Timmy Turner was getting some nice sleep as the house shook violently, a huge foghorn like sound echoing, causing him to fall off his bed.
"Augh! Not again!" Timmy stated as he hid underneath his bed, shaking. "I know it's Vicky and her vile big butt doing this, I just know it!"
But alas, much to his dismay, it wasn't, as it was instead his mom, Timmy Turner's mom, that was doing the big, deep pitched flatulence.
"Oh hello, Timmy!" Mrs. Turner greeted as she bent over and brassily farted, both of her hands on her big butt as she released another brown stain making poot that puffed up her pants. "I'm getting into the farting craze too! Mainly because I learned that it actually arouses the neighbors!"
"MOM!" Timmy exclaimed as he jumped through the bed, waving his arms frantically. "That's both disgusting and embarrassing! You know how many kids are gonna make fun of me for being the 'son of the farting mom?"
Timmy's mom went over to Timmy, bending over and farting once more as she hugged Timmy. "Oh, no matter what, honey, I'll always love you. And also to do this to you!" She then sat on Timmy's lap, letting out a bassily brassy blast of gas as she sighed of relief, with Timmy screaming as he was getting the most uncomfortable boner of his ten year old life.
"Could this get any worse?" Timmy remarked as he struggled.
"Hey look!" AJ exclaimed as he and Chester were outside Timmy's house with all the other kids, pointing at him. "Timmy's mom is farting on Timmy, and he's getting aroused!"
"I say we all laugh at his embarrassed situation!" Chester suggested as he pumped his arms in the air, as he began laughing, as did all the other kids. "Ha ha! Your mom's farting on you, dude!"
Timmy groaned as he began crying. "Well this just got worse! It can't be even badder than-"
"OH TWERP!" Vicky exclaimed as she butt bombed through the roof, landing on top of Timmy as she flattened him with her big butt, cackling as she began releasing bassy farts of her own.
Timmy's mom smiled as she got an idea, turning to Vicky. "Say, why don't we both fart at the same time with our butts connected to each other!"
"Sounds great, Mrs. Turner!" Vicky exclaimed as she placed Timmy in between her butt cheeks. "And let's let Timmy here get the best of it!"
"Ooh, I agree!" Timmy's Mom stated as she also wiggled Timmy into her butt cheeks, with both of their big butts touching each other as they then reached out their fingers, pulling it with their other hands as she and Vicky exclaimed in unison, "Pull my finger!"
"No!" Timmy exclaimed, albeit very muffled as he was crushed by the gas producing butts.
And lo, two extremely bassy farts simultaneously happened, causing the entire planet to shake as the universe began violently reacting, spinning around and causing a chain reaction, to change everything as Timmy Turner knew it.
The cost... was going to be yet another unnecessary character addition.
And yet another season of Fairly Odd Parents.
