7/1/23

After the opening of this year's Money in the Bank PLE, live from London England. We kick things off with the first ladder match of the night, where the latest Doom game's opening theme playing as Doom Slayer walks out of a smoke screen.

Ding, ding, ding.

Mike: This opening contest is an 8-pack ladder match for the WWE 24/7 championship, introducing first... he is the current WWE 24/7 champion... THE DOOOOOOOM SLAYER!

Doom Slayer marched down to the ring, after weeks of handicap matches he now faces a real challenge. He hops onto the apron and steps through the ropes, after that the Digimon theme plays as out comes two digimon characters and a Code Lyoko girl.

Mike: And his opponents, TK Takaishi, Kari Kamiya, and Aelita Shaeffer!

The three huddled up together, "Alright ladies, all that prep time pays off tonight. No matter who wins, we make sure he loses." TK points to Doom. Kari and Aelita nod before they head down to the ring.

After them, the next entrants in this ladder match were the Miz, Casey Jones from TMNT '12, and Ty Lee from Avatar the Last Airbender. The latter somersaulting from the rafters with her cheerful bubbly bright smile.

Just then some dramatic action music played, and the word 'Babayaga' appear on the titantron. This raised a standing ovation from the London crowd, and looks of fear and shock in the people in the ring. Other than Doom who under the helmet let out a sound of intrigue, meanwhile the others are even more terrified when a disheveled middle aged man in a snazzy suit walked on screen. And if the crowd's thunderous cheers at seeing the resemblence to Keanu Reeves is anthing to go by. You know you're in for a wild ride.

Mike: And, from New York City, weighing in at 215lbs... he is the Legendary Assassin, the Devil in human form, he's not the boogeyman... he's who you send to kill the boogeyman... JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

Kari whispered to TK, "We didn't plan for him."

"Right now, let's just wing it." TK replied.

After John Wick had entered the ring, and the 24/7 title was being raised into the air. The bell rang.

Ding, ding, ding.

Immediately half of the group went after Doom, meanwhile the other half went to John. Doom immediately through off the Digidestined and Code Lyoko princess, and John judo threw Miz, Angle Slammed Casey, and launched Ty Lee over the ropes with the fire nation gymnist landing on the barricade. Leaving the two deadliest competitors in the ring, Kari meanwhile kicked Ty Lee's legs from under her. Ty Lee landed gut first into the barricade before Kari drilled Ty Lee with a draping DDT to the floor.

John and Doom stared down each other, as the crowd hyped up this showdown. Both man glaring daggers at the other as Miz snuck in with a ladder, they stared down the A-lister who told them to ignore him as he quickly climbed the ladder. Only for John and Doom to push the ladder off and Miz fell throat first onto the ropes, Miz coughed before John tossed him towards Doom who hit him with a thundrous pop up Samoan Drop.

Just then Casey Jones and TK slid in with a hockey stick and kendo stick respectively, and swung them down on the men in the ring "BOOYAKASHAW!" Casey shouted before the hockey stick shattered across Wick's back, the assassin not even feeling it. Same for Doom Slayer with the kendo stick, the retired killer and demon slayer faced their attackers who quickly fired shots on them. John responding to the elbows with elbows of his own as Doom pushed TK off and goes for a big boot, but TK pulled the ropes down with Doom landing on the apron.

Behind him, Kari pulled out a ladder which she bridged between the ring and announce table. Only to be ambushed Ty Lee who hit her with pin point jabs to her pressure points, this caused Kari to collapse before Ty Lee flapjacked Kari on the ladder.

She was then grabbed by Aelita and thrown into the southeast post. Only for Ty Lee to swing around the post and back into a dropkick to Aelita, which knocked her back until Aelita went around Ty Lee and went for a German suplex, only for Ty Lee to land on her feet and go for a kick. Only for Aelita to duck the kick and send Ty Lee's foot into the post, "YEOUCH!" Ty Lee grabbed her foot before Aelita tossed her into the time keeper's area.

Meanwhile, TK superkicked Doom Slayer before he struck him with a high knee sending the demon slayer into the ladder. TK then climbed up to the northeast top turnbuckle he hit Doom with a frog splash through the ladder.

Back with John and Casey, Casey managed to slip under a lariat by John before he dropkicked the boogeyman into the southwest corner. Casey then slid under the ropes and tripped up John before he pulled him Wicks first into the post, Casey then grabs a roll of duck tape from under the ring and started heavily taping up John's legs.

As Casey Jones did this, Miz crawled back into the ring with another ladder, setting up the ladder between the middle rungs and the middle west ropes. Miz then started to climb that side of the ladder towards the title, Casey saw this after he finished taping up John's legs.

Casey then hopped onto the apron and springboarded onto the ladder to meet Miz at the top, where Casey punched Miz in the face. Miz responded with a punch of his own, until Casey headbutted Miz and climbed up a couple more rungs before he gave Miz a blockbuster onto the bridging ladder.

This knocked the bridged ladder down a rung and sent the Miz to the floor as the crowd chanted "THIS IS AWESOME!"

Casey gathered his bearings before he got back up and slowly climbed back up the ladder, meanwhile Aelita tossed a ladder into the ring and slid in. As Casey reached the top of the ladder, Aelita then pulled a Shelton Benjamin and ran up the ladder and sent Casey Jones back with a CANADIAN DESTROYER OFF THE LADDER AND THROUGH THE BRIDGED LADDER TO BREAK IT IN HALF!

Meanwhile, TK got up and pulled himself onto the apron. Before he was clubbed in the lower back by Doom Slayer, Doom then grabbed TK in a powerbomb position and slammed him through the announce table. This followed by Ty Lee leaping off the barricade and hitting a meteora to Doom Slayer across the broken ladder at ringside.

As Ty Lee pulled herself into the ring, John Wick was still struggling with his duct taped legs. Before he spun around so that his upper body was outside the ring, and he pulled out a pair of hidden scissors, before he reached for the apron drap and used it to pull himself up and grab onto the bottom rope which he held onto as he cut the duct tape holding him. As that happened, Kari was able to get feeling back in her nerves. And she slowly got up and pulled herself into the ring and tipped the ladder over that Ty Lee was climbing. But Ty Lee was able to bounce off the north top ropes and hit a springboard cutter to Kari.

This gave John an opening as he finally got himself free from his prison and slid into the ring, John set the ladder back up and prepared to climb the ladder. Only to be accosted by Ty Lee, the two then exchanged in a flurry of martial arts moves as Ty Lee went for some more pressure point attacks. But John knocked them all away before he caught both her hands and hoisted her over his shoulders and down to the mat, he was then met with an upkick by Ty Lee that sent him into the east ropes.

Ty Lee then goes for Oblivion, but John moves out of the way and his a sliding German suplex. John then ties her feet together with her own pony tail, keeping her trapped on the ropes. Miz then sneaks up behind and looks for a skull crushing finale, only to be ragdolled by John and struck with a running big boot by Doom Slayer that was meant for John.

Doom Slayer then grabs John's collar and tossed him into the time keeper's area, before he caught Casey Jones' suicide dive into Deep Six.

Doom then slid through the ropes, only to be caught by TK who locked him in a inverted figure four as TK hung off the apron. Doom growled in pain, but this didn't stop him from crawling to the ladder and making a grueling climb with TK still locking inthe hold.

As Doom Slayer was upright on the ladder, Kari then joined in with a sleeperhold to Doom. The extra human slowed Doom down a little, but he kept pulling himself up the ladder with just his arms. Even when Kari kept nailing him with elbows before locking back in the sleeper hold.

But as he reached the top, Aelita climbed up and grabbed the arm Doom reached for the title with and locked in an triangle choke at the top of the ladder.

Doom was trapped with three submissions locked in on him, Kari then tried to reach for the title with one hand as she kept choking Doom. But then she was caught by Casey Jones with a springboard Backstabber.

Seeing his girlfriend get taken out, TK released Doom before he gave Casey a German suplex into the corner. The hockey player dropped to his bum before TK struck him with a running knee, after this Miz pulled TK away and hit him with the skull crushing finale.

Miz then pushes the ladder over, sending Aelita and Doom crashing over the ropes. Miz then moves the ladder before he climbs up the ladder, he turns around to face the camera and smirk as he grabs the title. "And that's... how you wrap up a story." Miz cackled...

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... Until John Wick tips the ladder and sends Miz crashing into the ropes.

John Wick then tosses Miz shoulder first into the northwest turnbuckle, he then tossed Miz to the outside crashing into the ladder wreckage on the floor.

John then stands the ladder back up and makes the climb, once at the top he unhooks the title strap.

DING, DING, DING

Mike: Here's your winner and NEW WWE 24/7 champion... JOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN WIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

John looked at the title as everyone was down, Ty Lee was still tied up in the ropes as doctors untied her hands and feet. John slid down the ladder before he exits the rings, the others were down as they recovered from the match. TK looked to Kari, "Well, now we have a new problem."

Title changes: John Wick wins the 24/7 championship in a ladder match.