Chapter 6
Randy decides to talk with Carley who is working on radio and next to her are Debbie and Theresa.
Randy: Excuse me, Ms...
Carley: Carley.
Randy: Carley. You are a good shot.
Carley: Well, you don't fuck with a reporter, kid.
Randy: Indeed. You are pretty good.
Carley: Really? I'm a disaster.
Randy: I don't think so.
Carley:... Before I joined, I saw my boss getting eaten right in front of me. I was about to die until that dorky guy over there saved me.
Randy: I'm sorry.
Carley: She was an asshole, anyway.
Randy: I understand. Wait for a second, The Chubby guy saved you?
Carley: Yeah and his name is Doug(twdg). Can you believe it? Those ghouls or zombies, or whatever they're called, were about to eat me but that guy Doug(twdg) came to the rescue!
Randy: Uh huh but which Doug are you talking about Doug the chubby guy or the glasses one?
Carley rolled her eyes at Randy
Carley: The Chubby guy, of course.
Randy: Sorry, I'm really confused because they're two Dougs in our group?
Carley: Yeah, that makes me confused too.
Randy: Yeah, I never knew that Doug guy(twdg) could be the heroic type.
Carley: Yeah, He is kinda cute, in that parent's basement sort of way.
Randy: What?
Carley: Huh? Oh, nothing.
Randy: Debbie, Theresa, how did you two, Doug(rc9gn) and Bucky come here?
Debbie: We came here in Atlanta because Bucky and Doug(rc9gn) invited me and Theresa go to the camping with you and Howard.
Randy: Wait? They both invited you both?
Debbie: Yeah, when me, Theresa, Doug(rc9gn) and Bucky arrived to Atlanta, we got attacked by zombies(rc9gn) around us. Some of the zombies trying to grabbed Doug(rc9gn). And lucky for him, Carley shoot that zombie and the guy named Doug(twdg) rescued us.
Carley: When we found you guys, you looked more horrible then those monsters.
Debbie: Hey, we were scared alright?
Randy: And Doug(rc9gn) get grabbed by a zombie?
Debbie: Yeah, but we don't care if he getting bitten or not.
Carley: Debbie, it's not very nice to talk to your friend like that. (Seriously. Carley cares about Doug (rc9gn))
Debbie: Yeah. Whatever.
Theresa: After that, we met Lilly, Larry and Glenn and came here. Before you, Howard and the people that you had with you showed up.
Randy: Ok, I understand. Let's talk later.
Carley: Ok
Randy is walked to Doug(rc9gn)
Randy: Um...Doug(rc9gn), can we talk for a second?
Doug(rc9gn): What do you want, Randy? Say "Shut up, Doug" again as usual.
Randy: Yes but not now. I've never said this before but are you ok after that zombie trying to get you and Clementine?
Doug(rc9gn): Well I'm ok but just a bit chilly in my bones. Jeez, that zombie almost grabbed my leg. Oh... I almost got grabbed again, twice...
Randy: I know, Debbie told me about that.
Doug(rc9gn): And that little girl named is Clementine? And that guy over there is her dad? * looking at Lee*
Randy sign annoyed when Doug asked too many questions
Randy: Ugh... No. That's not her dad. He's... just some guy that Howard and I find in a woods until we find her. Listen, we should be called you Douglas for now on because of you and that Doug guy can be confused when we call you or him by the same name. (Yep, For now on Doug(rc9gn) is Douglas(rc9gn))
Douglas (rc9gn): Yeah, you're right, Randy. Called me Douglas for now on.
Randy: Good. Also, Shut it, Douglas!
Suddenly, Glenn's voice is heard from the walkie-talkie.
Glenn: Um hey there, it's Glenn. Hey little girl, can you put your daddy on the phone? Or on the walkie-talkie or whatever?
Lee takes the walkie-talkie.
Lee: It's Lee, what's up?
Glenn: So I'm here at the Motor Inn, getting gas and then these guys showed up and... I'm stuck.
Lee: Stuck?
Glenn: Yeah. Also, these guys won't leave.
Kenny: What's up?
Lee: Glenn is in trouble. Look, Glenn, I'm coming right now to get you.
Glenn: Cool.
Lee: Hey Clem, I'm gonna borrow the walkie-talkie for a bit. I'll give it back to you when I get back.
Kenny: So what are you going to do?
Lee: Well, Doug's(twdg) not good around zombies, Bucky and Doug kid(rc9gn) has to watch the door, you gotta watch your family here, Randy and Howard will have to keep an eye on Clementine and Debbie and Theresa will have to stay here to defend the place in case something happens. I'm going to take Carley.
Kenny: You do that.
Carley: Alright.
Lee: Ok then.
Carley: Tell me when you're ready. I could use a jog.
Lee: Well, let's go now.
Carley: Ok.
Lee: Guys, keep an eye on Clementine would you?
Randy: Don't worry, Lee. I'll keep an eye on Clem.
Howard: Great! Now, we're going to babysit this little girl.
Randy: Howard, please.
Howard: Ugh, fine.
Lee and Carley leave the pharmacy.
Howard: So what do we do?
Randy: Let's wait for them for a while.
Howard: Fine. I wish I could go home and play Mczombie apocalypse instead of staying with many stranger danger especially that old fart who had a heart attack.
Randy: But we can't because many zombies are outside there.
Howard: Yeah, but why don't use your ninja suit instead.
Randy: I really need to but I can't just transform into the ninja and fight zombies besides the survivor and our friends will found out I'm missing while I'm ninja out.
The Nomicon started glowing from Randy's Hoodie
Randy: I know, Nomicon. Keep a secret identity from everyone else when I'm ninja out. Let's just save ourselves a shloomp on this one, huh.
Randy goes to talk with Doug(twdg) and Bucky.
Randy: Hello Doug(twdg), Bucky.
Bucky: Hey, Randy! It's nice to see you here when this outbreak happens during our camping trip, Zing!
Randy: Umm...Yes, Bucky. So how are things out there?
Doug(twdg): It's good so far. Wanna have a look?
Randy: I don't think I have a death wish.
Doug(twdg): Don't worry, the gate is locked so we are safe.
Randy: Maybe not now. We can wait for Lee.
Doug(twdg): Ok.
Randy:... Bucky, how about you and Douglas(rc9gn) take a break and I watch the door for you?
Bucky: Which Doug are you talking about?
Randy: Douglas, our classmate. But we should call him Douglas for now on, ok?
Bucky: Ok, Randy. Doug(rc9gn) change into Douglas, Zing!
Bucky and Douglas (rc9gn) walk away and Randy moves next to Doug(twdg).
Randy: I want to tell you something, Doug (twdg).
Doug(twdg): What is it?
Randy: Well, Carley told me that you are cute.
Doug(twdg) blushes when he hears that.
Doug(twdg): She said that?
Randy: Yes.
Doug(twdg):... Do you think she likes me?
Randy: Maybe.
Doug(twdg):... I like her too but I'm too nervous. I'm afraid of screwing it up.
Randy: Don't worry, I'm also nervous when I'm trying to confess love to Theresa.
Doug(twdg): You mean the girl over there?
Doug(twdg) pointed at Theresa who besides with Debbie and Carley which make Randy a bit blush
Randy: Y-Yeah.
Doug(twdg): Well, I think you and Theresa can make a cute couple.
Randy: R-Really? Thanks.
Doug(twdg): No problem.
Randy: We should talk later until Lee's get here
Doug(twdg): Ok.
Randy: Bucky, Douglas(rc9gn), you can watch the door again.
Bucky: Ok.
Bucky goes back on watching the door with Doug(twdg). Douglas(rc9gn) just walked to Randy without answering. Which Randy feel weird about Douglas(rc9gn). He's even quieter than usual. Randy thinks he still traumatized after the attacked.
Randy walks to Lilly who is watching Larry.
Randy: How is he doing, Lilly?
Lilly: I'm not sure I got your name?
Randy: It's Randy. Randy Cunningham.
Lilly: Lilly. My dad is Larry... Sorry for being mean earlier. I was just trying to protect the group.
Randy: Maybe.
Lilly: Now his heart is acting up again and I can't do anything. Oh, and with that friend of yours who wish my dad to die, I really don't like him.
Randy: I'm sorry, sometimes Howard can be really angry and yelled a lot at these situations. So Lilly, do you have a job?
Lilly: I work at Warner Robins. The Air Force Base.
Randy: I heard about it. Pilot?
Lilly: Nah, just mechanics stuff. I deal with a bunch of shitheads and bureaucrats all day. Sometimes a plane if I get lucky.
Randy: What's wrong with your father?
Lilly: He's got a heart condition. He had many heart attacks in the past and he had to be taken to the hospital.
Randy: I don't think that's an option right now.
Lilly: I'm just trying to keep him relaxed.
Howard walks toward Randy, Lilly and Larry.
Howard: Yeah right. Your dad got a temper in his butt.
Larry: Ah, fuck you!
Randy: Howard!
Howard: I'm just saying...
Lilly: Yeah, he doesn't mean it.
Randy: We got Clementine here, Kenny's family-
Lilly: He and I are a family!
Howard: I'm just saying that people can't handle a temper like that. It seems like you can't either.
Lilly: I'm trying to do my best. Don't act like he is the reason everything is screwed!
Randy: Howard, show some respect to Lilly.
Howard: Fine! Sorry, I didn't mean to say that.
Lilly: You should have.
Howard walked away and keep an eye on Clementine. Lilly looks at Clementine.
Lilly: Where's her mom?
Randy: In Savannah, I think.
Lilly: Oh, so Lee isn't her dad.
Randy: No. Me, Howard and Lee found her. She has been surviving all by herself. I think Clementine's parents... Didn't make it.
Lilly: Oh...
Randy: We heard the answering machine, it sounded bad out there.
Lilly:... Well, she is lucky to have you three. I'm gonna keep an eye on him.
Randy: Very well.
Howard talks with Clementine.
Howard: Hey Clem.
Clementine: Hey...
Howard: So... How are you doing?
Clementine: Not good.
Howard: Yeah.
Clementine smiles.
Clementine: But everything will be fine soon.
Howard: I hope so too
Randy walks to Clementine
Randy: Hey, have this.
Randy gives her an energy bar.
Clementine: Thank you.
Randy: No problem.
Howard: No fair. How can she have an energy bar?!
Randy: Because she's a little girl, Howard. And she needs to eat.
Howard: But I'm hungry.
Randy: So do I.
Debbie walks to Randy and Howard. And she begins to sarcasm at Howard.
Debbie: And you should go on a diet, Howard. You're too fat to running away from zombies. Not the mention, you can't fight zombies with that tiny finger of yours.
Howard: Like you're supposed to be with Theresa and Carley, Debbie Kang!
Debbie: Yeah right. I guess the apocalypse has not affected your attitude a bit, huh?
Howard: Hey, So do yours, Nerdball Kang!
Debbie: Yeah, yeah.
Debbie walks away.
Clementine: Why did she talk to you like that, Howard?
Howard: Well, let's just say that I was kind of a jerk before I arrived here.
Clementine: You were mean to people?
Howard: Maybe...
Clementine:... But did you actually want to be mean to everybody?
Howard: Not really. There is a reason.
Clementine: What is it?
Howard: Because not all realities are nice.
Clementine: I'm sorry if I...
Howard: Nah, it's fine.
Randy walks over to Kenny and his family.
Kenny: Hey Randy. Lee really gave that old man hell.
Randy: Yeah, Larry has a problem with his anger.
Kenny: Well, I guess so. Anyway, me and Kat appreciate you and Lee's support.
Katjaa: Thank you, Randy.
Kenny: But I really disappointed about what your friend, Howard says that about Duck.
Randy: Sorry about my friend. He can be out of control.
Kenny: Yeah, it's fine.
Randy: So, How's Duck doing?
Katjaa: He is just shocked, but he is ok.
Kenny: We're lucky as hell that nobody got grabbed.
Randy: I agree.
Katjaa: How's Clementine doing?
Randy: Good, I guess.
Kenny: She is a tough one.
Katjaa: She is just a little girl, Kenny.
Kenny: What did you say again, Randy? She spends days surviving on her own?
Randy: Yes.
Kenny: Not any little girl can do that.
Randy: Well, I don't want to take any more of your time so-
Kenny: Randy, can we please talk in private?
Randy: Sure.
Kenny and Randy walk away and talk.
Kenny: It's about Hershel's farm.
Randy: Oh.
Kenny: I didn't even try to save him, it's all my fault.
Randy: It's not your fault, Kenny. Things happen so fast.
Kenny: I know. But I can't stop seeing him in my head.
Randy: You didn't kill him.
Kenny: Yes I did! I couldn't saved him.
Randy: Your decision didn't kill Shawn. We aren't heroes, we can't stop disasters. (Whispered to himself)But the ninja can
Kenny: What did you said, Randy?
Randy: Nothing, Kenny. Try to let it go.
Kenny: Yeah, Thank you.
Kenny walks over to his family. Lee, Carley and Glenn show up.
Howard: Hey, you're back!
Lee: Yeah. Here's your walkie-talkie, Clem.
Lee gives Clementine her walkie-talkie back.
Clementine: Thank you, Lee.
Randy notices that Glenn looks sad.
Randy: What's wrong, Glenn.
Glenn:... It's nothing. I managed to get the gas.
Randy:... Ok.
Carley: How are things here?
Kenny: Well, our "friend" still has problems. He won't make it if we don't get the pills.
Lee: We need to find the keys and get the pills.
Randy: Did you find anything while you were out there, Lee?
Lee: Yeah.
Lee shows them an axe.
Howard: Cool! An Axe!
Lee: Yes. It's an Axe, Howard but not for you.
Howard: Ahhh... Come on!
Randy: Ok. Now let's find those keys.
To be Continued.