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"So yeah, basically All Might is dating my mom." says Izuku to Dabi and Toga.
"Hold on, wait a minute, hold your horses, hol' up, what the actual fuck?" asks Toga.
"Why did you grab his leg?" asks Dabi.
"I grabbed his pant leg to get his attention and then I was about to fucking die, luckily I caught myself, only to die later that day." says Izuku.
"Yeah, that day sounded horrible." says Toga.
"Meh, I've had worse." says Izuku.
"God damn." says Dabi.
"Wait, when did you have a worse day?" asks Toga.
"Well, when I was four-" starts Izuku.
"Christ." interrupts Toga.
"Well actually let me give you some background information. Before I became a monster, I was quirkless." says Izuku getting Toga to tilt her head and looked at him with shock filled eyes, "It's actually why I asked All Might if I could be a hero. But basically I was diagnosed quirkless."
"And that was the worst day of your life." says Toga.
"No, as I was saying-" says Izuku before Toga interrupts him again.
"It gets worse?" asks Toga incredulously.
"Honestly, it's been going down hill for about ten years, now can I please finish?" asks Izuku.
"Oh… yeah, sorry." says Toga.
"So basically my dad found out I was quirkless and whenever mom wasn't looking he would burn or hit me. He told me If I told mom He'd hurt her too. I never did tell her. She's got enough on her plate as it is. But basically one day Dad was done with me and cut me up with a broken beer bottle. He actually bandaged this one up pretty well, probably didn't want mom knowing. Later that day he and mom got into an argument about something and it escalated to him yelling about me being worthless and him leaving. The next day at school the nurse fixed me up, she had a healing quirk. Shit I put that quirk to good use, looking back on the years." says Izuku.
"You alright?" asks Toga.
"Yeah, all that was like ten years ago." says Izuku.
"It's okay to feel hurt. You can tell us." says Dabi.
"I don't feel that much about the whole situation, and even if I did, I probably wouldn't tell you anyway." says Izuku.
"Why not?" asks Toga.
Izuku scoffs, "People don't talk about emotions. Seriously who does that?"
"Most people, who told you people don't talk about their emotions?" asks Dabi.
Izuku looks at him like he's full of shit, "Like, everyone I've ever met. Talking about emotions make ya weak."
"It really doesn't." says dabi.
"Yes, it does." says Izuku.
"No, man it doesn't." says Dabi.
"You're wack as shit Dabi." says Izuku.
"I've talked with you about emotions." says Dabi.
"Talking about events that make you feel strongly isn't the same as talking about those feelings." says Izuku.
"I mean… I guess." says Dabi.
Izuku looks down at his phone before sighing, "It's getting late. I've got to go meet with the vigilantes. We're gonna hit up a small group that speed demon told me about." says Izuku.
"See ya later." Says Dabi
"Bye, Izuku." says Toga.
"See ya later, also leftovers are in the fridge." says Izuku as he heads out to meet Victor and Katana.
Izuku makes his way to Victor's bridge. He gets there to see some old homeless man sitting in victor's usual spot.
"Uh, hey there." says Izuku.
The old homeless man wakes up and transforms into a wolf man.
"So that's what you look like normally." says Izuku.
"Yeah, but please don't tell anybody." says Victor.
"You look like Dolph Lundgren but with grey hair and a beard." says Izuku.
"Who?" asks Victor.
"Dolph Lundgren, he played Ivan Drago." says Izuku.
"No idea." says Victor.
"He man, 1989 punisher, he played in sharknado 5." says Izuku.
"Okay, first you can't hit me with people from 1989. It's 2224, Second, what on god's green earth is a shark nado?" asks Victor.
"It's a tornado that sucks up sharks and throws them at people." says Izuku.
"What's next a movie about singing chipmunks?" asks Victor.
"Boy, do I have some news for you." says Izuku.
"No fucking way." says Victor.
"Evening gentlemen." says Speed Demon who is just now showing up.
"Hey speedy." says Izuku.
"Evening." says Victor.
"Y'all ready to get going?" asks Izuku.
"Yeah, lets go." says Victor.
"Speedy who are we going after?" asks Izuku.
Speed Demon begins to lead the way while he fills Izuku and Victor in on their soon to be opponents, " We're gonna be hitting up a group of three. My informant found the leaders house and we'll be going there. The leader has a shark head, the others have reinforced bones and temporary invisibility. They can only be invisible for ten seconds at a time followed by five seconds of visibility."
"That's not too bad." says Izuku.
"We can handle it." says Victor.
"What'd they do to get us after em?" asks Izuku.
"Selling drugs." says Speed demon.
"That's not that bad." says Izuku.
"They lace it with cyanide." says Speed Demon.
"Why didn't ya start with that? That's a much better reason to lead with than drug dealing." says Izuku.
A little while later the three of them were outside a decent sized house in one of the poorer neighborhoods.
"I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere." says Izuku.
Izuku jumps over the fence into the back yard. Victor and Speed Demon wait for half a minute.
"Is he okay?" asks Victo.
The front door opens slowly and they see Izuku looking at them and motioning for them to be silent and follow him. They see two of the villains sitting on the couch watching baseball. Izuku sneaks closer to the couch but feels a hard object hit the back of his head and hears glass shatter. The shark man gets up and jumps at Izuku trying to bite his neck but only getting his right shoulder. Izuku pries open the shark man's mouth and headbutts him before throwing him to Victor who clotheslines him with a right hook. Izuku turns to see Speed Demon and bone boy 2 as Izuku calls him staring each other down. Izuku jumps over the couch and tackles bone boy before punching him three times in the face and knocking him out.
"Where's the sneaky guy?" asks Izuku.
"Right behind you." says an unknown voice.
Izuku feels a stabbing pain in his lower back, he whips around to stop his assailant only to see nothing. His hand shoots out and grabs at air. Seconds later a man becomes visible with Izuku's hand wrapped around his neck.
"You think you're fucking funny? Ya think you're slick, don'tcha?" asks Izuku.
The man grunts in response.
"Could you explain to me why you thought that was a good idea?" asks Izuku.
The man opens his mouth to speak but Izuku clenches his fist causing the man to make a choking sound.
"Yeah, that's what I thought." says Izuku before punching this guy in the face and knocking him out.
Izuku pulls the beer bottle out of his side and let's his regrowing muscle fibers push the glass shards out.
"Y'all wanna call it a night?" asks Izuku.
"Yeah, I think we did pretty good." says Victor.
"I can take care of the rest." says Speed Demon.
"Alright, gimme a minute to see what I can find." says Izuku before looking for money, food, alcohol, cigarettes, or weed. Given what these people do to the drugs they sell he decides not to take the weed he finds, "Alright, see y'all soon."
"Bye kid." says Victor.
"I'll see you soon." says Speed Demon.
Izuku starts to make his way back home to Dabi and Toga. He hopes to make it home quickly. He doesn't. He's about a quarter of the way home when he hears somebody call for help. When he gets to where he heard the call he sees an elderly woman backing away from a man covered in scales. Izuku thinks he has an alligator quirk before noticing his horns.
'Shit it's a dragon.' thinks Izuku.
"Hey there." says Izuku as he jumps down from a nearby rooftop, "Mam, now would be a good time to leave."
The woman listens and leaves as fast as she can.
"Really man? That was an old woman." says Izuku.
"I didn't want to do it!" exclaims the man.
"Is someone forcing you to do this?" asks Izuku.
"It's my quirk. It makes me hurt people." says the dragon.
"Hurt or kill?" asks Izuku.
"It tells me to hurt but nobody's survived." says the dragon.
"Alright, come on." says Izuku while motioning the dragon forward.
"What?" asks the Dragon.
"I heal fast. I can take it. Just try not to kill me." says Izuku.
"I can't." says the dragon.
"Look man, I know you're scared. It's fine, just do it. I can take it and I won't hurt ya." says Izuku.
"I shouldn't." says the dragon.
"Listen buddy, you're either gonna hurt me or some poor innocent bastard who didn't see it coming. So come on. It's fine." says Izuku.
"O-Okay, if you're sure." says the dragon.
"It's fine." says Izuku.
Roughly ten minutes later Izuku was on the floor in a pool of his blood with expressionless eyes. The dragon comes back to his senses and looks at Izuku horrified.
"Oh my god. I killed him. I fucking killed him." says the dragon.
"I'm not dead just yet." says Izuku.
"Oh, thank god." says the dragon.
"You good?" asks Izuku.
"Yeah, for like a year." says the man.
"That's great. Listen man call this number, he'll help you. He's a hero he's real good at this kind of thing." says Izuku as he hands the man Aizawa's number, "I'm tired, I'm going home now."
"Bye, and thanks for everything." says the dragon.
"It's fine brother." says Izuku as he walks off clutching a claw mark on his stomach the isn't gonna heal anytime soon.
Izuku continues on his walk home when he notices a familiar smell. He looks up and to his right.
"Aizawa?" he asks.
No response.
"You can't hide. I can smell you." says Izuku.
Aizawa comes out from behind an air vent, "Bullshit."
"Take a shower man. I'm serious, you actually smell." says Izuku.
"I'll shower later." says Aizawa.
"You gonna try to arrest me?" asks Izuku.
"I might. What if I do?" asks Aizawa.
"I'll rock your shit." replies Izuku.
"Not coming quietly huh?" asks Aizawa.
"No sir." replies Izuku.
Aizawa throws his scarf forward and wraps around Izuku. Izuku buries his feet in the ground so Aizawa can't pull him. Aizawa pulls himself forward using his scarf, Izuku barely blocks a kick aimed at his head. Aizawa uses Izuku's arms as a spring board and jumps straight up. He pulls himself down and drives his knee into the top of Izuku's head. Izuku swings at him trying to get some distance. He hears a whip crack and feels something wrap around his neck. Next thing he knows is he's getting pulled off the roof and falling. He hit the ground with a thud and scrambles to get out of the way of Aizawa who jumped down after him.
"Seriously? You brought Midnight here?" asks Izuku.
"Hey Kiddo." says Midnight before swinging her whip at him and catching him over his left eye.
Izuku rushes forwards and starts swinging at the two of them Aizawa dodges everything he throws. This wasn't anything like the last time they fought. Izuku takes hits to his joints and ribs from Aizawa and breaking off to rush Midnight. She dodges a lot but he manages to trip her, right before he knocks her out he gets wrapped up by Aizawa and thrown into the air.
"Shit." he calls out.
Suddenly he feels as if the world around him is exploding. Everything is loud. Everything hurts. Izuku sees present Mic out of the corner of his eye. He falls. He doesn't bother catching himself. He just covers his ears and takes it. When he lands he notices he's surrounded by a thick pink mist, that he registers as midnight's quirk. He gathers all of his strength and lunges at present Mic, catching him off guard and knocking him out with a hard right to the chin.
"One down." mutters Izuku as he turns towards Aizawa and Midnight.
Midnight swings her whip at him but this time he catches it and pulled her towards him. He leaps into the air and slams both feet into her face.
"Two down." says Izuku, "Ya know of you're quirks worked on me you'd probably have me by now."
"I'm aware." says Aizawa sounding annoyed.
"AWW someone's a sore loser." says Izuku.
"I haven't lost yet." says Aizawa.
"You're right." says Izuku before quickly drawing his revolver and firing off three shots without really aiming, Luckily for him one goes through Aizawa's calf, "You can't fight me like that. We both know it."
Aizawa struggles to get back up.
"Think of your son and how he would feel to see me shoot you again." says Izuku, "I know you want to help me, but get your friends somewhere safe and heal up. I'm gonna be leaving now."
"Kid wait." calls Aizawa.
Izuku doesn't wait he just keeps walking. He thinks he broke some ribs hitting the ground as hard as he did. He'll take it easy for a while. Or he'll wish he could. He was so close to getting home when someone bumped into him. He turns around to see a terrified looking girl with long white hair, red eyes, and a horn on the side of her head. She's covered head to toe in bandages.
"Are you okay? Are you lost?" asks Izuku.
Before she can say anything a new voice calls out from the other side of the ally, "Eri."
Izuku turns to see a tall man with brown hair and a beak like mask that reminds him of a plague doctor. He recognizes him as one of the villains Giran warned him about.
'Ah shit.' thinks Izuku.
Authors Note
ERI IS HERE EVERYBODY. IT'S HAPPENING. The Eri arc is right around the corner and I'm excited. I'm gonna re-read the arc in the manga just to write overhaul and rappa better. Izuku and overhaul are gonna have a fight next chapter. Will Izuku save Eri or will he have to wait for another opportunity? Honestly though, Izuku saving Eri is gonna be such a major plot point because Izuku can't just drop Eri off. He's gonna have to take her in and help her. He's gonna be a vampire, musician, vigilante, and a dad.
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Toxiiim: I'm gonna try to have Izuku and Shiozaki interact a lot. I've got lots of jokes in mind.
Kammen Rider: I'm fucking your mom, young Midoriya.
Todo Deku 26: Honestly that chapter had a lot of highlights and that one was my favorite.
Atomic Dragon 59: One of these days Izuku is gonna show up outside All Might's house with a rocket launcher. And Inko is gonna think that Izuku's threats to All Might are a joke that both Izuku and All Might are in on and just laugh at All Might when he tells her about it.
"I'm gonna tell Toshi." says Inko.
"It's a long drive to the cemetary." says Izuku.
All Might is gonna watch Izuku do some absolutely superhuman things and when he asks about it Izuku's gonna hit him with
"I work out... a lot."
Also I really like the "Part time" joke and I will be trying to use that at some point in the story.
Amadeus Amadeus: Izuku is gonna make every family dinner as hellish as he can for All Might. He's gonna rig up some tom and jerry-ish scheme to ruin All Might's day. All Might's gonna question Izuku only for Izuku to respond with, "are you really gonna arrest the only family your girlfriend has left." and All Might, feeling terrible, won't do it. If all might interrogates him with the living lie detector Izuku is gonna spin some larger than life tale that makes no sense at all , forget details so he can backtrack through his story and just waste everyone's time and if he's asked whether or not he's telling the truth he'll respond with, "What are ya some kida lie detector, let me tell you what happened." and proceed to spout utter bullshit. Eventually All Might will tell Inko that he's All Might or Izuku will force him to through threat of self harm. I honestly don't think Izuku would be able to get Eri to safety in the next chapter because his hyper regeneration was beat out of him by the dragon. He's gonna give it everything he's got but I don't think that there is any situation where he wins. I also think it would be better plot wise for him to lose here just because I get to have a scene with Izuku and Eri where Eri cries into his shoulder muttering, "You came back, you came back." because Overhaul tells her that nobody will come for her and that she doesn't even deserve someone to come for her.