Author Note: Okay in honor of Beltane which is for fertility and celebration of life I present this sixth year story. The death eaters or someone released a terror weapon in diagon alley. Oh noes. The results of which are very expansive. As usual I disavow any knowledge of writing this, ownership of this or even that it exists. This tape will self destruct in six seconds. Enjoy.

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Hermione woke up with her breasts full, heavy and swollen. She was a bit confused as her calendar confirmed that her period wasn't for another week. She examined them carefully in the mirror and frowned as her normal B cups appeared to have grown to a C cup. Her nipples were larger thicker and erect, as well. They would be very obvious no matter what clothes she put on.

Since she was still at home and would not be going back for her sixth year for several more days she could not use magic to alter her clothes so she would just have to deal with it. Since they did not hurt or seem to have any other issues she just shrugged and went about her day.

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When she woke up the next day she grunted as her breasts felt heavier and larger. Sitting up they swayed and moved under her sleep shirt. Going downstairs braless she was glad her parents were not home as they bounced and moved obviously. Taking a tape measure from the junk drawer she measured and confirmed she had grown again as she was now a D cup.

Since she could not fit any of her bras or even her mother's bras she took an ace bandage and wrapped her chest. As this was probably something magical she would not bother her parents with them until she had to. She just hoped they would stop growing before she got back to the school in a week. She went through the medical journals in their library and found a few muggle conditions that would cause rapid breast growth but that was usually over several weeks not days.

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She woke up with the buttons on her sleep shirt popped and broken as her now DD breasts splayed across her chest as she laid on her back. When she sat up they swayed and slapped together on her chest hanging in perfect tear drops.

If she kept growing her parents would definitely notice their size. She would have to discus this with them when they got home tonight.

She began to bind them but when she did they started to ache and burn. She stopped and they felt much better. Frowning at the problem she found one of her larger shirts and pulled it on. With her large mounds stretching the shirt she sighed as her nipples made large thimble sized protrusions in the fabric.

She was sitting back reading when her parents came in. She stood up causing them to stop and look at her in surprise.

"Well this is a new look pumpkin." her dad quipped.

"Yeah I need to tell you guys something." Hermione worried her lip as they sat down opposite her.

"So what happened sweetie?" Emma asked in concern.

"A couple days ago I woke up with my breasts sore and achy. They have been growing larger each day and I don't know why."

"Do you think this is something magical?" Dan asked. "Can we take you somewhere?"

"You might be able to take me to Saint Mungo's I guess. Only I don't know if you can come in there."
Emma squeezed Hermione's hand. "Well we can try. So where is this Saint Mungo's?"

"It's in London. The east end." Hermione explained.

"Okay well we'll get you a bigger shirt and take you tonight okay?"

Hermione smiled in relief. "Okay thanks."

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Emma and Dan had managed to enter Saint Mungo's with Hermione. She was wearing one of her mother's large sleep shirts which managed to hide her bosom at least.

When they entered the waiting room she noticed Luna Lovegood was sitting there wearing a tight sundress that did not hide the large melons she was sporting.

"Luna what happened to you?" Hermione gasped.

"Most likely the same thing that happened to you." She said looking up with a slight smile.

"Oh no. So I wonder what happened?"

Luna shrugged making her bosom shift and move. One creamy nipple popped over the top of the elastic of the dress. Luna sighed and pushed it back down and adjusted the dress.

Dan carefully studied the potted plant next to his chair. It studied him back briefly before shuffling off to his surprise.

"Uh Luna where is your parents?" Emma asked politely ignoring the unusual behavior of the local flora.

"Father is in the lounge speaking with Madam Bones. She brought Susan in a few minutes ago. Since she already had larger breasts she is quite huge." Luna stated.

"Oh great. Have you seen anyone else?" Hermione asked reflexively covering her breasts.

"Hannah Abbott was leaving when I arrived. She had rather large breasts as well." Luna said with a slight grunt of realization. "I wonder if there is a common cause."

Hermione sat beside Luna grumpily, "Great some magical disease running around that causes your boobs to grow. Just wonderful."

"Well it could be something innocuous like a common allergen that we have been exposed to but I doubt it." Luna said.

"Luna Lovegood." The nurse called.

"I will see if father will wait for you to get done before we leave." Luna said standing up.

"Thanks Luna, maybe we can compare notes."

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Hermione had been called back several minutes later, her mother went back with her. The healer had her remove her top and began to examine her breasts. They ran their wand over them, touched her nipples with it and then cast a few other spells. One of the spells was at her pubic region.

"Well wait here. I need to go check on something." The healer said as she left.

"So how are you feeling?" Emma asked.

"Okay I guess. These things are heavier than I was expecting." Hermione joked.

"Well it could be worse I suppose. They could be lighter than air." Emma chuckled.

"Oh no. That would be crazy, a few more days and I'd be floating on the ceiling." Hermione groaned holding her arms over her breasts.

The healer walked in with an older woman in healer robes. The two of them smiled at Hermione and her mother. "Okay we have good news and bad news. Which would you want first."
Hermione looked at her mother before saying, "The bad news I guess."

"Okay. The condition you have is Inflatio Maxima Mammaria. They will continue to grow larger each day until your body cannot produce enough blood to keep the tissues alive. Its a very rare curse that only affects virginal witches. Apparently there was a uh, I guess bio-weapon attack by death eaters would be the best way to describe it in Diagon Alley. We've been trying to track down all of the girls affected but a few here and there might have escaped. So if before you leave you can give us a list of any other girls from school who you might have seen that day."

"Great. So is there a cure or treatment?" Emma asked as Hermione tried to recall who had been in Diagon Alley the day she was there.

"Oh yes the treatment is quite easy and restores the breasts to their original size with no scars or stretch marks at all." The healer said.

"Oh good." Emma said. "So when can you begin the treatment?"
"Well that depends on your daughter and her boyfriend." The healer replied.

"Excuse me?" Hermione said almost snapping the quill.

"Well the only cure for this is to lose your virginity. By doing so the magical emanations of the curse are dissipated and her magical pattern reasserts its superiority." The healer said.

"I have to have sex with a boy to get rid of this?" Hermione scoffed doubtfully.

"Yes and it has to be full skin on skin contact unfortunately as any barriers prevent the magical aura of the male partner from driving out the curse. Also we cannot give you a magical prophylactic as the aura of the potion will cause the curse to accelerate the growth exponentially."
"Are you telling me that even with all the magic in this place the only cure for this, this, this thing, is for my daughter to have unprotected sex with a boy, risking pregnancy, or her breasts will keep growing?"

"Yes ma'am. I'm sorry but the curse does not respond to anything else. No other magic will work on it." The healer said apologetically,

"Well fine. I suppose I'll figure it out." Hermione said pulling the shirt back on. She had an idea but wondered how difficult it would be to make it happen.

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Hermione and Emma returned to the waiting room to find Luna and her father talking to Dan. Susan was there with her aunt as well. Susan looked like she was smuggling watermelons under her shirt. Her breasts were not the only part of her that had expanded as her backside was a round large shelf that could have held at least four copies of Hogwarts a History on each cheek. Her nipples did not point towards the floor so much due to a large round and jiggly belly that made Hermione think of the Michelin Man, her thighs were so large and meaty that her legs did not actually full close, yet they still touched. Her hips had widened to the point that a loveseat had to be an individual chair for her. Hermione felt a lot better about her own minor inflation.

"Hello Hermione. Did they confirm that you have the same problem?" Luna asked cheerfully.

"Yeah. They did." Hermione said off handedly as she couldn't help but stare at Susan. She was smiling at Hermione with a full round face that had twin plump lips and four chins.

"Hi Hermione. They said I was right next to whatever it was that went off so everything expanded on me."

"Oh. Are you okay?" Hermione asked in concern.

"Yeah I feel okay. I just need to get treatment soon." Susan huffed as she moved sideways to get out of the way of a person going through the room. When she did she knocked over several chairs and a potted plant that sighed, "Oh no not again."

"Father and I were just discussing with the others a suggestion to get us cured." Luna was so happy she was almost bouncing. Hermione could see the pale pink half circle of her aereola peeking above the top of her dress.

Emma raised her eyebrow at Dan who gave a half grin back. "Oh and you do know what the cure is right?"
Luna excitedly stated, "Oh yes we have to lose our virginity to a boy."

Dan waved his hand at Luna vaguely with an awkward shrug.

"And do you have anyone in particular in mind?" Emma asked testily.

"Yes. Our friend Harry Potter. Although Susan would rather have Neville take hers." Luna explained as Susan blushed. "Susan has a rather large crush on him."

"Well that could take care of you Luna but what about me?" Hermione huffed totally distracted as she had been hoping to convince Harry to help her. Of course Luna would think of Harry, she probably had a crush on him too. What was worse would be that Harry probably fancied Luna more anyhow.

Luna looked at her in confusion, "Why couldn't Harry have sexual relations with both of us? I mean he probably only has one penis like most boys but he has fingers and a tongue." Luna considered, "Which would be pleasurable but not remove our virginity. For that we would have to take turns with him. But I doubt he will mind. I would even let you go first."

Hermione and Emma both stood blinking at Luna briefly while Xeno smiled proudly. "My daughter has a well reasoned mind."

"Dan are you actually agreeing with this?" Emma asked.

"Well considering how the alternative is for her to keep growing until they kill her I'm all for taking this risk. Besides its not like she doesn't know the boy. She's been writing about him since first year." Dan said earnestly.

Hermione blushed bright red, "I guess we should talk to Harry about it. Let him decide."

"My aunt is talking to Dumbledore about making the arrangements. Then she'll take me over to Neville's to meet with his Gramma." Susan quietly said still blushing.
"Still what happens if we both get pregnant Luna?"

"Then Harry marries both of us. At least in the wizarding world." Luna explained with a shrug.

"What?" Hermione and Emma both exclaimed.
Susan grinned, "Yeah apparently Harry inherited the Black family titles and stuff so legally he could have two wives for the wizarding world. Its an old law but still on the books. I have a crush on Neville already. Besides Harry thinks of me like a sister."

"Great I wonder how Ginny is going to take this. I saw her there that day too." Hermione grumped.

"Oh she said she was going to meet with Seamus that night so she has already probably been taken care of. Given some of the things she has told me she may not have even noticed." Luna said, "Besides I know she has told me that Harry has already dismissed several of her advances over the last year. He seems to be saving himself for someone."

"Oh. Well. Uh. I guess we'll find out how this goes." Hermione frowned.

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The Dursleys were not happy with the sheer number of people in their living room. Especially since all but the Granger parents were obviously magical people. Dumbledore was wearing a very stylish gray and purple suit that was last fashionable circle 1947. Xenophilus was wearing a bright yellow bowling shirt with a suede fringe vest, bright green tight denims and knee high fringe boots.

Madam Bones at least was dressed in a conservative dark blue suit dress. When they saw Susan though they welcomed her as an honorary Dursley. Dudley spent most of the evening chatting her up in the kitchen and asking her what foods she liked. She was polite to the boy but said she was already engaged.

They had explained everything to Harry and the Dursleys. The Dursleys were not pleased to think that Harry might be reproducing or having anything unnatural in their house. Dumbledore had tried to explain that it was a medical necessity but they would have none of it.

"This has pushed us too far you calamitous clump. No more. Take the boy and get out. We are done with this." Vernon bellowed.

"I had my regrets and was guilted into this by you. So I am done. I lost a sister that night, nothing more." Petunia sniffed.
"Well fine if you want to be a cold bitch we will take him into our home. He's more than welcome there." Emma stood up and glared at Petunia.

Dumbledore had started to interrupt but Petunia had also risen and started screaming at Emma about how she needed to control her mouth. Emma had made a few threats about getting Petunia into her chair at the office. Dan sat idly talking to Xeno about old disco bands. Meanwhile Xeno asked which Dan liked better Ziggy Stardust or David Bowie.

Fifteen minutes later Harry was packed and riding in the back of the Granger's Range Rover wedged between Hermione and Luna. As both of them were braless every bump or movement of the car caused their breasts to rub against Harry's arms. He tried to keep his breathing steady but Luna had stopped bothering to keep her breasts covered by her dress and the left one was fully bare and exposed causing him to feel a strong throbbing in his groin.

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Once at the Granger home Harry's things were taken to Hermione's bedroom. The three teens stood in a small circle with Emma and Dan by the door. Luna's left breast had been joined by her right one in its exposure at some point during the move.

"Oh this is a very lovely room Hermione. I like the way it feels." Luna exclaimed throwing her arms wide as she spun around in place. "It feels very happy." Due to her spinning her breasts took a moment to stop swinging when she stopped in place. Causing her to giggle and shake them in amusement.

"Well that feels interesting. A very good example of the sine coefficient of the wave dynamics theory." Luna said poking her right breast making it jiggle.

"Okay well all of you know what you need to do and uh. Emma and I will be downstairs if you get into any trouble I guess. So we'll just leave it up to you." Dan stammered before turning and quickly walking out.

Emma sighed, "Welcome to the family Harry. One way or another we are happy to have you here."
"Uh thank you ma'am." Harry said awkwardly.

"Well I better let you and the girls get busy. So enjoy yourselves." Emma said with an awkward chuckle, giving Hermione and Luna a hug. She went to hug Harry but as he had a slight sheen of sweat on his forehead and was avidly watching Luna see exactly how much she could move before her breasts shifted their position Emma felt he wouldn't notice.

Once Emma was out of the room Luna pulled her sundress over her head revealing her naked body. Pale creamy breasts capped by ghostly rose nipples and aereola stood proudly out from her chest. A smooth flat stomach held a cute innie belly button. Pale silken blonde hair covered her mons lightly. Her slender athletic thighs reached dainty feet. The nails on her feet perfectly manicured and each of them painted a different color.

Hairy gave a slight groan as he stared at Luna. His glasses fogged briefly before he wiped them clean quickly.

"I take it you like what you see?" She pirouetted letting her tight curvy bum be viewed. Before she stood casually with her legs open before the two of them.

Harry groaned, "Uh yeah. Definitely."
"Your turn Hermione. I did promise to let you go first. Then we get to unwrap our husband." Luna eagerly exclaimed with a happy grin.

Hermione swallowed then with a shrug peeled her shirt off. Allowed her dark peach breasts to be revealed. Their dark tan aereola capping them with their turgid nipples made Harry take a deep breath. She undid her trousers and bending over peeled them and her knickers off after she kicked her shoes across the room. When she bent over her bosom swung forward and hung proudly. Standing in the nude Harry saw a thick tangle of curly brown hair covered her mons in a perfectly trimmed triangle.

Harry was breathing hard as his trousers bulged.

Hermione bit her lip as she looked at him examining her. "You like?"

Harry nodded as he was past the point of making coherent verbal sounds. His eyes had a slightly glazed look.

Hermione took his hand and led him to her bed. Luna had already run over and bounced onto the other side. Between the two girls Harry was soon naked and pushed back onto the bed.

Luna was closely examining his shaft with a peculiar smile, "This is a very nice penis Harry. Very clean and nicely formed. You've taken very good care of it."

Hermione looked at Luna curiously, "You've seen enough to compare them?"

Luna nodded, "Yes there are quite a few experiments that occur in the Ravenclaw common rooms. I've seen several boys naked as well as several girls."
Hermione shook her head as she climbed into the bed beside Harry. Kissing they were soon touching each other. His hands sliding over her curves, down into her furry patch and the slit beyond. She mounted his turgid shaft and began riding it building her heat up with each movement, Harry's hands never leaving her body until there was an explosion of light and energy that left the pair of them panting for breath and tingling all over.

Hermione felt her breasts deflating back to their normal size as she laid on Harry's chest. She struggled back into a sitting position on Harry.

Looking down at her firm round B cup breasts she sighed, "So Harry you still happy with this?"
Reaching up Harry cupped the nice firm handfuls on her chest, using his thumb to rub the nipples that had relaxed back into stiff peaks.

"I'll take that as a yes." Hermione groaned as they worked themselves into a round two.

Once Hermione had been satisfied for a second time Harry caught his breath then began to kiss and caress Luna. Laying her back and exploring her body from her eyebrows down to her toes. Her moans and little noises guiding him into pleasuring her. His teenage endurance allowing him to plunge into her once she was excited to the point of gasping his name as an entreaty to take her.

Their orgasmic climax almost shattered the windows as the energy left their bodies. Luna arching underneath Harry as her nails dug into his shoulders. When her breasts deflated back to the small borderline B protrusions Luna was not concerned as Harry did not seem to mind. His tongue caressing her soft teats into turgidity reinforced that he did not see a problem with her small size.

Dan and Emma were downstairs trying to ignore the activities occurring a floor above them. Dan had placed his headphones on listening to some old ABBA records while Emma watched an old movie on the VCR. The lights flicked several times causing Dan to shake his head with an impressed grin while Emma looked concerned but resigned.

At one point there was an energy surge that had turned the power off for the entire block. A strange howling scream had been briefly heard. All Dan could say was that it was awe inspiring.

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It was the morning after the first day back to school. Hermione, Luna, Susan, Hannah, Lavender, and Ginny had been the only girls affected by the attack on that day. So they were the only ones who had to receive the cure.

All six girls had been confirmed as pregnant which meant some names were going to be changing as Hermione became Mrs Potter and Luna became Mrs Black. Susan was Mrs Longbottom while Hannah became Mrs Macmillan. Lavender was Mrs Ronald Weasley and Ginny became Mrs Seamus Finnegan. She had not even realized there had been an attack as her virginity was surrendered long before that day.

The Order of the Phoenix discovered that a few nights ago every Horcrux, Death Eater and Voldemort himself had exploded simultaneously. Apparently something had infused Voldemort with so much positive energy that it had overloaded the ability for his manufactured body to contain it. When he exploded he tried to draw on the life force of his Horcruxes and followers to fight the energy they had been sucked dry as well.

With the threat gone Harry and his two wives had several more children, a good and happy life together and a lot of very wild passionate moments, even into their old age. For the good of the human race though they took turns with their loving husband as all three of them at once had a rather unfortunate tendency to overload the national power grid with the positive energy they produced.

The end. Now go wash your hands. Lolol.

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hisnhers: Oh yeah the wife and I love watching Midsomer Murders and Death in Paradise too. I'm still trying to figure out another chapter of that but since every episode involves a murder in those shows trying to do a cross over can be interesting. Midsomer, Saint Marie and Cabot Cove are all vacation at your own risk areas it seems like. Oh and as for 48 hour days I have an idea on that but it involves massive quantities of Mountain Dew which makes my cardiologist cringe.

Dennisud: I might come up with an expansion of that at some point. Right now I'm trying to get my mind to focus on the main stories (So of course it keeps running off with the attack squirrels into stuff like the one I posted tonight.) I want to write, as well as survive my weird work hours and life in general right now. Maybe the lack of sleep is related to the lack of focus, nah just means I need more caffiene...

Timekeeper: You're welcome fo...

IdlemanRPG: Absolutely. I find it rather disturbing when I encounter people who use Ron and Hermione as an example of good relationship. Makes me wonder how they think Romeo and Juliet was like. To give Ms Rowling the benefit of the doubt I think she changed horses in mid stream and originally wanted Harmony to be endgame only to decide to self insert things the way she did.

OfficerDonNZ: Glad you found it entertaining. I had the idea after talking to one of my coworkers about old movies. (He is young enough he considers movies from the early oughts to be old, dang whippersnapper) and he mentioned one called The Hangover. I had him explain it to me and viola this story seed was planted and grew into this. Oh yeah trapped in a lifeboat in the middle of the pacfic isolation zone. Very Sartre fitting indeed.