Remaining Contestants:
Boys: Cameron, Harold, Mike, Scott, Shawn
Girls: Dawn, LeShawna, Sky, ZoeyChris: (recaping the last episode): "Last time on Total Drama Madness, the remaining 10 campers went on a free-for-all race to the floating machines for a boat race around Wawanakwa! But, some floated better than others." , for some reason- (Coughs) Bad!" (Coughs again.) "And in a sudden appearance, Duncan provided some dynamite entertainment! And Duncan also proved he still had a little villain in him by blowing up my beautiful cottage!" (Cries a little) "In the end, Cody and Dawn were last at the finish line, but the valiant Cody gave his place to Dawn so that soon he was flushed down the toilet"
(Cut to Chris at the Dock of Shame)
Chris: "Nine players advance; soon, one more will be leaving! Who will it be? Stick around and watch, here in a very special episode of Total! Drama! Madness!"
(Theme Song plays)
(The episode begins outside the hotel-spa, where LeShawna in her bathing suit is in the hot tub)
LeShawna: (sighs) "This is life, the life I deserve, the life I'll have after I win the million dollars!"
Chris: (standing on the edge, covering himself with a towel) "Hey LeShawna, now that my cottage is destroyed I have nothing, now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go take a dip" (he sits in the jacuzzi while throwing his towel in LeShawna's face, and she walks out of there in disgust)
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LeShawna: (angrily) "Thanks Duncan, you may have blown up the lunatic host's mansion, but now he's invading my privacy!"
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(We cut into the hotel corridors, where Harold was walking with his arms crossed and shaking from time to time)
Harold: "H-how c-cold is it today t-this morning..." (suddenly notices a half-open door) "Uh, what's that?" (Opens the door and discovers the control room, where there are many screens with images of the island) "Wow, so this is where Chris sees everything, all the footage since we got here" (watches a DVD and takes it, that had something written on it) "'Mal's Greatest Hits'? But what is this?" (He puts the DVD in the VCR, and looks at the screen and it starts showing all of Mal's exploits since he showed up, breaking Sam's GameGuy, breaking Dakota's phone, as well as Cam's camera, and making tripping over Harold, causing him to gasp in shock) "Hasn't Mike been Evil all this time? And he's done all these terrible things to me and everyone else?"
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Harold: (nervous) "I can't believe I'm saying this, but...I miss Duncan."
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Harold: "I'm not going to stay silent in this situation!" (The DVD comes out of the player and Harold puts it in with him) "Hello, valuable proof..."
(Cut to Zoey walking through the woods, until she notices a couple of birds singing on a tree branch, so she climbs up the tree and smiles at the birds)
Zoey: "Good morning, pretty birds!"
(The little birds, seeing her and with their sharp teeth, get scared and fly away, leaving Zoey sad)
Zoey: "Oh come on..." (a squirrel climbs out of a hole, but when it sees Zoey, it squeals in fright and goes back inside, causing her to sigh)
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Zoey: (crying and looking at her monster hands) "Ever since I became this, everyone has looked at me with horror and fear, they think I'm a horrible scary monster, and that's why I never made any friends at school, at least I have Mike and Cameron, without them, I don't know what I would do!"
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(Zoey arrives at the cabins sadly, and Cameron sitting on the stairs with his notebook, the sad note)
Cameron: "What's wrong, Zoey?"
Zoey: "Ugh, I'm sick of being this horrible mutant that I am now, I wish I was normal again"
Cameron: "In that case, you're in luck, I just wanted to talk to you about it" (shows him his notebook, which is full of notes and equations) "I tried to formulate a retro-mutagen after last season, and with these calculations and a good science development that I have right now, I can make your genes heal and return to normal"
Zoey: (excited) "Really?!" (grabs Cameron and shakes him wildly) "Can you really do that to me?!"
Cameron: "Yes, actually, we can do it tonight, after the challenge."
Zoey: (drops him) "YES! After today, I'll go back to the normal and beautiful girl I used to be!"
Cameron: (glances at her concerned) "Zoey, aren't you being too superficial? That's just outward appearance."
Zoey: "But it's the truth, Cam, just look at me, who wanted to date a freak like me?"
Cameron: "Um, well Mike, I think"
Zoey: "But Mike isn't paying attention to me anymore, I think he doesn't like me anymore for who I am"
Cameron: "Don't say that, Zoey, Mike will love you no matter how bright"
Zoey: "Yeah, maybe I'm wrong, he loves me"
Chris: (over PA) "Attention 8 contestants, and the mutant dragon here" (Zoey grunts in annoyance) "Report inside the Mess Hall right now!"
(We cut now inside the Mess Hall, where the 9 contestants were there, waiting)
LeShawna: "When is it going to get to psycho over and over?"
Dawn: "I don't know, but we're in danger right now"
LeShawna: "Yeah, in danger of beating him up"
(When "Mike" arrives, Zoey approaches him excitedly)
Zoey: "Mike, guess what? I'm going back to normal today!"
"Mike": "Wow, I'm glad about that, Zoey!"
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Mal: (chuckles) "Of course I'm not happy, once I get rid of that freak girl, I'll be out of trouble once I'm in full control..."
(Meanwhile inside his mind, the real Mike and Chester kept walking, this time looking tired)
Chester: "When are we going to get to that damn tower?! My feet are killing me!"
Mike: "We would walk faster if it was this type of ground" (looks at the ground, which was light pink with wrinkles)
Chester: "It's not a floor, this brain"
Mike: "My brain?"
Chester: "Yeah, airhead, this brain is Mal's control right now."
Mike: "Mal? That means if I can control my brain, I can control my outside self, great idea Chester" (pulls out part of the brain, shapes it until it's rectangular and flat) "Okay, this should work.. ." (then the rectangle transforms into a tablet) "Sweetie, now we have a tablet"
Chester: "Aww, young people and their new technology, in my day, we called a stick and a stone technological advances"
Mike: "I just have to think about where I am right now..." (tablet lights up, showing his perspective outside) "The Mess Hall, and there are the others" (looks at Zoey next to him, and gasps) "Zoey!" (Suddenly a telecommunication antenna goes up on the tablet)
(In reality, "Mike" gasps and looks around, his eyes now glowing blue.)
Mike: (in his normal voice) "Zoey, can you hear me?!"
Zoey: "Uh? Mike, what's going on?"
Mike: "Listen to me, Zoey, we're in great danger now!"
Zoey: "Danger where?!"
Shawn: (looking horrified) "Uhhhh, why are he eyes blue?"
Mike: "There's no time to explain, something bad is coming, Zoey, you should know about-"
(Before telling him something, a steel ball was thrown from outside, when the ball falls to the ground, it releases a purple gas from it, which shoots out among everyone, making everyone cough and make them faint, when the screen goes dark )
(The screen then lights up, to show the campers asleep and knocked out on the ground, and also inside a very familiar forest)
Sky: (getting up and opening her eyes, and finding out where they were) "Oh, dammit! We're back in the Fun Zone!"
(The camera zooms out, revealing the interior of the Fun Zone, very close to the entrance)
Chris: (behind the campers) "Exactly!" (The others look at him, and he notices that the Chef was next to him) "Welcome back inside the nice and safe Fun Zone, patent pending"
Zoey: (shudders at the sight) "Ugh, why do I have to spend my last day as a mutant with the other mutants?"
Shawn: "So what? Let's go collect more eggs?"
Chris: "No."
Dawn: (sighs in relief) "It's nice that the poor mutants that live here aren't involved in this."
Chris: "Actually yes, your next challenge will be to catch a mutant"
Scott: (grabs Zoey's arm) "Here's one, and it's really ugly!" (laughs as she glares at him)
Chris: "Um, I was referring to a mutant animal, yes, they should leave it alive since this animal is going to be their friend"
Zoey: (scoffs) "Friends? Who would be friends with freaks like them?" (Cameron looks at her concerned)
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Cameron: "Zoey worries me a lot, she has never rejected animals like that, it's like she never learned her lesson"
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Chris: "Well, the challenge is based on one of the weirder movie genres of the second season, animal friends, or should I say, mutant friends" (walks to the front and looks at them) "Your mission will be to search the forest for a mutant animal from the Fun Zone, which will be assigned by these random pictures of this hat" (he pulls out a hat, which had little pictures of the mutants on it) "Take one, and when you find your mutant, just bring it here near the entrance, the first to arrive here with his mutant wins a very important reward for the second part of the challenge, Harold, you won the previous challenge, so you can serve first"
Harold: "Yes..." (approaches and takes a photo of the hat, when she sees it she is confused) "What? There's nothing here!" (The photo I had didn't have any animals, just the forest near the ground)
Chris: "Of course there is, dude, it's in front of you"
Harold: "Where?! There is absolutely NOTHING here! I want another animal!"
Chris: "Sorry, you take it, you keep it"
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Harold: "There is no animal that can become invisible, or at least that is counting the forest"
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(LeShawna takes a photo, and looks at it, it was of a mutant maggot)
LeShawna: "A maggot? I was expecting something dangerous, not something gross."
(Shawn took a photo, and looked at the image of a frog with three eyes)
Shawn: "A frog? Well, it's not a bad thing after all."
(Sky took a photo, and looked at the image of a beaver with spikes on its back)
Sky: "A spiked beaver? Um, maybe the frog was a better idea."
(Cameron takes a photo, and looks at the image of a laser squirrel)
Cameron: "A laser squirrel? That looks really dangerous...but perfect for studying."
(Zoey takes a photo, and looks at the image of a goat with bat wings)
Zoey: "Ugh, are you seriously? I have to catch this creature?"
Chris: "Hey, on the bright side, you're both the same"
Zoey: "Ewwwww what?! Me and this weird creature are not the same!"
Dawn: (grabs her arm) "Zoey, please, you need to stop acting like that and start-"
Zoey: (pulls her arm away from her, glaring at her in disgust and annoyance) "Don't touch me, you weirdo!"
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Dawn: "Zoey's aura has been corrupted, her obsession with returning to normal has made her despise mutants more than ever, now she is just a person who only cares about her physical appearance"
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("Mike" takes a photo, and looks at the image of a mutant gopher)
"Mike": "Uh, a gopher? Big deal"
Cameron: "But Mike, you're supposed to be terrified of those gophers."
"Mike": (realizes and pretends) "Oh yes, uhhhh, that's scary"
(Inside his mind, Mike and Chester were looking at the image of the gopher from the tablet)
Mike: "A gopher? Oh you must be kidding!"
Chester: "Animals aren't as friendly anymore as they were in my day!"
(Back in the real world, Dawn takes a photo, and looks at the image of a giant crocodile with tentacles, also known as Croc-Topus)
Dawn: "Oh my, I seem to have it very easy"
Shawn: "Are you serious? You got the biggest one of all the mutants!"
Zoey: (sneering) "Never mind, that weirdo obviously likes hanging out with the other weirdos anyway" (everyone gives her strange looks) "What?"
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Zoey: "Oh my godness, am I really acting like this?! I didn't mean to, I'm becoming a bad friend, and a bad person!"
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Scott: (approaching Chris) "I guess I'll get the last one, I'm sure it'll be easier for me..." (he takes the last photo, but when he looks at it he bristles with fear)
Cameron: "Scott, what's wrong?" (Looks at the photo of Scott, which was an image of more or less than Fang) "Oh oh, it's Fang"
(Scott yells as he runs to the front door and starts pounding on it)
Scott: "Get me out of here, please get me out of here!"
(Suddenly, Chef grabs him by the shirt and pulls him towards Chris)
Chris: "Keep calm you coward, the biggest challenge is trying to challenge the mutants and train them to follow your orders, otherwise, you'll probably end up being their dinner, and well, what are you waiting for? Go get your pets! " (The horn sounds, when everyone runs into the forest, which is suddenly filled with roars)
(We now cut into the mutated forest, where Shawn was poking heads out of some bushes, and looks from a distance at the selected frog on a log)
Shawn: "First rule of stealth, 'be stealthy'"
(Then Shawn hides in the bush again, and suddenly lunges straight for the trunk, trapping the frog in a box)
Shawn: "Aha, I got you!" (Opens the box but there's nothing) "Uh? Where is it? I'm supposed to have caught it" (then looks over his head, and sees the frog perched on his hat) "What the-? How did he get to-? " (The frog just like him started to glow and then disappeared, then reappeared, Shawn looked down and noticed that he had teleported to the top of a very large tree) "Oh my gosh..."
(Cut to LeShawna, walking backwards, using a stick, with some berries attached to a string, drawing the attention of a crawling mutant maggot)
(Then we cut to Sky, who came out of the bushes and looked at the photo she had, then turned and looked from afar at a mutant beaver felling a tree, causing her to gulps)
(Then we cut to Cameron, who was slowly approaching a laser squirrel perched on a branch)
Cameron: "Hello little squirrel, I don't want to upset you or make you explode, I just want to know if you want some nuts" (he pulls a bag of nuts out of his sweatshirt and shakes it, but the sound of nuts makes a lot of noise) laser squirrels appear around him, looking at them fearfully as he swallows hard) "I didn't have this planned..."
(Cut now to Scott, walking through the woods, holding a stick and looking around in panic)
Scott: (scared) "C-come here, Fangy, I don't want to hurt you" (without realizing it, Fang was following close behind him, when he turns around he stays behind his back, Scott comes back to turn around when Fang smirks)
(Now we cut to Zoey, coming out of a bush and looking from a big mountain of stones, a giant nest, next to a mutant goat sleeping there)
Zoey: (disgusted) "Yuck, a mutant, I should try to catch him without having to touch him, I wish Mike was here, he would help me a lot"
(Cut to "Mike", who was soon approaching a mutant gopher sleeping on the ground, smirks, as we see inside his mind, the real Mike and Chester who were watching this from the tablet)
Mike: "There must be some way to achieve this"
Chester: "Unless this silly magic box could be a communicator!"
Mike: (gasps) "That's it!"
(Back in the real world, "Mike" gasps, reverting back to Mike with blue eyes)
Mike: (to gopher) "Hey you stupid gopher, I'm talking to you!" (the gopher wakes up) "Come to me and attack me if you can!" (The gopher snarls angrily as it runs towards Mike, but he dodges to avoid it, and the gopher ends up colliding with a tree hole, getting stuck in it) "You should leave that for a while, in the meantime, I have to talk to someone, Zoey!"
(Back with Zoey, she was trying to climb the mountain, when she heard Mike)
Zoey: (gasps) "Mike! I need help!" (He comes down from the mountain and runs towards his voice)
Mike: "Zoey, come here, I have to tell you something, right now!"
Zoey: (offscreen) "Mike! Where are you?!"
(Back in Mike's head)
Mike: "Once I find her, I'm going to tell her all about Mal, and so-" (suddenly the tablet screen turns red and Mal's face logo) "What the-?" (The tablet explodes into pieces)
Chester: (scared) "They explode too!"
Mike: "Oh no, it's Mal!" (growls) "I have a feeling something very bad is going to happen."
(Back in reality, Zoey runs to find "Mike" on his back)
Zoey: "Mike, I finally found you! What did you want to tell me?"
"Mike": "We're done..."
Zoey: "Oh well..." (realizes and is shocked) "Wait, WHAT?!"
"Mike": "I already said it" (turns around, glares at her with arms crossed) "We're done with our relationship"
Zoey: (shocked) "Mike, tell me that's not true! What did I do?"
"Mike": "I'm afraid I can't be your boyfriend anymore"
Zoey: "But why?!"
"Mike": "You're a mutant! You're too dangerous, Zoey, therefore I can't be with you anymore!"
Zoey: (with tears in her eyes) "But, but..."
"Mike": "QUIET!" (Zoey is silent, as her eyes start to water) "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a challenge to win, goodbye forever, Zoey..." (walks off, leaving Zoey alone)
Zoey: (muttering) "Mike?" (sobs)
(Cut back to Scott, who kept walking, while Fang followed behind him, suddenly he felt a breath on his neck, and he turned fearfully and saw Fang smiling evilly at him, when Scott yelled and started running as Fang chased him)
(Now we cut into the forest swamp, where Dawn arrives near the edge in some bushes)
Dawn: "Hmm, this to be a good place to live..." (soon he saw Croc-topus walking through the swamp, while the ground trembled every time he did) "I think it will be easier than I thought. .."
(The camera moves to the other edge of the swamp, where Zoey walks, with a face of total sadness, she sits on the edge of the swamp, and looks at herself in the reflection of the water)
Zoey: "I've lost absolutely everything, my looks, my reputation, my friends..." (she pulls out a necklace from her blouse, which had Mike's face on it) "Now I've lost what I love the most, Mike" (looks at his reflection again) "Everyone is right about me, I'm nothing more than just a scary monster"
(She begins to cry and her tears fall into the water, vanishing her reflection, after crying she begins to growl, little by little more and more, until suddenly with her own hand she crushes the necklace and tears it to pieces, leaving it on the ground)
Zoey: (in a now dark voice) "If everyone thinks I'm a monster, then I'll be a monster..." (stands up and pulls the flower out of her hair and throws it to the lake) "Now...Zoey wants revenge! " (Roars in anger, she rips off the bottom of her red shirt, and ties it to her hair, like a ribbon, picks up some mud and smears it on her cheeks like a warrior) "Everyone will soon be afraid, because Zoey will no longer be good, shw will now be Commando Zoey!" (She laughs evilly, as the clouds start to get dark, and the screen goes black)
(Commercial Break)
(Now we cut to Harold, who was looking around the entire forest, he looked again at the photo he had and saw absolutely nothing)
Harold: "I don't understand, there's absolutely nothing here!" (Walks back) "I better tell Chris to assign me another animal"
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Harold: "I know it's some kind of tricky riddle, but there's absolutely nothing here! Geez!"
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Harold: (he was walking, when he started scratching his head) "Because all of a sudden I'm so itchy..."
(We cut now, to where the mutant goat slept in the nest, until a shadow woke her up, then I look at Zoey's figure flying, while she smiled evilly and covered her with something)
(Now we cut to Sky, who was being chased by the mutant beaver)
Sky: "Why did I have to get so close, he's more times bigger than me!"
(Suddenly she heard Cameron's scream, who was being chased by laser squirrels)
Cameron: "I just needed one of you!"
(Suddenly, Scott walks over him, who was being chased by Fang)
Scott: "I don't want to die today!"
(Now we cut to the beginning, where soon LeShawna was slowly approaching, while making the maggot follow her)
LeShawna: "That's it, we're almost there maggot, just take a few more steps and-"
(At that moment, a voice screams and falls to the ground, it was Shawn, with the mutant frog on his head)
Shawn: (painfully) "Ow, I never traveled that fast in my life..."
Chris: (using his megaphone) "Shawn got there first and gains the upper hand, everyone meet your animals here and now!"
(Sky arrived, being held by the mutated beaver)
Sky: (nervous, looking at the beaver) "Could someone give him something to eat before he eats me?"
(Cameron arrived too, this time tired, and holding one of the squirrels trapped in a jar with small holes)
Cameron: (looking at the squirrel) "Now I do have you-" (the squirrel growls at him, causing him to get a little scared)
(At that moment, Scott came screaming, along with Fang who was chasing him, until he climbed a tree and clung to the top of a branch, avoiding Fang's bites)
"Mike": (walking while whistling, holding the gopher with a rope tied around its neck) "Well, well, I didn't see you coming, how are you, mates and friends?"
Chris: (looking at a clipboard) "There are only three here" (Harold arrives, exhausted) "Now there are two"
Harold: "Chris, I still don't have my animal!"
Chris: (smirking) "Oh, looks like you did, mate."
Harold: "But where?!" (Suddenly he was drifted by a flying goat tied in a blanket, which carried him to the ground) "My clitoris..."
(They all look up, and see Zoey coming down, until she lands on the ground, looking seriously at the others)
Cameron: (confused and surprised) "Zoey, what just happened to you?"
Zoey: "Zoey now be Commando Zoey for you, wimp" (Cameron blanks)
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Cameron: "Now she's going to this? What's going on?!"
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Chris: "Ok, if my calculations are correct, there is only one left"
(Suddenly the ground begins to shake, when everyone sees Dawn, above the nose of the giant Croc-topus that just arrived)
Cameron: (startled) "It's giant!"
Dawn: "Calm down, my friends, he won't do any harm, he's totally harmless, so I don't expect rude words towards him" (glares at Zoey) "Right, Zoey?"
Zoey: "Pfft, Zoey doesn't disrespect mutants, they're friends with her."
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Cameron: "OK, now this is hypocrisy, there's no other way to say it!"
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(Now we cut to all the contestants, except Scott, along with his mutants, standing in a white line, with Chris in front of them)
Chris: "Time for the second challenge, Man and Mutant Race" (Sky coughs angrily) "And Woman too, it's very simple, you have to run through the entire Fun Zone in a straight line, on the other side you will find the finish line, BUT, you must take your mutant with you, as close as possible, if the two of you physically separate you will be disqualified! The first to reach the finish line completely together, will win immunity and the hotel-spa...and will also be able to select someone to stay on Boney Island for one night" (Everyone but Zoey widens their eyes at this) "Since Shawn won the first challenge, his reward is a leash for his...frog" (throws a blue leash on Shawn's head)
Shawn: "But that won't do!" (Points to the frog on his head) "This creature is insane and hard to catch!"
Chris: "Find yourself, dude, ok, time to warm up first"
Sky: (to the beaver, holding her) "How about you let me go, and you and I-" (the beaver hugs her, making her flinch with pain)
Cameron: (walking closer to Zoey) "Zoey, can you explain what's going on?"
Zoey: "Zoey doesn't have time to explain, she's just hungry for pain"
Cameron: "If being a mutant is what worries you, remember that this will end once you finish this challenge" (takes out his notebook)
Zoey: (grabs the notebook) "Zoey doesn't want to end this, she's already sealed her own fate" (suddenly, she spits fire at the notebook, burning it completely)
Cameron: (shocked) "Zoey, what are you doing?! That notebook had the calculations to get you back to normal!"
Zoey: "Well, Zoey doesn't want to be normal anymore, she's Commando Zoey now, seal my words!"
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Cameron: (rolled up) "Now this doesn't make any sense"
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Chris: "Now, on the count of three, get together..."
(LeShawna takes the maggot in her arms, "Mike" climbs the gopher on top of him)
Chris: "Get set..."
(Zoey grabs the goat and carries it in her upper arms, Sky is cooed by the beaver, who continues to hug her, Scott continues to dodge Fang's attacks in the tree)
Chris: "GO!"
(Everyone except Scott, they ran or their mutants carried them, everything was going well, until Shawn fell to the ground, holding the leash, he noticed that the frog was standing on the starting line, without moving)
Shawn: "Hey, that's not cool!"
(In the race, "Mike" was leading, with Zoey and LeShawna following.)
LeShawna: "I like your new look, sister"
Zoey: "Thanks, Zoey love your comment, but she wants to win the race" (pushes her to the ground) "See you later, sucker!"
LeShawna: (standing up, glares at her) "Oh, now you've messed with me this time, lass."
(Meanwhile, Scott kept avoiding Fang, until he talked to him)
Scott: "Listen, F-F-Fang, I know we've had our differences, but this time we have to work together" (Fang tries to bite him, but he dodges again) "I have an idea! If we win this race, maybe I can win the million, and I shared it with you, what do you think of a million fish for you? Uh?" (Fang's eyes widen and he licks his lips hungrily, and makes Scott climb on his head, riding him) "Aha, that's what I meant, buddy, come on!"
(While this was happening, Shawn kept trying to pull the frog, but it still didn't move)
Shawn: "Why the hell aren't you moving?!" (He approaches, and tries to grab the frog with his bare hands, until he pulls it out and discovers that it was fake) "What?! But how?! Where is it?!"
(Cut to "Mike" who was giggling while holding the real frog and then throwing it out)
Mal: "One enemy out, seven to go" (looks at Zoey, flying, approaching him, and smirks) "Hey, Zoey, eat dirt for me, you little monster!" (makes the gopher kick dirt back, falling into Zoey's eyes, making her fall, along with the goat she was holding)
Zoey: "Zoey will crush you for this!"
LeShawna: (running past her) "See you later, sista!"
Cameron: (arrives, standing next to Zoey) "Zoey, we should try to catch up with Mike and ask for his help!"
Zoey: "Don't mention that name, Zoey hate Mike!"
Cameron: (shocked) "What? But you love him!"
Zoey: "Not anymore, Zoey hate him after telling her what he said"
Cameron: "But what did he say?" (Zoey whispers to her, and Cameron gasps in shock at what she just heard) "What the-?!"
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Cameron: "Now Mike is broke up with Zoey?! This can't be happening! All my friends are betraying me or going crazy, it seems I'm alone now, I'm like a fly on a spider web, they all want to come for me!"
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(Meanwhile, Dawn was on top of Croc-topus, while he was walking through the small forest for him)
Dawn: "Alright nice lizard, just a few more steps and we'll be close!"
Scott: (off camera) "Not by long!" (He rides Fang, they catch up and are snatched from below) "Bye!" (Soon, they approach Harold) "Too far away, nerd!" (Fang pushes him with his tail, throwing him away into a bush, then they approach Sky, next to the beaver) "A little slow?" (They get pushed back, throwing the Beaver into a tree, but Sky gets separated from him, landing on his feet.)
Sky: (sighs in relief but stares at Scott) "Hey, that's cheating!"
Scott: "Who says cheaters don't get ahead?!" (Laughs evilly, as does Fang next to him)
(Back with Cameron, he helps Zoey up, until they are pushed by Fang, who passes them.)
Scott: "See ya, morons!"
(Cameron and Zoey are thrown their separate ways, Cameron opens her eyes and looks at the open jar on the floor)
Cameron: "Oh no, the experimentus torbulentus is gone!" (Suddenly he sees the squirrel in the distance, angry, he fires lasers at the stacked rocks that were there, which start to shake, Zoey just stands up, Cameron gasps when he sees that Zoey was near the rocks) "ZOEY, NO! " (He runs to her, and pushes her away, but the rocks fall on him, Zoey gasps in shock)
Zoey: "Cameron!" (runs to the rocks, and tries to find Cameron) "Zoey save friend" (she soon pulls out Cameron, who was now badly hurt)
Cameron: "I need help..." (passes out)
(Now we cut back to "Mike", who was now approaching the finish line)
"Mike": "Yeah, that's it..."
(Meanwhile, inside his mind, the real Mike and Chester were panicking)
Mike: "We have to do something now, Mal could be doing something bad to Zoey, we have to try to get her attention" (looks at the floor made of brain) "I have an idea..." (he takes some of that and shapes it, thus forming an air horn) "Cover your ears, Chester"
Chester: (covering his ears) "Okay..."
(Mike then shakes the horn before blowing it, outside, the horn blared so loud it alerted the gopher, causing it to squeal and stop, causing Mal to be thrown into the air and crash to the ground, very close to the finish line, the gopher soon ran away from the place)
Mal: "No, wait!" (growls in anger)
Confessional
Mal: "I know Mike is behind this, he's trying to sabotage my sabotage, so to be clear, I'm not going to let him completely screw it up!"
End Confessional
(Soon LeShawna ran, still holding the maggot, and heading for the finish line)
LeShawna: "Oh yeah, this time the top sister is going to win!"
Scott: "Not this time!"
(Fang pushes her away as he and Scott walk forward)
LeShawna: "HEY!"
(And just like that, Scott and Fang crossed the finish line)
Chris: "And the frenemy duo of Scott and Fang win the race!"
Scott: "Yeah, that's it, my buddy!" (high-fives Fang, as they both smile at each other)
Chris: "Since Scott won, he can take someone with him to the hotel-spa"
Scott: "Well..." (scene shows the other contestants on the floor) "Since they don't like me, it won't be fair to send them with me, so just one."
Confessionals
Sky: "You could have won this one, Scott, but remember, 'Cheaters never win'!"
Harold: "I've lost, and I still can't find what I was supposed to find...wait a minute" (he takes out his magnifying glass and looks in his hand, a tiny beetle) "This is a very tiny beetle, and I couldn't see it?" (Realizes) "So all this time you were with me?" (passes out)
Scott: "My first win and a million dollars here I go, it was very easy to manipulate that shark, that fool thinks we're friends, it's not even like that, and he shouldn't know it" (suddenly he hears some banging outside) "Uhhhh, I'm shaking, come on, get out at once, I'm not scared, stupid-" (hears some loud growling and gets scared)
End Confessionals
(Outside the confessional, Scott runs out)
Scott: "HELP!" (Behind the confessional, Mal appears, who laughs evilly)
(G)
We now cut to the elimination ceremony, with the contestants, except Cameron, along with Chris Chef.)
Chris: "Alright. Since Scott won immunity, even though he can't stay with someone to the Hotel. He can instead someone to Boney Island! Scott, who do you choose?"
Scott: (Thinks for a minute.) "That fool, Harold."
Harold: (Gasps in shock.) "Gosh! First the bug, and now this?! Why does it have to be me getting the bad stuff?!"
Chris: "As for who goes home, No vote is required!" (Chef comes out with Cameron in a body-cast, in a wheelchair, and inside his bubble.) "Cameron is too injured to continue. so as rules and my cruel streak dictate, He must be flushed!"
Leshawna: (Walks to Cameron.) "You get better. We'll miss you."
Cameron: "I'll miss you too"
Zoey: (Walks to Cameron.) "Zoey vows to avenge Cameron"
Cameron: "Thanks Zoey..." (Mal then walks to him.) "Bye Mike!"
Mal: "Oh, Mike's gone. I'm Mal!" (Cameron looks in shock) "And now you're gone! So long, sucker!" (Chuckles evily)
(Cameron then screams in agony, as we cut to the flush of shame, Chef pops his bubble, Chris activates the button, which sends Cameron down the drain.)
Chris: "8 more to go! Who's next to be sent down the drain? And will Zoey be back to her regular-mutant self again? Find out next time, on Total! Drama! Madness!"
(End Credits)
(G)
25th-Anne Maria
24th-Staci
23th-Izzy
22th-B
21/20th-Sugar
21/20th-Ella
19th-Lindsay
18th-Brick
17th-Ezekiel
16/15th-Justin
16/15th-Topher
14th-Sam
13th-Lightning
12th-Dakota
11th-Jo
10th-Cody
9th-Cameron
This was one of the longest and most chaotic episodes of the season, though only because of the main drama between Mike and Zoey, the rest are filler, except for Harold's prank, and Fang and Scott's little temporary friendship
Zoey reached one of her key and iconic points, sorry if I made her a nasty person at the beginning, but that was her when she only thought about looking good, no matter how she feels inside, now after "Mike" breaks up with she, she gets so enraged that her internal pulses mutate her in a way, turning her into a ferocious version of her, called Commando Zoey, and add her speech impediment to make her feel more primitive and wild
The most surprising thing was the elimination of Cameron, who ends up badly injured and ends up being medically evacuated, sorry fans of him...
The next episode the 8 remaining boys and girls will compete in a tough and deadly race, in order to win immunity, wait for it soon...