Chapter 2
Let me tell you, you want to know the best thing about this Galaxy? The force doesn't count. Nope not all the hot alien chicks, nope not getting to live out a weird childhood dream. You want to know? The best thing about this galaxy are the fucking droids! The little buggers are amazing. Sure they're not as smart or sophisticated as the models in the movies, but man I love these things.
All I had to do was tell the droid(that was on the stolen ship) where I wanted to go and it did the rest. Fucking Elon would lose his shit over this. But back to plotting; I'm currently on my way to Korriban. The planet is currently abandoned because the current Sith Emperor made Dromund Kass the new capital of the Sith empire. Also on the ship was a calendar, thank fucking god for this. Now I know when exactly I am on the timeline.
To make it simple, I have 3,868 years until the Naboo incident happens and 258 years until Revan escapes. Things to do within the next 258 years are as follows:
1. Raid Korriban for all Sith Knowledge
2. Learn enough, then sneak into the Jedi temple on Coruscant or another temple. Steal their shit.
3. Find a way to live forever, or find a path to immortality
4. Start finding a way to make money.
Easy enough.
Wait, adding one more step, steal some fucking Beskar along the way. Why? Cause that is some hard shit and I want to see if I can make a Droid out of it. Can you imagine a Droid made out of fucking Beskar? The fucking Mandolorioans would loose their shit. Que evil cackle.
A few downsides to the galaxy are that they do not have a set currency in place. Sure the Republic will eventually push for the Republic credit, but that is still not across whole galaxies or systems. The Sith also have their own currency, and once the republic wins, well i now know why the outer realms and systems are poor. Or will be poor. The republic government might be good now, but by the time the war ends? The corruption will set in and then whole systems will be fucked.
Not to mention the fucking Huts too. God those fucking worms. They're just starting out, but those ugly motherfuckers….
Back on track, right now I don't need money or any of the currencies, because one, I can leach off my parents on Naboo, turns out they are pretty set. Wanna know why? Get this, Jar-Jar Binks the fucking idot(read master Sith to be) is descended from the current king of the Gungans.
Yup, I'm royalty.
Moving on!
Supplies were easy to get, I loaded up the ship with enough food to last me 10 years. Not taking any chances of dying in space. Also I can trade food for fuel on certain planets.
TimeSkip
It's been months on this fucking ship by myself….WITH NO INTERNET OR GAMES! I've come this close to losing my mind, the only thing I can do is study. Oh, I should mention that I am studying how to make Droids and the weapons of my people. I would rather do this than go into cryo sleep. Light speed travel is not available on every ship right now. Another thing I'm going to have to fix.
But on to the weapons, from what I remember from the movies, and what I'm looking at right now the Gungans will not make much progress on their technology from this. It is a very primitive plasma and EMP weapons.
I wonder if I made the Gungans more advance, how bad that would fuck up the timeline? Debating the pros and cons of the idea, I decided against it for now. Right now my main priorities are to learn as much of the force as I can and find a way to live forever.
My mind drifted into another thought, while this galaxy is advanced, in some areas they are very primitive. I am also taking into account what I know of the future. From the movies, TV shows and the books; they never really anything like the internet. That got my mind into one of the steps of my plan.
Make money.
If I could find some way to make a galaxy wide internet, that would be a game changer. Just even beginning to think of the idea gave me headaches. This is not just a planet. This would span entire galaxies. I would have to factor in solar radiations, ship signals, asteroids and whatever else is out there. As of now, that idea is frozen.
And to my sadness, so is space tinder and space facebook? Spacebook? Fucking hell.
I have about two to four more months of travel before I get within korriban's star system. There I would check the systems for any of the empire's ships and guards. Even though the planet is abandoned, it is still the birthplace of the Sith and also a tomb world.
Timeskip
The droid steered the ship to one of the moons of Korriban, I started to run the scans. Hiding behind the moon will shield me from any weapons should I be detected by any ships. The last four months I have been spending my time learning all that I can about this ship, and about the ships during this time. These are wayyy better than anything we could have ever imagined back on earth, and the best part was that these were not even the best ones. They would get much much better.
After the primary scan was done and revealed no ships, I told the droid to steer us towards the planet and onto a landing site.
The fucking problem was I had no fucking idea what or where to look for. Fucking fanfics making this shit seem easy; oh you jsut show up to that place you heard or saw in a movie and book and fucking bobs your fucking uncle. I have given myself one year to explore and find anything that is useful on this planet, after that I would have to leave. I am not taking any more chances with the war going on.
Timeskip
To a lifelong Star Wars fan, and I think to anyone else in my situation; Korriban was Majestic, in a gloomy and dark sort of way. However it had a certain allure to it. Something that just pulled you in. There was something very strange about this planet, and I was not talking about the force. I wonder if this allure was what drew in the first dark lords of the Sith. Something to dwell upon another time.
This planet was harsh, there was no other word for it. But I could see how the Sith were born and raised here. These high mountains and dreadful valleys made the Sith very strong in body, and due to the natural force hub that this planet is, strong in the force as well.
As I gazed across the skyline I could not help but wonder how it must have looked in its prime. Then a screech broke my thoughts reminding me that while the Sith left this planet, the animals did not. Terentateks, Shyracks, Tuk'ata and even fucking Hssiss. I cannot even begin to imagine life on this planet. Those thoughts aside, it was time to get to work. I had one year to find the Valley of the Dark Lords and explore any other ruins or monuments along that time.
Chapter 2 done? I wanted to write more but this felt like a good spot to end this chapter.
Yes, I made Sith Jar-Jar a prince, for now this doesn't change much, but its a good plot device to be used later if I need it.
Feel free to recommend any girls you want from the star wars verse in the pairing. Not too sure how I'm going to play that yet but we shall see.
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S95N out!
