Chapter Ten: Chole Webbster Saves the Earth
In the TARDIS the Doctor and Raz had sax and then went and talked to Bakob Man. Raz said – It's good to have you with us again old friend Salad Man!
He said – Thank you I'm glad I found you guys again this is fun so far and I have to go to the bathroom now but I'll be back soon.
Then he went over to the bathroom in the TARDIS and wen tto he bathroom and the Doctor and Raz talked about how some people on places like reddit are fake doctor who fans and just the SJWs and stuff and especially a couple of them who ask annoying questions and give bad ciritcism and troll amd act like Chibnball era is good and stuff like that that's just dumb and Raz said – DO those people even now good storyes?
The Doctor said – The SJWs don't even now bad stories, so haw van they no good ones?
Raz said – So fuckin true.
Then they went and had sax some more and talked about hwo cool Doomcock was while the doctor was dooming Raz with his sonic. Then they ent back over ot the bathroom to se eif Salad Man was done, ut when the Doctor peeked in Salad Man was still pooping and It was clearly a super massive shot and was super loud and wet and the Doctor sa DI – Ew! Keep it to your fuckin self, man!
Salad Man said – Oh fuck off, I'm trying to poop in here leave me along Docto!
So the Docror and Raz got out and walked over to the threatre and watched something cool and good like Olden days doctor who or the Bill Nigh show or something like that, and then went they wwrre done Salad mNa csmr up to them and said – I think I'm done pooping now!
So they Doctor and Raxz said – Fuckin great! Let's go have adventure!
SO then Kabob Man said – Oh fuckin kay!
Then they went to the Earth with the TARDIS and Salad Man learned how ot fly it but he still counldnt fly as good as the Doctor or as good as Raz, and so when they arrived he was jist sitting there and eating salad cause he always had salad and so when they got out of the TARDIS the Doctor said – Ohkay you fucjers! Let's go do some hero shit!
Then they went and visited a house and broke in and when they went int hey found Chloe Webbster tharee sitting in a circle with runins and candles and shit. The Doctor said – Cholow Webbster? How are you, girl!
She said – Hey Doc, I'm doin good and chit! You want to helpnme with this?
Raz said – Depends on what you're doing, Chole. Are you doing something good or are you being evil now and nmaking us have to stop yo?
Salad Man said – If she's evil I thorw my salad at her freakin face!
Then Chloe webbster said – Oh no , I'm not evil. I'm just trying to perform a majic seremony to turn myself into the Earth itself!
The Dotor and Raz an d Salad Man wwre surprised and said – Why the fuck do you want ot go and do that for, cloe webbster?
Chloe Webbster laughed and said – Yeah, I guess it rpobaly sounds a bit weird and or crazy to you right now, but I promise it makrs toal sense and is the good thing to have to fdo with and this and stuff and shit and fuck otay?
The Doctor saod – Otay explain to uys please cause we don now and understand what you is talkin about and shit.
Chole Webbster said – Well you know how the earth is being messed up by global warming and climate hange and shit and the things aren't getting better and the SJWs are trying to vover it up and think that everything is gine and good when the eaeth is really dying and crumbling aapart and posined and shit and people like Gerta Dumbberg act like it isn't eall even though joe Reagan says it is and Domcok says ut is nd stuff and so I think I can use this black magic witchcraft stuff I lrarned from a voodoo priestess in wales about how to use the magic and turn myself into THE EARTH ITSELF so I can fix things and get rid fo the unleeibening no climate change SJWs and stuff and fit eh Earth and heel it.
The Doctor said – That sounds good. Yoi know a guy named chinballal who tyou've never heard of cause he's from another universe dimension he once made an episode called orfanan 54 about cilmare change and gobel warning and stuff, and it was so bad scause he acted like it was a joke and like it couldn't actually happen and ti was a parody episode and shit and shad these really shitty crap vilalilns called Redggs and they were silly and cheesy and goofy and the end of the episode w as like 'you only for one earth so don't fuck it up biches' but it was so ridicualous it ahd to b eparpadoy cause no one can writr something SO COMPLETELY STUPFOI AND DOUMB AND SHIT nasd not mean it as a comedy thing, I think, unless they're just super fuckin dumb and I do think Chanbilal is dumb priboablh so maye it wasn't comedy and was just a badd babd episode but either way it's had cause chibanldall is not a good writer and shsouldn't be allowed to write stuff caue he makes garnage adb thinks like cybermwan.
Raz said – Think what the dictor is saying is we areoging to help you, chole webbster!
Chole said – okay thart's fuckin cool! Thanks you cants!
Then they all got in the circle and performed the ritual and called forth the sprit fot eh earth itself and chole bidned herself fto it and asalad man said the special secret incantaito na the blood over internet ritual was fone and the n Chole said – I FELE IT! I AM BEING RTHW EARTH NOWW!
Then Chole disappeared and turnd tinto the Earth and the Dodtor and Raz and Salad man were happy cause they fied tigns and when thet looked down a tth rgorund they could see Choel Webbsters face there and she smiled at them and said – Thank you!
And they said – No prob.
Then thet went and vot back int eh TARDIS but eboee that there was someone named Vincinciele nearby and when he saw them eh said – Woah! Those people look cool and stuuf and I wish I was them!
And thent het gor in the TARDIS and left and the Doctor and Raz and Salad Man were happy and two of them had sax and the other eat salad.