"Man today is boring. I wish I was doing the Infinite Ikea neutralization operation." Naruto said while still on Site-19 who is bored despite that he had sex with SCP-096 that she killed someone because they interrupted her snuggle time with her Naruto-kun.
It involved the best boobjob he ever got and after he drank, her milk and it tasted delicious as she blushed as she kept going while the Security Guards only heard the usual whimpers and moaning of 096 while muttering "Lucky Bastard".
Her mouth can give the best blowjobs since 096 can suck Naruto's whole dick even to the testicles in one go. Is as they say. The shy ones are always the kinkiest ones.
(SCP-173's containment chamber)
We see in the containment of the first SCP that is known worldwide but is not just a statue that will snap your neck once you look away.
No. Is more than that, as the Foundation will find out about the sculpture on this very day.
"Man today is boring as fucking shit!" A fair-skinned short girl with a slender build. Brown eyes that were accentuated by her eyelashes extending into the corners of her eyes that is usually sporting an impassive expression on her face. The most distinctive feature is her long, untamed, dark red hair that falls past her shoulders with long parted bangs framing either side of her face and one between her eyes.
This is Tayuya Uzumaki, a D-Class who is currently staring at SCP-173 while her best friend is cleaning the chamber along with another D-Class doing the same at not blinking unless needed.
"Will you shut up while I am cleaning here? I don't know how can a sculpture can take a dump if it doesn't have an anus?" Another woman said who has fair skin, black eyes with very long black hair, almost reaching down to her calves, tied by a violet ribbon right near the end.
This is Kin Tsuchi Uchiha, best friend of Tayuya and a member of the Uchiha family thought it is known that they became D-Class due to being framed by the Global Occult Coalition.
As Kin finished cleaning the chamber as they ordered her to clean the sculpture's behind something unexpected happened: the sculpture slapped Kin's hand while the two D-Class where staring at her.
"How dare you touch one of my sacred places reserved for Naruto-kun!?" The sculpture said as it crumbles on its own as it instantly reassembled itself as a human woman with red eyes and green pupils. Has long brown hair that reaches her upper back and has ample breasts. She has a black choker and a cap that has the design of her statue form's face.
This is SCP-173's true form or Karla Koitern a half Japanese human-koitern hybrid that is feared by the majority of the Foundation as her life has always been about snapping neck for "The Crunch" because it was the only thing that she could do when not looked but these two girls aren't human and Karla can sense it that they smell old like gods unlike 343 as they can see her move freely.
She tried to snap Tayuya's neck but only heard a soft squeak after she turned Tayuya's head various times until she adjusted her head to normal and felt no pain and still alive.
"What the hell just fucking happened?" Tayuya asked herself since she is still alive.
Then she went towards Kin and her neck wouldn't budged at all and it felt like metal as Karla felt an electric shock to her whole body that hurt her somehow.
Suddenly a power outage happened as Karla disappear from the chamber into the vents.
"Gotta find Naruto-kun." Karla said to herself in the vents as Tayuya and Kin wondered about that.
"Screw this! I'm fucking out of here!" Tayuya said as she and Kin left the chamber to the second floor break room for shelter.
(Back with Naruto)
SCP-106 has breached containment!
I repeat! SCP-106 has breached containment!
Naruto yawned while next to Meridiana (SCP-166) who is now a fellow researcher just like her biological father Dr. Alto Clef, whom she despises. Due to new management of the SCP Foundation, they have made more anomaly on their own free will to work at the Foundation for instance Setsuna or SCP-682 is now also part of the Mobile Task Force as a solo agent instead of trying to terminate her, which saved a lot of money and human resources tenfold since she can't die (if none existence didn't affect her than what else aside from absolute death on a cellular level).
"Dang it the power went out!" Meri said as the emergency power activated their low lumen lights.
"So Corporal Larry Lawrence is starting his feeding time again." Naruto said growling as he despises SCP-106 with passion during a containment breach in which he tried to torture and kill Setsuna and Ahri for his sick entertainment.
The three never spoke about the incident but Naruto knew what actually happened to his girls as he got authorization to kill SCP-106. The reason was the Larry tried to rape them inside his pocket dimension.
The Foundation despite their objective to secure, contain and protect has to have limits.
What if SCP-106 tries to leave again? Even The Specter (he is agreeing with the Scarlet King for 343's sake) and the Ethics Committee agree with Naruto to kill SCP-106 and various anomalies that are deemed unredeemable to be reasoned/empathized/sympathized without causing collateral damage unlike a certain trigger-happy reality sinker doctor who was a member of the Global Occult Coalition.
Meri had to learn the hard way when two agents of the G.O.C. tried to kill her when she was having a date with Naruto at a local restaurant and Vidia wasn't happy about it. Naruto assured her that it was self-defense in which it ended with Meri using her herbamancy to kill the two agents from the inside out from their asses.
"I think they already had stick up their asses." Meri said jokingly as they continued their date as Naruto wiped the memories of the witnesses and told that a woman had a massive period on the floor.
"In a way Naruto is like a person she can truly trust."
Naruto was aware that Dr. Francis or Clef was spying on them outside but he was proud that his daughter learned self-defense but pissed off that it was Naruto who thought her especially since he knows that he is the Scarlet King himself. Since most of the staff forget, that Naruto can sense emotions!
However, it was strange that they were sent to kill Meri especially after the debacle of an SCP-096 incident where someone insulted a picture of her. The Administrator of the SCP Foundation who is known by the codename S.E. personally went to the United Nations to give them information about the most dangerous anomalies (excluding 076-2, 096, 682, 953 and 2006) since the G.O.C.'s goal is to destroy anomalies but their flaws is that they don't kill the ones that need to be but The Administrator said to not merge the Foundation with the G.O.C due to a "certain" probability that shall not be spoken.
Meanwhile, as SCP-106 took Agent Lawrence to his pocket dimension as Dr. Buck orders Gustav to use a D-Class to break his bones in order to bait SCP-106 to his containment cell unaware that the anomaly will finally be killed.
Dr. Buck and Meri suddenly notice the smell of trench feet and decay as a portal made of corrosive tar came to view as a man that is practically cover in the same substance was nearly naked if it weren't for the tattered vest that he wears as the only piece of clothing. His white eyes similar to a great white shark. The perpetual grin that screams stranger danger.
This is SCP-106 dubbed the Old Man of by his real name Corporal Larry Lawrence a former British soldier of World War I that had his documents lost as he was bland in personality until that faithful day that he stumbled in a tar portal and came back into the sadistic being that the Foundation tried to kill due to being a Keter class but the reason he isn't Apollyon is that he always comes back after feeding himself with the screams of torture of his victims.
Meri is aware that her reality warping powers are useless inside 106's pocket dimension as he takes both of them into his domain for the unspeakable.
106 made an evil laugh as he enters his pocket dimension as it closes.
Suddenly, it opens showing Naruto safely helping Amelia and Meri out of the pocket dimension as Naruto laughs evilly at the readers.
All that is heard were screams of agony but not from Naruto as it was from 106 as Naruto was beating the shit out of the supposed old man as he was begging for mercy but Naruto ignored him as he kept strangling him as the corrosive mucus didn't even faze him at all.
Larry tried to escape but two white limbs with their own corrosive mucus grabbed him into his pocket dimension.
"Please have mercy for this old man!" For the first time in more than a century, Corporal Larry Lawrence spoke in a complete sentence after his transformation.
"Mercy? You want mercy you fucking bastard!" Naruto yelled at him as Larry tried to control his pocket dimension but can't as if he isn't in control anymore when suddenly he felt pain not from Naruto but from his own skin.
"What did I ever did to you!?" Larry yelled since he never directly met Naruto at all even when he went to Site-17 to find more "toys" to play when he stumbled upon a containment chamber with the number 048 but felt an urge to not enter the door.
"Not from me but a certain lizard girl and a kumiho that you tried to rape!" Naruto yelled at him as he suddenly transform into his original form towering over Larry as his main eyes on his chest were looking down at Larry which so much hatred that it made Larry tremble in fear as he should have since he heard stories of the Scarlet King before being in the army from his parents as a way to keep him well behaved.
"Your existence is not needed as I don't know why Dr. Gears wrote about you at all in the first place as you lack no motive of your doings even if you wanted a normal life. But the moment you mess with my family now that is personal!" Naruto said with his voice booming which confused Larry since he doesn't recall a Dr. Gears. Unaware that Naruto broke the fourth wall.
Naruto saw Hope's godfather Agent Lawrence unconscious at the floor looking a little thinner but still alive as Naruto used a tentacle limb to take him outside of the pocket dimension to get medical help.
Agent Lawrence briefly opened his eyes as he saw the Scarlet King in the flesh was helping him but he saw the eyes in the head as he recognized them.
"Naruto?" He said before losing consciousness again.
"Now what to do to torture you before ending your pathetic parasitic life. I know something that will make you scream like the filthy pig you are!" Naruto said with an evil grin that scared Larry since is the same grin he always does to his victims.
Naruto makes a portal to space, specifically to the sun.
(Near the Sun)
Sauelsuesor waved at Naruto since she is also aware of Naruto being the Scarlet King but her brother the Sun told her that he is good for her.
"Hi Sau." Naruto called her by her nickname that he gave her, as she is one of the few people that knows his secret position at the Foundation.
"Now what?" Larry asked pleadingly as he whimpered in fear on what Naruto will do to him.
"This!" Naruto puts a giant stick the size of an oak tree into Larry's ass as he scream as if he was a D-Class being put on the femur breaker for ten hours straight as Naruto altered time around the sun's orbit just to torment Larry as he likes being watched when torturing people as the tables turn around at him.
"Any last words?" Naruto said tauntingly at Larry who was quiet as Naruto nears the sun as he began to roast Larry alive while Sau was somehow eating popcorn since this Larry was a complete monster to the Foundation and the whole world as the being was never willing to cooperate or tried to be reasoned with but also is a serial rapist.
On that day, SCP-106 is finally Neutralized.
(Back at Site-19)
With the power back on, as Amelia and Meri are unharmed as well as Agent Lawrence as Naruto phase into existence with his cloak.
SCP-4197 or Dr. Sarah Haselhusrt (née Veers) came into the room to check is everyone was all right.
Amelia tends to call her by her proper name just like Dr. Bright and Dr. Kain Pathos Crow and even accepted her Sarkicism methods as normal as her married to Victor or known SCP-049.
She came towards Amelia, Meri and Lawrence since all three were inside 106's pocket dimension if they still had signs of corrosion as she remembered the time that her husband was ordered to eliminate 106 that he had to cut his arm off so it wouldn't spread.
Agent Lawrence wakes up while distancing himself away from Naruto.
"You. You. You are the Scarlet King? But how!?" Lawrence said as he was looking at the others present (sans Gustav) who stayed quiet as they already knew.
"I wouldn't blabbed about that in the opening Lawrence. Since we don't want this certain mole of the Chaos Insurgency to give out real information about us." Naruto said in a low voice with his eyes glowing as he puts Gustav to sleep as he alters his memories of the event.
"Why hide this from me? Does Molly know about it? You saved me and you are the manifestation of true evil that needs to be stopped." Agent Lawrence said worried since this is the person that helped the Foundation since he was a child, who managed to reform the Hard to Destroy Lizard girl and the Polymorphic Humanoid, the only person that the Shy Gal doesn't want to kill just for looking at her face, the one who reasoned with SCP-2747 and SCP-3812 to not destroy reality but to help protect humanity and among other things. As this is the being that SCP-999 has to defeat but Naruto looks calm as sadistic as he is he doesn't kill for pleasure at all.
"There are things that most of the Foundation can't know yet Lawrence and consider yourself lucky to being in the loop." Naruto said with his voice back to normal.
"Wait a minute so Gustav is the spy working for the Chaos Insurgency? But he is just a rookie."Lawrence asked him as everyone else face palmed.
"Really? Oh come on. That is so obvious since I had Nemu (SCP-079) hacked into his communication feed and that I have Intel on both Chaos Insurgency and Global Occult Coalition. Most importantly, I can read minds. Wasn't suspicious that he only met Shion once and never asked to run tests on her or even feed her when she had trouble with her powers. Or even talking to God." Naruto explained.
"Don't say anything about it yet." Naruto said to him.
"But why? Since the O5 Council needs to know about it." Lawrence said.
"Oh contraire Lawrence. The O5 Council are aware of it from the get go. Besides they know they should always have to obey direct orders from The Administrator." Naruto said with a smirk.
"Who are you talking to?" Agent Lawrence asked while looking at the wall in front of him.