Tiny Kong farted as she fanned the air, holding a script on her other hand. "Pew! How is it that the author managed to get away with these lazy chapter updates?"
"It's because people will still read my stories even if I don't update at all." Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus explained as he had the appearance of Lanky Kong, with Tiny proceeding to fart on him as they were inside Donkey Kong's cabin in the jungle.
It was another quiet night in Dimsvalle as Cosmo, Wanda, and their unnecessary baby Poof were all in their fish bowl, with Timmy Turner sighing as he was on his bed, looking up at the ceiling.
"What's wrong, sport?" Cosmo asked as turned into his regular fairy form, floating over him.
"Yes, you don't seem good," Wanda commented as she popped up back as a fairy.
"Poof poof," Poof added as he too returned back to his normal form.
Timmy sighed as he pulled out a message, showing it to the fairies. "I got this note from Mr. Crocker-"
"Don't you mean letter?" Cosmo pinpointed as Wanda slapped him in the back of his head.
Timmy narrowed his eyes at Cosmo angrily. "No, I got this message that warned me about 2014. Something about the eve of April Fools' Day and some time in July being a bad, smelly month for me..."
"You don't think he's going to throw you in the garbage again, do you?" Wanda asked as she folded her arms.
Timmy shook his head as he rubbed his chin with his right hand. "Nah... that would be a bit rash... I'm thinking of something more sinister..."
Suddenly loud footsteps were heard, with the fairies hiding in their fishbowl as Timmy shook with fright, chucking the message aside and holding onto his purple bed covers as it was his evil babysitter Vicky, who seemed to have gained curvy hips to compliment her figure, most notably her bubble butt.
"I told you I would be back, twerp!" Vicky exclaimed with a cackle as she pulled out a chainsaw, starting it up. "Now prepare to be slain to bits!"
Timmy screamed for help as he closed his eyes, with the fairies about to use their magic as Vicky suddenly grabbed the fish bowl.
"Nope, you won't be needing your smelly fish once I'm done with you!" Vicky laughed as she then placed the fishbowl on her butt, letting out an earth shaking deep pitched fart that caused the entire bowl to turn brown, with the three fairies fainting from the awful stench.
"No! My fair... fish!" Timmy corrected himself as he slapped his hands on his face, shaking his head in dismay. "You are a monster!"
"That's me, Vicky with a capital V!" Vicky laughed as she let out another fart that was destructive enough to destroy the entire fishbowl, causing Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof to fall to the floor.
As Timmy tried to escape, Vicky used her long arms to grab him, stuffing him right in between her big bubble butt cheeks and fitting him in enough to make him suffer. Vicky then released rotten farts all over Timmy, her deep pitched flatulence penetrating the poor boy as Timmy Turner's Dad came in.
"Hey Vicky!" Timmy's Dad stated as he poked his head in. "Are you giving Timmy the time of his life!"
Vicky smiled as she let out a brown stain making fart in response, holding her hands behind her back. "You bet, Mr. Turner! Your son is having the time of his life!"
Timmy attempted to gasp, only for Vicky to continue farting in his face as she pooped her pants in the process, with Mr. Turner watching because he was an idiot who had nothing better to do with his time.
