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Izuku was getting ready for the day. He bathed and brushed his teeth. Now he is shaving. He only recently started growing facial hair and he was never taught how to shave so he was figuring it out as he went. He cut himself twice already but both of those had healed themselves already.
"What's up?" asks Toga who was walking by the bathroom.
"I'm shaving." says Izuku.
"That's an axe." says Toga.
"Razors are expensive." replies Izuku.
"Fair enough." says Toga.
After Izuku finished shaving he went through the rest of his daily routine. He jogged to Dagobah beach and worked out for a couple of hours. He played his guitar and continued to work on his song. He made sure he changed things about his life for the song but kept the feeling the same. He wonders if anybody would relate to what he's writing about. He supposes they will but he wonders if anybody he knows will be able to understand what he's specifically writing about. When he's starting to get tired decides to take a break. He goes to visit his mother. He knows she's not at work because it's saturday. He drives down to her house and is filled with joy as he sees her face light up as she sees him.
"You should visit more often." scolds his mother, " or at least call more. I get worried."
"Sorry mom. I'll try to stop by more often." says Izuku.
"Promise?" asks Inko.
"Promise." assures Izuku.
"So tell me what's knew." says Inko.
"Well. I've been working out a lot." says Izuku.
"How has that been working out for you?" asks Inko.
Izuku rolls up his sleeves to show his muscular forearms.
"Pretty well. I've got a six pack. That's cool." says Izuku.
"Oh the ladies are gonna love that." says Inko.
"Well, I think Toga likes it." says Izuku.
"Who's Toga?" asks Inko.
Izuku immediately realizes his mistake and begins to panic.
"Uhm. Uhm. Uhm. My neighbor?" says Izuku.
"Oh my baby has a girlfriend." squeals Inko excitedly.
"Uhm. Uhm. yes?" says Izuku.
"Oh. Good job sweetie. Tell me all about her." says Inko.
"Well she's blonde. About 5'4. She has slitted eyes, like a cat." says Izuku.
"Don't tell me what she looks like. I want to know what she acts like." says Inko.
"Well she's always hyper and really excited. She's funny. She likes to watch horror movies. Sometimes I feel like she can read my thoughts, like sometimes when I'm thinking about her she looks at me and smiles." says Izuku.
"Are you sure you aren't muttering your thoughts out loud?" asks Inko.
"Oh… oh shit." says Izuku.
"Language." says Inko.
"Sorry." says Izuku.
"It's fine. I do it sometimes too." says Inko.
"I can't imagine that." says Izuku.
"Enough about that. I want to hear more about Toga. What are some of her weird habits? Weird habits are always the ones that get you to fall for someone." says Inko.
Izuku didn't really know what to say here. It's not like he could say he was dating a psychopath.
"She has a blood fetish." Izuku blurts out and instantly regrets saying.
"Oh. That isn't what I meant. I-Is that safe?" asks Inko.
'Don't say no. Don't say no. Don't say no.' thinks Izuku.
"I don't know but I'm into it." says Izuku trying not to take too long to respond.
'FUCK' thinks Izuku while making sure he doesn't mutter.
"Oh okay." says Inko a little louder than normal.
"Anyways do you want to talk about something else?" asks Izuku.
"Good idea." says Inko.
"I've been learning to play the bass guitar. That's fun." says Izuku.
"Oh that does sound fun. How's that coming along?" asks Inko.
"I could show you." says Izuku.
"Oh, that would be lovely." says Inko.
"Before I pull it out. The guitar was made with a special quirk. It's the reason I can carry it without it being visible." Izuku says as he pulls the necklace out from under his shirt, "If I imagine this necklace expanding it becomes my guitar."
"That's an interesting quirk." says Inko.
"Yeah and it's really useful." say Izuku as his necklace turns into his guitar.
"It's an axe." says Inko surprised.
"Sort of. I think of it as a guitar, but yeah it's also an axe." says Izuku as he starts strumming out a nice melody.
"What do you need the axe for?" asks Inko.
"I use it to shave." says Izuku.
"That's dangerous." says Inko.
"Maybe but there isn't a single cut on my face." says Izuku.
"You could have just bought a razor." says Inko.
"Yeah but I couldn't afford a razor and a guitar separately so I got them together." says Izuku.
"Sweetie, you can ask me for money." says Inko.
"I know but I don't want to take your money." says Izuku.
"It's no trouble at all." says Inko.
"I still don't want to do it." says Izuku.
"Well fine but if you need it just ask." says Inko.
"Only if I need it." says Izuku.
"You're really good." says Inko.
Izuku looks confused before looking down at his guitar.
"Oh right. I just sort of play it. It just comes to me, and it's relaxing. I love playing." says Izuku.
"Maybe you could be a rockstar." jokes Inko.
"Gimme a month or two. I'll get there." says Izuku.
The two spend the rest of the day like this. Just talking, playing, watching the news. Izuku reminds himself to visit more often. Eventually the sun goes down and Izuku tells Inko he has to leave. He back home to Dabi and Toga.
"Hey Toga. You wanna do our thing again?" asks Izuku.
"Not today. I'm too sore." says Toga.
"Alright." says Izuku.
"Wait. What did you do?" asks Dabi.
"I took her out and we fought some villains." says Izuku.
"Are you about to go find some villains?" asks Dabi.
"Yeah. Why?" replies Izuku.
"Can I come?" asks Dabi.
"Sure." replies Izuku.
The two walk to Giran's office.
"Hey Giran." says Izuku.
"Hey kid. You looking for a new target?" asks Giran.
"Sure am." says Izuku.
"Taking Dabi with you?" asks Giran.
"Yup." replies Izuku.
"Alright. I know some guys that are about to go rob a bank. I know their plan. It's good. They aren't all that powerful but they are smart. But we're smarter. We're gonna catch em downtown in the aquaduct. Their getaway car is gonna go through there. They are coming in through the main sewage path. It's barely big enough for their car but it'll fit them and the money. The car is has cameras all over working as windows so you can't go through that either. Bullets won't work and they'll be hard to stop. Lift the car and rip out the back tires. Then rip the door open. It'll take a while. They have shockwave, Rhino, octo arm and hard head for their quirks. Octo arm doesn't have tentacles he just has eight arms. You got all that?" says Giran.
"It's a lot of information but we'll be fine. On a side note why do these guys have such cool gear?" asks Izuku.
"A question for another time you have to leave now. Their getting started." says Giran.
"Let's go Dabi." says Izuku.
"Sure thing boss." says Dabi.
The two drive to the aqueduct and park. Dabi gets to be on the other side of the water to hit the villains from far away while Izuku fights up close. They found that the aqueduct was shallow but wide to make up for lack of depth. Izuku picked up on the sound of a motor echoing from one of the paths water takes to get to the aqueduct and positions himself to catch the car. He motions to Dabi to tell him to get ready. He waits for the car to zoom out before catching it. It sends him back before he gets a good foothold and rips the tires and rims off the front of the car. The door opens and he's hit with a shockwave. He gets sent flying and the car starts to drive off. Dabi deters them from getting away by lighting the car up. Izuku takes the chance to pick up the back bumper and rip off the back tires. He gets up to the driver side door and punches it again and again until he can dig his claws in and pull on the door. The second the door comes off he is hit with a shockwave. The villains step out of the car and get ready to fight him. Dabi shoots a ball of fire at them but it's blocked by a shockwave.
"Get that bitch." shouts a horned villain as his body grows and his horn expands.
The horned villain is now ten feet tall and sprinting towards Izuku with his horn down to pierce Izuku's flesh. Izuku sidesteps and spins the villain by the horn and throws him at hardhead. Hardhead jumps over him and swings at Izuku. Izuku ducks under it and hits him in the chin. A crunch sound is audible to those around and it didn't come from hard head. Izuku steps back and swings for the body with his uninjured left hand. When this hit connects Izuku learns that only his head is hard. Izuku sweeps his legs out from under him pinned him down. He slams his head into the ground knowing it won't cause long term damage. Right when he knocks him out he gets tackled by Rhino. Rhino pinned him down and slams his massive fist into Izuku's chest repeatedly. Izuku blocks the worst of it but he's still coughing out blood. Before Rhino can do too much he gets hit with a wave of fire and Izuku scrambles away to see Dabi defeated shockwave. Izuku also sees that octo arm is running off with the money bags although he couldn't go to fast. Izuku jumped back at Rhino and hit him in the face. He jumped back and Dabi hit Rhino with a wall of flame. They kept this going until Rhino angrily grabbed the car and tried to slam it down on Izuku who managed to jump out of the way. They force to the car caused it to explode and sends Rhino flying. They see that he's out cold.
"Here's some rope tie em up. I'm gonna get the runner. Heroes will be here soon. People heard the explosion." says Izuku before sprinting towards octo arm.
When Izuku fought octo arm it wasn't that much of a fight. He was too busy holding the money and running to do anything other than get knocked out. He met up with Dabi with all the bags and Octo arm.
"Hey kid." says Dabi.
"Hey Dabi." says Izuku, "We are going to take some of this."
"They money?" asks Dabi.
"Yeah. I can't buy food or pay the bills if I don't take from the villains I fight." says Izuku.
"That makes sense. Although I don't like it." says Dabi.
"Neither do I." says Izuku.
The Izuku grabs a couple of stacks of yen and drinks the villains blood before going back to the car and driving him and Dabi back home.
"Hey." says Izuku.
"Hey?" replies Dabi.
"So you're a villain." says Izuku.
"Yeah?" says Dabi.
"You don't steal." says Izuku.
"No I haven't. I have other reasons for villainy." says Dabi.
"Like what?" asks Izuku.
"Somebody hurt me and my family. I want them dead or brought to justice. The only problem is it's a pro hero." says Dabi.
"My Dad's a pro hero. He works in America though. He's kind of a shit stain. He's the reason I hate the hero system." says Izuku.
"What did he do?" asks Dabi.
"He left when I was four. The quirk specialist didn't think I was gonna get a quirk and dad started treating me different when mom wasn't around. He hit me or used his quirk to burn me. Once he cut me with a beer bottle. I still have that scar." says Izuku.
"You don't have to talk about this if you don't want to." says Dabi.
"I want to get to know you. The best way to do that isn't to ask questions. It's to see how people act when you answer their questions." says Izuku.
"I don't usually talk about this but that guy that hurt me and my family, the pro. He's actually my father." says Dabi.
"My dad's the hero dragonbreath whose yours?" asks Izuku.
"Endeavor." replies Dabi.
"Holy shit man." says Izuku.
"Yup." says Dabi.
The two finally made it back home. Toga was asleep in the guest room. The two boys stayed up for a while just talking. About big things that hurt or little things about the family members they liked. They talked and drank until they both fell asleep on the couch. They didn't think about it while talking but they were gonna have a pretty bad hangover.
Authors Note
I know it's a little early for an update but I was thinking about having Izuku and Dabi fight villains and get to know each other better. I couldn't get it out of my head so I decided to write it. It feels a little rushed for Dabi to open up about this but in the canon story Shoto opened up about this in his second conversation with Izuku so it might just be something that Todoroki's do. I also wanted to have Izuku talk with his mom again because I think she deserves to be in the story more. I hope you think the dialogue between the two Midoriya's was funny. I like the idea of someone being a bad ass villain fighter then panicking and blurting out something embarassing. What do you think about what I did with Izuku's dad being a hero. I think it'll give him something to talk to stain about when he gets introduced into the story.
Kakerot Bardockson: I'm glad you liked the chapter. I think that scene with Toga was my favorite part of the last chapter. I have actually never played any devil may cry games. I think I'm just gonna keep the guitar at the two forms I have now.
Meme boi 13: that's actually a really good point that I haven't even thought about. I still think that I'm still gonna do the ocasional chapter like that. I just think it's a cool and fun idea. I also think that as long as I keep things interesting enough I can take a while to get to U.A I'm actually really conflicted because I want to get to U.A but there's so many things i want to do before that. Things I won't be able to do if I did it with Izuku in U.A
Big Load of bread: Thank you. I really think that telling about events to come but not explaining exactly what happened or how it happened is really good for suspense and keeping people interested. I'm gonna be honest I can't Imagine Izuku having kids. I think that he would be a little weary of becoming a father because of what happened with his father. Even then he'd probably be over it in 100 years. Unless he's not mad when telling them and he just wants them to know about his life.
Atomic dragon 59: When I said chapters from 100 years in the future I meant hundreds of years in the future. I want each future chapter to take place 100 years after the last one all the way to 1000 years after the story. I'm probably being way to ambitious with that idea but I still think it's cool. I'm gonna go over Izuku dealing with the loss of friends and family in those chapters. I'm gonna keep hints vague. I think foreshadowing from the future is funny in and ironic way that's more interesting than funny. I think people are gonna know that he's immortal but I really can't imagine him wanting kids becasue he knows he'll outlive his own kids unless he turns them into a vampire. but he wouldn't want to do that so he probably just won't have them. I don't really know what you mean by everything being ash so I can't respond. Sorry. Also Izuku will show up on his first day drunk off his ass. He's gonna smell really strongly of alcohol and to a lesser extent cigarettes. Iida will lose his shit.
Amadeus Amadeus: You're right about people forgetting that Toga is a great fighter. She's gonna be a fighting machine with Izuku and Dabi. Yandere strength for the win. I love double sided characters like that. I love fruit bats. One of my favorite videos is a fruit bat munching on a a watermelon slice. I imagine vlad had a lot of cool weapons and instruments. And in case you didn't know vlad tepes is count draculas name. I might write something about him having a castle some where. I imagine some villains they steal from are broke. Otherwise they wouldn't need to steal. I have a song picked for Izuku. I might be taking to much from marceline but it's one of her songs. She has the best songs though so I'm gonna go with it. I'm still gonna listen to for whom the bells toll. Metallica is a cool band. And I can't say just how vlad died yet. As for vampires being immortal I don't think all of them are gonna be immortal. It's just with Izuku's bad luck he's going to be. Also I'm really proud of my though process for how Vlad was killed so get ready for that.