Remaining Competitors:
Veterans Falcons: Cody, Harold, LeShawna, Shawn, Sky
Newbies Birdies: Cameron, Dakota, Dawn, Jo, Lightning, Mike, Scott, Zoey
Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode) "Last time on Total Drama Madness; after a stormy night and a surprise birthday for Sam, at challenge time, giant pancakes were gobbled down, and in a few cases, thrown right back up thanks to a barftacular obstacle course, (Laughs) way to re-swallow, bro. The heroes finished first but, an uneaten chunk of cake in Sam's pockets sent the Newbies to loserville! And Sam took a particularly awkward flush of shame "
(Back to reality, Chris is standing on top of the toilet)
Chris: "Only 13 players remain, which one of them is gonna take a circle-y swim in the big porcelain bowl? Will the veterans FINALLY score themselves a victory, or anymore? Find out right here, right now, on Total! Drama! Madness!"
(Theme Song plays)
(We start the episode on the same night after the last elimination ceremony, in the losers cabin, someone is heard crying, the camera zooms in on the window, where it is revealed that the person who was crying was Dakota, who was crying on her face on the bed while many tears that seemed like waterfalls flooded the room, the other girls like Zoey, Dawn and Jo were on top of the bunk beds, or floating with some cushions)
Jo: "Okay, someone make Miss Mutant stop crying, her tears will kill us if they hit the ceiling!"
Zoey: "I don't think so, since Sam left, she's been like this all night"
Dakota: (crying) "SAAAAAAAaaaaam!" (sobs)
Dawn: "Okay, I'll open the door."
Jo: "I don't swim, those tears could be radioactive coming from her-"
(Dawn dives in and opens the door from below, releasing Dakota's tears like a tsunami, as various things float out of the cabin)
Jo: "Much better"
(The camera pans out of the hotel-spa, where Lightning arrives and knocks on the window door, then the light comes on and Sky opens the window, in her purple nightgown)
Sky: (yawns) "What do you want, Lightning?"
Lightning: "I just wanted to tell you that, I know it's too late but it's the only way to tell you... do you want to date with me?"
Sky: "Lightning, we are in a competition, now would not be a good time, we can talk about this tomorrow"
Lightning: "Um, no problem, I-"
Jo: (off screen) "What are you doing, jockstrap?!"
(Both are surprised, as Sky closes the window and Lightning nervously looks at Jo)
Lightning: "Umm, nothing, I'm just near the winner's house to feel better after our defeat"
Jo: "Don't play it, you were fraternizing with the enemy weren't you?"
Lightning: "Fraternize? Pff, of course not, dude, I was just telling him not to mess with our team" (Sky was listening to everything he said, which made her angry) "That Sky is just a stupid little athlete, is nothing to the great-"
Chris: (on speaker) "Wakey, wakey, campers, it's time for a night meeting!"
Lightning: "Look, a dare, let's forget this happened, okay" (Lightning leaves with Jo, while Sky opens the window again, looking at Lightning with some annoyance)
(We now cut to the campers arriving in the woods, all tired, with Chris in front of them, and behind him were some curtains)
Chris: "Ok, first of all, let's welcome the last surviving exile, LeShawna!"
(Chef arrives in his jeep, pushing LeShawna out of it)
LeShawna: (getting up angrily) "I hope there's a good reason why they sent me back so early, I hadn't even started a minute looking for the statuette"
Chris: "Well, I guess your search can end, we have been informed that the statuette of invincibility has already been taken, therefore, there will be no more exiles for everyone"
(Everyone party slightly due to sleep)
LeShawna: "I better find that person for wasting my time"
(Scott chuckles at her)
Jo: "Now what's even important that did we need to be woken up in the middle of the night?"
Dakota: "My beauty sleep requires 8 hours of sleep"
Shawn: (yawns) "Can we go back to bed?"
Chris: "The reason I called you all here is because it's time to merge the teams. Consider yourself merged!"
Harold: "And couldn't we have waited for that until morning?"
Chris: "If you don't want the midnight merge meal, that's fine. Just go back to bed."
Sky: (suspicious) "You've never done anything good since we got here, NOTHING, what are you hiding?"
Chris: "Okay. The lawyers said just feeding a team well every night technically counts as 'starvation.' So this is a legally enforced team merge celebration dinner."
(The campers are excited as the red curtain behind Chris lifts, revealing a fancy dining room.)
Chris: "Tonight's dinner would be gourmet pizza, bison burgers, and delicious fries, but the silk tablecloth and silver chandeliers were way over the budget. So tonight you'll be eating... (Chef removes tray and reveals a glass filled with bubbly green goo) "Juggy Chunks!"
(Everyone but Scott backs off in disgust and terrified, Scott steps forward excitedly)
Scott: "Just like old times!"
Cody: "I've never heard of 'Juggy Chunks'"
Scott: "How come you didn't? They were commercials with a catchy horse jingle, and it ends with the horse saying..."
(The commercial for a talking horse is shown, with a can in its hoof)
Horse: "I've never won a race, but I'm still delicious!" (neighs)
(Back to reality)
Scott: (holds up his thumb) "They're rewarding!"
Shawn: "How does a horse give a thumbs up?"
Dakota: "Obviously it's a cartoon horse, otherwise we'd be confused with real horses"
Chris: (approaches annoyed) "Ok Dakota, save the obvious stuff for your own spin-off series" (Dakota gasps excitedly) "Just kidding, TV standards couldn't go that low"
(Chris walks away, as Dakota growls at him angrily)
Chris: "This fabulous dinner will be used as a pre-challenge, inspired by the battle of the sexes from season one, boys and girls will split for victory. The first team to complete their Juggy Chunks will win a head start for the main challenge."
Lightning: "HA, boys against girls, this will be really easy" (looks at Sky, but she denies seeing him, much to his confusion)
Jo: "Wait, we are 6 girls, and they are 7 boys, this is unfair!"
Chris: "If there is a choice, one of the boys can pass this challenge"
Shawn: (raises hand) "I'm skip, 95% of people turn into zombies is from drinking some unknown substance"
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Shawn: "And I bet my brain I'm sure that's going to happen."
End Confessional
(Now all but Shawn were at the tables, divided between boys and girls, when the Chef serves them each a milkshake)
Chris: "Okay everyone, have a few bites."
Chef: (quietly) "This expired in 1976"
Chris: (quietly) "Oh, they'll be fine. It's mostly meat, eggs and mayonnaise. And I kept them in a very warm place" (To the others) "On your marks...get set... ENJOY!" (air horn sounds)
(Dakota looks at her glass in disgust)
Dakota: "This is repulsive!" (She pulls him away from her) "Hmm, hmm, there's no way I'm going to-" (Jo stops her)
Jo: (glares at her) "Listen, daddy's girl, I'm not going to lose this just because you'd rather eat butterflies than a silly milkshake, so eat or choke!"
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Jo: "I made it to the merge safe and sound, and now I have a chance to feel like the alpha again, I guess that million is all mine now"
End Confessional
(The contestants don't seem happy to eat it, but Sky decided to start and burps immediately)
Confessionals
Sky: "I've never eaten anything so disgusting, except for that time when I was singing while riding my bike and swallowed a butterfly. It's strange that something so beautiful could taste so bitter."
Lightning: "This challenge is a piece of cake, however, I have to make Sky see me, as my trainer says, if you want someone to notice you, win!"
End Confessional
Lightning: (drinking while saying to Scott) "Are you looking at me, Sky? I'm an eating machine! Don't let my...argh...awesomeness...sha-distract you" (Scott looks at him as he collapses)
(Dawn tries to eat the meatballs in the milkshake slowly, but almost throws up with each lick.)
Chris: "You'll never get immunity that way, Dawn."
(Dawn then decides to gobble it all down with meatballs without thinking, nearly throwing up again.)
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Dawn: "Yeah...eating meat is not good for me"
End Confessional
(We slowly see the boys and girls drinking the Juggy Chunks, LeShawna, Jo, and Sky trying to drink as much as they could, Zoey and Dawn drinking less, and Dakota just refusing but drinking small halves and disgusting it)
(On the boys' side, Shawn watched as his classmates drank, Lightning and Scott not caring about the grossness of the milkshake, Cody, Mike and Harold much less, and Cameron drank rarely)
Lightning: "Come on guys, the girls are beating us, we have to prove our masculinity now!"
(Cody started to swallow the glass at once and finished it, banging it on the table)
Cody: "Done!"
Harold: "Done!"
Scott: "Done!"
Mike: "Done!"
Cameron: (somewhat dazed) "Done!"
(Sky and Lightning were finishing their glasses at the same time, until they both put it empty on the table)
Sky/Lightning: "Done!"
Chris: "And with a solution of 1 to 6, the boys win the pre-challenge"
(The boys cheer, as the girls look on in defeat)
Confessionals
Sky: "Eat the whole pitcher and not win? UGH! I've never been so angry before!"
Lightning: (laughs) "Lightning won and beat Sky. This is the perfect time to sha-rub it in her face. Oh yeah! She's going to fall for Lightning right now!"
End Confessionals
(Lightning approaches Sky with a smirk)
Dave: "First place for me...SHA-BAM! I totally did better than you! Ha ha. How hot am I now? Bet you wish I was still your boyfriend"
Sky: (yells at him angrily) "UGH! You were never my boyfriend, and you will never be my boyfriend, and you don't have a chance to beat me or date me! Got it?!"
(Lightning nods as he falls to the ground as Sky walks away.)
Scott: (chuckles) "Look at his face!"
(Lightning is then seen almost crying on the ground)
Chris: "Okay, on that super awkward note. It's time for our nightly challenge, Hide and Group Seek, in keeping with the boys vs. girls tradition, each of the groups will have to find the people from the opposite group, Shawn will be the default search engine, as for the girls?
Jo: (points to Dakota) "SHE will!"
Dakota: "What about me?"
Jo: (glares at her) "Whoever doesn't help has to look for it"
Chris: "Everyone will be given a head start to go and hide, after one minute the seekers will come and chase you, after one minute Shawn comes out, and after five minutes Dakota comes out. Every person they find will join them to look for the others. They will hunt together. Do not split up, the group with the most people tagged before dawn will be the winner along with immunity included"
(Lightning is then heard sobbing and crying as Jo approaches him, smirking)
Jo: "Are you okay, Jockstrap?
Lightning: (lying) "Yeah..."
Jo: "Aw. I'm glad to hear that, I thought hearing Sky say you had no chance of dating her, like none got you down."
(Lightning was seen crying but didn't keep crying.)
Lightning: (tense) "No."
Jo: "Because that kind of rejection can..."
Sky: "Jo, that's enough!"
Jo: "I mean, she was all you cared about"
Sky: "Please!"
Jo: "To have your heart stomped on and thrown away like that with all of us watching must really hurt, I can't imagine how painful it must be for you to be publicly humiliated..."
Sky: "SHUT UP! Stop throwing salt in the wound!"
Jo: "What? I'm just stating facts. You just rudely insulted him."
(Sky just growls annoyed)
Chris: "Whatever! It's game time! Everyone except Shawn and Dakota, hide!"
(Chris then blows his air horn and everyone but Dave, Sky, Shawn, and Dakota run off.)
Lightning: "Sky..."
Sky: (runs off) "No, Lightning!
Lightning: (stands up) "No, no! I won't sha-give up on her! Hahaha! I'm coming, Sky!"
(Shawn and Dakota look at each other with confusion and wonder)
Shawn: "That's wrong."
Dakota: "Yeah..."
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Lightning: "No matter what Jo said, Lightning gives up, especially with a girl like Sky"
End Confessional
(Chris honks again)
Chris: "Here comes Shawn!"
Shawn: "Okay, survival data, time to pay off!" (He starts to climb the trees)
(Dakota was sleeping with her mask on the table)
Chris: "Um, Dakota, it's about time you go find the boys."
Dakota: (growls) "Five more minutes"
Chris: "It's been five minutes..."
(Dakota gets up angrily and takes an empty glass while stabbing Chris with it)
Dakota: (walks angrily) "I'm sick of your painful crying and commands, let me sleep or you're going to deal with me" (grows angrily, showing her sharp teeth)
Chris: (backs away in fear) "You're starting to get scared" (calls into the woods) "Here comes, Dakota!" (The horn sounds, when Dakota hits it with the glass and she starts walking into the woods) "The search begins, the group with the most people before dawn will receive immunity"
(We then cut to LeShawna running through the woods when Harold suddenly burst out of a bush, startling LeShawna, who growls angrily at him)
Harold: "Sorry, I just found an amazing hideout and I want you to have it, you know, to make up for what I've been telling you lately."
LeShawna: (in disbelief) "Sure, YOU give me the big hideout and when you get caught you'll KNOW exactly where I'm going to be, I know your game. No thanks."
(Then she runs off leaving Harold alone.)
Harold: "I would never do that. I would never betray my fair lady."
LeShawna: (offscreen) "And stop calling me that!"
Harold: "So my ugly lady...OH NO, I meant...bye!"
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(We then cut to Sky walking in the forest, until Lightning, runs to her.)
Sky: "What are you doing?"
Lightning: "About what?"
Sky: "You said that you won't give up on me!"
Lightning: "Yeah, and you and your argument with Jo?! That's just sha-cold."
Sky: "Lightning! I don't have time to chat! Let's just me hide somewhere, ok?"
(Then Sky walk to a near big rock, as they both hide behind it, Lightning glares at her)
Lightning: "NO, I won't let you get away from me!"
Sky: (poking her head in) "Can you shut up?! You'll get us caught!" (He hides again)
Lightning: (grabs his shoe and throws it away, and runs away) "I don't need anyone, I'm SHA-LIGHTNING, I'm a lone wolf!" (he perches on a rock and begins to howl like a wolf, until he begins to cough)
Chris: (watching from the TV screen) "Looks like Lightning has lost more than his shoe, how will our searchers find everyone else? Will Lightning tell how they really feel for Sky? Find out after the break"
(Commercial Break.)
(We then cut to Cody running and gasping through the woods, until he see's Dawn in front of him. As he stops running.)
Cody: "Dawn?! What are you doing here?"
Dawn: "Cody Anderson. I just want to have a talk with you."
Cody: "Oh, how did you know my full name?"
Dawn: "I watched you from the 3rd season. And.. I was wondering what friends do you had."
Cody: "Well, I had Heather, Gwen, Lindsay, Owen, and uh.. most of my teammates from this season. What about you?"
Dawn: "I have a lot of friends around nature. Along with Zoey, Dakota, Mike, Cameron, and you."
Cody: (Blushes.) "Me, really?"
Dawn: (nods her head and smiles) "Yes"
Cody: (blushes and look away) "Oh, uh.. thanks you! I'm more like a...(he noticed what Dawn dissapareced) "Dawn, where are you?-"
(Just then, Dakota runs up behind him and tags him in the shoulder.)
Dakota: "Tagged!"
(Cody then sighs in defeat)
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(Cut now to Zoey walking through the woods, she moves a branch next to her and looks at the shadow of "Mike" looking evil, and she freaks out as she falls to the ground)
Mike: "Woah, are you okay?" (helps her up)
Zoey: "Yeah, it's all good, but am I a little hungry?"
Mike: (Camera focuses on his hands) "Ok..." (He holds up a slice of apple impaled on a knife.) "Apple?"
(Zoey screams in shock.)
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Zoey: "Oh, I can't believe it. I'm afraid of Mike! After what he did to Harold... But he's not himself, the Mike I love is still there, isn't he?" (Eyes widen in fear) "Well, I can't just abandon him...can I? Oh, what I wouldn't give for a deck of tarot cards right now!"
Mike: "Zoey's getting away... Maybe it's for the best; if I can't control who's in charge of me... Then it might be safer to keep her away BUT I really don't want her to."
(Mike gasps, reverting to his evil self)
"Mike": (cheerfully) "Oh, but I do" (chuckles evilly)
End Confessional
(We pass Jo walking, looking around passively)
?: (off camera) "Looking for allies, Jo?"
(Jo jumps scared and turns, seeing Dawn out of nowhere with her arms crossed)
Jo: "Hey, creepy girl, go find your own hideout"
Dawn: "I see your gray aura, you want someone to be your sidekick"
Jo: "Of course, now that there are no more teams, someone has to do the heavy lifting for me"
Dawn: "But who would need you?"
Jo: "Any wimpy fool, like Cameron, should ask him, now go, hide somewhere else because you can appear out of nowhere"
Dawn: "At this point, those Juggy Chunks must have had a negative effect on me" (grabs her stomach in pain) "And maybe in all of us, something tells me that it will not end well"
Jo: "And I better not care"
?: "And you two better shut up!"
(Shawn swings on a vine and tags Jo and Dawn, tagging them)
Shawn: "You girls are tagged!"
Jo: "Hey, I didn't even have time!"
Dawn: "Leave him, he won't be affected by us anyway..."
?: (from afar) "OUCH!"
(Cut to the source of the sound, and it was Cody who was lying on the ground, shoe by his side, Dakota was looking at him standing)
Cody: "Why universe? First a bear, and now a shoe want to attack me in the woods?"
(Dakota takes the shoe and sniffs it, she chokes in disgust)
Dakota: "Eww, this shoe smells like a sweaty jock!"
?: "Because it's sha-mine"
(They both look up, and see Lightning sitting on a tree branch, frowning sadly)
Dakota: "Is this yours?"
Lightning: "Yeah, could you give it back to me?-" (Dakota throws the shoe straight at Lightning, hitting him) "Ouch!" (He falls and lands in a bush, when Dakota touches him in the face)
Dakota: "Tagged!"
Lightning: (without emotion) "What else do I care, let's just go..."
(Back with Mike and Zoey, they were walking)
Zoey: "If that hit I gave you made you lose your alternates, maybe another hit would bring them back."
Mike: "Like a reset button!" (picks up a rock and hands it to Zoey before ducking) "Hit me!"
Zoey: (drops the rock) "I'm not going to hit you with a rock, maybe Cam has another idea..."
?: "Maybe I have it..."
(Zoey looked at a bush, and from there came Dakota who was holding Cameron by the sweatshirt)
Cameron: "I couldn't hide in time"
Zoey: "Uh oh..." (spreads her wings and looks at Mike) "I'll see you another time, Mike" (flies away, just as Mike opens his eyes)
Mike: "Uh, Zoey, where are you?-"
(Just then, Dakota praises himself)
Dakota: "Tagged!"
(Up in the sky, Zoey was looking at Mike on the ground)
Zoey: "Aww, poor Mike, I wish I had-"
(Shawn jumps out of a tree and taps Zoey on the shoulder)
Shawn: "Tagged!"
(Zoey sighs before flying down)
(We now cut to Sky, coming out of the rock, now pale green and holding onto her stomach)
Sky: "Why is my stomach being so battered?-" (Lightning praises her, also as pale as she is) "Lightning, what the hell are you doing?!"
Lightning: "Capture you, since I've been captured, you come with me!" (Sky groaned in annoyance)
(Meanwhile, with Chris and Chef. Chris is on the phone with someone)
Chris: "Thanks for the info. Very helpful" (To Chef) "Well, you were right. According to the Juggy Chunks poisoning hotline, the guys shouldn't have eaten expired Juggy Chunks. They may have severe nausea, vomiting, strange behavior, and hallucinations.
Chef: "And that makes you happy?"
Chris: "I'm impressed they have their own poison hotline. It just shows how much these Juggy people care."
(While elsewhere, Mike, Cameron, and Cody, all three pale and tired, walked behind Dakota)
Mike: (dizzy) "Dakota...stop"
Cody: (dizzy) "We need another break"
Cameron: (dizzy) "Our feet and our stomachs can't take it anymore"
Dakota: (stops and glares at all three) "No, our best chance of capturing the other guys is by getting to the center of the forest, and also the chance of me winning to get my spin-off series! NO...MORE...BREAKS!"
Cameron: (looks at Dakota, from her perspective everything was dark except her) "I don't like the way you're blurring the edges, I'm going to rest"
Dakota: "For the last time, no more-" (suddenly, some vomit falls on his head) "Ewww, in the hair?!"
(She looked up, and saw Scott sitting on a tree branch, pale and wiping his mouth after vomiting.)
Scott: "Oops, I'm sorry, my stomach feels really bad right now" (Furious Dakota starts to shake the tree angrily, while Scott was holding on to him) "HEY, I said I was sorry!" (Scott falls to the ground, and is caught by Dakota just as he falls) "It was an accident, I swear-"
(The faces of Mike, Cameron and Cody are seen, watching as Scott was beaten by a wild Dakota)
(Back with Lightning and Sky, he was leading her with his hands tied, until Lightning sees some pink and blue birds tweeting among themselves)
Lightning: (pointing to the pink bird) "Oh yeah. She could tell she likes you, but she doesn't. She only cares about the briefcase with the million worms!"
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Sky: "Maybe I exaggerated too much with Lightning, he's not a bad guy...he's a total lunatic!"
End Confessional
(Meanwhile with Chris and Chef.)
Chris: "As morning approaches, this challenge gets really entertaining. I wonder if there's a way to accidentally poison these kids before each challenge. (Chef sighs) No? Meh, you're probably right. I'd lose his charm after a while."
(LeShawna is seen coming to a cave, where she hid in it)
(Cut to Shawn, looking around up a tree, then he goes down to see the girls he tagged, who were also pale, except for Zoey)
Shawn: "He didn't see anyone up there, you girls should start helping me"
Jo: (dizzy) "Oh, shut up, zombie freak, we're not going to help you"
Zoey: (confused and worried) "Um, what's wrong with you two?"
Dawn: "I don't know..." (chokes) "I don't think I've had any good things after this."
(At that moment, Lightning and Sky arrive, as Lightning pushes Sky to the ground)
Lightning: "Hey Shawn, I found a girl!"
Sky: (groans) "Jerk..."
(Shawn touches Sky on the head)
Shawn: "Tagged!" (Notices that her skin has turned green) "Wait, why are all of you turning green?"
Lightning: "I don't know" (vomits) "I just know that you must be green too" (He, and Sky, Jo and Dawn get up and start walking towards Shawn slowly, as if they were zombies)
Shawn: "z-z-z-z-z-z-z-ZOMBIES!"
(Shawn yelled in panic, before starting to double his body and freeze, freezing in fear, Zoey runs up to him and shakes him)
Zoey: "Shawn? Shawn?!"
(Meanwhile, Dakota was close to the ground, trying to sniff, while behind her, the other boys, with Scott now with several scratches and a black eye, walked like the living dead while moaning)
Dakota: (stops sniffing and gets up) "AHA, I found the last guy, spinoff, here I come!" (She notices the guys behind her) "Ugh, now what are you doing? I don't have time for jokes" (the guys continue to bruise as they approach her) "Why are all of you acting like this and I'm not?"
(We passed a cut, where Chris with a stick was pointing at a drawing of Dakota, with green dots on the inside of her stomach)
Chris: "Amazing, it seems that Dakota's mutant cells like Zoey's are immune to toxic substances, that's why I love science"
(We return to the forest, where Dakota's great scream was heard from afar, when Harold wakes up, sitting on a tree branch)
Harold: "DON'T TAG ME!" (Looks around) "Uh, what's that noise? Why is someone yelling?"
(Farther down, LeShawna comes out of the cave, while she vomits on the rocks, suddenly, the boys and girls affected by the Juggy Chunks come out of the forest, who walk directly towards LeShawna)
Lightning: "Give it up, LeShawna!"
Harold (looks down): "Huh?"
Dawn: "Become one of us!"
Harold: (gasps) "Real zombies! Ahhh...(slaps himself) "This isn't an illusion McGrady, the zombies are here and they're after LeShawna, you've got to do something!
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Harold: "Last time LeShawna wanted nothing to do with me, but I won't let her get eaten by zombies, not on my guard!"
End Confessional
(LeShawna turns and gasps but stumbles and twists her ankle, Harold sways and urges her to come with him.)
Harold: "LeShawna! I'm going to save you! (groans) Ugh!"
LeShawna: "I can't run anymore! Leave me here!"
Harold: "I won't leave you, ever! You may not be able to run, but you can climb!"
(However, the "zombie" campers continue to chase them up the tree, something Harold never anticipated.)
Harold: "Can they climb too? Why luck, why?
LeShawna: "What do we do now?"
Harold: "Higher, let's go higher!"
(They both reach the top with Harold holding LeShawna)
Harold: "It won't end like this! I want you to carry on without me, you can beat those zombies!"
Jasmine: "They... what?!"
Shawn: "When you see your chance, run! Survive without me! And remember, I LOVE YOU!"
(He jumps on the campers and makes them fall back down, causing them to touch him, as they fall to the ground, a horn sounds as dawn comes)
Chris: "Game over! LeShawna's the last one standing, the girls have won immunity! Now everyone get back to the assembly area. We need to get your stomachs pumped."
(All contestants groan)
Confessionals
Shawn: "I could have done that myself if Jasmine was in danger, however, I refuse to believe that I was carried away by the fear of zombies, right?"
Mike: (struggles to hold a large rock over his head) "I have to protect Zoey... at all costs..." (He drops the rock for her head, loud gasping and Mike's evil personality is heard, now in full control, he appears on camera, laughing)
"Mike": (He leans back in the seat.) "Bravo, Mike. That should keep him cool for a while." (She picks up a nearby hairspray can and begins whistling the tune to 'In the Hall of the Mountain King' spraying her hair straight up. She makes a face and fakes Mike's voice.) "Durr- I'm! Mike!" (He laughs again as himself)
End Confessionals
(Inside his head; fade into Mike's subconscious. Mike rubs his head)
Mike: "Oww... where am I-ah?" (He takes a few steps but falls off and finds himself chained to a rock in the shape of Mal's head. He is terrified.) "Oh no... Oh no, ohnononono! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Cut now to the elimination ceremony at night, with the girls in the Peanut Gallery, and the boys sitting on the logs, the affected campers have already been healed and restored to their original look)
Chris: "The girls have won the challenge and immunity, guys, I'm sorry to say this, but a dude will have to go"
(LeShawna gets up from her seat and walks over to Harold)
LeShawna: "By the way, thanks for saving me today, maybe I got you a little wrong, sweetie" (kisses him on the cheek, making Harold blush)
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Harold: (standing, kiss mark on his cheek) "Yes!"
End Confessional
(Chef now had a tray of seven marshmallows)
Chris: "The following players are safe, Shawn, Cameron, Mike, Harold, and Scott" (throws the marshmallows at those mentioned) "Which leaves Lightning and Cody"
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Cody: "And what did I do?"
End Confessional
Chris: "It's no surprise you're here, Lightning, the way Sky yelled at you was as humiliating and badly as seeing a cute kitten being eaten by a mad dog-"
Sky: "Chris, stop it!"
Chris: "Let me finish, and you also let your dignity go for her heart, and as for Cody..."
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Lightning: "As they say, 'If you can't beat her...give up'"
End Confessional
Chris: "Cody, you were the first to be tagged, you would have gone home, but since clumsy Lightning voted himself out, you're safe" (Chef throws the last marshmallow at Cody, as Sky gasps in shock). of shock) "Lightning, it's time to say 'Sha-Bye'!"
Lightning: (stands up) "I don't care, Lightning has lost interest in winning anyway" (Chef takes him to the Flush of Shame)
(As the others leave, "Mike" approaches Zoey in the peanut gallery)
"Mike": "Phew, that was close, almost split us both" (chuckles, and walks towards the cabin) "Good night, Zoey!"
(As he leaves, he whistles the tune to "In the Hall of the Mountain King", Dakota glares at him from afar, while Dawn, listening to the tune, gasps in horror.)
Dawn: "This can't be..."
Confessional
Dawn: "I knew something was wrong with Mike, his aura has changed from green to dark grey, I sense a new threat approaching, and I think his name is...'Mal', and he's going to wreak too much havoc on the island"
End Confessional
(Cut to the Flush of Shame, where Lightning was inside)
Chris: "Any final words?"
Lightning: (frowns) "Not really-"
Sky: (off camera) "LIGHTNING!" (runs to him)
Lightning: "Oh, you came so that I'll apologize myself from you?"
Sky: "No, I came to apologize to you, I behaved very badly with you despite how good you were to me, I thought you were an evil and cheating athlete, although I was like that too"
Lightning: "Oh, I see..."
Sky: "The point is, I don't want to lose you, and I really want us to continue to be something."
Lightning: "Does that mean we can go date together?"
Sky: "Well, after the show ends obviously, but...yeah!"
(They both end up looking at each other lovingly, and they approached to kiss, but just at that moment, Lightning is flushed down the toilet and leaves, barely splashing Sky)
Chris: (chuckles) "Oh not? Now that our campers have been merged, there are only 12 campers left, who's ready to take the ride through the Flush of Shame, find out next time on Total! Drama! Madness!"
(End Credits)
Bonus Clip:
(Scene fades to a street at midnight, as Lightning is blown out of the water in a sewer and lands on the asphalt)
Lightning: "Ouch, what a crazy trip..." (Notices that in a store, in the window there was a television that showed a black man with gray-brown hair wearing a white short-sleeved shirt. But his face not shown, he is surrounded by cameras and microphones. As Lightning gasps in surprise.) "Look, it's Pops!" (Goes to the TV through the window)
Lightning's father (on TV): "My son is going to win the whole million dollar sha-bam! He is the best son an athlete could wish for!"
Lightning: (sighs) "Sorry, Dad, I lost, but at least I got a-"
News reporter (on T.V): "What if Lightning doesn't win?"
Lightning's father (on TV): "Impossible! I bet my championship rings on it!" (Shows his sports rings on his fingers)
Lightning: (shocked) "What?! You're kidding, aren't you dad?"
Lightning's Father (on TV): "He better win, because without these rings, I'm nothing...NOTHING!"
(The TV suddenly shuts off, as Lightning gasps in shock.)
Lightning: "Dad? Dad?!" (Gets to his knees and yells) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (scene goes dark)
Votes:
Lightning: Lightning, Cameron, Mike, Shawn, Cody, Harold
Cody: Scott
25th-Anne Maria
24th-Staci
23th-Izzy
22th-B
21/20th-Sugar
21/20th-Ella
19th-Lindsay
18th-Brick
17th-Ezekiel
16/15th-Justin
16/15th-Topher
14th-Sam
13th-Lightning
It's been 20 days since the last chapter, this is because I was busy on my Western and Fantasy story, "Total Drama: Revenge Of The West", check it out by the way, it already has two chapters, so let's review what's here
This time it's one of the most infamous episodes of most MEDIOCRE season of the series, Hurl and Go Seek, it's where the Skave separates, and this time it's Skyning's turn, only in a less silly and horrible way than in the first. canon, here Sky apologizes for behaving like this and their relationship may have been confirmed, for all lovers of this
And Lightning votes himself to eliminate himself, you can think it's crazy, but it was what I came up with, but it seems that his father will be very disappointed in him when he sees it
The next episode, our newly merged campers will have to run all over the island in search of the ingredients for a well-frozen dish, while a new evil begins to get away with it, wait for it soon...