Chapter 18: Ace Mcshay and the Zodiac Killer

At exactly the same time that the Doctor and Raz and K-9 were traveling through time and space, Ace McShay was in the year 1973 and trying to figure out just who the fuck the Zodiac Killwr is. Looking at lall o f her information on the walls of her house she said – I still don't fuckign no who the duking Zodiac Killer is! Fuckin Ace shit!

Then, in anrger, she grabbed her baseball bat and just fucking smalshed itall and fucking destroyed all ot eh work shed spend the lpast couple ofyears working on hebcause she new in the ned none of it would fuckin matter anyway because she wa just Ace rhe human orphan. But she still wanted totr y and was angry, so she looked at all the sutf she'd smashed and put it back toehrtte ne and betterm a dnthe suddne ly she saw soemrhing and said – OH SHIIIIIIIIIIT!

She'd found the scret. Looking at the new version fo her work, she saw all the secret conencinos between the mrudes that she'd msised, and then with a shart she'd realied EXACTLY eho the Zodiac Killer was and where they would be. So, geabbign her baseball bat and a steaknife, she climbed on her tricycle nd rode to the house o f the Zodiac Killer. Waling up to it she could already yell it was the house of the Zodiac killer becusse on the door was a massive fuckin Zoodiac symbol, and shit like that. Walking up she nocked on the door with eh baseball bat and waited, bhopign theyd open up. A minute later, they opened up and a man stood there wereing a mask. He said – Yes? Can I help you?

Ace said – Yes, hello may I come in and use your bathroom please?

The Zodiac Killer said – Okay that sounds fine with me just don't shit on my walls or carpets, otay? It takes forfuckinever to fuckin cleanoff that shit.

So Ace said – I promise I wont poop on your stuff, just in your toilet or urnal.

Then she walked in and went ot the bathroom and pooped and thought to herself – Okay Acey me girlio, its time to fcukin kill the fuckin Zodiac Killer so let's GOOOOOOOOO!

Then she burst out of the bathroom still screamni gth eword GOOOOOOOo and ran at the Zodiac Killer and beforeheh ad time to ract, she had smacked him in the fact with erh bnaseball bat. She said – Take that you stupid Zodiac Killler shithole!

Then she went and hit him again, but suddenly the Zodiac Killer said – ACE! PLEASE ACE, STOP ACE! PLEASE STOP ACE!

So Ace stopped and said – Yes? What is it Mr. Fucking Zodiac Killer?

The Zodiac Killer said – Please do not killme! Let me hae a chance to prove to you that I'm not actually evil and am your friend and have good reasons for what Ihae done!

So Ace said – Otay!

Then the Zodiac Killer stood up and removed his mask saying – Firstly, a surprise. Though younno me as the Zodiac killer I am also secretly… Ian Chesterton!

Ace was shocked. In a hesitant vpice she said – D Dad? YOU'RE THE ZODIAC KILLER?!

Smiling sadly Ian scried and said – Yes, I suppose I am.

Ace yelled – MY FUCKING DAD IS THE UFCKING ZODIAC KILLER?! HOW THE FUCK AND WHT THE FUCK IS THAT THE ZODIAC KILLER YOU DAD?!

Ian said – Well yousee I wejt crazy and turned ecil because of Chiral CHInabala and he destroyed my mind adrer stuff happened and made ne crzy and ahd so now Ikill anyone who say Chibanala stuff an d shit.

Ace said – But that is not right! Kiling is bad Ian Dad Chesteron!

Ian laighe dand said – I no! Ian is such a bad wittle boy aint he, daughter?

Then Ian and Ace fought and Ian shot Ace in the facr, and laughe d and said – HA! Now you is are laos dead just like your mom Babarbaa Wright who is ded and buried under a bridge! Noq I wlll bury you too and nobody will no that IAN CHESTERON IS AND ALWAYS WAS THE ZODIAC KILLER!

With that he picked up Ace's ded body and carried her to the tricyicle and got one and took her ot the bride and started to bury her ewen suddwn ly the moon came out and hit Ace's dead body and suddnely she became alive again! Ian said – WHAR?! How is this possible?!

Ace said – It's simple dad! I'M A FUCKING WEREWOLF!

Then Werewolf Ace attacked Ian the ZOsiac Killer and Zodiac killed HIM and ate him and shitted him out right there. Burping she said – AWOOOOOOWOOOOOOOWOOWOO!

That was because she was still a werwiofl and had to wait for the full moon to go away, and what she meant in huma was – I AM ACE! HEAR ME HOWL!

Then next morning when Ace returnee home she saw on the news that the Zodiac Killer was ded and nobody would be zodiac killed anyore and she was happy ebcaus eshe new it awas all because of hr and shit. And so she smiled and thought to herself – Good work, Ace. You're aweomce.

Then she went and slplet and thrrw rocks at some stupid fucking ducks because she thought that stupid fucking ducks were fucking stupid. And then she began work on hr next case, because wthe job is never really done when youre name is Ace McShay, the Werewolf Serial Killer Hunter. And that was her name.