Remaining Contestants:
Boys: Cameron, Cody, Harold, Mike, Scott, Shawn
Girls: Dawn, LeShawna, Sky, Zoey
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Chris: (Recapping last episode.) "Last time on Total Drama, Zoey started to have flashbacks of the past of her former "friendship" with Dakota. The contestants partnered up and went wild with balloon animals. And not the kind you think! Scott began to sabotage most of the contestants, Cameron betrayed Jo, and won immunity for his actions. Speaking of Jo, the evil jock-ette was sent packing! Only 10 players remain, and none of them are ready for how everything is about to change. Right here, right now, on Total! Drama! Madness!"
(Theme song plays)
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(The episode begins inside the losers cabin in the boys room, Harold is shown sleeping peacefully on the bottom bunk, snoring peacefully until someone rubs a feather on his nose, causing him to sneeze and at the same time put his hand on her face, which was full of whipped cream and filling it all over her face, causing her to wake up)
Harold: (spits) "Whipped cream? Not cool, Scott!" (Sees Scott sleeping on the other bunk) "Scott?"
(Suddenly the person who pulled the prank on Harold stands up in front of him, holding the pen and a can, and this person is none other than...)
Duncan: (smiling) "Morning, Harold!"
(And as if he had seen a ghost, Harold screamed at the top of his lungs)
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Harold: "This must be some kind of nightmare, WAKE ME UP!" (Takes a bucket of water and pours it over himself, sighs in relief) "Much better..." (looks at the bucket) "Wait, where did all this water come from?-" (gives a shocked look)
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(The boys wake up, as do the girls who enter the cabin)
Shawn: (coming out of the window and breaking it, holding a stick in defense) "I heard screams! Has anyone seen a zombie?!"
Duncan: "No, unless you count Harold after he see me" (points to Harold, and he was muttering and ticking his eye like crazy)
Cody: (gasps) "Duncan, is that you?"
LeShawna: "I thought you weren't with us this year"
Duncan: "Nah, it was just dumb Chris and his crazy ideas, plus I got a chance to prank Doris."
Scott: (sneering) "Ha, whipped cream? That's not a cruel prank."
Duncan: (defending himself) "Oh, sure it is."
Harold: (licks the cream off his face) "Hmm, sweetie."
LeShawna: (smirking) "Yeah, just like the Bad Captain's pranks"
Duncan: "Hey, are you saying I'm going soft?"
Scott: "Yeah, you're softer than a teddy bear" (laughs)
Duncan: "Oh yeah, you think that's soft, I'll show you how soft" (leaves the cabin)
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Duncan: "Everyone thinks I've gone soft and lost my nerve, it's time for bad boy time, I'll show you, I'll show everyone!"
End Confessional
(Duncan is seen behind the cabin, looking at the wall and shaking a paint can)
Duncan: "How about a classic? A skull and crossbones" (starts to paint the wall, and while he was doing his job, Dawn walked close to him and saw what he was doing)
Dawn: "Aww, what a cute bunny."
Duncan: (growls angrily and glares at her) "Don't call me that!"
Dawn: "I was talking about your painting"
Duncan: "Uh?" (Look at what he did, and that the painting actually looked like a rabbit's head) "It's not a bunny, it's emotional graffiti!" (He gets angry and hits the can with the wall, causing it to hit him too)
Dawn: "You should stop trying to be the bad boy."
Duncan: "Why should I?"
Dawn: "Because later on, you will, but at great cost-"
Duncan: (walks away) "Forget it, creepy girl, but thanks for the support" (Dawn shakes her head)
(Duncan is now seen walking on the dock, until he looks at Scott sitting down and smiles mischievously)
Duncan: (mumbles) "I know, I'll scare the farmer a bit" (walks towards him) "Hello, straw brain, I was wondering how-" (points scared) "Watch out, a Shark!"
(At that moment, Fang appears and eats part of the pier, but Scott had jumped at Scott, holding onto him, when Fang disappears)
Scott: "Woah, I almost got attacked by that clumsy shark again, thanks dude, you're very considerate" (Duncan sighs in defeat)
(Cut to Duncan walking again)
Duncan: "Ugh, why can't I do anything right?!" (Looks at the jeep and thinks of something) "That's it!" (Gets into the car) "I'll drive Chef's jeep to the sea, then we'll see who the bad guy is" (Tries to drive, but the car won't start) "Oh come on, it must be an engine failure!" (He gets out and opens the hood of the car and starts fixing it inside)
Chris: (over PA) "Attention competitors, gather outside, right next to our surprise guest, Duncan the Do-gooder!"
(All the competitors leave, when the Chef gets into his jeep)
Duncan: (growls) "I'm not!"
Chef: "Duncan, you fixed my jeep, you're a good guy!" (He drives off)
Duncan: "Ugh, this sucks!"
"Mike": "It's okay, dude" (Duncan looks at him, and realizes something) "What's wrong?"
Duncan: "Wait, I know you from somewhere?"
"Mike": (nervous) "Umm, no."
Duncan: "Of course, you're the type of-"
Chris: (using his megaphone at Duncan) "Enough talking to the competitors, Duncan!" (To the others) "Today I have a very special challenge for you, congratulations, you are already in the final 10, very soon one of you will be able to win the coveted prize"
Zoey: (to Cameron) "Together no matter what"
Cameron: "Big finale friendship, here we go!" (high five)
"Mike": "Um, can I be a part of this?"
(Zoey nods, as does Cameron, but the latter looks doubtful)
Cameron: "Sure"
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Cameron: (nervous) "For now..."
Zoey: "I convinced Cameron to trust Mike again, he says that's not Mike. Well, maybe Mal is one of Mike's alternate personalities, but there's no way it's the other way around! Anyway, I THINK that Mike is in control again. Let's ask the tarot!" (Pulls out a deck of crudely made tarot cards) "So what's next for Mike, 'The Lone Prisoner, Creepy Tower, and the Wicked Goblin.' I couldn't remember all the cards, so I made some up."
Mal: "It's so easy to imitate Mike. Even Zoey has no idea I'm not him, I should have done this YEARS ago." (laughs darkly)
(Cut to the inside of Mike/Mal's brain, Mike continues to pull on the rock)
Mike: (grunts in exhaustion) "Man, what a bummer! (Looks up in fear) ooh, wait." (Camera pans to reveal an ominous tower growing straight from the ground, spikes sticking out at odd angles, and a large glowing light on top) "What's with the top of that tower? It looks like-"
(Suddenly, a series of floating question marks fly past him, each saying "who?" Mike grabs one of them and uses it to cut his chain)
Mike: "Yeah!"
Question marks: (flying) "Why? Why?"
Mike: "Because yes!" (Mike runs out, a few meters later he finds a support made of brain matter, Chester, is chained to it)
Mike: "Chester! Are you..." (Sees the logo of the stand, which is a silhouette of Mal's face on a skateboard) "Selling skateboards?"
Chester: (Walks up to Mike, chained to the post by the ankle, holding a skateboard) "That was Mal's idea."
Mike: (gasps with an idea) "Maybe you can help me fight him and get control of my mind back!"
Chester: "Who Mal? Ooh, why is he the craziest snapper to ever break a-"
Mike: "Chester! Will you help me?"
Chester: (smiles) "Uh, what the hell, I'm with you, Mike!" (He hands Mike the skateboard. Mike slams it into the chain, breaking it.)
Mike: "Alright, let's go! To the weird spooky tower!" (Run)
Chester: "Yeah, kid..." (Walks slowly behind him) "This will probably end badly..."
(Back to reality)
Chris: "Mhhm, yeah! (Walks around in a captain's hat, turns off his phone) "The guy thinks I'm color blind, AS IF! Whatever..." (Stands in front of his TV with a map of the island on he ) "This week's challenge is a regatta around the island."
Shawn: "A re-what?"
Chris: (Annoyed) "Regatta, a boat race?"
LeShawna: "Then why didn't you say that?"
Chris: "Because I have class, hello?"
(The TV monitor shows an animation of 10 icons with the faces of the players walking around the island.)
Chris: "The first person to circumnavigate the entire island wins immunity and a night at the spa hotel. Don't worry, our guest Duncan will keep things interesting by providing you with some 'hurdles'."
Duncan: "Oh nice..." (looks at the competitors who look nervous)
(The monitor shows 10 ships)
Chris: "Some of the boats are seaworthy." (Two of the boats sink) "Some sink great. And they're all first come, first served, right now. Oh, and ONE more thing, the last person to cross the finish line will be eliminated!"
(Everyone gasps in shock, looking more nervous)
Chris: "You better pick your boats wisely, because you'll be doing just..." (Yells into his megaphone and blows the air horn) "NOW!" (everyone cheers and runs straight to the pier)
Sky: (running past LeShawna) "Let's go!"
Duncan: (runs, approaching them) "Hey girls, would you like a secret?"
LeShawna: (in disbelief) "Um, why should we?"
Duncan: "Because I have to warn you about guys like Mike."
LeShawna: (scoffs) "Ha, like he's a threat."
Duncan: "Seriously, believe me, I've known him since juvie when his name was Mal"
(Sky and LeShawna look at each other, before starting to laugh
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LeShawna: "Duncan thinks Mike was a bad guy in juvie with him, what a wake up call, poor thing...(laughs again)
End Confessional
(We cut now to the pier, where Harold arrives first and jumps on the first boat he sees, a speedboat and sails off)
Chris: (over PA) "And Harold's the first to set sail!"
(LeShawna and Sky arrive and they both decide to go on another speedboat together)
Chris: (appearing in his jet-pack) "And LeShawna and Sky decide to go together as sisters, even though only one of them will win, interesting"
("Mike" suddenly jumps into the powerboat, and punches the controls causing them to spark and sputter. He jumps to the rowboat, grabs its anchor, and sends it straight through the bottom, causing the boat to sink. He then leaps to the rubber raft, pulls the plug, and lets the air out of it. He jumps on the grass canoe causing it to break apart, and finally jumps into the Boat of Losers.)
Zoey: (Calls out as she and Cameron run up to the boat) "Mike!" ("Mike" puts his hair back up and takes off with the Boat of Losers) "Oh..." (Points to the powerboat) "He left us the powerboat!" (She and Cameron jump in the powerboat and turn on the ignition, only for it to sputter and suddenly sink. Cameron glares at the sheepish-looking Zoey) "It was already rusty.."
Cameron: (Points to the wooden raft) "Guess the raft will have to do!"
(Cut to both of them on the raft holding large sticks for oars; then Scott and Shawn jump on the raft.)
Cameron: "Hey, get your own boat!"
Shawn: "This is the only one that floats!
Zoey: "No time to debate, let's go! And start paddling!" (Scott and Shawn paddle with their arms while Zoey and Cameron use the sticks as oars.)
Chris: (Jetpacks into view) "And the riff-raff ride the rickety raft! (Chuckles) I am hilarious!"
(Cody is the last to arrive at the pier, but realizes that there are no boats)
Cody: "Oh no, there are no boats, what am I going to do?"
?: "Cody?"
(Cody freaks out, looking back on the water and seeing Dawn in a canoe, holding a paddle.)
Cody: "Oh, um, that's you, I'm just saying..." (does a "cool" pose) "What's up?" (almost slips off the dock)
Dawn: "I just came to invite you to come to my canoe, of course, you don't have another means of transportation that will take you to the goal, so-"
Cody: "YES! I just want to say...yes"
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Cody: "It's my chance, finally the Cody-meister will conquer the right girl!"
End Confessional
(Cut to Harold smugly accelerating, only for his speedboat's engine to sputter and die suddenly)
Harold: "Oh crap!" (hits the ignition over and over again) "Please, work!"
("Mike" speeds by on the Ship of Losers.)
Chris: (Blows air over head) "And Mike takes the lead! But will he hold it to the end of Coconut Alley?"
Mal: "Coconut Alley?" (A coconut hits him on the head and his hair returns to its normal state) "Ouch!"
(Scroll up to reveal the Duncan in the hot air balloon, sending a bucket of coconuts down)
Duncan: "Sorry Mike, oh I should say...Mal"
(Mal returns to the cabin before the coconuts land)
(Cut to LeShawna and Sky on their boat)
Chris: "The Wonder Twins are coming to Coconut Alley!"
(Duncan chuckles as he sends out another bucket of coconuts)
Skyy: (looks up nervously) "Uh oh...what's that?" (The entire load of coconuts falls on her head. She stumbles.)
LeShawna: (Yelling at Duncan) "Hey!" (Sky screams and falls overboard, but LeShawnala grabs Sky's leg and pulls her back to safety) "Whoo!"
Sky: "Thanks LeShawna, I almost fell!"
LeShawna: (smiling) "I would never let that happen! Sis to Sis to the end!" (bump fists)
Chris: "Boring! Better up the ante, Dun-Gooder!"
Duncan: (Holding up a small stick of dynamite) "Sorry girls, it's not my fault, but I'm a bad guy" (He drops the stick of dynamite. The stick falls directly on the engine and they explode, both girls scream in surprise; they are unharmed, but the motor is broken)
LeShawna: (Groaning) "Oh great. This stupid engine is broken!"
(Cut to Harold fiddling with his boat's engine, which spews out a puff of black smoke. Scott, Zoey, Cameron, and Shawn's raft pulls up behind him.)
Scott: (sneering) "Hey, skeleton arms! Engine trouble?"
Harold: (Slides back into the driver's seat. The boat starts up and splashes the raftmates in a huge wave, drenching all four of them) "Not anymore!" (Series)
Scott/Shawn/Cameron: "HEY!"
Zoey: (sighs) "If only we had an engine..."
Cameron: (thinks and gasps) "Got it!" (grabs Scott by the shirt and pushes him into the water)
Scott: (resurfaces from the water, angry) "HEY! What do you think you're doing?!"
Cameron: "Sorry Scott, nothing personal! (Points off screen) "I'm just pulling our engine in!"
(Scott looks confused where he's pointing, the tip of Fang's fin piercing the water and rising as he swims closer)
Scott: (scared) "Oh no, no-no-no-no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!..."
Cameron: "Fang has a little obsession with Scott"
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Duncan: (sighs) "Until Cameron's meaner than me, and he's like a talking pencil!"
End Confessional
Chris: (flying in the sky) "So far, everyone's still alive!" (Smiles) "But really, what are the chances of that continuing? Find out when we come back, with more Total! Drama! Madness!"
(Commercial Break)
(We now cut to Cody and Dawn paddling quietly, but Cody notices this)
Cody: "Hey, it's not to pressure you or anything, but we should row faster"
Dawn: "Calm down, I know what I'm doing, having a strong race won't fix things, besides, we can't just talk for a moment"
Cody: (smiling) "Well, you asked for it..."
(Meanwhile, Scott is hanging from the now-taped pole, Shawn holding him tight while Cameron ties some rope into a knot.)
Shawn: "Here, Sharky, Sharky!"
Scott: "Stop TALKING!"
(Fang's fin gets even closer.)
Cameron: "Almost done!" (quickly tying a rope) "Zoey, tie the other end to the raft!"
Zoey: "Guys, this is crazy!" (Fly and tie the rope to the post anyway)
Cameron: "Please trust us Zoey. I promise it will work...ish-"
(Fang slips into the noose and begins fruitlessly chasing Scott, causing the raft to move forward. He screams in terror as Fang's head swings inches from him, opening his mouth and razor-sharp fangs.)
Zoey: (nervous) "Hold on Scott, you're doing great!"
Shawn: "Great idea, dude! But too villainous..."
(Cameron is confused by that)
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Cameron: (worried) "Oh man, am I turning into a villain? I didn't want to…just try to make Scott a hero?"
End Confessional
(Cut to LeShawna and Sky, the former hitting the dead engine), as Harold rides over them, and Scott yells as the raft rolls past the others)
Chris: (rolls over both) "This just in, Mike's still got the upper hand! And, thanks to the new riff-rafters 'engine', and with the platonic duo going, guess who's slowing down?"
Sky: "Are we losing?"
LeShawna: (growls and hits the engine again) "Come on you piece of trash!"
(Sky takes an oar from the boat and sits in the front, rowing)
(Cut back to the riff-rafters, as Scott continues to yell, Duncan drops a stick of dynamite on them)
Shawn: (Sees the dynamite) "Coming in, hold on tight!" (He grabs the cartridge and puts it out with his finger) "Haha, you couldn't stop me, could you, Duncan?" (Duncan snaps his fingers in annoyance)
Zoey: (points off camera) "Wow, is that where Chris lives?" (The shot shows the old lodging in Playa de Losers)
Duncan: (looking lustfully) "It's so beautiful..." (looks at the dynamite mischievously) "To destroy..." (jumps out of the hot air balloon and swims towards the mansion)
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Duncan: "If you think I've gone soft or lost my Mojo, maybe I've found a way to set things straight."
End Confessional
Scott: (Looks ahead in horror) "Piranhas, go ahead!" (piranhas jump in and out of the water) "Nimble, toothy piranhas!"
Cameron: "And Mike! We could catch it!"
("Mike" was ahead of the boat)
Zoey: "But who are we going to catch up with? If only there was a way to make sure he was really Mike and not some alternate personality!"
Cameron: "There is a way. If you were to get yourself into some kind of danger!"
Zoey: (gasps) "That's it! That gives me a crazy idea! Wish me luck guys!"
Shawn: "Zoey! Where do you think you're going?"
(Suddenly, Zoey jumps out of the raft and stands on one of the sticks, she looks startled at the piranhas surrounding her)
Zoey: "Oh no, help!"
Shawn: (looking incredulously) "She knows she can fly, right?"
Cameron: "She's just trying to get attention"
Zoey: (pleading) "Mike, HELP ME!"
(As Zoey yells, "Mike" from the boat, she gasps)
(Inside her head again, where Mike and Chester stop in their journey when they hear Zoey's voice scream)
Mike: "Zoey? Zoey!"
(Mike suddenly disappears and Mal reappears in his place. Chester freaks out when he sees him.
Mal: "What the...?"
(Cut to outside, where Mike gasps, being himself)
Mike: (confused) "Hey, why am I on a boat?" (looks out of the booth, as Harold speeds past him)
Chris: "Harold takes the lead!"
Harold: (triumphantly) "Too easy!"
(Mike sees Zoey screaming in the distance)
Mike: (terrified) "Oh my God, Zoey!"
(Meanwhile, inside Mike's head)
Mal: "Oh no, you will NOT!" (growls, before disappearing and Mike reappearing in his place)
Mike: "Zoey, I-" (Looks around and sees she's back in her head) NOOOOO!"
Zoey: (from outside) "Miiiiiiiike!"
Chester: "I don't know what's going on! But it's scary!"
Mike: "Zoey's in trouble and there's nothing I can do!" (growls) "When I get out of here, Mal is going to pay!"
(Cut to reality, Zoey's pole begins to slowly lower into the water)
Zoey: (Screaming) "Help me!"
"Mike": (Goes back to the boat, imitating Mike again) "Oh, uh, hold on! The engine won't start!" (Makes engine sputtering noises)
Zoey: (At the very end of the post) "Help, really!"
Cameron: (He, Scott and Shawn pass the boat) "Mike, Zoey's in danger!"
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Mal: (groans) "Only because otherwise I'd look 'suspicious'"
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Zoey: (Pleading with the piranhas) "Please don't eat me!"
(At that moment, the boat returns and "Mike" grabs her lap)
"Mike": (falsely saying) "Sorry it took so long, I'm just glad you're okay!" (They put their heads together.)
Confessionals
Zoey: "I knew it! I knew he wouldn't let me die" (faints in love) How romantic! I LOVE HIM!"
Mal: (laughs) "Naive girl..."
End Confessionals
(Meanwhile, Cody and Dawn kept rowing, and talked to each other)
Dawn: "So this is why you're here, to get away from Sierra?"
Cody: (sighs) "Yeah, she and I aren't right for each other, neither are Gwen and...any girl I've ever talked to before."
Dawn: "Well, it seems that if you have something in common with one of them"
Cody: (surprised) "Really? Which one?" (Dawn stares at him and he realizes) "You?"
Dawn: "Exactly"
Cody: (lustfully) "Wow, that means what-"
Dawn: "NO, I only said it because he didn't plan on having relations with you, Cody, I'm not in the stage to do that"
Cody: "Wh-what?"
Dawn: "I'm afraid I'm not in love with you, but I'm not going to break your heart, are you okay?"
Cody: (lying) "N-no" (chuckles) "I'm totally okay..."
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Cody: (laying down while crying quietly)
End Confessional
(Cut to LeShawna and Sky again; Sky is still rowing and LeShawna is still pounding on the motor)
LeShawna: "Why don't you turn it on?!" (The engine suddenly sputters and starts again)
Sky: (stops rowing) "Finally! Let's go!" (accelerate)
(Cut to Chris and Chef standing on the pier of shame, a buoy with the finish line flag floating past them)
Chris: "All boats are in the home stretch! Who's going to win immunity tonight?"
(Harold comes speeding up smugly. Suddenly, his boat begins to make crackling noises and he slows down, stopping just inches from the flag.)
Harold: "Dammit!"
Chris: "Uhh! Harold's chances of winning have stalled, as has his engine!"
(Cut to Zoey and "Mike" in the cabin of the boat)
Zoey: (points to the finish line) "Almost there!"
(Cut to Cameron, Scott and Shawn, Cameron and Shawn struggle to hold the pole as the Ship of Losers, beyond them, Scott continues to yell and wave his arms away from Fang)
Shawn: "They're ahead of us!"
Cameron: "Help, Zoey!"
(Zoey looks back worried, "Mike" doesn't care)
Zoey: (runs to the other side) "Oh no, we have to help them!"
"Mike": (Pretending not to listen) "What?"
Zoey: "I said we-"
(She is interrupted by LeShawna and Sky speeding by, cheering.)
"Mike": (smiles as he rolls his eyes) "Sorry, I can't hear you!"
Shawn: "Someone please help!"
Cameron: (Struggles to hold Scott) "Sorry Scott, we can't hold you anymore!"
(Cameron and Shawn pull Scott down a bit as Fang bites into the bottom of his shirt and pulls him down. But the pole is raised and Scott is thrown into the air, screaming.)
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Scott: (in a fetal position, shaking with fear) "N-never make an enemy of a c-creature with more teeth than your whole f-family combined, EVER!"
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(Scott lands face-first on the raft, as he stands up and glares at Shawn and Cameron)
Scott: "YOUR turn to be eaten by fish!
(Scott pushes them both into the water. Fang runs towards them, as they hug each other in fear, and Fang is about to bite him, when he stops and sniffs at them, and suddenly Fang swims away, much to Scott's annoyance.)
Scott: "Huh, I guess you wanted a meal, not an snacks" (points to Shawn and Cameron) "You two get back here and start rowing!"
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Cameron: "Maybe I was mean to Scott, but Fang would only have chewed on him for a minute before letting him go, right?" (swallows)
Shawn: "If I was Scott, and they made me zombie bait, I would have done the same thing"
End Confessional
(Cut back to Harold trying to start the engine as Chris and Chef laugh at him. LeShawna and Sky quickly approach)
LeShawna: "What is Harold doing? His engine must have died!"
Sky: "I think this is our chance, unless you-"
LeShawna: "Nah, let's win anyway" (they both give a high five)
(A ship's horn sounds as "Mike" and Zoey catch up to them)
Sky: "Hurry up, they're beating us!"
LeShawna: "Not on my yacht!"
(She speeds up more. Harold's boat continues to sputter, as the others get closer and faster, LeShawna and Sky cheering, Harold sees this and starts the motor faster, the girls get closer and closer, until Harold finally manages to start the boat. engine on time and crossed the finish line before them)
Chris: "Uhhhhh, Harold wins by an inch! Sky and LeShawna are second" (The losers boat crossed the finish line along with "Mike" and Zoey) "Zoey and Mike are third" (The raft arrived with Scott , Cameron and Shawn, the latter two paddling by hand as Scott glared at them and crossed his arms) "Scott, Cameron and Shawb might have been near last, but they were definitely the most fun, 'a meal, not an snacks' '"
(Chris started laughing uncontrollably as Chef rolled his eyes)
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Scott: Pff, that wasn't that funny, Chrs.
End Confessional
(We return to Dawn and Cody)
Dawn: (points off camera) "Look, the finish line!"
(Both reach the finish line, just a few centimeters from it)
Cody: (realizes something) "Wait a minute, are we the last ones?"
Chris: "Yes, you are the last, if this was a team race, both of you would go, but since this is individual, only one of you must cross the finish line to save yourself"
Dawn: (sighs) "Well I guess I'm done here, the universe didn't want me to win such a wicked game"
Chris: "Hmm, wicked."
Dawn: "But what the universe does want me to do is-"
Cody: (interrupts her, getting up) "NO, you go ahead, I'll stay"
(The other campers gasp in shock)
Dawn: (surprised) "But Cody, I already told you that I didn't want to be in love with you, why do you want to eliminate yourself for me?"
Cody: "You may not be my girlfriend, but you are my friend, also, I think I already had a victory, and I want you to have it, so go"
Dawn: "Awwww, Cody, you're so nice" (gets up and climbs on the dock, when the bell rings)
Chris: "And that's been the whole race, Dawn comes second to last and Cody will have a date with the Flush of Shame tonight" (Cody frowns in defeat)
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Cody: "Maybe what I did was right, I finally did something significant?"
End Confessional
(All the campers gathered at the dock with Chris and Chef)
Chris: "Hey, has anyone seen Dun-?"
(A big explosion was heard in a part of the island)
Zoey: "What the hell was that?!"
(Chris used his binoculars and gasped when he saw his mansion in pieces from afar)
Chris: "MY COTTAGE!"
(Skyy took the binoculars and looked at the shattered beach)
Sky: "You call that a cottage? It was a mansion!"
(In the destroyed mansion, Duncan can be seen in the arena celebrating and laughing)
Duncan: "Who's the good guy now?!" (Laughs)
(Back at the dock)
Chris: "So many...lost...pictures...of me"
Chef: (consoling Chris) "We'll build you another cottage."
Sky: "It wasn't a cottage!"
Chris: (sighs sadly) "As the winner of the challenge, Harold has immunity and a night at the spa, and he can take one person with him."
Harold: (to LeShawna, gracefully) "Would you accept, my noble lady?"
LeShawna: (in front of her face) "You know what?!" (Smiles tenderly) "I think so"
Chris: "I'll see the rest at the elimination ceremony"
(As everyone leaves, "Mike" approaches Cameron)
"Mike": "Hey, Cam, I wanted to apologize for letting you go, is that the other boats were broken, and I couldn't take them with you in time, you apolog me?"
Cameron: (sneers at him, but then shakes his hand) "You know, you're right, maybe I was a little harsh on you, apology accepted."
"Mike": "Sweet..."
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"Mike": "One by one they will all be deceived, and whoever dares to defy me, I will dispose of" (laughs evilly as fire in his background appears behind him)
End Confessional
(G)
(We now cut to the elimination ceremony, with Chris, and the rest of the contestants with Duncan, while Chris is depressed.)
Chris: (Sighs sadly.) "Alright.. As you may know, that Cody will be getting the flush tonight..You know how many statues of me were lost in that explosion?! Five!!"
Scott: "Hey! Can't we just flush that geek already?"
Chris: "Ok, before we do, I have a VERY special surprise for Boom-Boom over here!" (Points at Duncan.)
Duncan: "Aww, Chris you shouldn't have!"
(Just then, two cops come out, and one puts handcuffs on Duncan's hands behind his back.)
Cop: "You're under arrest for the destruction of a private cottage!"
Sky: (Face-palms.) "It was not a-" (Growls in anger.)
Leshawna: "What's the matter, Mr. Deliquient? I hope looking that cool is worth getting locked up again." (Chuckles.)
Duncan: "It is! I'm gonna rule that juvie!"
Chris: "Juvie? Uh, first of all, you're 18 now. Second, you destroyed a MAJOR piece of property!" (Glares at him.) "It's a Big Boy Jail for you, bro! And It's gonna be a REAL slammer!" (Chuckles.)
Duncan: (The cops then drag him to the dock of shame, where there was a police boat in front.) "Uh, Wait! It was an accident! Come on guys, have a heart! I-I didn't know I weren't supposed put a toaster in the microwave! (The cops then throw him to the boat, then the officers get on the boat.) "Agh, snuggle-muffins!"
(The boat then rides off)
Harold: (Sighs in relief) "Justice is served after all of these years."
Chris: "Ok, now, Cody, time for you to take the Flush!"
(Cody sighs sadly)
(We now cut to the Flush of Shame with Cody in it)
Chris: "So, any final words?"
Cody: "Yes, I-"
Dawn: "Wait." (Walks to Cody.) "Before the giant toilet can take you, I have a confession to make." (Looks nervously.) "I love you."
Cody: (Shocked.) "Really?"
Dawn: (nods in response) "Yes..." (then she kisses Cody on the lips, as he kisses her back, then she pulls away.) "This will be you're LAST kiss with me...at least the way you see me now" (winks him, for he confussion)
Chris: (Fake smiling.) "How sweet. Now time for your first date with the flush!" (Pushes the button, which sends Cody down the drain, screaming. As Dawn sighs sadly.) "Who's next to take a paddle in the big porcelain pond? Find out for sure, when we return for another all-new episode of Total! Drama! Madness!"
(End Credits)
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Bonus Clip:
(Scene cuts out when in a bathroom, the toilet spews water and Cody climbs out, his head stuck in the seat)
Cody: (spitting out water) "Yuck, I got out of the toilet, how the hell could this happen?" (Looks around) "I'm in a bathroom, but whose?-"
(Suddenly the bathroom door opens, and a person enters, and this was none other than Sierra, who was happy to see Cody)
Sierra: (squealing) "CODY! My wish came true! You're back, now we'll be alone in the bathroom for a while" (chuckles)
Cody: (shocked) "Wait what?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (Screams, as the bathroom door closed and the scene goes dark)
25th-Anne Maria
24th-Staci
23th-Izzy
22th-B
21/20th-Sugar
21/20th-Ella
19th-Lindsay
18th-Brick
17th-Ezekiel
16/15th-Justin
16/15th-Topher
14th-Sam
13th-Lightning
12th-Dakota
11th-Jo
10th-Cody
And here we are with another of the baddest episodes of TDAS, and this time we have the same things, and I want to clarify that Zoey's sweet scenes are to show how silly and naive she is, how love totally blinds her from reality , but I assure you that next time, she will change BIG.
This week's elimination goes to favorite geek Cody ending his love affair arc with Dawn, at least he was able to get his true love at last, that is if Sierra doesn't get in the way first.
And now let's talk about what surely surprised you, Duncan's cameo, and also what will surely make you very angry (I'm talking to you, amigo-hispanablante), Duncan's arrest was more than something I had to do for convenience plot, since I didn't have someone to do that, Mal wasn't the one, and giving Duncan a ride and letting him get arrested doesn't bother me that much, but if it does for you, that's fine, you can vent a little bit of your hate on that scene in the review, like I do sometimes :3, ONLY if it's not obviously attacking me, Duh
See you at the Aftermath again, this time leave a question for each of the following eliminated contestants: Sam, Lightning, Dakota, Jo, and Cody
See you there next month...