5/11/2020
Ding, ding, ding.
Mike: This opening contest is set for onefall and is for the WWE 24/7 championship. Introducing first, weighing in at 267 lbs... he is the current 24/7 champion... Humanity's savior... HERCULE SATAN!
Hercule posed on the to turnbuckle, holding his belt up high.
Tom: Hercule Satan, here to defend his 24/7 championship here to kick off RAW.
Byron: I've seen Dragon Ball, and what he's capable of...… I give him 1 minute at best.
Samoa Joe: I give him 30 seconds.
Mike: And his opponent... the infamous creator of the Saikio Arts... DAN HIBIKI!
"WOO HOO, HERE I COOOOO- WOAH!" just then a guy with a brown haired pony tail, pink gi ran out and tripped and rolled down the ramp, landing face first into the LED board on the ring. He shook himself off before getting up on the apron, and stumbled through the ropes.
Joe: Well, I gonna take a wazz.
Samoa Joe got up and left the commentary table.
Hercule was confused at the entrance but laughed, "HA, nice moves Ha-botch-I, why dotn you go home and write some fanfiction?"
"You wish chump, hope you're ready for a beating!" Ref Jon Cone held up the title before handing it off the staff and calling for the bell.
Ding, ding, ding.
Hercule and Dan charged towards each other, ready for an epic battle for the title!
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And they bumped heads, Hercule fell down onto his back. Dan followed and landed atop of him.
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Ding, ding, ding.
Dan groaned as he rolled off Satan, holding his head as he was handed the title, much to his confusion.
Mike: Here's your winner... and new WWE 24/7 champion... Dan Hibiki.
Dan nearly had tears in his eyes before he screamed, "YES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" he slid out of the ring and went up the ramp, "I'M THE CHAMPION! I'M THE CHA-" just then Samoa Joe came back and locked in the Coquina Clutch on Habiki, he gagged before quickly tapping out. Cone came over and waved.
"He taps, new champ."
Joe drops Dan and picks up the 24/7 title, "That's how we do it." He then went over to the commentary table, but then he was kicked in the nuts from behind. The attacker was an old looking man with gray hair and mustache, red shirt, khakis, and brown loafers. He then rolled up Joe in a school boy as the ref counted.
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The old man got up, grabbed the 24/7 title and ran down the ramp. Punching a groggy Hercule Satan on the way.
Mike: Here's your winner and NEW WWE 24/7 champion...
The old man whispered in the announcer's ear before running off.
Mike... VICTOR... SULLIVAN!
Victory Sullivan, or Sully, chuckled as he ran off. "Wait till they hear about this, haha."
Title changes: Dan Hibiki def. Hercule Satan for the 24/7 championship, Samoa Joe def. Dan Hibiki for the 24/7 championship, Victor 'Sully' Sullivan def. Samoa Joe for the 24/7 championship.
