Dot Rewrites my Life
Dot: Hey, Liam. It seems as though you're unhappy.
Liam: Oh, it's not that. It's just that I wish I had a cartoon animal as a parent.
Dot: Oh, that's understandable. What do you wish for?
Liam: I already told you. And what's that behind your back? Is it my magic snow globe?
Dot: What?! No! It's a Dorothy the Dinosaur plush toy. Look!
Dot reveals the toy.
Dot: Now can you repeat your wish. I forgot what it was.
Liam: Well, Dot, I wish I was never raised by my parents after I was born.
Upon saying this, Dot chucks the toy at me. I feel something hard inside, which felt like … MY SNOW GLOBE!!!!! Oh, come on, why did Dot have to trick me into settings us both to the night after I was born? Dot rushes over and grabs the baby. This wakes my Mum up.
Liam: Dot, if you do this, it will rewrite history!
Dot: To bad. I want you in our family.
Mum: Hey, put my son down or I'll call security!
Dot makes it past Mum, the baby waking up and crying. Liam tried to stop Dot but she's too quick. She jumps out of the window and that's how I became the Warners' brother.
