8/29/19
Somewhere over Death Valley
On a cargo plane inside the cargo pit, there was a dead silence. Except for the screaming and pounding on one of the crates, "HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Are we in Canada?!" a loud shrill voice yelled out. "I'M STILL TRAP- wait a second." just then a giant metal spider leg burst open the crate, leaving the current 24/7 champion Zim the chance to escape.
"YES! Finally out of that miserable crate! Why didn't I think of this the last 3 days?" Zim questioned before his spider legs retracted back into his pack. "Well on the bright side, at least there isn't any smelly humans to take my title belt." he went over and climbed on top of a pile boxes to look out a small window, where he can see nothing but sand and some dead animal carcasses.
"Well looks like I'll be stuck here for a while, might as well make the best of this." Zim said as he jumped down, but his contact lensed eyes spot a cardboard box in the corner. "Wait a minute, that's not right. Where has Zim seen that box from?" Zim went over and investigated. He looked the box over in confusion before he lifted up the box, only to reveal WWE ref Chad Patton who was in the middle of eating a hamburger.
Zim went wide eyed before turning around with a huge glare, "OKAY WHERE ARE YOU!? IF YOU ARE HERE TO TAKE ZIM'S 24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP! THEN BY IRK COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!"
Just then he felt a prick in the neck, he felt around till he felt something, which he pulled out of his skin to reveal a tranq dart. "Whaaaaaaaa~" he said before he stumbled around the cargo hold, trying to hand onto a box for stability. "Try-yin to... poison Zim… is that all you got?" he said before he sloppily got into a fighting stance.
What he didn't notice was the box he was up against open up to reveal a figure who looked like a tall lean old man in a grey spy suit with a bandana, he then leaped out and put the little green alien in a sleeperhold. The spy brought Zim down as Zim gasped for air till he eventually went limp. The ref came up and shook the unconscious alien till he called it off.
The man released the green dude before picking up the green belt.
(diddiding)
?: Otacon, I have retrieved the package.
Otacon: Congratulations Snake, you are now the WWE 24/7 champion. So how are you gonna get out of there before Zim wakes up?
Snake: Don't worry about that. Just leave it to me.
The man named Snake signed off on his nano-communication device before he grabbed a couple parachutes and gave one to Chad, "You've done this before right?" Chad shrugged before Snake went over to a switch and flipped it, which caused the hatch to open up. Luckily the plane was in cruising altitude and everything else was tied down, when it was opened Snake grabbed the ref's shirt and tossed him out.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH~" Chad screamed before puling the cord on his parachute, deploying the chute and slowing his descent. Snake wordlessly followed suit, before he took out a gun and shot, his bullet ricocheting till he hit the switch and closing the hatch, not before the unconscious Zim was flown out of the plane.
Title changes: Solid Snake def. Zim for the 24/7 championship.
