird's nest, the three birds that inhabited the nest begin to peck at it relentlessly, then it holds on to a branch)
Cameron: "Dakota, please catch me!"
(Dakota was checking herself in her mirror and not listening to Cameron, just as he fell to the ground, groaning in pain)
Dakota: (turns around) "Did you say something, Cam?" (shrugs and looks in the mirror)
Chris: (laughs at Cameron's expense) "Next!"
LeShawna: "Not fair! He didn't spin the wheel!"
Chris: (Smiling) "I'll allow it. Their pain was our gain."
(Scott clutches his stomach in pain, Jo looks at him)
Jo: "Dirt-for-Brains, you're on!"
Scott: (Groans) "The party food is giving me leaden guts. I forgot that's what you get when you get too much of the good stuff."
Jo: "Stop whining and start eating! Or whatever your people say!"
Scott: (Stands up normally, walks over to the pancakes, and smiles at Courtney) "Well, when you say it like that, boss!"
Jo: (Yelling at Scott) "And stop making fun of me!"
(Scott goes to eat the pancakes, Shawn was eating until he heard the eagle call, he tries to run but falls to the ground, he looks at his leg and realizes that it is tied to a bear trap)
Shawn: "Are you serious?" (He gets up and runs with his leg trapped)
Scott: (Stuffed, grunts painfully) Ugh... I'm stuffed like a Thanksgiving dove! (The noise of the rookies comes from the speaker.)
Lightning: "Run, Scott! Run like your life depends on it!...Which it does!"
Sky: (talking to his team) "Okay, after Shawn's done, I'll go in"
(Lightning hears that and smiles)
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Lightning: "If you want to conquer a girl, you must run with her!"
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Chris: (Looks at the camera) "Which team will finish their barftastic breakfast first? Find out after the break."
(Commercial Break)
(Cut to the obstacle course, where Scott is caught on one of the butts.)
Chris: "We're back and the Newbies are in the lead, but for how long?"
(Cut to the Salad Spinner, where Shawn was spinning until he stops and walks out, groaning in pain)
Shawn: "I don't know which is more painful, my stomach? Or my leg? Oh I know, both" (groans painfully)
(Scott gets on the rollers, still clutching his distended stomach, only for the rollers to get stuck)
Chris: "You break it, you pay for it, Scott!"
(Scott groans as he walks on the roller, just as he steps off the roller starts rolling again)
Scott: (Runs to the edge near the kicker) "Too much food and pancakes! My stomach feels like it weighs a ton! (The kicker goes down, but only gave Scott a little bump) "A little help here?" (Chris tosses the normal button away, pulling out a much larger black version of the button, grinning mischievously. The kicker rotates 3-quarters of a full circle, then the sole splits open to reveal the propane tanks, which ignite and They send Scott flying into the Salad Spinner. The spinner spins wildly, until finally Scott falls off.)
Chris: "And Scott is safe to eat again!"
Lightning: (runs to the pancakes) "Still, I'll win this!" (Starts to eat the pancakes very quickly, while Sky also ate them, but in small pieces) "Man, this is sha-easy!" (She sticks her face in the pancake. A snap is heard and she sticks her face out, only to find her lips caught in a mousetrap.)
Chris: "You were saying?"
(Lightning screams in pain, but the trap muffles him completely, the noise of the fledglings alerting him to rip the mousetrap and run out onto the field. Meanwhile, Sky continued to consume the pieces of the pancakes, retching slightly. Noise from the veterans causes Sky to look up, crabs crawl out from under her pancake and jump on her, she screams in pain and runs waving her arms.)
(Chris points to a chart chart over the two pancakes, the rookie chart is only partially done while the veteran chart is 2/3 complete.)
Chris: "The veterans have finished just two-thirds behind. And it looks like the newbies need to work up their appetites, big time"
(Back at the obstacle course, Lightning slips on the inflatable butt and falls into the mud.)
Lightning: (groans, but gets up and looks at Chris) "Is that all you got?!" (The bouncy butt crushes him mid-bounce)
(Up on the platform, Sky jumps on the inflatable butt and her cheeks swell, but she manages to keep it in, even after several bounces, landing face-first on the platform, LeShawna, Cody and Shawn wince. Sky groans, catching his breath)
Lightning: (Walks towards Sky) "Yo, baby, you don't look so good." (Duncan's lips are bruised and swollen from the mousetrap and jumping butt, Sky points to Duncan's lips and he touches them) "AH!"
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Lightning: "Lightning doesn't care about his looks, but man, look at my lips! It's like two football players having a fight on the field down there!
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(Lightning and Sky sway on the reels, but Lightning's face turns greener with her cheeks still puffy)
Chris: "Gymnast Sky is right ahead! And Lightning's protein head is turning a new shade of green!"
Sky: "Lightning, are you okay? Come on, tell me something!" (Lightning covers her mouth with her hands to keep from vomiting, but to no avail, she vomits on Sky, covering her in vomit, causing them both to fall into the mud)
Chris: "And Lightning has vomited his fate, straight to the bench"
Sky: (looks at herself, covered in vomit and mud) "Ewww, this is gross!"
Lightning: (stands up, helping her up) "Oh, I'm so sorry, baby, here..." (takes off her shirt and hands it to Sky) "Wipe yourself with this"
(Sky looks at Lightning's chest and blushes deeply, while her eyes shine with love)
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Sky: "Okay, it's not that I fell in love with him, it's not that I like him, I don't dislike him either, it's just that his chest and his abdomen were-" (he realizes what he was going to say and excuses himself) " I was covered in vomit, that's it"
Jo: "Okay, Lightning is in love with that girl! The way he talks, the way he behaves, the way he helps, he's basically betraying the team, he'll be the one who falls today!"
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(Right now, Sky is in the Salad Spinner, holding her lunch and giving a thumbs up.)
Chris: "And Sky is ready, both teams need a big eater!
Mike: (runs to the pancakes) "I'll do it!" (Starts to eat)
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Mike: "Even if I could access my alternates, I don't think they'd help. Svetlana only eats vegetables, Vito is a total carnivore, Manitoba hates carbs, and Chester would just complain there's too much syrup."
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(LeShawna is stuffing her face with the pancake, before several spiders get attached to her)
Courtney: (Screams) "SPIDERS!" (Starts to run wildly, waving his arms and yelling) "Take them off! Take them off! Take them off!"
Cameron: "Why did she freak out like that?"
Harold: "He's afraid of spiders-"
LeShawna: (offscreen) "Harold!"
Harold: "Sorry!"
(The newbies' speaker plays the noise, Mike stops eating, but looks down and sees a stick of dynamite stuck in the pancake, and before he can run, it explodes. He screams as he is thrown into the air and sent straight on the Salad Spinner. It spins for a couple of seconds, then drops it on the ground).
Mike: (gasps, his hair falls over his eye and he looks at the control panel, speaking again in a threatening voice) "I can't resist a little mayhem!" (He pulls the stick down, the light changes from green to red, and he laughs maniacally. He gasps again, returning to normal) "Why do I laugh when I feel like throwing up!?"
(LeShawna yells as she flies towards the Salad Spinner)
Chris: "And LeShawna gets to the spinning wheel!"
(The inmate pulls the lever and the spinner starts to spin much faster than normal, the red light on the control panel flashes)
LeShawna: "This is normaaaaal!?"
(The machine sputters and sparks, sending her flying through the air, screaming. Chris just doubles over with laughter.)
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LeShawna: (curled into a fetal position shaking, her hair standing up in clumps and a glazed look of fear in her eyes) "I saw...the future...I gotta stop eating cake..."
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(Chris points back to the pie chart, where Newbies are only halfway down, while Veterans only have a quarter left.)
Chris: "Sooty and uncomfortably hilarious moment aside... looks like the vets are about to get a taste of victory again! And maybe some old shoes, which we put on their pancakes"
Harold: "Enjoy the losers' cabin tonight!"
Sam: (Glares at Harold) "Oh, it's not breakfast time anymore, Harold. It's DINNER TIME!" (Runs over to Zoey, who is eating some of the pieces.) "Zoey! Tag me! Tag me!" (Zoey high-fives Sam, then runs back to the team)
Sky: (wiping at Lightning's shirt) "No way! That's not in the rules!"
Chris: (sneering) "It is if one of the vets tags too!"
Harold: (runs to Cody, who was eating) "Tag me now, do it, do it!"
Cody: "Okay, yes, I have to." (high-fives him)
Sam: "You can do this, Samuel-San. You don't play the game, you let the game...play you!" (Then yells and begins to devour the pancake)
Scott: "Come on Sam! You can do it!" (Notices Mike and Dawn looking at him and stops) "I mean, whatever, pfft, do whatever you want, because I don't even care..."
Dawn: "Don't worry, Scott."
Mike: "It's okay to be a team player" (Dawn looks at him suspiciously) "What?"
Dawn: "It's just something about your aura... It's-it's a little weird."
(Sam continues to devour his pancake, dropping snapping turtles, tennis rackets, and old shoes from the pancake.)
Chris: (The newbies pie chart shows only a snippet yet, now tied with the veterans) "The rookies have scored again, people! It's neck to neck!"
Sam: (Bites into a piece of pancake, only to have it explode into a swarm of bees, which begin to swarm around him and he screams in pain.) "AHHHH!"
(Harold continues eating, unaware of the trail of fire ants crawling up his legs and into his pants.
Harold: (Notices the fire ants and yells, hopping on one leg) "Fire ants!"
Cody "Come on man!"
Shawn: "You can do it!"
(Sam reaches for the last piece of pancake, his face covered in bee stings, and pops it into his mouth.)
Chris: "Sam finishes his pancake first!"
Sam: (Groans in pain) "I... can't feel... my mouth..."
Cameron: "Sam, the obstacule course!"
Sam: "What? Who?" (Starts to run)
Sky: "Come on, Harold, it's about time LeShawna saw you as a hero!"
(Harold got determined and finished his pancake)
Chris: (Points to the now empty pie charts.) "Harold finished the veteran pancake! The race to finish is on!"
Sam: (Running over the logs) "I need... a power-up..." (All the newbies cheer Sam on.)
Harold: "Move over, Game-Child!" (Harold runs after Sam on the roller and jumps on top of him laughing.)
Sam: (growls) "It's not Game-Child... it's Game-Man!" (The screen shows Sam jumping and a pixelized version of him with his power increasing.)
(The newbies looked on in shock.)
(Sam grabs Harold by the body, just as the boot is lifted. Two larger rockets jump from the heel of the boot, and the boot quickly launches them towards the Salad Spinner. As the bowl stops spinning, the door opens and no one goes in. There's a tense look on everyone's face, including the little raccoon that Cameron scared away, but then, Sam can be heard whimpering as he walks out of the bowl toward the door. The Newbies, including Scott, cheer loudly.)
Harold: (grabs Sam by the pants, pulling him up) "Not so fast!" (Making Shawn and Sky cheer.) "I'll be the hero of the day." (suddenly a bee suddenly stings him on the cheek, prompting him to let go and touch his cheek, and he screams in pain.) "My allergy to bees!"
(Sam lands on the ground with a thud, gasps, and gets up.)
Chris: "And the newkies win! Again!"
(Newbies clap, Zoey and Mike hug.)
Chris: "Um... Just a minute, newbies."
(Sam is seen holding his lunch, until he lets out a huge burp, shaking the camera and causing the heroes to pinch their noses. The camera cuts to a bear and a moose playing a game of chess, the moose flipping over the board game and looking around for the source of the noise, the birds fly away. As soon as Sam is done, he burps a bee, which flies away)
Confessional
Sam: "Score a point for the Game-Guy. Sure, it wasn't even that easy, but- (He pats his stomach.) Me and my old iron belly were banned from all county banquets, including Barney Buffet's." in the Tricounty area for nothing, Boom!" (chuckles)
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(Mike, Jo, Zoey and Lightning run to Sam and pick him up while cheering him on)
Newbies: "Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam!"
(Harold groans as Sky comforts him!
Sky: "You did what you could"
Harold: "LeShawna saw me"
Shawn: "No."
Cody: (looks around concerned) "Wait, where's LeShawna?"
(She takes a look at a tree to reveal LeShawna trapped in a hole in the tree, her butt and legs sticking out.)
LeShawna: "Hello, a little help here?" (sighs)
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(We now cut to the elimination ceremony, with the Veterans in their seats, and the Newbies in the Peanut Gallery.)
Harold: "If not for me, we would have lost by a much more dishonorable amount."
Leshawna: (Glaring at Harold.) "But we did still lose, right?
Harold: "Well, then tonight I suppose I will be forced to bid you farewell."
Sam: "I guess neither of us'll be in the loser cabin tonight! Flushed!" (Chuckles)
Chris: "Listen up, campers. I have a shocking announcement to make. After reviewing the footage of today's challenge laughing a lot. Turns out the heroes didn't in fact complete the challenge!"
(The contestants gasp in shock.)
Mike: (Explains) "But Sam finished the pancake in the obstacle course first!"
Chris: "Sam! Would you stand up turn out your pockets please? If you mind?"
Sam: (Sighs) "Ok..." (The camera cuts to 2 small pieces of the pancake in slow motion, as they hit the ground, everyone gasps in shock again.) "I just saved a tiny bit in case I had to go to Boney Island again! It's a terrible place! I'm really sorry!"
Chris: "Newbies disqualifiquied, Veterans wins!"
(The Veterans all cheer, as The Newbies, except Dakota and Dawn, glare at Sam. As Jo grabs him by the shirt.)
Jo: "Way to go, Cheater."
Sam: (Gulps in fright.)
Chris: "Time to vote someone out Newbies!"
Confessionals
Lightning: "You sha-mesed up, dude." (Crosses out a photo.)
Zoey: "You just let us all down." (Crosses out a photo.)
Mike: "On your own birthday?" (Crosses out Sam's photo.)
Cameron: "What a shame.." (Crosses out a photo.)
Dawn: "I'm dishonored." (Crosses out a photo.)
Scott: "What idiot!" (Laughs as crosses out Sam's photo.)
Dakota: (Looks between Sam Jo's photo, look nervious)
Jo: "Game -Child could have ruined everything, but Jockstraps is a traitor!" (Crosses out Lightning's photo.)
Sam: (Look his own photo, remember)
FLASHBACK
Sam: "'I am so proud of my family and friends, I will never choose my temptations over them, the ones I love the most, if I ever failed to try to help them, I will punish myself to win back your trust, I am proud and will always stand by you. you, amen'!"
END FLASHBACK
Sam: (sighs) "I don't deserve this..."
End Confessional
(We now cut to the Newbies having marshmallows, but Lightning Sam don't.)
Chris: "We're down to the final 2 contestants. Who will get the final marshmallow? Will it be; Sam the Pancake Hoarder? Or Lightning, the obstacle course crusher? And the last marshmallow goes to..." (Sam looks nervous, while Lightning is raising his eyebrows in confusion. Until..)
Sam: "Wait." (Stands up.)
Chris: "What now?"
Sam: "I volunteer for elimination."
Dakota: (Gasps) "NO!"
Sam: "I'm sorry, I blew it, guys... But I just feel guilty for making myself lose everytime, soery-"
Dakota: (Tears up, hugs Sam.) "NO, you can't let me alone, Sam" (Mike and Zoey separate Dakota from Sam, as Sam is led by Chef to the Flush of Shame)
Chris: "Ok, fine! Now, which winner of the Veterans is gonna be a loser tonight?"
Leshawna: "I'll go."
Confessional
LeShawna: "If I get that Invincibility Statuette, I'll go all the way, it's a piece of cake!"
End Confessional
(We now cut to Sam in the Flush of Shame.)
Chris: "Any last words, before.. You know?"
Sam: "I just wanna say-"
(Chris activates the button as Sam was sent to the toilet screaming.)
Chris: "Psyche!"
(But there was a loud squish down the toilet as Sam got stuck.)
Sam: (Stuck in the toilet.) "Uh, guys? I'm a bit stuck in here?"
Chris: (To Chef) "I thought you said you were gonna fix that water pressure problem!"
(Chef just pulls out a comically oversized plunger and walks towards the flush of shame. While Chris talks to the audience, plunging sound can be heard.)
Chris: "The Veterans finally win again! But can they do it again, again? (To Chef) "Can you stop that for just one second, please?"
(Chef stops plunging the toilet rolls his eyes.)
Chris: "Find out next time, on Total! Drama! Madness!"
(The flush is heard again as Sam finally goes down the drain.)
(End Credits)
(G)
Bonus Clip:
(Fades into a sewer, with Sam falling through the pipe and landing on his butt. As he rubs his head in pain, he then looks at 2 turtles, both of whom turn into pixelated video game characters)
Sam: (chuckles) "Awesome!" (Cut to a pixelated version, where Sam jumps over a turtle and its shell, while punching the other turtle before Sam runs and falls into another pipe.)
Votes:
Sam: Lightning, Zoey, Mike, Cameron, Dawn, Scott, Sam
Lightning: Jo
Jo: Dakota
25th-Anne Maria
24th-Staci
23th-Izzy
22th-B
21/20th-Sugar
21/20th-Ella
19th-Lindsay
18th-Brick
17th-Ezekiel
16/15th-Justin
16/15th-Topher
14th-Sam
This is one of the episodes that I wanted to do the most, because it is the best episode of the worst season of the series, and also because at the beginning I would write something original, and that is Sam's birthday, at first it was not planned, but I needed a reason to do the hotel scene, and also a way for Sam to regret it, because if you didn't see it coming from the episode name, Sam was eliminated for cheating.
This elimination makes me very funny (because he could get out of the hotel, and he wouldn't have gotten two miserable pieces of pancakes), but at the same time it seems very unfair, since "The Heroes" decide to eliminate the best character of the season, for on top of the worst character (that's Sierra), and yep, you heard it, Sam is the BEST character in All-Stars, they just didn't screw him up and he kept his personality that I love so much
And that's somewhat ironic, because when it premiered, or rather, when the cast was announced, many fans got angry, because Brick wasn't there, and all the anger went directly to poor Sam, honestly I don't mind that he's here. "replace" Brick, since both are exactly the same in character, but tell me, is Sam's inclusion in All-Stars okay or not for you?
The next episode will be a late night challenge of eating and finding people, although don't expect it to arrive soon, right now I'm busy in the first chapter of a great story that I came up with, if you want to know what it's about, follow me on Devianart, stay tuned watch out for that story...