Chapter XIX: Secret Origin of the Sontaran Army
Meanwuhile I think ita important to go to another time to give some pomre important information that is esentyial for undersranding the uture of the story and the history of the US and UK and Doctot Ho and stuff and the univeirse. So I will sjust skip to that noe, which is in the year 2020 where in the himilayas a man named Ed Green was living. Ed Greenw as a happy and nice man who sometimes would listen to Diamanda Galas and sometimes would watch Falty Toaers on his tv in his house because Falty Towers is a good show and stuff an he thought it was well written and funny and Jon Cheese was a ood actor and shit. He said tot himself – I thin its'fukcing sstupid that some piepoe want to get rid of talty flowers and thin k that its racism and that the Jermaines eipiside is racismist and that Jon Cheese is a racism pecause that's not tru ena the stupid SJWs are the ones who think that and don't want the show to exist. They think that anything with jsuoeks ios ad and racism and not fhro goo d epoeple to watch and shit.

Then, suddenly, a timer went off and Ed eemembered something and said – OH! THEY WIL BE HERE SEEN LET ME MAKE SURE I AM READY AND THAT THE CLONE TEMPLATES ARE READY!

SO he turned off Falt y toeers and used the tv romote to poen the secret base dooo runder his tv and went down into he secret base, after making suee his front doro was unlocke dupstaris first. Down in his secret base he checked on the clone tempolate things and made sure they were ready. Checking them, he saw they were ready so he smiled and said – THET'RE READY!

Then sudden;y in through the front door from the tv secrete entrance walked the UK primeminsiter Bors Jonson and the US Prime minister Joh Bidon. As they walked in Ed said – I am so happy to see you nboth came today and happy you are here. So are we ready to bregin the prosudider?

Bors Jnoson looked to Joh Biden and said – I fucking hiate this shtifaced asshiole but I suppoe if ee have to than I'm ready.

Then Joh Bidon looked to Bors and said – Right fucking back at you, fuckin buddy. I hate you too and your hati is shit and you look like inbreeding Donald Trmp.

Then Bors and Joh both pulled out guns and were about to have a sowrrd fight fist fight gun fight thing when sudnely Ed stopped them and stood between and said – MEN! CALM YOURSELVES! WE ARE MEN AND WE MUST ACT LIKE MEN AND BEHAV EOURSELVES AND BE NICE NAD CONGENITAL AND SMIEL AND MAKE FRINEDS WITH EACH OTHER SO WE CAN SAVE MENKIND BY MAKIN YOU R FUTURE SAVERS! OKAY?

Then Bors and Joh obth dropped their guns and said – Yeha otay.

Then they all walked over to the clone tmepaltes and they lookdd ant them and Bors said – Are these the fuckin clone templates?

And Ed said – Yes, they are.

And Joh said – Oh that's cool. Good work, bich.

Then Ed said – Thanks okay now lets get you to strapped in and ready.

SO then Ed strapped Joh and Bors into their harnesses in the machiena nd they were not super excited but tnew they had to do this to save humans and so they did and then Ed turned the machine on. As he twatched the machine took someo the bodil y fluids and stuff rom both prime ministers and some od the skin from their hands and it put it into th etamnks with the clne template and all the genetic information was in there. Htne Ed watched as the clone tmeplatre slonwley absorbed all of the skin and fluids from the tank, sort of like a spone in watcher righ tafter a teabag is put into it and the spong ea absorbs all the te. Then when it was fone he unstrapped the two primime ininsters and said to them – You did well, men. Now let's fuckin meet the fuckin kids.

Then they sided -Okay where are thty?

Then they looked as a little clone potato man walked in in army milartey outfit that had the American flag on won soldier and he UK flag on the other shoulder. And then the prime minsters sai d - What are thy called?

Ed smield ad nsa id – I call them…. SONATRANS!

Then the Sontaran put his fist up in the air and said – SONTAR HAA!

Then more Sontarans cma ein and said – SONTAR HA! SONTARAHA!

Then they went and they went into thei shipst hat Ed had made for them and flew off to the US and IK. Then the prime minsters turned to Ed and said – SO thank you now that we have armies for ourselves from clones. Can we hav eomr of th ese in years a few?

Ed smielsd and said – Trust me gentlemen, I doutbt these Sontarans will be running out anyrime soon. Something tlel sm e they'lll be around for a long time. From now until… the past.

Then Joh and Bors left not quite nowing what Ed ment and then Ed sat back down and watched more of the stuff he wats watching before and was happy and newo that hed just created al hole new alien race that would be impoetant for a long time and shit. But the Doctor still would not learn the secrets of the Sontarans for a long time more after.