14.04.2023

It is I, the Absolute Madman and I'm back with... an explanation. The reason as to why there wasn't a chapter last week is simple - I was unable to write it. Like at all. Me and my coworkers decided to organize a small party on Thursday before Easter and as expected from Poles - we ended up drinking, quite a lot. This Absolute Madman was also indulging in our traditional drink of choice - vodka - and then not only ended up driving back home but also served as a taxi for four coworkers. Flexing aside - some stuff happened and my mental ended up doing a triple backflip, but didn't stick the landing. Thankfully cold, hard concrete was there to break the fall, so I basically ended up drinking a couple of beers on Friday and sleeping through half the day. I had a mystical catharsis and though my mental is still fucked up and mostly confused - I'm doing better. Sadly I've been listening to too much Disturbed as of late and now I'm Down with the Sickness, but I'm not gonna leave y'all hanging for TWO weeks straight. So yeah, my fault, will probably happen again, really need to start that Twitter account/Discord server - you can say which option sounds better.

Annoucement aside - let's check out the comments!:

deathdog08 - Because that honestly sounds like something she's capable of doing! Unfortunately I have other plans for her! I'm gonna make her fall in love muahahaha!

Drax152 - That it is. I might not listen to them all the time like I used to when my mental was in need of some heavy/catchy lyrics, but they are still my absolute favorites! Even got a Charlie Scene tatoo on the forearm! Best decision in my life baby!

JesterGlytch - Your question shall be answered this chapter!

n1ght4ury20 - I certainly will!

Guest - It wouldn't be my fanbase if the four-hundredth comment wasn't a threat to cut me wee off. I don't know who you are sir, but you've just become a legend, congratz!

And now, back from the dead, the chapter!:


Izuku's extensive use of his trusty axe meant that they had an absolute fuckton of wood - logs, planks, branches, sticks and even a couple of stumps. This seemed like the perfect moment to start another large-ish scale construction project so that's exactly what they'd decided to do. They were in-between the harvests right now so they had more than enough manpower to tackle something that was an issue for way too long already - accommodation.

Izuku - as you'd expect from someone as selfless and devoid of the sense of self-preservation - had nothing against sleeping on the ground and without a roof over his head. The girls on the other hand had enough of his selfless stupidity and strong-armed him into agreeing to claim the first house that they'd build. His well-being and comfort were the only two reasons as to why the girls pressured him on the subject as much as they did. Yup, absolutely no ulterior motives were at play whatsoever.

Their hefty supply of wood meant that they could build the house solely out of wood, but there was a catch - the roof. Their granary had quite the experimental roof that met their expectations in terms of quality, but was unfortunately very time-consuming to make as every connection had to be waterproofed with Shuusa's sealant. This issue was quickly resolved however when Mina - in a rare display of raw genius - said that they should just forego the roof entirely.

The idea, whilst certainly stupid-sounding at first, was actually excellent in its simplicity. At least it became excellent once Momo expanded upon it with her refined kind of genius.

You see, the topography of their base looked as follows - the entire valley was surrounded on all sides by steep cliffs which isolated the valley from the forest and created a safe space with only a handful of easily defendable entrances. One side of the valley however had a special feature - an overhang.

There was one spot in their valley where the cliff - instead of rising straight up - was actually curving into the valley, creating a substantial area which was almost always covered in shade. It offered a reprieve from the scorching-as-of-late twin suns in their otherwise devoid of shelter valley and now they were going to use that feature to act as a natural roof. It was a great morale boost as they could basically claim that they'd already had a roof despite having just started. It was a lie, and they all knew it, but they all decided to ignore that and take the dopamine with no questions asked.

The floor of their first-ever proper house was made out of clay - a bit hard, but at least they wouldn't risk their feet becoming glorified pin cushions for wooden splinters as whilst they were quite good at woodworking, they still had neither the tools nor the experience to make floor boards, so clay or packed dirt was their best choice. At least it seemed so.

After the foundation was taken care off they could focus on making the walls. It was at this point that yet another genius idea was proposed - if they already agreed to not make a roof, then they could always cut yet another corner and reduce the number of walls from the standard four into the sex-related three(some). They didn't really need to save the materials, but getting rid of one of the walls would certainly make the construction process shorter so this idea was accepted as well. Thankfully they already started building their first house close to the cliff so all they had to do was extend the walls on the sides a bit and voila!

Whilst everyone was helping out with the construction, Shuusa was doing her own thing and acting like the 3D printer that one of her mothers was. She focused on producing the most useful stuff like nails and hinges first before moving onto some more vanity-like things like door knobs. In the end she even decided to make an ornate doorbell so that people wouldn't just end up barging into other people's homes. Izuku and his girlfriends were very, very thankful for the addition, even if they weren't sure whether Shuusa was actually acting like their wingwoman or simply wanted to spruce the place up a bit. They were tempted to ask her for proper locks or at least a latch, but that could be a bit too sus of a request, so they decided to be content with just the doorbells.

As soon as the construction was finished the gang immediately realized that the home had quite the severe issue - darkness. As it turns out they were a bit too good when it came to making the different pieces fit together seamlessly and so once the doors were shut the interior became pitch black. No one saw this coming, but it understandably needed to be resolved first before anyone would be able to move in. And that's how they decided to just carve a giant hole in one of the walls to act as a window, though they had yet to figure out how to make glass, so it would remain as a hole for the time being. Izuku and his harem were of course quite miffed about the serious breach of privacy that came with it, but they didn't voice their thoughts out loud. Thankfully Shiozaki - being the absolute angel that she was - had a solution to that problem.

After they expanded their farmland from the initial six seedbeds some whacky stuff happened. The corn, wheat and potatoes all grew back in the exact same seedbeds as before despite being sown from the same bag of seeds like last time. They were in for a surprise however as the new seedbeds decided to do their own thing and grow entirely new plants, one of those new plants being cotton.

Now, I know that this might be a wild idea, but Izuku and the girls actually picked the cotton themselves without capturing the native population of some desert, hauling them across an ocean and having them do it. Radical idea I know, but that's the way they decided to do it. Also, they had absolutely no idea how to construct an ocean-capable ship.

Regardless, with the gathered cotton they managed to unlock a whole new branch of industry - textiles. And as it turns out they actually had someone knowledgeable on the subject!

"Wait. Yui, you can sew?" Kendo asked in surprise.

"Yes." Everyone was waiting for Kodai to disclose where exactly she learned how to sew, but then they remembered that this was Kodai they were expecting a long-winded explanation from and gave up immediately afterwards.

Although Kodai knew a fair bit about sewing and stuff she was far from being an expert on the matter and unfortunately had absolutely no idea how to process the freshly picked raw cotton into a usable material. As it turned out however, Shuusa possessed innate knowledge of not just metallurgy, but textiles as well and was able to fill in the gaps to secure a supply of cloth.

The production didn't start right away of course as they required a few machines to get started but that was also easily taken care of with the industrial-minded dynamic duo that was Momo and her adopted daughter. Once the spindle and the loom were done however, all of their fabric-related dreams could finally come true. The first piece of real, luxurious comfort was a pillow. Not just a rolled up blanket or a heap of leaves, no. A real pillow. It even turned out to have magical powers as anyone that touched it immediately felt the urge to hug it and go to sleep. Funny what comfort deprivation can do, right?

There were some people advocating for the construction of a proper bed complete with a mattress and whatnot, but whilst making a simple bed frame out of wood would be a piece of cake, putting together a mattress was way more complex. Plus they'd need a lot of springs to make a comfortable mattress and Shuusa was already running low on Fe, so whilst probably possible, it would have to wait.

What didn't require additional resources for example were curtains - a true blessing to those wholly pure - like Shiozaki - and those with lust-filled minds as well - basically the rest of the group. The curtains protected the privacy of the people inside whilst allowing some sunlight to seep through and lighten up the interior.

All that was missing from Izuku's new abode was a doormat with the kanji for 'doormat' written on it and it would be complete, but Kodai was not on that level yet, so that meme would have to wait as well.

Still, even without a doormat everyone had to agree that they did solid work on this project despite having little to no experience whatsoever. Not only that, they also managed to do it in just a couple of days and they had to figure out a couple of things on the fly which slowed them down little by little. Now that they have something to relate to, they were sure that they could cut the construction time in half if they really pushed it. And so, with their tools and muscles still warmed up from building Izuku's home, they decided to continue their streak and immediately begin the construction of a second house and then the third one right after that.

Later they'd take a week-long break to harvest everything from their steadily expanding farmland before diving right back into construction, eventually providing enough accommodation for everyone. Having a private place to sleep was nice and all, but having to sneak around just to engage in some scissor action was a hustle. You win some, you lose some I guess.


As expected the girls couldn't stop themselves from decorating their houses. It wasn't bad at all since up till now all of the houses looked almost exactly the same and counting the buildings from left to right just to figure out where you live was getting really old.

Izuku's home just so happened to end up directly in the middle of their private neighborhood with Shuusa and his girlfriends taking the houses on one side and Kendo and her group occupied the opposite side. One might think that Izuku was practically surrounded, but this was in fact just a setup for when his harem expands. At least I think it was. Right, speaking of harem - detective Tokage is back on the trail! And this time she goes after the most crispy source of information there is - the man, the myth, the boyfriend material - Izuku Midoriya himself.

Her plan was quite simple - approach the green bean, take him to a secluded area, utilize some enhanced interrogation techniques and get the answers to any and all questions she might have. Especially the one about his supposed aptitude for love-making. No, wait, that's not it. Or is it?

Well, whatever the case, her plan was quite simple and it even started off perfectly. Tokage managed to corner him when they were returning home to unwind and then made her move.

"Hey, I wanted to go for a walk outside the valley, but it might be dangerous at this hour, so I was wondering whether you'd be willing to accompany me for a while?" The request seemed innocent enough, just as she wanted it to, and so Izuku suspected nothing and agreed right off the bat. Although even if he did start suspecting something he wouldn't be able to refuse.

Things were going smoothly from there. They left the valley saying that they wanted to take a walk and dipped before anyone voiced their wishes to join or something and then started exploring the surrounding area aimlessly. Some small talk was exchanged between the two, but they mostly focused on taking in the calm atmosphere and the occasional gusts of refreshing wind that blew in between the massive trees.

Tokage was growing a bit impatient, so she decided to speed things up and knock him out right then and there. She was about to swing a comically large club directly into the back of his head when she caught something moving across the sky.

Her perfect plan was quickly forgotten when she realized what exactly was happening above their heads.

The serious detective Tokage was immediately replaced by a giddy, dinosaur-loving teenage girl who was almost unable to contain her excitement and on the verge of exploding where she stood.

"It's a meteor shower! It's a meteor shower! It's a meteor shower!" She kept exclaiming as she jumped up and down in pure joy.

Now, most people would probably think that Tokage would have a vendetta against those space rocks since one of their kind wiped out her precious dinos, but she actually had quite the soft spot for astronomy and Astronomia by Vicetone. Unrelated but fun.

As such she couldn't pass up the occasion to watch a meteor shower on an alien planet.

She found the nearest tree that could take her above the tree line for the unobscured view that she craved so much and started climbing it with a surprising level of skill. Izuku, also quite fascinated by the phenomenon - and also amazed by the sudden shift in Tokage's behavior - followed her like a shadow and soon they were sitting in a tree S-T-A-R-G-A-Z-I-N-G. Not exactly true but at least it rhymes. I hope.

They were both starstruck by the show and didn't really say anything as their tongues refused to ruin this serene atmosphere with words. Izuku however had a hard time focusing on the meteors as his eyes continuously drifted towards his female companion. He couldn't help but think that she was absolutely gorgeous right now. She had a wide smile on her face, not that toothy grin of a teaser, but a genuine smile of someone having the time of their life. Plus, the streaks of light speeding across the night sky were frequently reflecting in her eyes, making them look like miniature night skies themselves.

"Beautiful…" He mumbled out as he stared right at her.

"I know! It's even better than the one I've seen back in Japan!" Tokage responded with glee.

"I meant you…" Izuku corrected with surprising amounts of confidence.

Tokage whipped her head around, the joy and happiness completely gone and replaced by complete shock and a hefty amount of embarrassment. She desperately tried to come up with a witty quip or a teasing remark just to get out of this situation with at least a shred of pride still intact, but had a hard time focusing on anything that wasn't green and sitting next to her.

They began leaning towards each other slowly, but before anything else could happen they heard a barely audible explosion in the distance.

This jolted them out of their enchanted state as they started looking around in search of the source of the explosion. They scanned the forest around them thoroughly but failed to locate any hints as to where the explosion might've happened. They were about to decide that they must've misheard something and have a very serious conversation, but then Tokage noticed something.

"Up there!" She shouted as she pointed towards a certain part of the night sky.

Izuku was about to ask for clarification as even with his eyes squinted he couldn't figure out what exactly Tokage was trying to point out, but suddenly a huge part of the sky flickered like a malfunctioning TV before turning back to normal once again, only this time there was a certain part of the sky missing.

The surprise quickly morphed into horror as the glitches in the sky began cascading and spreading out, creating shimmering patterns in between the stars and the meteors. The shimmering got worse and worse by the second and then abruptly stopped. Just when Izuku and Tokage thought that this trip was over, however, one last thing happened.

The shimmering came back in full force and then the night sky started getting brighter and brighter until a giant red object could be discerned from the star-filled background of the cosmos. It didn't take a genius to figure out what it was just by the shape, both of them had seen their fair share of sci-fi so there was no mistaking it. What they were looking at was a spaceship, and a massive one at that.

Now that they knew what it was all they needed to find out was… well, everything else besides that. Easy.


Remember that spaceship thingy I was talking about last year? No? Well, me neither, but here it is! Try and guess who is on board!

I explained myself at the start so I'mma skiddadle, still gotta update the exact same thing over on Ao3 afterall!

Have a great day and I'll catch y'all in the next update!