This chapter is from KeefeIsBest. (I completely agree with that name, BECAUSE, ALL HAIL LORD HUNKYHAIR!!!) Thank you for the request! Here is your chapter! Enjoy, guys!


Biana: Hey, Sophie?

Sophie: yep

Biana: Okay, I have some dresses that I grew out of and liiiiiiike you should totally have them!!

Sophie: They lost their sparkles didn't they

Biana: PLEASE TAKE THEM SOPHIEEEEEEE TT

Sophie: Can't you just buy more and get rid of those?

Biana: Yeah, but, that requires GETTING OUT OF MY CLOSET and going to Atlantis just nooo

Sophie: Don't elves have online shopping or smth?

Biana: What the booty

Sophie: Wow elves are SOOOO advanced and powerful and sparkly and then they don't even have INTERNET. or Online shopping.

Biana: *bombastic gasp* WOT????

Sophie: I MUST show you the glory of human technology that is Online shopping. You can buy stuff without moving from where you are, as long as you have your phone

Biana: What's a phone

Sophie: Human version of Imparter but with other stuff besides calling and messaging

Biana: TELL ME MOOOOORE

Sophie: I can actually do that since Dex connected my IPOD to freaking GOOGLE so let me search up Amazon rlly quick

Biana: Wait wott

Sophie: I just sent you a picture see they show all the stuff you can buy by showing a picture of it then if you like it you press a button and if sends your money to whoever sold it to you and then they send you that item

Biana: I DEMAND AN AUDIENCE WITH THE COUNCIL. WHY THE EVERBLAZE IS THIS NOT A THING?????? AHHHHHHHHH THIS IS BETTER THAN MALLOWMELT

Sophie: ummmmok.

Biana: IM GONNA HAVE TO BORROW YOUR EYEPOT THING

Sophie: for what

Biana: FOR *dramatic hair flip* eViDeNcE

Biana: YOU CAN BUY ANYTHING JUST BY CLICKING A BUTTON??? COUNT ME IN THIS IS WHY HUMANS CAN BE COOLER SOMETIMES

Biana: I AM GOING TO GO CRAZZYYYYYYY WHEN CAN I SPEAK WITH ORALIE SURELY SHE WOULD AGREE I NEED TO MAKE PLANS FOR MAKING THIS A THING AHHHHH HOW HAS NO ONE EVER DONE THIS BEFORE!!!!! THE GLORY OF ONSTRING SHOPPING IS TOO GREATTTTT

Sophie: Lol you mean Online

Biana: I AM MAKING SIGNS AND TUNICS SO WE CAN MARCH AROUND ETERNALIA AND PROTEST UNTIL THEY COUNCILLORS SHOW THEIR BOOTY FACES AND FINALLY MAKE THE LOST CITIES SPARKLY AGAIN

Sophie: i was so never a part of this

Biana: I ALREADY HAVE A CHANT

Biana: AHEM. THR OPPRESSION ENDS NOW! THE SPARKLES BEGIN! THE OPPRESSION ENDS NOW! THE SPARKLES BEGIN! BRING ON THE ONROPE SHOPPINGGGGGAH

Sophie: What have I done..