Doctor Who: The REAL Series 11

by SteffanDaviesMovat

This is a fixed version of series 11 of Doctor Who which I am writing as the new real showrunner of the show, to fix the mistakes Chibnall has made to it. It has language and more violence in it too now, because it's a serious show for adults lik Doctor who always should be.

1. Prologue

Prologue

The Doctor was in his TARDIS and he was starting to regenerate, from is twelfth Doctor to his thirteenth Doctor (not counting the war one or anything like that).

The Doctor said - You wait a moment, Doctor. Let's get it right. I've got a few things to say to you. Basic stuff first. Never be cruel, never be cowardly, and never, ever eat pears or anything vegan! Remember, hate is always foolish and love is always wise. Always try to be nice, but never fail to defeat your enemeis. Oh, and you mustn't tell anyone your name. No one would understand it, anyway. Except, ah! (collapses) Except other time lords. Other time lords can hear it sometimes. Because they're from your species. Aaah! But nobody else. Nobody else, ever. Laugh hard, run fast, be kind, and kill Daleks. Doctor, I let you go now.

(The regeneration streams out of him, causing TARDIS stuff to explode. When it ends, the engines are stuttering, and the signet ring falls off the Doctor's right hand. In fact, all the clothes are rather baggy on this new body. The scanner reveals the reflection of the new, younger face with jaw-length blonde hair.)

DOCTOR 13 said - Oh, that's fucking brilliant!

(The accent has moved southwards, from Scotland to a part of the UK that people actually care about, like London or somehtinh.)

DOCTOR 13 said - I'M STILL A MAN!

(The Doctor presses a button, there's a small explosion in the console and the scanner proclaims - Systems Crisis MULTIPLE OPERATIONS FAILURES. The Tardis snaps back into normal space, tilts drastically and keeps exploding and shir. The cloister bell continues to toll, and the Doctor is who the cloister bell tolls for. The Doctor tries to hang on to the console, but loses his grip and slides towards the door which is now open with papers flying out of it. Now the Tardis is completely on its side, door open downwards. The Time Rotor explodes and then the Doctor whips out his trusty sonic screwdriver, and uses it to suddenly fix the Time Rotor. Everything is quiet, as he nonscelantly walks up the console, and begins to travel off on his adventures.)

DOCTOR 13 said - Easy to fix when you know how, good thing I'm a guy and have knowledge about how vehicles work.