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Izuku was running down to the gas station to buy a lighter because he forgot his old one at his concert. When he went back he couldn't find it, so he decided to get a new one. He went in and purchased a cigarette lighter. The metal kind that opens up. It had silver sides with a white front and back, there was a four leaf clover on both sides.
'It's like a lucky charm.' thinks Izuku.
Izuku was about to leave when he saw a tall blond man that looks vaguely familiar.
'Holy shit that's skinny All Might. Do I talk to him? Should I? I kinda hated him for a while, but after what muscular did to me I get why he said no. I should say something. What do I say? "Hey, mister I'm not dead" no I can't say that. I'll just talk to him.' thinks Izuku.
"Hey man how've you been?" asks Izuku.
"Um, do I know you?" asks All Might.
"I was the skinny short kid that dove head first at that sludge villain and got sent flying." says Izuku.
All Might coughs out a little blood in surprise, " I remember you. I've actually wanted to talk to you after that whole thing."
"You busy?" asks Izuku.
"Well apart from filling my truck with gas, no I'm not." says All Might.
"Cool, also I never caught your name." says Izuku.
"Oh, It's Toshinori Yagi." says All Might.
"Nice to meet you Mr. Yagi. My name's Izuku by the way." says Izuku.
"Nice to meet you young Izuku." says All Might.
"Where did you want to talk?" asks Izuku.
"I hadn't thought of that. I know a nice little cafe near here." says All Might.
"I never took you for a cafe man." says Izuku.
"Most people don't. Anyway, you wanna get in? I'll take us there." says All Might.
"I'd say no to anybody else, but sure let's go." says Izuku
"Wonderful." says All Might.
About ten minutes later Izuku and All Might were sitting across from each other at a cafe. Both were drinking tea. Izuku was only drinking because he didn't want to be rude.
"So how've you been?" asks Izuku.
"I've been doing well, sometimes I'm a little sore from my injuries but I still enjoy myself." says All Might, "How have you been? Since that thing with the sludge villain. I heard your injuries were extensive."
"I pulled through. Barely, but I made it. I was actually in a comatose state for about three days. Since then I've got a job. I moved out and live with my homie and my new girlfriend. Also I got a girlfriend." says Izuku.
"Aren't you a little young for that?" asks All Might.
"People younger than me get laid." says Izuku.
"I meant moving out." says All Might as he wipes away blood he involuntarily let out.
"Oh that. I don't think it's as common were your from, but it's not uncommon out here." says Izuku.
"Okay, well what kind of job do you have?" asks All Might.
"I sell used cars." says Izuku.
"Wow you're doing good for yourself." says All Might.
"Yeah, I am." says Izuku proudly.
"Do you still consider being a hero?" asks All Might.
"Well, kinda. I'm not to sure. I think it's like you said. I don't think I could become a hero without a quirk. Maybe someone else could but not me." says Izuku.
"What if you could get a quirk? A strong one, one that would let you be a hero." says All Might.
"Maybe. Even with the quirk there are just some people you can't beat." says Izuku while thinking back on his fight with muscular, "Am I willing to fight people stronger than I am to help others? Yes. But are other heroes?"
"What do you mean?" asks All Might.
"Back then, there were heroes everywhere but you and I were the only people to move in and help. I think lots of people that are heroes still need to pursue the idea of heroism." says Izuku.
"That's a very interesting thought process young man, But if you wouldn't mind, with a yes or a no, do you want to be a hero?" asks All Might.
Izuku sits and thinks for a second, " I honestly don't know. There is a lot to unpack with a question like that and I'm only now beginning to question heroes."
"It has to be a lot to think about." says All Might.
"It is." says Izuku.
"If you decide you want to become a hero call me I can help. " says All Might as he slides his phone with his number across the table.
"Maybe I'll take you up on that offer, but I still don't know just yet." says Izuku.
"Well, just think about it." says All Might.
"I will, but I should be going now. I want to visit my mother today." says Izuku.
"I should probably get going too." says All Might.
"I thought you said you weren't busy." says Izuku.
"I wasn't but I have somewhere to be." says All Might, "Although I do have some time. Would you like a ride?"
"Yeah, that would be great." says Izuku.
All Might pays for the tea they drank and the two get in the truck.
"So where exactly do you have to be?" asks Izuku.
"Well, I actually have a girlfriend. I never thought I'd have time for that but with me only being able to work three hours a day, I've made time." says All Might.
"Good for you man." says Izuku.
"So where am I taking you?" asks All Might.
"The Naboo apartment complex." says Izuku.
"Oh, wow that's where I was going." says All Might.
"Well that's convenient." says Izuku.
A little while later Izuku and All Might are walking up the stairs in the apartment complex, they reach the third floor.
"Well this is my stop." says Izuku.
"Well this is my stop." says All Might at the same time.
"Oh, cool same floor." says Izuku.
The two walk down the hall until they reach room five.
"This is my stop." says Izuku.
"This is my stop." says All Might at the same time.
Both All Might and Izuku looked confused, nervous, and generally bamboozled until it finally snapped into Izuku's head what was happening here.
"No." says Izuku.
"Uhm." says All Might.
"No." says Izuku but louder.
"I'm… sorry." says All Might.
"No." says Izuku even louder.
"My boy-" starts All Might.
"I'm not your boy. What the fuck Yagi, you're dating my mom. She didn't even tell me she had a boyfriend. What the hell man." says Izuku.
"My boy, I'm sorry." says All Might.
"Don't fucking call me that. What the hell Yagi. I'm gonna hurt you, in some way, shape, or form. I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but I'm gonna do it. For how much it's gonna hurt me, and it will hurt me, it's gonna hurt you a whole lot worse." says Izuku as he takes a step towards All Might, who steps further back.
Suddenly the door opens and Inko stares at the two of them in confusion.
"Hi mom." Izuku says with an extremely strained and forced smile, "I've got a question."
Inko looks back and forth between the two of them and notices Mr. Yagi looks terrified.
"What kind of question?" asks Inko.
Izuku begins to sputter out what sounds like the start of several questions yet none of them are intelligible.
"I see you've met Mr. Yagi." says Inko.
"I have, indeed." says Izuku moodily.
"Why don't you two come in?" asks Inko as she leads the two boys to the living room, "I'm gonna go make some tea. I think we'll have a lot to talk about."
Izuku and Mr. Yagi sit down around a coffee table, facing each other. Izuku glares at him. All Might just sits there looking uncomfortable.
"I'm gonna hurt you." whispers Izuku.
"Don't be rash." says All Might.
Izuku puts his hand in his pants and pulls out the handle to his pistol, making sure that All Might can see it. All Might spits out a little blood and his eyes go wide as Izuku puts the gun back in his pants.
"On god I'll do it." says Izuku.
'He acts so different when he's mad.' thinks All Might.
"Hello boys." says Inko as she carries a tray of tea to the coffee table.
"Thank you, mom." says Izuku as he takes a cup of tea.
All might nods to her as he takes his cup.
"So, I'm sure you have questions. Ask anything you like." says Inko.
"How long has this been happening?" asks Izuku as he gestures to all Might.
"Almost a year." replies Inko.
"Why was I not informed of this?" asks Izuku.
"I didn't think you'd like it and wanted to break it to you under better circumstances." Replies Inko.
"I understand. Look, I… ugh. I'm happy for you, ya know, this is great. At the same time I have a powerful urge to harm Mr. Yagi." says Izuku.
"Are you going to hurt him?" asks Inko.
"Honestly… I might. I probably won't, only because I can tell you don't want me to, But I still might." says Izuku.
"I'm gonna have to ask you not to." says Inko.
"...That's fine. I understand." says Izuku.
"Thank you." says Inko and All Might.
"That being said, I need to talk with him. One on one. I won't fight him but if I did I'd win." says Izuku.
"Uhm, well I'm not entirely sure if that thing about you hurting him was a joke. I think it was but I'm not certain." says Inko.
"It's fine. It's a good joke. You did a good job teaching him about humor." says All Might.
"Well, alright. I'll make more tea. I was stressed about this conversation and drank it all." says Inko as she leaves towards the kitchen.
"Does she know?" asks Izuku.
"No." replies All Might.
"You dumb ass. That's my mother. You've got enemies man. You could get her hurt. I'm not upset that she's dating, well actually I'm livid in a way I can't explain, I'm concerned. You have enemies man. If she gets hurt because of you, I swear to God villains will be the least of your concern. You don't have to tell her now, but do it by the end of the week or sometime soon." says Izuku.
"Okay, I'll tell her, but nobody knows about this form." says All Might.
"I do." says Izuku.
"Nobody else does." says All Might.
"Are you sure?" asks Izuku.
"... uhm." says Yagi.
"I made more tea." says Inko
"Thank you mom." says Izuku.
"Thank you." says All Might.
"Did you boys work things out?" asks Inko.
"Yeah, have fun with Mr. Yagi. I'm gonna go home and let all of this sink in. Then I'm gonna come back and talk again later. Oh, and don't have too much fun." says Izuku as he gets up and leaves.
Izuku walks all the way home from his moms house. He thinks about today a lot. He doesn't like that very much. Eventually he makes it home, unlocks the door, and steps in.
"Hey man, how was your walk?" asks Dabi.
Izuku walks right past him saying only excuse me.
"That bad huh?" asks Dabi.
Izuku walks to the couch sits down, reaches into the storage area under the coffee table and pulls out two bottles of whiskey and downs both of them as fast as he can.
"Holy shit, it must have been really bad for you to come home like this. What the hell happened? And put down the whiskey, It's only 10 AM." says Dabi.
"All Might is dating my mom and has been for almost a year without me knowing." says Izuku.
"I beg your fucking pardon?" asks Dabi.
Authors Note
So this chapter feels weird but I ship it and think this is funny so I'm keeping it. Also I'm too lazy to write another chapter when I have this one ready. I've been thinking about writing this for a long while, and now just felt like the time to write it. I think Izuku may have been a little out of character but this is a new situation for him and he'd probably freak out. Maybe it wasn't that bad after all. Before Izuku found out about All Might and his mom he was gonna tell her about his performance but that's gonna have to wait for a while. Also I think the next major Arc is gonna be the Eri arc. But before that I'm gonna go into Victor and speed Demon a little bit more, just for added affect when they help Izuku save Eri. I have some plans for what happens after that, but I don't know what I'm gonna put first. Also I've talked about making a discord for the story. It could be used to ask questions or leave suggestion. One person told me to be a cryptid and leave some powerful message of what's to come only to dissapear for a while. I like the idea but I also want to interact with yall, so I'll figure that out as I go. Here is the link.
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Ryder Larson: I don't think there is a right or wrong way to leave a comment. I'm glad that you enjoy the story I've written so far, I hope I can become a better writer and improve a little bit as I move on. Maybe I could try being more descriptive. Maybe leaving the majority of the imagery to the reader's imagination is better. Thanks again for the words of encouragement. It keeps me happy when I write. I'll try to keep up the good work.
tiguylerobot: I'm also pretty excited to introduce jirou. She's a fun character and gives off big punk rock vibes. I want to try to squeeze a couple more members of Class 1-A into the story before U.A. because they get to find out their friend is an infamous vigilante.
Amadeus Amadeus: This comment aged pretty well. A couple more people responded after you so that feels nice. Izuku and Jirou will rock U.A's ass clean off. Iida will have at least one stroke before the first year at U.A. is over. I actually had an idea where Shiozaki flashes a cross at Izuku and he covers his eyes like he's seen a flash bang go off and yell FUCK as loud as he possibly can before returning to a normal volume and letting loose a line of curses directed at nothing in particular. Shiozaki will then proceed to whip out the Holy water and chase Izuku, or she'll pull out a holy blade or a stake and give Izuku a nonbeating heart attack. I think Izuku and Shiozaki could be some of the funniest character's to write about, especially if Izuku messes with Shiozaki. Leaving cryptic demonic messages around in red paint, or even his own blood just to see how she'll react. And he'll be completely blown away as she chooses to grab a couple of holy water balloons and challenges the demons to face her head on.
Atomic Dragon 59: I love scenario that you've described but picture the line, "Lemme show ya some real explosion." before he lights Bakugou the fuck up. Then he says, "Get fucked." And about Izuku and Bakugou's relationship being terrible I feel like Izuku and All Mights isn't gonna be the greatest either. Speaking of Eraser Head, how do you feel about Eraser Head, Present Mic, and Midnight fighting Izuku and trying to capture him. I think it would make a nice chapter or two. I think being the server crypted would be fun but I also would like to regular state my ideas or answer questions. I could talk about things that have inspired the story to take the direction it's going in. Like the lighter in this chapter. It's not a huge plot point but the lighter is from the third Indiana Jones movie. Also about hitting the discord with little ideas that you think of, go for it. I love your ideas they're good. I think I'm gonna make Kaminari know who he is, just because kaminari feels like a music guy. I'm not sure about this just yet but I've considered making Present Mic a fan and having Izuku blow up because present Mic mentions him on his talk show. Or maybe having him invite Izuku on and Izuku talking about growing up quirkless and saying yall can do it, to anybody with a weak quirk or people without quirks. And all the underdogs of the world kinda swarm around him. Izuku and Jirou are gonna rock the culture festival with a duet. It's gonna be great for Jirou and the general moral of the class. And about making you feel included by saying that you guys bring up good points, you guys really do. You give me ideas and influence the story. I really like the way the story has been redirected by some of the comments I've gotten while writing this.