I know this isn't a hole chapter but I want to release something today and I don't have a chapter ready. This is just a little short I worked on a couple weeks ago. I hope you enjoy it.
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Eraser Head was currently in a staff meeting. It was almost over. He really wanted to get out of there. He could finally sleep.
"Eraser Head." Comes Nezu's voice.
Shit.
"Sir?" asks Eraser Head.
"Have you got anything new on our friend?" asks Nezu.
"Nothing yet sir." replies Eraser Head.
"Let me know when you find anything." says Nezu.
"I will." replies Eraser Head.
Eraser Head's phone goes off.
"I'd appreciate it if you turned your phone off before staff meetings." says Nezu.
"Sorry sir. It's just that only five people have my phone number and three of them are in this room." says Eraser Head.
"Well, it's not a real problem." says Nezu.
"Actually there is a real problem." says Eraser Head.
"Being?" asks Nezu.
"Ketsueki is calling." says Eraser Head.
"Okay nobody talk, Eraser put him on speaker maybe I can find something on him." suggests Nezu.
"Hey Kid." says Aizawa.
"Hey pops how ya doing?" asks Izuku.
"Excuse me?" says Aizawa.
"I asked how you were doing pops." says Izuku.
"I'm doing alright I guess. Kinda weirded out by you calling me pops." says Aizawa.
"Well you remind me of my old man, although he hits way harder than you do." says Izuku before laughing at his own joke, "Damn I'm funny. Like I really am. I'm just hilarious."
"Mhm… What exactly did you call for?" asks Aizawa.
Izuku's voice gets a little more serious, "Look. I know we have our disagreements on how to apprehend villains, or how justice should be carried out. I'm gonna be honest I don't really like you that much. You the cockatoo and the whore are kind of a pain in my ass, but that's not why I called. I really do appreciate what you're trying to do. I get it. You think I'm in over my head. You just don't wanna watch me wind up dead. So … just, you know, thank you and all that."
"Wow. Uhm. Wow. Yeah, you're welcome." says Aizawa.
Izuku snorts loudly, "Oh my god. I can't believe you fell for that shit. Hahaha. You look like a goddamn clown. Oh man, pops, you gotta be better than that man. I'm mentally runnin' metaphorical circles around you here. And here you are just letting this shit happen."
Izuku has to stop talking because he's just laughing and weezing into his phone.
"Man. I'm sorry. I just couldn't resist trying. I really am sorry. It just feels like I'm picking on you at this point. I'll leave you alone but before I go, tell the cockatoo and the whore that I said hi. Hell, send the rat some cheese for me. I hope I don't see you again, you're kinda hard to look at, but I know I will. So see you later I guess." says Izuku.
Nobody there really knew what to say to that, but present Mic was rolling on the floor laughing.
"Damn." says Midnight, "He really just called me a whore."