As so class begin to introduction the teacher, Rosawaal L. Mathers.
Rosawaal: to have a harmonious life together first we need to establish the ruules, kay ? you all be sharing classroom as fellow students, it is so important everyone to play nice.
Subaru: (raised his hand) so ross hey.
Rosawaal: I'm your teacher.
Subaru: so uh mr. Ross why the hell are we here?
Austin: (raised his hand) and why me and my brothers along our girlfriend was by the groups?
Rosawaal: to experionce normal school life.
Subaru: oh eyah! good ol school life! With boys become man, and girls blossom into a full grown woman! So then why do this class pack with freaks of potion near a school!?
Then he jump of a weapons stab and a gunshot noise hit his desk by bloody, shadow, mumu, rouge and team rwby.
Subaru: GAHH! (Jump in fright)
Ruby: you wannna die?
Ben: girls calm down
Zack: he didn't mean like that.
Team bakz's girls give sunaru a "I got my eyes on you" look and sat down next to there boyfriends.
Subaru: i-i was thought i was a goner! Those girls with these four dudes means business!
Rosawaal: it would appear that the first lessen you need to learn is that you never judge a book by its cover.
Ram: you better hope they dont judge by by the way you look.
Ainz: so I've understand the situation, what you trying to tell us it we've been assemble here.
Koan: gather from our dimensional home world, but it seem my guess, some collided, almost normal life-ish along this school life correct?
Rosawaal: you two just hit a bulleye, spot on.
Ainz ool gown: what if i refuse?
Rosawaal: refuse nothing is an opntion because violating the rules , means you be punish. Also i would like you to meet the headmaster, he's on his way.
Then the door open to show ozpin came in.
Ozpin: afternoon class, i am profosser ozpin, your headmaster.
Team bakz and team rwby: ozpin?! You're here too?!
Ozpin: (drinks his coffee) indeed, hello team rwby and team bakz , seem you witness being summon here too.
Ben: do you know what's going on?
Ozpin: yes but that will be classifed.
Austin: and is our parents here too?
Ozpin: (drink his coffee) why yes they are.
Austin: oh boy.
Koan: hotdog!
As the day gose on, ruby is sleeping with a bubble on her nose.
Ben: ruby, ruby! (pop her snot bubble as she wake up)
Ruby: GAH! Yes benny?
Ben: we about to start introducing ourselves.
Ruby: oh okay!
Koan: all we need is a sack of potatoes.
Rosawaal: now listen up everybody okay? (point his stick to the boeed written introduction in japanese) is time to tell your classmate who you are, subaru let begin with you ehh?
Subaru: (stands up) alright, my name is natsuki subaru! If I'm not the clueless, I'm the broken one here ! Nice to meet you guys! (thumbs up)
Austin: heh, nice introduction.
Subaru: thanks aust,
As they other didn't say anything.
Ren: it's comforting no matter what world we in nobody think your funny.
Austin: ouch, that's cold.
Subaru: you just couldn't resist a day could you?!
Rosawaal: would the next person speak up please?
Emilta: yes, hi, my name is emilta, it's a plesure to meet you.
Then a little cat pop out.
?: and my name is puck! Spirit extraordinary, lila. uh that what i call her. Anyway ms. Lila your dealing with me.
Ainz ool gown's thought: hmm, a spirit and an elf, no more like a half elf. Assuming tbe similar race from entersilled.
Ram: I'm ram and this here is my little sister rem.
Rem: hello nice to meet you all.
Beartix: my name is Beartix, (turn her head away) can't say it's nice to meet any of you I suppose.
Austin: she don't see bad even so a tsundere and sometime a bratty attitude.
Subaru: and i suppose you wont make friends with that crappy attitude
Beartix: if you think i care? Then your a bigger idiot then you thought
Tanya: is it possible to be that presemt? (got up from her seat) very well then, i beleive is my turn...attention!
Zack, koan, abledo, demiruge and ainz ool gown.
Zack and koan: hmm?
tanya's group stands up and saluted.
Tanya: uh, impeiral 203rd airel mage commander, major Tanya von Degurechaff.
Viktoriya: I'm first lieutenant, Viktoriya Ivanovna Serebryakov, reporting.
Wilibald: Wilibald Koenig, reporting.
Rhiner: Rhiner Neumann, reporting.
Vooren: Vooren Grantz, reporting.
Loren: Loren Gran, reporting.
Zack: that sound like germen.
Ben and austin: war world.
Kazuma: umm are they from some kind war lord?
Ainz ool gown: uh they some kind of war world?
Subaru: whoa, that girl reminds me of you beago, gotta be nice to her.
Beartrix: stop treating me like a toddler! I'm older then you are remember? And I don't have to be nice to anybody if I don't feel like it.
Subaru: whatever.
Ruby: hey Weiss, she kind of reminds me of you.
Weiss: I doubt it, besides I'm rather happy with my austy.
Ruby: same with my benny.
Aqua:(raised her hand) oh me! is my turn right? (clear her voice) I stand before the manipulated goddess-
Kazuma: just call her aqua okay? (thumbs at himself) I'm kazuma,(thumbs at megumin)she meg,(thumb at darkness) ignore that one.
Aqua: what the hell is wrong with you?! I was just starting my awesome introduction! And you have to go and step all over it!
Megumin: now dare you! As the greatest of the crimson demons this is my time to shine!
Darkness: he said to ignore that one, that one like some useless object.
As they arguing except darkness ben turn to his blue brother.
Ben: Z?
Zack sigh while nodded. he then webbed aqua's and megumin's mouth with his hand.
Kazuma: thank you.
Zack: Don't mention Kaz.
Rosawaal: we~ll, the left is you two groups.
koan: you go A-man !
ainz ool gown:(got up and sigh) hope of this achievement work for this school life level,i'll go first. behold, i'am the lord of the great tombe of nazzerick, the might ainz ool gown!
Abledo fainted.
Austin: wow.
Ben: nice.
Zack: like how I almost do.
Koan: that was epic.
Rosawaal: oh my what's wrong young lady? Are we feeling a little fainted today?
Albedo: you got the wrong idea, did you not see lord ainz now ? did his greatenesss not awaken deep within your loins?
rosawaal: oh my goodness? Well TMI, soo let get back to your introduction later shall well?
Albedo: not so fast!
Rosawaal: hmm?
Abledo: my lord spoke and so shall I, you will know everyone of our names! Everyone, Identify yourself now.
Ainz's group: right!
Shalltear: I am the guardian of the first, second and third floor. Shalltear Bloodfallen.
Cocytus: guardian of the fifth floor, Cocytus. (breath out)
Aura: gaurdian of the sixth floor, Aura Bella Fiora.
Mare: sixth floor, Mare Bella Fiora.
Demiurge: seven floor guardian, Demiurge.
Albedo: and I hold the position of the overseer nazzarick floor guardians, i'm albedo.
Rosawaal: alright boys is your turn consider your very special with your group partners.
Ben: alright then, we are team BAKZ, let say we cross many dimensional travel and incident happen and how we met ruby and her friends. I'm Benjamin kirby tennyason, leader of the team who do mana magic, hero of heroes and wield the omnitrix. So meet my 3 brothers. My second in command who like the oldest, he's an agent of life and death but more of a grim reaper. He's like both amount of brawn with brains along good fighter, weapon expert and warzone slayer. The prince of his kind who is beyond and above Omnipotence to all omni-multiverse.
Zack: Zackery masayoshi orion A.K.A Lewmaus prime, sup?
Ben: The little brother but he's the brains of the operation along his brawn help, prince of all dragons there is, and wield the megatrix and my partner since we're alike a bit.
Austin: Austin D Ookami A.K.A Pharaoh Dragon, such a pleasure to meet you all.
Ben: and last, he is like a twin brother to zack, he is special as a surveillance and the wild, the king of all beast there is, agent of chaos that the insane person there is. Wield the nemetrix, an alien beast who a natural predator of Austin's, zack's and I's aliens, the prince of all heaven and hell.
Koan: Yellow! koan kasai seinruyami! a.k.a savage neplhaim, me like root beer! Cuz peace is better then...CHICKEN AND RICE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!
Joker:(pop out from his back at the left) yeah! Some of the student look fun!
Smarty:(pop out from his back at the right) as munch similar like us but different situation perhaps.
Kazuma: WHAT IS THAT?!
Rosawaal: oh my, (Turn to team rwby and the stuff bunnies) now is left is you girls.
Ruby: HI! My name is Ruby Rose and I'm the leader of RWBY!
Weiss: i'm Weiss Scnhee, heiress of the schnee dust company.
Blake: hello , I'm Blake Belladonna
Yang: and I'm Yang Xiao Long, Ruby's half big sister.
Bloody bunny: bloody bunny.
Mumu: mumu!
Shadow bunny: names shadow bunny.
Rouge: and i'm rouge bunny!
Rosawaal: how delightful it seem we quite the moraty of colorful students, don't, we, class?
Timeskip
Aizn and his group walking down the sidewalk while the sun down as koan lifting up ainz as giving him a ride.
Aizn oon gou: you know koan, you don't have to do this for me, I can walk on my own.
koan: no need, me assist and koan know your exhausted, so koan help brother.
Aizn oon gou: I thank you.
Albedo: and such tragic story you told of how you become this of this vile dung and that horrible skank jennifer.
Koan: come on albedo, is not very big of a deal.
Aizn oon gou: hmm, tell me something koan, your the prince of heaven and hell correct? (he nodded) so I am curious...
Koan: you can tell me...
Ainz ool gown: can you make demons and angles out of something or nothing?
Koan: hmm not yet but maybe, I made my girlfriend one of my kind, so something like that.
Aizn oon gou: I see.
Then they see aqua.
Koan: yellow water girl, what doing?
Aqua: listen!
Koan: huh? (title his head confusion)
Aqua: you undead and your creepy cronies! I don't know what world is this or what we're doing here. No matter what dumb world this is, my sacred duty as a god to your kind isn't afraid to rope I please!
Ainz ool gown: a god, is that's so?
Koan: hmm, a fight with us huh?
Aqua: that's right and your welcome, for I goddess of the order essect, the goddess of water aqua
she summon her staff.
Aqua: shall perge you all to your next life!
Ben and Kazuma hit her head.
Ben: would you cut that out?
Kazuma: the hell? Starting a fight the first day is not being the best!
Aqua: OWIE! COME ON! can you not see is an undead even with a demon, vampire and whatever the hell that thing is along the crazy hybrid.
ben: that crazy hybrid is my brother.
Aqua: so what a goddess suppose to do huh?! Take this!
Kazuma and ben: hey what are you doing?!
Aua sent a magic blast at them.
Ain ool gown: i'm not worried, that's a low level spell.
The beam hit koan's root beer
ainz ool gown:(flinch) s-s-somehow I felt an ooze of bloodlust and insanity as one!
ben: oh man, well good luck aqua, and Kazuma, you might wanna run if you don't wanan get involve (walk off)
Koan looked down to his root beer then stared at aqua, his eyes blink 3 times till their all black and red pupils as his skin turn red and his head burst on fire make aqua and ainz ool gown and his group senses this enormous rage and madness energy together.
Koan: bad water girl, destroy koan's root beer.…
Aqua: h-have mercy? I'm so dead!
Aqua begin to shake in fear as koan red flash transformed into his alien bull mattershift.
Mattershift: MATTERSHIFT! (Raging bull noise)
She screamed and start to run for her life as the alien charged at her.
aqua: KAZUMA! HELP ME!
ben: so you want some popcorn?
Kazuma: sure.
Ben give him some popcorn
Aqua:(anime tears) ARE YOU TWO SERIOUSLY EATING POPCORN NOW?! I'M GONAN BE CRUSH BY A BULL!
ben: it's your fault though.
Kazuma: I agree with ben here.
Blake:(came in) koany! Look!
He turn to see a root beer cake, he turn back to normal.
Koan: ROOT BEER CAKE!
He zoom in and begin nibbling it.
Blake: (pet his hair) there we go.
Ainz ool gown's thought: she tame him easily like that.
Kazuma: so ben, your staying in our place.
Ben: I think so, I mine is kinda be nice, come on aqua.
she zoom in hugging ben while tearing a lot in fear.
Aqua: PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME WITH HIM!
Ben: is aqua, koan maybe what you saw but he's a nice guy when you get to know him.
Aqua: just don't leave me with him.
Ben: if you promise to get along with my brothers.
She nodded fast.
Ben: good (turn ainz ool gown and his group) sorry about that, one thing koan and including zack don't like that pissed them off, if anyone dare to ruin there root beer.
Aizn oon gou: I… I see.
Koan: koan love root beer(turn aua with an eye smile and grin) koan forgive water girl now.
Timeskip
The next day
In class that except aqua not in her seat.
Rosawaal: pay attention class, ms. Aqua was violate to her friend today that mean she is biig trouble.
aqua is being punished as at the hallway holding two bucket of water and having one on her head.
Aqua: why would i be punish? Is there fault (anime tears)
Kazuma: (open the window) yo, what shaken water goddess?
Aqua: you told on me didn't you?
Koan: (open the window) hey aqua.
Aqua:(shaken a bit in fright) y-yeah?
Koan: here you go.
He pull out a bag of chips next to her.
Aqua: um, thanks.
Koan: no problem.
Rosawaal: okay class.
Koan: no problem.
Timeskip
Ruby is now in the schools kitchen, she try to crack the egg but not so she did it hard, try to pour the flour but did it too munch a bit. Eating some chocolate chip then a lot and the bowl is stuck as she try to push it and anything. Ate all the chocolate chip but soon finally made try to fit it in but ben came in to see his girlfriend mope.
Ben smile while so he pull out a bowl of milk for her, that made ruby jump up and dip her cookie and gulp the whole thing, then she hugged him tight.
Ben chuckle.
Then the next scene of a dot board with ben and ruby, austin and weiss calculate it.
Austin: hmmmm (got an idea) aha!
Austin whisper to weiss' ear as she nodded, they back away as they blind folded, austin turn into rose reaper and weiss got her weapon.
They junp and stab the dart board.
Ruby: missed!
Ben: but almost.
Weiss: drat.
Rose reaper: but at lease is good enough.
The scene change as ruby in the dorm room.
Ruby: huh, no one's here, eh i guess i can check on the court yard. (spotted a book, then a stash of oreo cookie and a chocolate milk)
She zoom n and got it.
Ruby: (look at the book) ninja huh?
As she read it while sipping her drink and eating the oreo cookie.
She raised the book side way as a long picture folded down.
Ruby: now that's a katana.
At outside austin and zack watch weiss and yang have a spear fight.
Yang and weiss dodges each of their attack but weiss drop her weapon and yang about to use her gauntelt. But out of ammo, weiss stick her tongue out but got punch out and won victory.
Zack smirk at austin, he grumble give zack 50 buck.
Then scene change.
Blake try to find her book.
Blake: huh? Where is it?! (turn at ruby who look dissapointed) ruby is that my book?
Ruby: (point at the book) this is filfth! FILTH! (Smack it and walk off)
Blake: (swirling) can i have my book back?
Ruby: later!
Then they jump hearing two angry voices.
Zack's voice: WHO ATE MY OREO!?
Koan's voice: KOAN'S CHOCOLATE MILK IS GONE!
Ruby: uh oh. GOTTA GO! (dash away)
Zack and koan: RUUUUUUBY!
She turn to see an angry zack and koan roaring with there weapons.
Zack: YOU OWE ME AN OREO COOKIE!
Koan: KOAN SLASH RED ROSE GIRL!
Ruby: AAAAHHHHH! HAVE MERCY!(she zoom out leaving rose petals)
