While staring at the man's bulge, Nick started unknowingly performing fellatio on his burrito. There was nothing he wanted more at that moment than to suck that huge dick. He wanted it even more than he wanted to consume more feces. In fact, if he had the choice between eating feces ever again or swallowing this stranger's cum, he would have chosen the latter in a heartbeat.
The sexy man walked past the Jonas brothers as if completely oblivious to their presence. After all, he was used to such reactions from total strangers every time he entered a room. He would have been more surprised if the onlookers weren't drooling all over themselves and pretending their food was his cock. Even the cashier, who had likely already taken his order countless times in the past, couldn't form a coherent sentence as the sexiest being on the planet walked up to him to make his request. "May I fuck y- I mean su- I mean…" the cashier trailed off before the gorgeous twink answered the expected question. "Take my order? Yeah I'll have a crunchy taco supreme please. But no jizz in it this time, alright?" The request was barely audible over the loud moaning in the background, but the cashier's remaining functioning intelligence comprehended that the unfathomably good-looking regular was asking for the same taco he always does.
While waiting for his taco to be prepared, the man took a strange fuzzy, pink object out of his pocket and tied it around his neck like a scarf. With the voice of a thousand angels, he began to sing. "Everybody needs a thneed, a fine thing that all people n-" He was interrupted by a white, sticky substance hitting him in the face. He glanced towards the direction it shot at him from, and noticed the Jonas brothers staring upwards with their tongues hanging out of their mouths while stroking each other's cocks. "Hey, I-" the sexy man started before being interrupted by another ejaculation that hit him in the face. "I'm trying to sell my product here, so stop!" He quickly said while simultaneously dodging cum. After learning of the product's existence, the three brothers immediately took their wallets out of their pockets and handed them over. "One crunchy taco supreme for Onceler!" shouted a Taco Bell employee from the kitchen. The man, who they now knew was named Onceler, swiftly snatched the wallets before running over to collect his meal that was left on the counter. "Ugh… Jizz again?!" Onceler stared at the pure white taco before reluctantly taking a bite. He couldn't afford to waste food, not until he'd become rich from selling thneeds. He handed a thneed to each of the Jonas brothers and kindly handed back their now-empty wallets.
"Not again!" yelled the restaurant's blind janitor as he slipped on a massive puddle of cum.
To be continued...
