Doctor Who: The REAL Series 11

by SteffanDaviesMovat

This is a fixed version of series 11 of Doctor Who which I am writing as the new real showrunner of the show, to fix the mistakes Chibnall has made to it. It has language and more violence in it too now, because it's a serious show for adults lik Doctor who always should be.

23. Chapter 22: The Tragic death of a person

THE REAL SERIES 11: PART II

Chapter 22: The Tragedic Death of A Person

A few weeks later the Doctor and Raz and K-9 were traveling when the Doctor said – Hey I think we meend a new friend in our compnainon group, okay? \

Raz said – Okay as long as its not some girl you re going to sax because I don't want you saxing other girls, Dictor.

K-9 said – O hon onot another fcuing piece of shti persona reound here.

The Dictor said – Otay we will go find another little kid who will be col and stuff and we can travel with her and shit and it will be funny and stuff!

K-9 said – Oh for fucks sake a fucking CHILD? ARE YOU FUCKING CIDDING DOCTOR? KIDS ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYOOOOYING!

Raz said – Well I think it sounds okay and I'm Razor Fucking Awesome, so shit up K-9.

Then the Doctro flew the TARDIS and he got ou house. He walked up and rang the bell after th epreants had left. A little kid opened the door and said – Who are you?

The Doctor said – Hello I'm Doctor Who and I am here ot talke you away on magic fun time and space adventures! You want ot come little kid?

The kdi said – Otay!

Then they went into the TARDIS and the Doctor said – SO what is your name?

The little girl said – My name is Grays Holloway.

Raz sasid – Nice to fuckin meet you little Grays!

K-9 said – I still fuckin hate kids.

The Doctor aia d- Oh youre grayse hloooloway? I no you wen you grow up! You become a doctor snd get me amensaia dn we kiss and stuff! Oh that's weird.

Raz said – WELL YOU BETTER NOT FUCING KISS HER NOW, DOCTOR OKAY/?!

The Docotr said – OH of course not, Raz. That is not good and stuff, and people should not be that way towards kdis even if kids are fuckn annoying sometimes because its bad and stuff and not what sould be done for kids and those people are worse than fuckin daleks, sokay?

K-9 said – CAN WE JUST FUCKING LEAVW/?

The Doctor said – Sure! Where do you want ot gho Grayas?

Grays Hollowoay said – Iwant ot go to the time when Dionaousers were alive!

The DOCTOR said – Excellent choice!

Then they teavle dot the year 100 BC when dinosuars were on earth and they ofund some an the Doctor said – Idn't this fun, Grays?

Grays said – Yeah it is! Can I ride a t-rex?

The Doctor said – NO.

Then suddnely a tr-rex canme up and ate Grays and before the Doctor or Raz could do anything she was ded. The Doctor said – NOOOOOOOOO!O!O!N!ON!ON!O!N!ONO!O!NNNNOOOOO!

Raz said – FUCKKINNING SHIHIT O F SIHIT!

K-9 said – SHE WAS TOO YOUNG TO DIE THAT POOOR LITTLE LIKID IM SO SAD AND STUFF IW SHI SHE WAS STILL ALIVE SO I COULD DDSAY SORRY FOR BEIGN A MEANING TO HER AND SHIT.

Then the Doctor and Raz and K-9 wentinto the TARDIS, got some guns, and came bac a dn blew the T-rex up and killed it too and then they wentin into the TARDIS againa dnt he Doctor said – Well iys my fault for letting a kdi travel with me that is a bad idea and so efeminnine! I am really turning onito a women, arnet' !? I cannont let this happen! I CANNON LET THIS HAPPY!

Then they went off on more afvneutres ot to sotp himtunring into a owmen, as K-9 cried. But what the DOcot rididnt; no was thatin aniother place in time and reality, the Morbius Doctor saw and they said – Oh that is bad! We must saive time!

Another rMOrbiiusu dofcotr said – We must preserve time and save th eqest and stuff by eliminating a varinet of th eprociminty of the economy to stabilize the flow of space time and preexist the paranatural expholiation of the void!

And then ht ey created a magic rift using the Book of Needles and some sygil magic and then they stepped into the trift in space and time, they found themselves in the year 1865. Looking at eadh other they said – We no what we must do. For the sake of reality, the sake of the caonon, and the sake o th e tflow of narrativity.

Then they walked through Ford's theatre to the galellry and they found Abraham Lionocmln sitting in his seet watching the play onstage. Then, holdiong a gun to hi s head, one of the Morbuius Doctors killed him. At the sawme time another Morbiius doctor used his witchfcraft abiulites that all time lords have to create a tulpa being that was a hollow man controlled by a vooodooo dolls, who they named John Wilks Booth and weaved a tapestry of background for which they isnrrueted into h e timeline. Using Booht ,t ehy then departed, as the flow of time was forever altered and the Doctor began to be one steop farther from ever regenerating into a owmen.

Returing to the between spaces where e they resided the Morubibs occtos looked once more at the flow of time and reality, and smiled. They were the same, they were fiffienre,t the y were the doctor, they were not the doctor, they were canon, they were not canon. Everytihn wthat ever wso our whould be was contoianed witnihtin their beings and yet also they were but one small drop in the oceaons of times beign, and the fullness of reality could not compherend them intheir magjesty.