Boruto isn't mine. Happy reading..
"Are you an Uchiha?" Sarada asked.
"Um..no?" I said.
"Then how come my parents are your parents?" She asked
"Oh. Well they were my parents in their previous life." I said
"Then how old are you?" She asked
"Well I'm 20 in human years. But my godly age is 55." I told her.
"How come you have two names. That guy.." pointing towards Madara. "..called you Suzune. Which was actually Sciandre- something."
"Sciandrené. That's my godly name. The name I'm known by the gods and pantheons. Kalāra Pristine is my human name. The name I use with humans."
"Oh."
"You know..our names are constructed similarly." I said.
"Really?" She widened her eyes in surprise.
"Yeah. Sciandrené is actually actually the mix of my parents' names. Sciangené and André. Your name, Sarada, is a mix of three people: "Sa" from Sasuke, "Ra" from Sakura and "Da" from Itachi."
"Who is Itachi?"
"Hmm..I'll show you." I said mischievously.
I directed the scythe to a point and concentrated.
A portal formed and Uncle Amnesté came from it.
"Hey, Uncle Amnesté."
"Kali.. it's good to see you, dear. What's the matter? And what is the dead doing here?"
"I want you to meet someone."
And I moved out of his way to show him Sarada who was looking at him in curiosity.
"Um..no." And he tried to escape.
"Oh come on Uncle. Don't be shy.. She is your niece." I reasoned.
"Sasuke won't like that." Itachi said.
"Itachi.." Sasuke/Dad
"Otoutou.." Itachi widening.
"I want you to meet my daughter.."
"..You..do?"
"Yes Aniki." He said with a smiling face.
"Ok.."
"Sarada..meet your paternal uncle, Itachi Uchiha."
"Konnichiwa, Sarada" Itachi Oji-san said with a smile.
"Konnichiwa...Oji-san.." Sarada said slowly at him
"Kali, Sarada..there is something I need to tell you two.." Sakura/Mom said.
"What is it mom?" I asked.
"..You two..are actually.. sisters" She said.
"WHAT?" We both exclaimed.
"She is an Uchiha!" I said pointing at Sarada
"And she is a Botticelli!" She said pointing towards me.
"Sarada..you were a baby inside my womb in your previous life..you weren't born yet.." She said with a calm smile on her face.
"Mom..you were pregnant..? AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?" I screamed at her with my mouth gaping at the horror I heard.
"I would tell you if you'd never left Kathedral in the first place." She said accusingly.
"Well, I left it because you abandoned me at Olympus."
"You were the one who never came back from Olympus from your celibate training from the Maiden goddesses.." She said.
"I never wanted to GO FOR CELIBATE TRAINING IN THE FIRST PLACE!" I said.
"You.. don't wanna be a celibate..?" Konohamaru asked.
"Of course.. why the hell do you think I was reading those Icha Icha books..? I can't read them when I'm with those Maiden goddesses.. I have no idea about sex ed." I whispered at him.
But I got caught.
"You were reading ICHA ICHA TACTICS?" Sasuke/Dad roared.
"You've got good taste. Would you like a few more of the books from my edition?" Jiraiya said.
"Absolutely!" I gave him a thumps up.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT. You're not old enough to read such books, Kali." Sasuke/Dad scolded.
"Oh come on dad! I'm 55 years old! I'm even old enough to drink alcohol!" I protested.
"No daughter of mine shall read erotica in my family. Especially a maiden user from the Pristine clan."
"Even Grandma used to read.." I muttered.
"Can I read?" Sarada asked.
"NO!" Dad and Mom said.
"Anyway..Girls, we need to celebrate! I'm gonna be a grandaunt! SHOTS!" I said to Mikoto and Kushina.
"Whoo-hoo!" Kushina screamed.
"Drinks on me. Let's go." I said.
"Aren't you the one who said the dead can't eat?" Madara asked.
"Aren't you the one who is eating an inarizushi..? Hey, Fugaku-san, can I take your wife for a few drinks?" I asked.
"When have you ever asked for my permission? Do what you like..Wait..take Itachi with you" Fugaku-san said.
"You guys go ahead. I'll come by." Itachi said to Mikoto, Kushina and me.