12.05.2023

It is I, the Absolute Madman and I'm late cause I had no idea how to bridge Momo's Iron Warrior moment into smut, but I did it anyway! Kind of... You'll see! But first, you'll see (Dee's Nuts) the comments!:

colinot - That's actually a pretty smart move. Unfortunately the only thing I know in French is 'J'ai mange la poire' - don't ask me where I learned it. I know a lot of Polish though!

D'yavol Lucifer - I like how Shiozaki's not even in the queue!

n1ght4ury20 - She's channeling her inner Iron Warrior/Salamander combo, we can't really cut that! Who'd work in the Hellforge 2: Geothermal Boogaloo if we did that?

PARQUEL26 - That'd be quite the nice meme indeed, exquisite even!

Guest - Welp, I guess I can pack my bags then! Hello demons, it's me, ya boi

ForthWallBreaker - Yeah... so Imma need you to fix that wall and stop spoiling the surprises for everyone lol And yes, if Momo doesn't reinvent electricity and adult toys soon then Izuku might need a prosthetic pelvis by the time they get to go home!

And now - the chapter!:


Many questions popped up following Martin's departure. Momo channeling her inner cross between an Iron Warrior and a Salamander as she geeks out at having a chance to study an advanced marvel of technology was but a tip of the iceberg.

All of them were wondering why they never heard about something as groundbreaking as a terraforming project or how could a machine be able to control the weather or transmute elements like Shuusa could? And there were supposedly many of those machines? And how was he able to bring extinct predators back to life?

But what was probably the most important question that they were left with was whether or not Shuusa was really a machine. As far as they could tell she looked and acted just like a regular teenager would. She ate with them, laughed and had a genuine human vibe to her. They'd never even suspect Shuusa to be a robot had it not been for Martin basically claiming her to be one. Still, even though they trusted the man to some degree - mainly because he agreed to help them go back home - there were obviously boundaries to that trust, and when it came to Izuku anything that concerned his adoptive daughter was way beyond the line.

They had no reason to believe everything that he's said. Although it's not like HE had a reason to lie to them either.

This was way too complex of an issue to try and crack it right away, especially since it was getting pretty late already and Martin wasn't exactly the most see-through kind of person that you could read like a book right after getting to know him.

With all that in mind Izuku and the girls opted to keep a close eye on Shuusa, though none of them planned to treat her any differently just because some mad genius told them that she was a machine. She was Izuku's adopted daughter and nothing was going to change that!


Ascending the few kilometers that separated the Harrier from the lush lands below without the help of an intermediary vehicle was a breath of fresh air and yet another display of genius, both of which Martin was already pretty used to. The perks of having insight into the very fabric of reality and unreality.

Remotely opening one of the many hangar doors Martin effortlessly boarded his ship and landed delicately on the sturdy metal floor, the engines on his suit fading out moments later. Once they were depowered the entire suit began opening up from the front, revealing the man, the myth, the madman himself in all of his purple-eyed glory.

"I assume that the Slipstream model passed the test?" An ethereal voice reverberated throughout the room as soon as Martin was freed from the suit.

"Totally. We've successfully managed to completely eliminate any sort of friction during a purely vertical ascend, creating the most aerodynamic suit to date!" Martin confirmed with a grin. "Though it's practically useless in combat as even the slightest dent in the perfectly fitted armor plates would be enough to undo all of our hard work. Until I figure out how to project a stable forcefield capable of keeping up with the impressive speed of the Slipstream model, I fear it's gotta remain on the shelf. It's great fun to fly around in though, you should try it." He added as he looked around the room in search of his assistant.

As if reading his mind, the aforementioned assistant decided to appear in person, displaying her virtual visage via the hard light projector system integrated into the Harrier.

"I'll think about it. Though with such a vast selection of top notch abandoned projects I find it hard to decide which one I should wear." The assistant responded with amusement evident in her voice.

"Yeah… how many prototypes are we storing on board the Harrier anyways?" Martin asked as he headed out of the hangar and deeper into the ship.

"I'm not keeping a detailed list of all the models at my disposal, but the Vibrant Legion is currently made up of six hundred and forty seven suits in total. If I had to guess, about ten percent of them are your abandoned projects with the rest being fully operational." His assistant responded without missing a beat, accessing the necessary information stored within the depths of her expansive database at a moment's notice and following after her creator as he walked.

"Damn, I lost count around two hundred models ago then…" He mused to himself. "Well, that's where you come in I guess. To pick up what I put down and forget about." He stated with a smile as he looked over his shoulder at the holo-woman following him dutifully like a shadow.

"Sometimes I do wonder what you'd have done without me." The assistant teased in that familiar manner that never failed to make his stomach do that funny thing he likes.

"Well, if you were to suddenly disappear on me, then I'd have dropped everything I was doing just to bring you back." Martin responded immediately, once again catching his assistant off guard and causing her to pause mid-step. Martin himself took a few more steps before turning around to see what was holding up his assistant. "Come on Martha, how many hundred times have we done this bantering routine of ours?" He asked amusedly, though his stomach refused to settle with that strange, fuzzy lightness.

"I lost count when I got to one thousand." Martha responded, finally getting over the shock and going back to her usual self. "You may have been the one to program me, but I still have trouble deciphering your motives and decisions at times."

"And I wouldn't have you any other way." Martin stated in an unusually honest manner, none of his usual charm present anywhere as he simply shared his feelings with his loyal assistant. All too soon though he was back to his normal self and already skipping, thinking about all the new discoveries he needed to make. "Leaving the sappy stuff behind, what are your thoughts on Shuusa?" He asked, genuine intrigue evident in the tone of his voice.

"You mean that rogue Midas-class automaton? She certainly seems quite quirky in comparison to how she should look and act. I'm currently running all the diagnostics that you asked me to do and should have all the results within a couple of hours." Martha reported and Martin hummed to himself.

"Wouldn't it be marvelous if we're to discover a way to transform a mere automaton into a regular, breathing, eating human being?" He said out loud though he received no response. "Well, let's not divide the bear's pelt whilst it's still alive." Martin stated before resuming his walk, Martha following dutifully behind her master.

"Didn't I tell you that Polish sayings make close to no sense in English?" She teased, falling back into their usual banter routine that both of them cherished more than anything else in life.

"You did." Martin confirmed with a smirk, yet showed no signs of changing his ways any time soon and honestly speaking, Martha wouldn't have her master any other way either.


Back on the ground things weren't looking so great. The weather decided to let up for an unknown amount of time so the gang wasted no time and immediately got to work on constructing the canals meant to distribute/drain water inside their valley as needed. There was no telling when either the rain or the heat would return to make their lives miserable. This wasn't the concerning part. The concerning part, as per usual, were the girls.

He had no idea what this all was about or what could've started it even, but it was clear that his girlfriends were overtly cautious of the class B girls for some reason. Mina in particular was stealing an entire slew of suspicious glances their way despite all of them agreeing to think about adding the other four into their relationship that was definitely not a harem.

Class B girls didn't seem to notice those suspicious looks and acted more or less like their usual selves, though Shiozaki for one had gone back to being very weary of HIM of all people. He doesn't remember doing anything that could offend her and it's not like he said anything either, right? He'd have to get to the gist of that, though the easiest solution - approaching Shiozaki and asking bluntly - was most likely out of the question, so he'd probably need to consult one of her friends first. Perhaps they could shed some light into the matter? Well, whatever the case, Shiozaki - whilst definitely the most obvious one - wasn't the only one acting weirdly all of a sudden.

He felt as if Kodai always had at least one of her eyes glued onto his person whenever he was around her and Tokage too seemed to be paying him much more attention all of a sudden. This was surely unexpected, but having the attention and support of his four girlfriends definitely made it easy to deal with stuff like this. He still had no idea what caused their behavior to change so drastically.

And if all of this wasn't weird enough - Kendo too had succumbed to whatever was affecting her friends and as a result her behavior changed as well. He was pretty used to working around her as they kept deforesting the area around their base, but nowadays he was catching her absentmindedly staring at him on the regular. And she almost seemed to be in a trance of some sorts because she didn't even realize that she was caught until Izuku broke the silence and brought her back to reality.

Although this wasn't all that weird since - as he was ashamed to admit - he did the same to her and regularly found himself blatantly checking her out while she worked. He kept telling himself that he was simply admiring her strength and stamina, but that excuse couldn't last forever and he eventually conceded, admitting before himself that Kendo was extraordinarily attractive, even though she wasn't as feminine as the other girls. Honestly, that was probably the most impressive thing about her - the fact that she could possess all this raw strength and still look as good as she did.

To sum it all up - all the girls were acting pretty weird, but Izuku was sure that they'd be able to work it out, whatever the issue turned out to be, and get back to being a tightly knit group stranded in a strange world.


Kendo had a plan. A very stupid plan that she should probably run by at least one of her friends, but then they'd: A - be aware of what she was trying to do and B - most likely try and talk her out of it. And both of these things are things that she'd rather avoid if she could.

As such, without a second opinion, she went through with her plan which was actually quite simple. Catch Izuku - preferably all alone - ask him to spar together for some entertainment and then make him pay for making her feel all these weird things. Simple and basically impossible to mess up. Or so she thought.

Getting Izuku to agree to train with her was as easy as she imagined it to be, but actually going through with the training was anything but easy. They were both pretty responsible teens training to be heroes and they knew very well that engaging in strenuous physical activities without a proper warmup was a bad idea. As such they decided to do some stretches and a couple light exercises to get their blood pumping and their muscles prepared for the mock bout ahead, but that's where they started encountering their first problems. Yes, both of them, because as much as Kendo was into Izuku, he himself couldn't deny being attracted to his tomboyish friend.

You see, stretching has a tendency to make you expose certain assets as you reach and even exceed the limits of your flexibility. It just so happened - and was surely not at all orchestrated - that the two kept catching sight of each other in various extraordinary poses. Like when Izuku was stretching his legs out and his shirt rode up to reveal the very bottom of his abs or when Kendo decided to touch her toes with her fingers and ended up giving Izuku an excellent show of her backside, one that he'd be eternally grateful for.

Their rising hormone levels were actually what prompted them to shorten their warmup quite a bit and get into the flow of things early, whilst they still had some self-control left that is.

Even though they were both tracing each and every detail about their opponent's body in search of an incoming attack or to look for an opening for their own offensive, they were too immersed in the competition to let their mutual attraction get in the way for the time being. Their focus didn't stray even for a moment, as for someone of their level it would surely be enough of an opening to gain the upperhand.

They traded kicks and punches, blocking or dodging before diving back in with an offensive of their own, enjoying this opportunity to unwind to the fullest. Kendo had the advantage of a much more developed technique due to her martial arts background, but Izuku was both stronger and faster than her, even without his quirks. That difference in power may have been a slight one, but it was still enough to keep him in the game for a good while.

Neither of them were trying to seriously injure each other - obviously - but they weren't holding back that much either, as there was a certain kind of dopamine one could get only from fighting someone that was going all out.

With both of their quirks taken out of the equation, it was up to an instinct superiority to determine who'd be able to turn the odds in their favor and emerge victorious from this mock battle. And whilst being both stronger and faster than your opponent might be a very good thing, it's ultimately useless if you don't know what to do with it. Sometimes, experience is all you need to take down guys way larger than you and Kendo has beaten her fair share of people already.

When Izuku stepped in just a bit too far to throw a powerful jab with a telegraphed straight already wound up behind, Kendo seized her opportunity. As soon as Izuku started shifting his weight forward she kicked his leg from under him, causing him to stumble forward and then swept him completely by attacking his other leg. He was already on his way down when Kendo pounced, her adrenaline sky-high and causing her to jump at the opportunity to finish her opponent off.

To give credit where credit is due, Izuku actually took the fall like a boss and was already prepared for Kendo to rush in right after his back impacted the ground. Thankfully they decided to use a vaguely circular patch of grass right next to Kendo's house as an arena so the fall wasn't that painful.

Kendo's initial rush was intercepted and the two ended up locked in a struggle for control. Izuku weaved from left to right, avoiding Kendo's punches as he tried to throw her off of himself and hopefully get back to his feet. This however was when things went south, again.

The two teens may have been too focused on the fight to realize the position they've found themselves in, but their bodies and their subconsciousness' were more than aware of it.

Kendo was the first one to come to her senses when she felt something that was definitely not a phone pressing against one of her thighs. This feeling was enough for her focus to slip and Izuku managed to leverage this to his advantage. He used every ounce of strength he had to push Kendo away and then dove right behind her, pinning her to the ground with the weight of his body and a wide grin on his face.

It didn't stay there for long as he quickly noticed that Kendo's expression was wholly different from the one he saw during the fight. Her face was flushed, but something was telling him that the exertion had nothing to do with it and her pupils were wide as saucers! To top it all off she was panting heavily, but that shouldn't have been the case. Sure, they did wrestle on the ground for a good while, but Kendo was one of the most fit girls he knew!

"Everything alright?" He asked wearily, afraid he may have injured her with the forceful push.

"Y-Yea…" She answered, her voice strained and sounding like she was trying to hold something in.

"C'mon. I can see that something's wrong." Izuku pressured as he let go of her hands but didn't remove himself from his position on top of her.

"It- It's poking me…" Kendo shyly responded and bit her lower lip as she exhaled with a heavy sigh.

It was only then that Izuku noticed how tight his clothes had become all of a sudden. His eyes traveled south to see the culprit behind his partner's discomfort and he quickly realized just what had happened. He went to remove himself from Kendo, embarrassed by the situation, but found himself unable to move as if something was stopping him. That something turned out to be Kendo's leg which was currently wrapped firmly around his back, effectively pinning him in place.

"K-Kendo-?" Whatever it was that he wanted to ask was cut short when Kendo used his distracted state to flip them around once more.

This impact was somehow more forceful than the first and Izuku actually had to blink a couple of times for his vision to refocus, but once his sight was fully back his breathing gave out at the sight in front of him.

During their scuffle they failed to notice the shadows growing long and the twin suns slowly hiding beneath the horizon. One of those suns was currently right behind Kendo, shrouding her form with a penumbral veil and framing it with a breathtaking golden glow. This sight would've been a beautiful work of art had it not been for the palpable tension in the air.

Izuku admired the sight for a few moments before his attention was shifted towards their hips which were extremely close to each other at the moment. He hesitated for a moment with any sort of response, verbal or otherwise, and it was all the opening Kendo needed to make her next move as she slowly ground her hips against his, causing shivers to travel up his spine.

His hands immediately went to grasp her toned thighs, fully intending to stop her movements, but somewhere along the lines he forgot his plan of action completely and instead of stopping her hips he actually helped her move faster. Excellent self-control.

It didn't take long for both of them to become immersed in each other completely once again, though it was for completely different reasons this time. They tried to keep their voices in at all costs, but their respective mewls and grunts eventually broke free into the open.

As Kendo started running her hands along Izuku torso and he responded in kind by tracing her toned abdomen with his scarred fingers, it was clear that they were both enjoying this and had no intentions of stopping just yet.

"I-Izuku." Kendo called out meekly, her unusually timid behavior causing all sorts of neurons to activate inside of Izuku's brain. "D-Do you want to… go inside?" She offered, the implications of this proposal not lost in the transcript at all.

"Yeah." Izuku answered with all the eloquence someone in his position could muster and they both knew that stretching before the spar was a really good idea.

They were in for one busy evening it seemed.


I was already about to get into the smutty part when I realized I was already 2.5k words and would need to either cut the smut in half or make a really long chapter that could be hard to read. Thus I moved some stuff around so that we can start next chapter with the spice! Don't expect much plot there though. It's the first smut in a while, so I'm hoping to go all out for it to start the porn-train on a high note!

And yo, we got an insight in the man, the myth, the madman himself! I figured that since we'll be following him around in the future anyway we might as well start introducing him in more detail early!

That's all I have for today so have a great day and I'll catch y'all in the next update!