This is a Fate Night and Re Zero Fan Fiction Only

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As I heard that I looked at Rider, and smiled, "Well yes, she is my common-law wife, we have been living as a married couple for quite some time, and in fact when I was told I needed to return here, that is one of the things I requested, that she be allowed to come with me."

I touched her hand and saw her smile, "This is my beloved wife Boa, Boa Emiya." She smiles as she kissed me on my lips and looked at Sakura, "Pleasure to meet you, I know that my beloved husband might have been good friends with you for some time, but I also hope that we can get along in the future."

Sakura stands up and stands before Boa kissing her on the lips which makes Taiga blush and she laughs, and I can't believe I am seeing this, but then again she is Greek, after a few minutes of the kiss she smiled, "I didn't expect a Rider Servant, you always struck me more of Saber, since you been fascinated with swords for as long as I can remember."

I looked at her and began to shake my head, I am sort of confused, "How did you know about Rider Servants and Saber Servants." Boa smiled and looks at the bewildered look on her husband's face. "She has been training in magic ever since you left, she knows because she is Master herself, and apparently she is the local representative of the Magic Association. Quite impressive for someone so young."

Sakura sneers after she heard, "You call me impressive, you are a literal gorgon, and are married to the man I've been in love with since I was a little girl." Boa asked her about making a deal, she is not against it if the terms are beneficial, but the terms better be kept, or she will be crossed. I looked at her and began to laugh.

"I am guessing that kiss was a spell to probe her memories, very sneaky of you, if you were not part of the magic association personnel I would be literally obligated to end your life, so please try to be careful, killing my only childhood friend is not something I want to do. Your brother, however, I wouldn't mind as much."

She looks at my shoulder and then at my face, "Even after all these years you still hold such resentment towards him for causing you that burn on your shoulder and get you kicked out of the archery club? It was an accident that happened in middle school, why will you not let it go? and move on?"

I looked at her and simply said because that was one thing that caused my father to become sad, and I don't forgive those that make my family cry. "I want to make a contract where we work together in the upcoming Grail War, we will be allies and therefore we will share our magic abilities to our best ability, and we shall share lovers."

To which I said that is technically impossible because there are things I don't know, who is her lover and who is her servant being the primary ones. Sakura smiles, "There are four female masters and two males, I have already made a similar contract with the three other girls. As for who is my servant I believe it is someone you know very well, and look up to her quite a bit. No need to hide Saber, say hello."

As she said that I found myself looking as Saber appeared from out of nowhere, and she was wearing armor as if she was a knight, her hair tied in a bun, golden blonde, and she was glaring at my servant. "Greeting and Salutations, I am Saber the servant of Sakura Matou, she has spoken highly of you, but I know you just as well since your father since your father was once my previous master."

I look at her and nod my head, "Indeed, you are the servant my father summoned for that Holy Grail war, that ended causing my mother's death. I do hope that since we are forming this alliance you will not injure my Rider. She has a bit of a hang-up against traitors, something we both share."

Saber smiled as she sat right next to Sakura, "My only concern is that there is a human presence that shouldn't even be hearing any of this?" I told her that it is fine, Taiga was a long family friend and it would make things rather easier since I am enrolling at least on paper to her school and her classroom, so as long as Taiga doesn't tell anyone, everything should be fine, or the Magical Association will simply have me kill her and every person she ever told this secret, which she knows.

"I don't particularly like it, but I have been friends with your father and family long before you were born, so yes, I know of the secrecy laws, relax." The magic contract was signed and verified by using a spell that made it unbreakable. The two mages that signed it could not break it without dire consequences, the person who breaks it, loses all their magic, and since magic is life, death was sure to follow.

A knock at the door was heard, "Rider take out your weapons we have an intruder in the mansion." A burst of laughter is heard as I said this, "I wouldn't take out your weapons just yet, if you wish to survive, how about we have a friendly discussion or I will destroy the contract you both just made." I don't like this, I don't like this one bit.

"First I don't know you, second you were not invited, and third, how am I going to have this supposed conversation with an unknown person that quite literally threatens me in my own home." He then responds that was not a threat that was promised. "And you do know me quite well descendant, you have talked to my great-grandson, and you always do as he tells you to do."

I really don't like this, "There is only one person who I would obey without question, and you sound nothing like him." He responds by telling me that he is not his great-grandson, Merlin. Sakura decides to open the door and let the man inside the house. I can't help but glare at her audacity in doing that.

Medusa simply told him that even if he wanted to keep him out, Merlin would have done something to open the door anyway, and Saber knows this better than anyone. "Speak your piece, and then leave my home."

The man creates an elegant throne to sit on, after he sits down, he looks at Shirou, and says, "This will be the last grail war, so special rules have been added to this tournament." Shirou said that many have claimed that their grail war was the last, and yet there was one right now. "I should say the last grail war in this reality."

"The Father of all declared that this will be the final holy grail war in this reality, and he has made me participate to make sure this happens. I have many names Child what I am currently using is Souichirou Kuzuki, no one has ever known who I am, I am the brother to the Father of all, his dark half, we have another sibling that simply is called Death."

"The reason why I am telling you this is that this is the final grail war in this reality, there is nothing to hide anymore, when this is done you will be transported to a new world, kiddo, to a world that needs your help, and there are many lady masters and lady servants in this world, but there are only twelve male spirits and twenty male masters in this world."

"These spirits are doppelgangers of the ones in this reality, there is no one by your name in that world, and therefore once you are sent there, you will have to make new lives for yourselves, and those that go with you."

All this makes little sense, the grail war is barely starting and this man is already claiming that it is done. "We have not even begun the war, how are we supposed to end something when it hasn't even started?"

He smiles, "Forgive me, I sometimes forget you don't see time the same way gods do. I apologize for everything that I had said and will say, I know this will upset you." I simply roll my hand to make the sign of getting to the bloody point.

"There are new rules set in place for the new reality, instead of six participants there shall be at least twelve." He looks at Sakura, "yes my dear I know about your trying to form a contract for a peaceful solution but that will not happen, not for this final war." To which Saber and I look at each other and nod our heads.

"Like we would want an easy victory, our victory will be earned." He began to laugh, "There is a version of you in this tournament this version is here to kill you, she does not look like you, her hair and face look different, she is an older version of yourself but female so be aware of that. She doesn't know I am telling you this, you have an advantage over her, and she had an advantage over you so now it is a fair playing field."

"She doesn't know that she is an alternate version of you, she knows she can't exist in the same timeline as you, so she plans to kill you and take everything from you including your powers, and no unfortunately she is not insane, but she doesn't know you are a guy. You don't know what her powers are and she does not know your powers, this is an equal playing field, and yes I know I am repeating myself, but I have to make sure you understand."

He looked at Saber, "Arthur your wife and daughter are here and they are cursed to participate, they do not want to fight against you, and your sister Morgan is also fighting in the final war. They are being forced to do this, but that doesn't mean they are not giving it their all. Your daughter Mordred fought in the final war between you, her, your sister Morgan, and your wife Guinevere. She died at the end of the war and your wife had one hell of a war hammer she used to beat people with."

Shirou said that doesn't even match what he knows, Arthur was betrayed and killed in the last battle by her child Mordred, who was named the Knight of Treachery for her actions, and now here he is trying to make her sound like a tragic princess who acted out of loyalty to the kingdom. Saber looked at Shirou, "For some reason, I have two memories, one where she is loyal, one where she betrayed me, I always ignore the one where she is loyal because everyone told me she betrayed me."

"You have memories of the two different versions since two timelines were merged to create at least twelve participants to fight in this final holy grail war, which is why you have a doppelganger in this world my boy."

"So like I was saying, the three that I mentioned are from that timeline where they didn't betray you. They have been told that you plan to take a male lover and are very interested in who this male lover is, But sadly unless you make a contract with them they will not be with your male lover if you're lucky you can make a contract if not well sorry for your bad luck maybe they can still go with you when you go to the other world."

"Congratulations on your marriage to your new wives, they will be linked to your power when you make them into your coven. I have been out of circulation for a very long time, I think that is the word, I will see you at school, and don't think you are skipping you are coming to school just like every person who is participating in the holy grail war that is your age, have a pleasant day and pleasant night."

He disappears with his throne they heard his laughter in echoes for a few minutes after he left. I looked at them and I felt really annoyed, "Why didn't we attack him? He was bragging so much and such a condescending bastard I was sure I or Boa here would try to kill his ass, not to mention the annoyance of him talking like he knew everything about Saber here."

I looked at them and began to shake my head, "You did attack him, and every single time you did, you would end up killing yourselves because of it, I had to constantly rewind time every single time, and you two did it so many times, I have a colossal migraine and have the feeling of hunger like I haven't eaten anything in months. So that is why I looked annoyed by him, he knew it, and he was letting it happen."

Medusa smiled at me and she placed her hand on my shoulder, "You at least got some magic practice, you mean every single attack would hit the attacker instead of the person that was the target, so I guess I turned to stone quite a few times." And I told her, yes, and the others got blown to pieces, by their attacks as well.

"To find now that every single master of this holy grail war is going to the same school is sort of convenient, we have our competition right in the same building." To which I said, "Exactly now we can't even relax in a place where magic is not even expected because now we got people aiming to kill us in a place with at least a thousand innocent bystanders."

I hate this idea, if things went by the last grail war at least we had an entire city and a town to find secluded areas where to fight, but like this, it will be a miracle if all twelve masters don't simply decide to simply cause the entire school to explode to claim victory, at least four wouldn't but there was no guarantee than the others would value human lives against the possibility of gaining the prize at the end, hell some of the heroic spirits would absolutely do that.

"By placing all of us in a single school, and by having us as opponents in this grail war, this is going to end up causing more and more attention to be drawn to mages, and this is going to cause the church who already hates us for the way they think magic should be a power that only God should possess, They will target schools for possible elimination, that is not pleasant."

A letter falls from the sky, it reads, the entire city is going to be the battlefield, and each participant will be transported to a pocket dimension that is a copy of this reality, did you really think we didn't account for everything when we planned this grail war? I look at the piece of paper and flat out said yes because you are such an arrogant bastard that you wouldn't give two shits about the consequences.

A few words appeared, of course, I do, I care about my nephews and nieces, do not worry about the school, no one will be able to be harmed, if two of the masters begin to combat, they will all be teleported to the pocket dimension, you have seven lives for the competition.

If you die in one day, you can come back to life the next, but you will have scars and other things due to your injuries, if you lose your head you will have a scar on your neck depending on how you lost it, so remember that. This guy is truly insane, you will have scars where you lost body parts and organs you lost, including the spirits, shall have scars themselves.

This guy really is insane, doesn't he realize that magic can literally destroy an entire building, spells that can cause explosions that make nukes look like a firecracker, some spells can crush a person into paste, and this idiot says the person would get a scar for every injury and every form of death, what part of the wouldn't be scared?

More words appeared, that is the point to teach you to think about it and don't be an idiot. Scars are there to remind you that dire consequences will happen if you fail, that way you will not think of this as a god damn game. Do not worry you will be in perfect health when you revive the next day, on the final day you will not revive.

A set of times appear on the page, and it said that these were the times they were allowed to attack. Not allowed to attack during school hours and they could only attack for six hours after school hours, the only days without restriction are Saturday and Sunday.

They finished their meal, a few solid hours with Medusa and aspirin for his headache, the two of them were finally alone, "So what do you think of this grail war?" I looked at her and simply let out a sigh, "I don't trust that guy, not one bit, but if he follows his own rules, we should be fine, but will he try and screw with us, I wouldn't doubt it, so treat it like anything coming from the people on the Argo."

Medusa said basically watch your back and as I kissed her simply replied exactly. "Now my love we need to discuss my harem plans?" Shirou groaned, "Look Medusa, I know what you've been through, I know what happened to you, and the very idea of me making you feel that I am basically pulling a Zeus, is not an idea that I would find enjoyable in the least."

She held me close and smiled, "Well that is something new, however, you do remember that I am Greek, and we were a lot more open about our sexuality than in modern times apparently, you can simply consider it my harem, and I am just willing to share it with you if it helps you feel any better." Throw in there that she will not turn him to stone for sleeping with them and she had a deal.

Which made her laugh, "I would have turned you to stone if you didn't sleep with them. So who are you looking forward to sleeping with, other than me, Saber is nice and you had a crush on her for years, Taiga has known you most of your life, and Sakura clearly has a massive crush on you. Any other girls come to mind?"

I looked at her, "The only other girls would be Rin Tohsaka, she apparently uses magic through the medium of jewels, and not to mention my step-sister, Illyasveil von Einzbern, but that would only be a danger to me since she apparently hates my guts since my dad and her mother separated long ago, it was all legal, and within the marriage contract, but somehow I think she will hold it against me."

Well they finally went to sleep and Medusa was snuggling into him as they slept, after I barely woke, I was shocked by the revelation that apparently Sakura stayed in a room right next to ours, and apparently came into our room and began to watch us sleep, and the way she decided to wake Medusa was that apparently she kissed her, and as I was getting out of bed, the two women were making out.

I honestly don't have time for this shit this early in the morning, I went to the kitchen and decided that I need my coffee, before I even think about cooking breakfast, so I began to brew some nice Columbian beans, with a hint of cinnamon and vanilla. As I began drinking my coffee I began to cook some eggs, toast, and rice with some fried tofu.

It seems that something finally caught the attention of those two, and it was Saber being completely naked as she walked towards the kitchen and asked what was for breakfast. I guess modesty was not a courtly virtue back then.

I was having breakfast by the time Sakura, Saber, and Medusa came to the table and began eating their food, Sakura asked why I didn't cook any bacon or sausages? My only remark is that with my income? That stuff is way too expensive to put on my grocery list.

Medusa wondered if there was any sort of cheap alternative, to which I told her, yes, the tofu in the rice, after we ate the breakfast with some complaints and praise for the breakfast, we finally got dressed in our school uniforms, and since that bastard is watching, and he is showing off this much, I decided to simply say screw it and began running towards the school I will attend on the freeway.

Simply seem to be ignoring me as I run past their cars, and other vehicles, a few beeped at me as if I was using a motorcycle, when I get to school, the man who I met who apparently will be one of my teachers was there waiting for me. "Well someone is in a hurry, had to put an illusion to make it look like you were driving a motorcycle."

To which I told him if he didn't puncture the wheels of my actual motorcycle I wouldn't need to do that, he simply laughs, "You never had a motorcycle, but since you said that here you go a motorcycle and license, so I don't need to use that illusion again do I? So ready for class? Cause you need to go to the auditorium for orientation. You are getting a few new teachers when you meet them, stay calm, and don't freak out."

As I walked to the massive auditorium I can already feel that a headache is coming my way, "Hello Shirou, nice to see you this early in the morning, going to orientation, good you can come with me." Why is the infamous ice queen of our school suddenly and unexpectedly being so nice to me, she used to treat me like I was something she wanted to avoid, and now this?

Medusa said that it is more than likely she made a contract with Sakura since apparently, they are sisters. As we made it to the auditorium the principal was about to begin his welcome speech. "Welcome students and returning students to another year at Homurahara Academy. We are happy to see so many new students and returning students, this year you will have new instructors, seven new instructors have been hired."

"A new history teacher by the name of Henry McCarty Junior, a new physical education teacher that goes by the name Heracles Satan, a first aid instructor by the name of Boa Emiya, a new Archery instructor, Uorihs Ayime, a new science teacher by the name of Souichirou Kuzuki, Kirei Kotomine a new theology teacher, Zouken Matou teaching Economics."

As they finished introducing the new teachers I am questioned by a fellow classmate as to why a new teacher and I have the same family name, "Let's just say we are related, and leave it at that." As each class was told to go to their assigned classrooms I find that my class is with Taiga Fujimura we had the same homeroom teacher ever since elementary school I heard one of my classmates say in tears.

"Just do your homework, don't goof off, and keep your personal entertainment at your home, and you should have no problems, or she will break that game handheld that you probably in your bag if you ignore her to play a game."

He asked me how did I know that, I simply told him that she is pretty much a long-time friend of my family, so much so that at one point I thought that she and my dad were about to shack up. "Thank God that was just a rumor, I would have ended up the captain of the Kendo team if that was true."

The day was largely uneventful except for the fact that my wife is a teacher, and I can't say anything about it or it will cause quite the commotion.

Author's Note: The next part is an Omake.

Sakura asks why couldn't I buy beef, or pork for their breakfast, I simply told her that it was too expensive to put on my grocery list. As I said this a gold coin appeared in my hand and a note was attached. It reads, to my beloved descendant here is something to help you have some delicious food for breakfast and the end it had a smiley face with a little speech bubble with the sounds of laughter.

"That son of bitch, I been working my tail off and all I needed to do is simply ask and gold would appear out of nowhere." I grab my phone and began to dial a number. "Hello, welcome to the Magical Association Hotline, if you wish to speak with a human press one if you wish to speak with a demon, please press two, for all other questions please press Zero."

I of course press two, "Greetings my name is Asmodeus, how can I help you today." I simply asked if there was any way for a replacement participant to be sent to the current Holy Grail War since apparently, the god of darkness and chaos is trolling me. After some quiet, I hear someone shout, "You said what?"

I said I am asking can I be excused from this holy grail war because the one organizing it is a dick. The demon on the other side of the phone call began to clear his throat. "I see that you are having some problems, well as far as I can tell the answer is no, you have to participate apparently you pissed off the deity in question." The demon immediately hung up, "Damn it."

Author's Note: This was more of a world-building chapter, full of explanations but it needed to happen, we apologize, please tell us how you feel about the chapter, and who you would want to be included in the reviews, Hector Flores and Hero100100.