Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been caught up on other projects, and just came back from vacation. Thanks for the request, FosterFOREV! :) Btw, sorry this chapter got dramatic...I got a little worked up...hehe..
Fitz: Keefe
Fitz: KEEFE
Keefe: ELLO, MATE!
Fitz: What?
Keefe: It's a human expression.
Fitz: Okay, not why I need to talk to you!
Keefe: Thennn, what's up??
Fitz: I need to know why Sophie likes you more than me *pout*
Keefe: Cause your too salty
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Tam: EXCUUUSE ME?!
Keefe: Nah, don't worry, he's not as salty as YOU
Tam: Wait, what?
Keefe: I think you're the saltiest person on this planet
Tam: That's not what I was talking abo-
Keefe: Actually a better word would be...shady
Fitz:
Tam:
Keefe: Ahaha.
Tam: Wow. Just...wow.
Keefe. AHAHA
Tam: I WAS HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE SIRI-
Keefe: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Tam: Nevermind.
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Fitz: That was weird.
Keefe: Actually I don't think ur salty, Fitz
Fitz: Huh?
Keefe: Ur more ZESTY in my opinion.
Fitz: DEX DID YOU LET KEEFE BORROW THE HUMAN MOVIE-
Keefe: The name's Bond. *flips on sunglasses* Hydrogen Bond.
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Fitz: ANSWER MY QUESTION I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO GET SOPHIE BACK
Ro: I gotchu, pretty boy
Fitz: ?
Ro: *ahem*
Keefe: Oh no...
Keefe: You should fear for your life, fitz...she's had this speech boiling for way to long...ITS ABOUT TO SPILL OVER...
Fitz: Um
Fitz: Maybe we should-
Ro: NO! NO I AM SO DONE WITH YOU! YOU BAT YOUR EYES AT BLONDIE AND THEN HER HEART IS DOING BACKFLIPS
Ro: KEEFE SMILES AT HER AND THE OVERPOWERING EMOTIONS ARE SO MUCH MORE DEEP THAN SOME PETTY BUTTERFLIES AND A STUPID CRUSH
Ro: YOU GO TO ATLANTIS AND GET A FREAKING PEN OR BURN SOME COOKIES AND GIVE IT TO HER WITH AN OH-SO-SWEET SMILE AND THEN PRESSURE HER TO COUGH UP THE BIO MOMMY AND DADDY INFO FOR THE PATHETIC MATCHMAKERS JUST SO THAT YOUR PRECIOUS REPUTATION ISNT RUINED
Ro: MEANWHILE KEEFE COMFORTS HER AND BRINGS HER LOVE AND SUPPORT AND ASSURE HER THAT NO ONE WHO MATTERED WOULD CARE ABOUT THAT
Ro: YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO SEND YOUR DADDY TO FEED KEEFE SOME RUBBISH TO GET HIM TO STAY AWAY FROM YOUR BLONDIE AND TRIED TO GET THEM AWAY FROM EACH OTHER JUST SO HIS SPOILED SON COULD GET WHAT HE WANTS
Ro: KEEFE HAS LOVED HER SINCE THE FIRST TIME HE SAW HER AND YOU STARTED CRUSHING WHEN YOU REALIZED SHE WAS PRETTY
Fitz: BUT I-
Ro: I'M. NOT. DONE.
Keefe: *groan*
Ro: THEN YOU GO AND TRY TO KISS HER IN FRONT OF KEEFE. LIKE WHAT THE EVERBLAZE WERE YOU THINKING TRYING TO PROVE TO KEEFE THAT YOU HAD "WON" OR THAT YOU WERE RUBBING IT IN HIS FACE
Ro: AND THEN YOU THROW HER AWAY WHEN YOU FIND OUT DATING HER WOULD DAMAGE YOUR SHINY REPUTATION, SAYING THAT "AFTER ALL THIS DRAMA WE'LL GET BACK TOGETHER" AND THEN GET MAD THAT SHE FINALLY DISCOVERED THE TRUE PERSON SHE SHOULD BE WITH WAS KEEFE??? THAT SHE KISSED HIM???
Ro: YOU HAVE HURT BLONDIE OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER AGAIN. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU LOST YOUR TEMPER, YOU SPOILED BRAT?? AND KEEFE HAS NOT ONCE YELLED AT HER!! NOT! ONCE! THE ONLY TIMES HE HURT HER WAS WHEN HE WAS BEING MELODRAMATIC AND RAN AWAY TO MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER!!!
Ro: Wow. MARK MY WORDS, I HAVE MORE. But that felt good to finally let it out. TEAM FOSTER-KEEFE FOR THE WIN!!
Keefe: Did that answer your question, Fitzy?!
Fitz:
Fitz: ...
Fitz: Forkle, where's that cave?
