Chapter Twenty-One: Flies of the Daleks

Menahwile in the far futuew od 30020340304303403304 AD, the Daleks wwre working on a evil plan. One said – HEY GUYS SO SINCE OUR LEADER THE DAVEOROSE SUSAN IS DEAD NOW, WE SHOULD HAVE A PLAN ANDS TUFF AND WORK TO DESTROY THE EARTH BECAUSE WE FUCKING HATE THE FUCKING EARTH OKAY GUYS?

The other Daleks said – SOUNDS OFUCKINGKAY TO US!

Thrn all of the daleks worked together rona plana nd they decided that they would invade the earyh by freating little timny flies except that the bess wouldn't be flies they would be robot flies that were actually little tiny Daleks that could exterminate people with he stinkgers and nobody would even no. So they made ghem and said – HEY THIS IS WORK GOOD THE STINGERS ARE EXTEMRINATING AND NOWBOYDY WILL NO IT IS US AND STUFF.

So then the aleks sent the litty dalek tiny flies to earth where yhet started to attack the Earth. As the townof England was being attacked the friends of Doctor who wenr and saw and said – Oh fuck this is bad people are dying I must help!

SO then a bounch of the doctor's friends who were Katrina, Sard, Rain Crevy, Mary Shetley, Turlo, Sindy Woo, and the [people from LLYNDA all went and fought the flies and said – Hey let's tema up.

And then the others said – otay.

SO then theyalll teamed up and becma the Foes of utterly corrupt killers exetmtinignn real strongly: or FUCKERS fro short. Then Mary Sheltet sia d – Okay you jfucking basterds, its time that we FUCKERS get those alien bee Dalek fuckers!

Then thet all ran and fouht the alien Dalke Bee ronbots and fought a lot of them, but then suddenly one o fth edalek flies maanges to exterminate e Sard and he exploded. Rain said – OH NO THEEY FUCKING KILLED SSARRD! THEY –

Then she stopped toalkeing because thena house that the flies had shot fell on her and Rainw as dead roo. Then Turlo said – OH NO THET KILLED RAIN RAIN IS DEAD OF FUCK LETD FUCKIN-

Then Turolo died and then Sindy said – OH NO RUTNORIUL IS ESD WE NEED TO LKILL THIESE DLSKE FLIES BECAUSE THEYz FUCKING ASTERD KILLED TURLO-

Butt hen Sindy stopped talking because shw was dead because the dalke flies all flew threw her and made tiny holes and she died, and the Katrina said – OH FUCKING ELLBENT THEY FUCIGN KILLED SINDY WOO WE NEED TO LKILL THESE DALKE FLIES TAKE THIS YO FICKING DALKE FLIES!

Then LYNDA all died and then Katrina attacke the Dallke flies and then she got kllled too and her ded body fell on top of Mary Shetley and Mary was crushed and explode d like the kid in Final Destination 2 wo cgot cushed by glass, and then the hole group was dead and the Dalke Flies said – HUZZZZZZZAAAHH WE HAZZZZZ KILLED ALLL OF THEZZZZZZZ FUCKERZZZZZZZZ AND NOWZZZZZZ WE WILLZZZZZZZZ KILLZZZZZZ ALLZZZZZZZ THEZZZZZZ PEOPLEZZZZZZ OFZZZZZZ THEZZZZZ ERRTTHZZZZZ!

And then the dalke flies said – EXTERMINATTEEEEESZZZZZZZZZZ!

And then they killed a bunch of people and then a bunch of them conimed like Votron and turned into the new dalek ledde Yavling and Yavling said – TO ME MY FUCKING DALEKS!

And then TYavling used the Dalkes to kill and explode the hole town of Sheffluemd because Sheffliend is shit and then thet attacke d and epxldoed Scatland because eits super shit and then they went to the town of London again and said – HA AHAZZZZ WE ARE THE DALKESZZZZZZ AND WE ARE TAKING OVERZZZZZ THE WORLDSSSZZZZZZ!

But thn suddenly the TARDIS arrives . The Doctor had ahad a pretty normal day so far ostly having sax with Raz and having sax awith Raz and eating toacos with Clive but then he had sai d- Hey lets see if earth is okay and maybe we can stop an invasion of something and stuff, oky?

And Raz had said – Sure. Sounds fuckin okay to me.

And K-9 had said – Fukcing shit burngers lets do ti!

Then they had gone to earth and stepped out of the TARDIS and neow they were ifding the Dalke flies and they had killed all the Doctors FUCKERS friends and K-9 saw and said – Oh lookat that doctor! Those fucking fat basterd losers all tried ot fucking stop the Bee Dalkes but they foucldnt because they were all fucking morons. Well at least Im'm ear now and I'm smart so fuckin come on you sons of Dalkes beee baches!

And then K-9 and Raz and the Doctor went and fucking killed all the Dalke Flies and it was super easy for Raz and sahe said – Wow! This is almost as fun as saxing you Doctor!

And then the Doctor saw Raz kill a dlake bee and he blushed and said – Yeha, I ageree!

Then they had lkilled all the Dalke flies so only the Yavling dalke bee was left and it said – HA FUCKIN HA DOCTORZZZ! I AM FUCKINZZZZZ READY FORZZZZZZZ YOUXZZZZZ!

And then it relaiesed it Dalke bee gun and shot at him butt eh Doctor did a backflip and avoided it and said – Not today you don't! I man the Doctor, you motherfucking bich!

Then the Dloctro sho Yavling bee Dalke with his sonic glock and it killldd Yavling and Yavling expldioed and the Doctor and Raz and K-9 were hadppy and Raz and the Doctor were so happy they had sax right there in the middle of the tonw of London an everyone cheered them and K-9 bumped into he dead bodies of the FUKCERS and aid - Those fucking fat basterd losers all tried ot fucking stop the Bee Dalkes but they foucldnt because they were all fucking morons. Well at least Im'm ear now and fuckin fkilled all the fucknin Dalek Flies!

And then some llkittle kids wqent and played football with K-9 while the Doctor and Raz saxed some more nd then they went back to the TARDIS. The Doctor said – You no I am sad that my frineds all some of died tofday, but I am glad that you are still fuckin alive Raz!

Raz said – AND I UFCKING ALWAYS WILL BE! NOW COME ON DOC: WE"VE GOT SAZX TO DO!

Then they went and saxed more untilt eh next adventure they had and also it turned out that they killed the Dalke flies all by themslces because of the power of Raz and the Doctor's love for each other and them having sax letp them form being killed b thw Dalke Flies and since K-9 is metal and has no gentals hee coldnt be killed by the Dalke flies either.