SOOO Sorry about the wait. Those who read my profile would know I love dragons and the season finale happened, I'm also writing my own thing, and I'm busy with school and job hunting. To make it up to you, I'm trying to do 2 chapters of each of my fanfictions, including this one, this month. My parents also want me to take a drivers test so, I'll try. I slightly mention something from the book in this chapter, slightly, so I guess that's something. other then that, it's pretty much a filler, I hope you enjoy it.


"Sorry if I made Jack late for his meeting."

"Actually, its good thing you're here," said North.

"Really, how so, did Mother Nature flip her rocker and tell you guys about something I did? Am I on the naughty list?"

"You now hold the record."

"What!" said Jack, "I thought I did?"

"We cleared your name, and Ema was right under yours."

"Yeah, but this isn't about that."

"What's it about then," I asked.


Next thing you know I've shoved into north's office.

"You didn't answer my question, Jack."

"Just wait in here, while I talk things out with the guardians."

"But I'm the one who got attacked."

"Its guardian business, they're probably mad at me for being late."

"It's my fault you're late, you stopped to help me. Thank you again."

"You're welcome."

"So, I'm just supposed to sit here."

"Well…"

"It's okay; I'll make use of my time-Ooo cookies!" I said eyeing a plate of Christmas cookies. Just then, Jack swiped them away.

"I'll take those," he said, and then he continued muttering to himself, "I thought I told North not to leave these out." With that he closed the door.

I didn't do anything for a few seconds. After which I bounced on the balls of my feet and hummed to myself. After that, I couldn't take it anymore.

"This is just great! [Shape shift into Jack] 'Here Ema, wait in this empty room while we guardians talk about important things (not you being attacked) oh and you don't get any cookies.' [Shape shift back] Now I know how much I'm appreciated."

"It's for your own good you know." I turned around and there was mini-me on a roller coaster made of ice.

"How's it for my own good, and how'd you get over there."

"I've been out for a while and I saw the roller coaster, Weeee!" she was riding it. I plucked her out of that roller coaster car and set her down on the table.

"And…" I said impatiently.

"It was best he took the cookies away because you remember the blizzard of 68'."

"Oh right, that Easter."


It was the blizzard of 68', Easter Sunday. Jack made a blizzard to irritate bunny, and in the end Easter had to be cancelled. While Bunny went to release his anger on Jack, I snuck into the warren. Yes, it's true that the Easter Bunny paints eggs; he also makes chocolate eggs in his spare time. I thought since nobody was eating all that candy that year, I might as well eat it up. So, I took as much candy as I could carry and got out of the warren before Bunny got back.

I ate the candy, and it was delicious, but I kind of got carried away.

Jack was trying to get away from Bunny's raging fit, and then he noticed something in the distance.

"Wow I didn't know there could be a rainbow in this weather." Then he took a closer look.

"Wait a sec, that's no rainbow, that's my friend Ema!"

Sure enough in the distance there was Ema Fay, changing color rapidly.

"I'm angry, I'm sad, I'm greedy, I'm embarrassed, I'm frustrated, I'm lonely, I'm lying; I'm not feeling any of this at all. HAHAHA!" Not only that, she was zipping around like crazy. Jack then remembered something that he might have heard along the way, regarding Ema. Don't give her sugar.

"Ema?"

"YEAH JACK, whatisitJack,whataredoinghereoldchumofmine,greattoseeya, it'sbeenAGES!"

"Ema have been eating sweets?"

"No,ofcoursenot,whywouldI,it'soverrated,IknowI'mnotallowedtoeatthatstuff,whywouldIevenwanttogotothewarren,it'sboring, RIGHT! Iwenttothewarren,sawthecandy,thoughtnoone'seatingitmightaswell,yougottocutmesomeslack,nooneletsmeeatthestuff, iwasgoingtotryiteventually,it'ssodeliciousigottokeepeatingandeatingandeatingandeating-" during this, Ema was changing from completely white to melting pink, and then jack flicked her on the forehead. "WHAT!" Shouted Ema while bursting into flames.

"Just wanted to stop you from melting, and do you know what happens after a sugar rush?"

"Idon'tknow, What?" Ema then passed out.

I awoke with Jack staring right at me.

"Ema are you okay?" Then I didn't feel so good.

"I think I'm going to be-(vomit)" I turned green with spots.

"And there's the proof," said Jack, regarding the vomit.


"That was a onetime thing, I'm better now!" I said to mini-me.

"We all know one thing, once you get a taste of sugar, you can't stop."

"Alright, I see your point, but why would they just stick me in this room. I have valuable information, I was the one attacked by Pitch Black and his nightmares!"

"I have no idea why they would do that."

"Might as well just make the most of it," I sighed.

"Good for you," proclaimed mini-me.

I paced and paced, how was I going to pass the time, and then it came to me.

"I'm the bringer the illusions, how about I make some illusions."

"Excellent," cheered Mini-me.

"And what's better then the illusion that I didn't even hear a word." I smiled maliciously.

"Oh no, you're not thinking what I think you're thinking, are you?"

"Come on, mini-me, you know what I'm thinking, you are me."

"Shoot, you're right I do know what you're thinking, and it's not good."

"Depends what perspective you look at it."

"In my perspective it's bad."

"In mine it's not, it cures boredom."

"Please, don't say it."

"I'm going to do it, I'm going to eavesdrop on the guardians!"


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