"hello everyone and I hope u like this chapter, had to skip 2 parts because it was uncomfortable, traumatizing and very awkward. I now have a crush on the golden guardian after I watch the next episode, I listen to the song by bTS permission to dance; so cool! I had my 2nd shot for the vaccine, the 1st was last month. The black widow movie was amazing and I am now a big fan of the youtuber singer AmaLee or leeandlie. I hope I spelled that right... " Joanne said then deadpool comes in.
"where are the Pokemon!?" he shouted holding pokeballs.
"right, bat queen."
"bat queen?" behind deadpool is the bat queen from the owl house, he screams and the screen turns black.The room was quiet, "Alright as usual I want to get the ball rolling... I don't plan on using Yuzu as an example because well... learning about that weird old lady thing was enough for 1 day." Hibiki said.
'why do I get the feeling that he's hiding something.' Everyone thought.
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"What is he hiding?" Denki asked.
"Something embarrassing or something they don't understand." Vivi answered.
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"Before we start, did any of you not her married?" Hibiki asked but no one answered that question, "really, even you Izuku?"
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Erza blushed, "wait! I got married!?" She asked.
"Yes, but I think it's safer you don't know you're future just yet." Joanne snapped her fingers and Erza was gone, "Alright, I'm going have to deal with her since Erza doesn't have self control over a couple of things. This includes 1 of them." And with that, Joanne left.
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"Well... yeah, I did..." Izuku started, "I wasn't the only one, Luffy got married and so did our sniper Usopp... all our wives lived on board and joined with the crew... mine helped with cooking, kaya, usopp's wife helped in the sick bay and Hancock... she was a famous pirate before she met Luffy."
'he was married too.' Ochako thought.
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"Wait, but luffy's an idiot. How--?" Sero questioned.
"It took sometime but he finally fell in love and she's practically the only woman who loves him for who he is." Vivi explained.
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"Alright." Hibiki sighed, "pepper was her name, she started out as my assistant, but eventually took over my company. We fell in love, wasn't easy there were plenty of hiccups... And we had a daughter..." he paused as if he was hiding something, "I don't know if I can tell you the rest yet... It's very personal, but it wasn't divorce, That much I will tell you."
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"What does he mean by that?" Kirishima asked.
"Ok, where Tony stark once lived, his past life, is a world of quirkless people. Having powers are very rare, Tony became a hero because of his company." Natasha explained.
She played a video of Tony stark, iron man. His a billionaire genius, play boy and war monger. But it all changed when he was captured and forced to build a weapon, so he build something else to escape. He lost his friend who gave him these last words: don't waste your life. Tony was found by his best friend and shut down stark industries, he built himself a suit and fought the terrorist. But his partner obediah betrayed him, he killed him to save pepper. Tony then declared to the press that he is iron man, "all I see is a hero who wants fame." Aizawa said.
"Sadly, Tony already has that. His not good at lying so he just told the truth but his ark reactor was poisoning him, he created a new element and it saved his life. But he met the son of his father's partner on building the ark reactor, Ivan. Or his villain name whiplash, he worked under hammer industries and took control of the robots including rhodey's suit. Thankfully, they got him back and Tony learned a valuable lesson. Keeping secrets is not the way to help." Stella explained, "this is thanos, the mad titan. The ultimate bad villain, now what is the world's biggest economy problem?"
"Villains?" Izuku asked.
"Taxes?" Present Mic asked.
"Pollution." Momo answered.
"Pollution, caused by another economic problem, population. Thanos believes that as long as population is the problem, the economy will fall so he became a villain and travelled to each planet and committed mass genocide. But the universe is vast, he can't keep doing it even with an army so he looks for the infinity stones. These stones were created after the big bang, each stone possess power like no other. Once he gets all the stones he can end half the universe population by a snap of his fingers." Stella explained snapping her fingers.
Everyone was disturbed by this, "thanos won and he destroyed the stones in the process, it took the avengers 5 years to bring everyone back." Vivi said.
"What? How? You said the stones were destroyed." Denki said.
"They were destroyed in their future but not in the past."
"They time travelled!?" Mina shouted.
"Yes, they went back in time to borrow the stones and bring everyone back but past thanos came back with them using a spy. They had to fight thanos so he doesn't get the infinity stones, iron man made the ultimate sacrifice." Stella explained and played the part where Tony use the stones and thanos's army turned to dust, "but wielding the stones is suicide to a human."
Everyone watch how Tony was dying, they won but at a great loss. "So he died a hero?" Izuku asked.
"Yeah, he did."
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"So keep it as you want... if you want to go on, you can. Or you can keep it short like me... since there is a lot of pain here..." Hibiki said, "which 1 of you want to go 1st?"
"I'll go 1st." Toru volunteered, "my husband was a fellow party planner, named cheese sandwich. Before he went to settle down he went from town to town with his jokes and accordion bringing joy to every pony!"
"Sounds like weird al."
"You have no idea, we had a daughter together." She saw the look on everyone's faces.
"Just out of curiosity... How did you have a daughter?"
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"Do you want to skip because it's going to be embarrassing." Stella suggested.
"Just out of curiosity they're still animals and they don't need magic to get a kid." Denki wanted to clarify.
"Yes." Stella, Natasha and Vivi said.
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Fast forward to blushing teens, "Too much information?" Toru asked, everyone nodded. "Sorry!" She brought out cupcakes and everyone ate them.
Momo went next, "well I don't have to give much of an introduction to my husband..."
"It's jellal." Everyone said in perfect unison.
"Was it that obvious?" Momo was blushing.
"Yeah, it was." Toru said.
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"I so ship them!" Mina cheered.
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"It's really sweet too, That you did get married." Ochako said.
"It took a long time, you know. thanks to everything that happened." Momo said, "but we got married and had 4 children."
"4 children?"
"Yeah... We loved each other a lot and also the 2nd pregnancy was with twins... So I was only pregnant 3 times."
"But you still had 4 kids." Mashiruo said.
"Yeah..." Momo looked down at the floor, "it wasn't happily ever after though, something happened... I don't know if I'm ready to talk about it."
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"Is that the reason why Joanne had to take Erza away?" Momo asked.
"Yes, and to give her a warning but ease her concerns as well." Natasha said.
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"I completely understand." Hibiki said, "you probably realized there was something I was leaving out, so if you're ever ready to talk about it. Tell us." Momo nodded.
Mashiruo was next, "her name was akari, we met in our teens and she fell in love with me after I best her grandfather's best sumo pig. She actually loved my curse, I was surprised because I never thought a girl would love my curse, but she did..."
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"Ok, I'm fast forwarding this. And she's really just fond of pigs." Stella said.
"What's wrong?" Sero asked.
"Just a very weird and awkward conversation."
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Skip, "did you have kids?" Ochako asked.
"We did, 3 boys." Mashiruo said, "They... uh... got lost a lot, thankfully my friends often helped out when they were really young. And once they were old enough to take care of themselves it was fine... and unlike both of my parents akari had a sense of direction."
"Wait... both of your parents lacked a sense of direction?" Izuku asked.
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"If that is heredity then..." Sato started.
"Yes, Mashiruo's kids will inherit the lack of direction." Stella sighed.
"I really feel sorry for my alternate self." Mashiruo said.
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"Yeah..." Mashiruo sighed, "and GPS didn't exist when I was a teenager... Or if it did I wasn't preventing... actually it did help when the kids got older... But before then I had to rely on my wife, ranma and ukyo to help me."
"Out of curiosity, why those 2?" Ochako asked.
"Well, ranma took me home a lot in middle school and I once ran a 3 legged obstacle course with ukyo..." Everyone gave him a look.
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Everyone had unamused faces or felt their eye twitch.
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"You're going to have to tell us that story." Toru said.
"I know." Mashiruo sighed, "but yeah, I had a wife who loved me and my problems and kids who inherited 1 of my problems."
Ochako went next, "his name was naruto... He was a ninja and eventually became the leader of our village, ever since we were children I admired him because of something he had no control over most of the village hated him."
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'why are there idiots in the world?' Aizawa thought and sighed, 'i understand that they're love ones died but taking it out on a child makes them no better than the demon.'
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"Whenever he faced the odds he would always pull through them and it was what inspired me to become stronger." Ochako said, Izuku was looking at her.
"So did you have any kids?" Toru asked.
"2, a boy and a girl... that's also why I retired early."
"Oh..." Everyone said.
"I know, I know... But being a ninja really wasn't my choice growing up, my family pretty much made me... So once I had children it was my choice to be a house wife, those were the choices I made in my past life and I don't regret them. and i loved all of them very much."
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Shoto remembered how stuck up the hyuuga clan are and how hinata suffered under her father, forced to fight her own little sister and how her cousin hated her for something she wasn't old enough to do. Similar to Endeavour but at least he wasn't kidnapped or forced to fight his siblings.
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Izuku was quiet, "hey, long John silver! She's done!" Hibiki said.
"Oh, right!" Izuku said, "my wife was named pudding."
"Hold on! Why are 3 of the names food?" Everyone sweatdrop.
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Even the audience sweatdrop and understand, "I'm getting kind of hungry." Mezo said.
"I'll whip something up." Natasha said and left to the kitchen.
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"Well ponies just have names like that." Toru said.
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"I mean the Apple family practically named themselves based on apples." Izuku said.
"That's because it's tradition, and their cutie marks are Apple based too." Vivi said.
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"He was named after the hero of a book, also I'm pretty sure it has another meaning." Ochako said.
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"Yes, whirlpool." Stella said.
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"Her mother was obsessed with food." Izuku said.
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"She even named 1 of her kids oven!" Vivi said.
"Wait, isn't Lola 1 of her kids? She's not named after food unlike her sister chiffon." Kyoka said.
"actually it's a play on roll cake." sato and toru said in unison.
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"What?" Mashiruo said very confused.
"No, her mother was 1 of luffy's biggest pirate enemies." Izuku said, "she ran away from home so we could get married."
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"They elope! So romantic!" Mina gushed.
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"How did you meet?" Toru asked.
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Everyone was quiet because it was kinda emotional, Sanji's family forced him into marriage, pudding has a disorder and escaping big mom with the most delicious cake. Seriously, Sato and Toru want to know how it taste.
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"It's a long story I'm not comfortable telling you yet." Izuku said, "all I will say it involves them... her mother was a nightmare, and treat her and her siblings extremely poorly as well. Honestly, I'm surprised that most of them stuck with her though. Only 3 of her older sisters ran away before she did, maybe more of her siblings finally ditched her after I died though..."
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Everyone was not comfortable after seeing Sanji's point of view on how he died.
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"Rule 4." Hibiki said, "unless you want to confess to having a Darwin award level death."
"Sorry..." Izuku said, "but her mother was an extremely powerful pirate, and line I said 1 of luffy's biggest enemies..."
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"Ok my alternate self is avoiding a topic." Izuku said.
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"You're going on a lot about that..." Hibiki said with concern.
"Because we didn't have any kids." Izuku said, "because she was afraid."
"Afraid of what?"
"That she would end up like her own mother, pudding had so many mental health issues. She had something of a split personality... She got better though the years, but she was worried that she would be a monster to her own children..." Ochako looked at Izuku with an unsure expression.
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"How about a therapist?" Sero asked.
"She's fine but a therapist still won't help, remember, her mother broke her into a monster and her 3rd eye made her feel insecure." Natasha said coming out with curry buns, everyone took some curry buns and ate.
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"The order couples had children though..." Izuku started, "Luffy had a couple of kids before... And Usopp and kaya had a couple of kids... also robin and franky had a daughter..."
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"Wait, the cyborg can have kids!?" Kirishima asked in disbelief.
"And to the lady who almost crushed his balls?" Sato asked also in disbelief, all the males shivered in fear.
"Yeah, turns out franky's man parts can give him kids. I think his a masochist though." Vivi said kinda disturbed.
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"Wait... you didn't say they were married." Mashiruo noticed.
"They weren't... They were friends with benefits." Izuku blushed.
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"Ok, That explains the kid." Mezo said.
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"Wait... wasn't franky the cyborg?" Momo asked.
"They thought he was stile because of that, turns out he was just infertile... They assumed he was sterile." Izuku explained, "chopper yelled at the 2 of them for assuming that, though to be fair... I think everyone on the ship would have assumed that about franky..." Izuku coughed, "she was afraid, her sisters tried to reassure her that it was fine in fact 1 of them even had a kid... But she still didn't want any children, but I loved her So I agreed with her."
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They felt really sorry for pudding.
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'he loved her that much.' Ochako thought, 'even though it was clear he wanted them...'
"Are you done?" Hibiki asked and Izuku nodded, "it will be a while until we talk about another heavy topic like this 1... And if you want to bring up more about your spouses or children in the future you can, but next time should be a much lighter topic..."
"Oh, I have an idea for next time." Toru said.
"Sure, we'll go with it."
He tapped aiko's device 3 times, "I'm BAAAAACK!" Aiko said, "so any juicy details?" Everyone sweatdrop and said they're good byes to leave for home.
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"She really likes gossip." Mina said.
"And memes." Vivi said.
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Izuku and Ochako seemed to avoid eye contact, "Oh come on! Why is it awkward between you 2." Toru said.
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Izuku and Ochako blushed.
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"What!? Of course not! Why would things be awkward between us!?" Izuku said, "I mean... Sure we know..." He started to mutter until Toru stuffed a cupcake in his mouth.
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Bakugo smirked as most of the audience finds it funny.
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"Nothing changed really." Mashiruo said.
"Well there are some changes, but we knew we had to learn these things to begin with." Momo said.
"I guess you're right." Ochako said.
"Yeah." Izuku said finally swallowed the cupcake.
"Come on deku! You want to go to the train station together?"
"Yeah... Sure..."
Toru breathed a sigh of relief once they were gone, "well that's 1 less thing I have to worry about." Momo and Mashiruo sweatdrop, "Oh, come on you guys don't see it..."
"Wait..." Momo said in realization.
"You know, probably wait a while before then. And I do have a couple of friendship problems to worry about before then."
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They look at Toru, "Bakugo has friend issues." Toru said.
"I don't have fucking friend issues!" Bakugo yelled.
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"Should you guys be heading home." Hibiki said looking at the 3.
"Oh right!" Toru said, "later!" She ran off leaving a dust cloud, Momo and Mashiruo looked confused but left.
As soon as they were out of ear shot, "make sure you remember that those 2 might need extra counselling, just in case."
"Will do!" Aiko said.
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"Is it because of their past life?" Momo asked, Natasha just answered her with a nod.
