This is a Fate Night and Re Zero Fan Fiction Only
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When I finally made it back home, I was not expecting what I saw, Medusa was waiting for me, and she was smiling as she told me to wash my hands since she made dinner for us. I knew many things about her, I knew her history and what she was supposed to be like, but as I saw this I could only say that Poseidon was an absolute idiot, to do that to someone as precious as her.
Instead of just taking off my shoes and doing as Medusa told me, I decided to walk towards her and when I was near her, I put my arms around her pulling her into a warm and loving hug, which caught her by surprise, and while still surprised I leaned close and kissed her passionately on her lips, and she was not against this as I felt her returning the kiss, as the kiss ended I simply told her thank you for being there for me. This made Medusa smile as she told me to wash my hands because she didn't want her food to get cold, the only thing I told her was, Yes, dear.
I went to the bathroom and washed my hands, I remembered everything those two told me, and I knew I had to discuss things with her. I know that this is not a decision that I can make on my own, there is no way that I could do that to her, I would not treat her as that bastard had done, if this affects both of us, we will make this decision together.
As I finished drying my hand and walked towards the dining room I saw that Medusa prepared something unexpected, something I never even knew she could prepare, honestly, it looks amazing, the smell of the food was making my mouth water, and as she sat down on her chair, I decided to do the same, and with my fork, I ate a small bite of the food she prepared.
It was something that had many different flavors, it was sweet but yet tangy, it was spicy and yet refreshing, it was sour but also enticing, "Got to tell you, I am shocked that you made Ramen of all things, and you made it using not one but several recipes, got to tell you Rider, I am impressed, and with just the right amount of poison to make it tasty without it being deadly."
She laughed as she heard me say, "Well it can't be helped, it's hard for me to cook food without tasting it, and you should know better than anyone I am a gorgon, so poison is something that is part of my nature. You however seem to develop an immunity to it, must be because of all the times you kissed me."
That is when I heard another girl pretending to gag for some odd reason saying that could we please stop it with the whole newlywed routine, cause that was making her sick to her stomach. Medusa told her that she doesn't have to stay in the house, it was their home, and she came uninvited. As for them being newlyweds, well actually they are, so it wasn't as much acting as to what they actually are.
Medusa looked at me and trying to ignore the glares from Saber, she asked me if anything happened to me in school, "Oh besides the fact that the ruler of darkness and the devil showed up, held me in a separate reality and made me an insane offer, no, nothing beyond what we would expect from a day going at a normal high school."
Saber did not seem to like what I just told them, and she was both worried and glaring at me for some reason, "So the god of darkness and the Devil wanted to talk with you, that is strange, but hearing that Lucifer wanted to talk, it has to be deal, or what was the deal they are offering you?" How can Saber say things like that in such a calm and cold tone is something I still can't figure out.
"Well the guy whom you called the god of darkness wants to use me as champion in the next reality I will end up after the grail war is over, and to get me to accept to be his champion he told me several things that are a bit crazy, first I will end up being the champion of both of them, so I will receive blessings from both of them, and the craziest thing is that he said Heroic Spirits in the world were I am going, will not have the restrictions they have in this one, meaning Medusa and I will be able to conceive and have a child of our own, or several."
Medusa looked shocked, almost speechless as I finished saying this, I was worried that she might not be happy to hear this for a second, until she screamed in sheer joy, and said accept the deal, what is there to think about, we would be able to live as any normal married couples can, the added powers due to the blessings are extras, but they are not that important since I have such mastery over my magic.
For crying out loud, I honestly thought that getting her to agree to that deal was going to be much harder than this, as I traveled back home, I was secretly worried that due to what had happened to her in the past, and what she experienced in the previous grail wars, that it would take a great deal of effort for me to get her to trust the people that made this offer, I pictured her saying hell no and saying if a deal is too good to be true, it was more than likely a scam. It turns out I had been worried for nothing, funny really, I think the fact that I told her we could have kids probably was the thing that actually convinced her to accept the deal as fast as she did. Does she want to become the mother of my kids this much?
Well as I heard both Saber and Medusa argue about the fact that we had not gotten either a marriage license or gone to have a ceremony at the local church for a wedding, she refused to acknowledge our marriage, I did the only thing that would be considered smart in this situation, I said nothing and simply served myself another serving of the delicious ramen Medusa made for me, and decided to let them argue the issue until either of the either got tired of the argument or until one of them finally asked for my opinion on the matter.
Medusa told Saber that she was Greek and marriages in her time were not such big matters, sure the wedding took three days and there were plenty of rituals involved but both she and I had undergone most of them already, so it makes no difference to her what other think, in her mind, she was my rightful wife, and she was happier about the chance to bear my children than any complaint Saber might have on the subject, in fact, she seemed a little extra motivated to get through the current grail war faster than she was before or at least that was my impression.
She decided to ask me what would we call our first son when we have one? I could only say that as long as we never name our child Perseus, I had no objection to letting her decide the name of our children, after all, she is the one that will do most of the work, she will be the one that has to deal with the difficulties of pregnancy for no less than nine months after all.
"Don't fret, darling, consider the terrible things I had to suffer through before I was a heroic spirit, and years of fighting in many grail wars have made me tougher and more resistant to pain, so I should have little to no difficulty during the pregnancy, the birth however it would be nice if you were there with me, to help me deal with that pain. From what I remember the pain felt during that time is the most horrible pain a woman can feel, and considering who is the goddess of marriage, that is not that surprising."
Not surprising to hear that Medusa didn't hold Hera in high regard, considering who actually raped her was her brother, but in reality, Hera was not the goddess of childbirth, that was Eileithyia, no matter no need to keep thinking of the Olympian Pantheon, since they are apparently don't exist in the next world we will end up in.
Well, I still don't like the idea of basically having to serve these deities, but if my wife heard that I said no, let's just say there is no fucking way in hell I am giving up the ability to ever again be able to make love to her. I accomplished what I told those two, and with this, the only thing left is for me to wait for one of the masters to come and attack me, I will do nothing but train and grow strong to face them.
As has happened in every single grail war, the people that participate and are called Masters often attack and attempt to kill each other, this is the basis of the entire Grail War, the last standing master and servant which is a heroic spirit earns the right to use the artifact that they fought to obtain, and is called the Holy Grail, but sadly this grail has never held the blood of the son of god. I honestly think the cup that they call the Grail is absolutely putrid, the thing seemed to be powered by the blood and hate of all the people that died to obtain it. In the end that is why the heroic spirits agree to follow the commands of these mages, because if the master gets a wish, so does the servant.
I often suspected that Medusa used a wish to obtain the very glasses she wears because let's face it, without those glasses, any person who looks into her eyes would absolutely turn to stone, and I have looked into her eyes plenty of times, and I am alive and well.
Saber apparently was still not happy with the way she just learned that I would one day have children with Medusa, and was quite vocal about it, did I ever complain that her own daughter Mordred was a colossal pain in the ass? No, of course not, that would be immensely disrespectful. I honestly don't know why she is so angry about this, is it because she was my father's servant and is worried about my safety? or is it that she is instinctively drawn to me since I am pretty much the embodiment of the Sheathe that once was called Avalon.
I know I had a huge crush on her growing up, but I understood that such a thing as having a relationship with her would not be possible, well until those two made the offer to make me their champion, which apparently had opened the option for me and Medusa to have an actual full matrimonial relationship, which technically it means the same would apply to Saber should she come with us to that other world, is that the reason why she is so pissed off about this?
I can only count on my lucky stars that Medea has not heard a word about this, I already have Saber being pissed, and I certainly don't need Caster to be added to this particular catfight, although Medea was quite beautiful and gentle as far as I heard, she apparently was a loving wife to Jason, till he decided to betray her, and she even fought against her family to help him, so in other words yet another tragic heroic spirit, I don't even want to think what she would do if she heard that I plan to have children with Medusa, who is, in fact, my wife. I think she would be even more angry with me than she would be with Medusa.
In the divine realm, two friends decided to discuss a major concern they were having after meeting the person that could possibly be their champion. Lucifer looked at his friend and couldn't help but to feel a little sympathy for what his friend was going through, "Well that could have gone better, not really surprising considering how much stuff he had to deal with even as a kid, so it is not that difficult to see that he would have a problem trusting two people he never met, and it sure as hell didn't help that he knows my name. If he had any initial trust in us, it went down severely once he knew one of the people talking to him was the one that is called the Devil."
He looked at his friend, "Well it could have gone worse if you had also told him your name, honestly if he knew your name, he probably would throw buckets of holy water and try to send us as far away from him as possible, you know we don't exactly have the best reputation. In my case, it is common knowledge that a deal with the devil is never a good idea, and the horrors they know of what you supposedly did in the past, makes you look even worse than me, and that is saying something."
His friend glared at Lucifer telling him to stop reminding him of those times, he was not in control of his faculties, and was infected by that accursed energy, how could anyone blame him for doing things when he had no control over his own actions. "You know as well as I do, the reason why we wanted to make him our champion was more for his benefit than ours, in that world he is going to go, there is an evil that could block his ability to use magic, only those that are blessed by someone like us can be free from being affected by that accursed power. He will be in terrible trouble if he chooses to reject our offer and you know it."
Lucifer couldn't help but agree since even he knew that for some reason so many foreign deities were invading that world, Lucifer could think that they had done this because in that world there were no other deities, after all, they worshiped a dragon, who is only being a seal guard, this would seem like a buffet for these invading deities, all these worshippers they could claim for themselves and grow in power thanks to the prayers and faith of those new worshippers. this is why we tried to tell him that the war there makes the grail wars he knows look like a bunch of kids playing in the public playground. But because he doesn't trust us, getting him to believe us is hard."
His friend also told him that while they told him his wife would go with him, they never mentioned she would go with him, which more than likely this guy could tell, and as such if he gets to that world without her, this will further reinforce the idea that we are trying to trick him, or he will be flat out pissed off by this. Sending people to other worlds is no easy matter, but he doesn't recognize this and doesn't realize that there could be a delay between his transfer and that of his wife.
As a matter of fact, if he gets to that planet without receiving a blessing from either Lucifer or himself, and he meets one of the followers of an evil deity, it will not matter at all when his wife arrives, because he will be long dead by the time she appears in that world, and she and everyone in that world are doomed to a fate worse than we would wish to their worst enemies.
It is only a matter of timing, if he arrives there, and they manage to reach him before the enemy can kill him, he might be more willing to accept their offer since at that moment the reality of his situation would be impossible for him to deny. Lucifer told him that if anything they had enough time to plan and prepare for this since the last grail war was barely getting started. That means they got six months to a year to prepare for this, and instead of worrying about what could happen, they better instead find out which deities are invading that world, knowing who they are, would give them an idea of who is the most likely person to send their champion to kill theirs.
" I honestly don't know who would do something like that, to such a nice and hard-working kid, if we need to consider enemies we might have, well we have a ton of them, but not many would dare to do something this malicious to our champion as soon as he arrives, so that should cut down on the list of deities that could plan to do this." Lucifer without missing a beat, simply said the person he suspects the most would be his friend's ex-wife, unlike him, she was still infected by the energy that pretty much made him do all those horrible things.
His friend smiled a rather understanding smile and he told Lucifer that he too suspected this, but even she would not be so obvious, no, she will plan how this would be done, but never actually order it herself, it would be far too obvious, and she knows her ex is not as weak as he was before their marriage ended. "She probably would do it out of sheer petty revenge, but let's face it, she never get her own hands caught in the cookie jar, if she had another one to do the dirty deed for her. Either through seduction or intimidation, she could easily get one of her minions to do that for her."
I woke up the next morning feeling like something weird had happened. My bed felt like I was in a can of sardines for some strange reason. As I opened my eyes I knew exactly what was going on, true, I went to sleep holding Medusa, she is my wife after all, and she told me she gets rather cold and feels uncomfortable when I don't hold her while she sleeps. The shocking this is that Sakura, Saber, Taiga, and even Rin for some unknown reason had also climbed onto my bed and slept holding me.
I know I am not exactly a light sleeper but how the hell did I manage to sleep with four extra women slipping into my bed and each holding me in some manner, I need to get up and take care of breakfast, but the way they are each holding me I can barely move. The only option available was to use a darkness spell to teleport into the bathroom, but I had to be more precise than ever since if I didn't, everyone would get teleported with me, and five people in our tiny bathroom would be simply too much for us to get out of the room.
Having to concentrate on my spell this hard had an unexpected benefit, it took care of my little problem, hey, I am a healthy young man and what man wouldn't wake up with an erection after being basically hugged by five women? Ok, maybe Gay men, but I ain't one of them. I appeared in the bathroom which was outside of my bedroom, which thankfully allowed me to take a shower, and take care of my personal needs.
I didn't want to be late for class without having to abuse my magic, so I began to prepare a simple breakfast, for no breakfast with this many people would be fast, I had to prepare for all these people, taking into account their tastes, dislikes and potential food allergies, all I can say thank god for the school giving us access to profiles telling us such things about our fellow students and even faculty.
Some might consider that an unforgivable invasion of privacy, but given how social media works and how many companies in fact already know or have stolen said information, finding these things is not that difficult if you know what to do, never mind that a sight use of mind reading magic would have told me everything in a matter of seconds. I can't use that magic, but I do have to say that this form of magic does in fact exist.
It is not exactly easy to prepare an individual dish, that is their own personal preferred food for breakfast, and then have to carry all five of them on several trails back to the bedroom to give them what some people would call a frigging cliche, breakfast in bed. Personally, I simply call that putting some effort to be a nice guy, to women that apparently like me, even if my main profession is a hired killer for the magical association.
They each woke up to the smell of their favorite breakfast food, and without even saying a word to me, they began to eat it like this stuff was made by a freaking five-star chef, they ate that food like it was the most delicious thing ever, me? After cooking and tasting that much food, no, I ain't hungry at all. I was about ready to leave when I kid you not I heard Sakura burp and tell me that was delicious earning her a glare from the other women saying that was unladylike.
I honestly don't care if Medusa also burps or flat-out farts, we are simply so open and comfortable with each other that we simply learned to accept everything about each other, say for instance my strict adherence to preparing food a certain way, and in a certain order. My grandfather used to joke that I am a little too obsessive-compulsive about how I prepare food. I just happen to know and feel certain steps and things must be done in a certain order to achieve the best results.
As they finally got out of bed, and changed from their sleepwear, at least some, because I know Medusa doesn't wear anything to bed, and I told them we better hurry because some of us have to go to class and someone else has to arrive a little earlier, because she has to attend a teachers meeting. Saber told me that was no problem for her at all, she simply would return to her spirit form and follow Sakura, Medusa said she wished she could do that but sadly her husband is right, so instead she asked me to use my magic to make sure she arrives on time.
"Don't you worry one bit, you will arrive on time, and if you really want to arrive there fast, take my bike, unless you have no problem with the smell of sulfur and brimstone, cause if that is the case I can teleport you there, just that at this time of day, that spell would pretty much mean she would have to travel through hell."
Rin asked me if I was kidding? I told her no, my teleport spell opens a portal through space, and depending on certain times they go through certain realms, such as in the morning the portal will have a person travel through the fire planes of hell, in the afternoon, a person would have to endure the smell of a swamp, and at night through the frozen realm of Nifelheim. "It is actually not a bad place, minus the undead hungry monsters, and that the person that rules it is a bit clingy, but then again that person doesn't get a lot of visits from living people."
Sakura was not happy to hear that last bit, as she asked why does that sound like I was speaking about yet another girl? Medusa told me that teleportation would be no problem at all, she can block her sense of smell, looked at Sakura and smiled, "You would be surprised how many ladies my husband knows, the one that he mentioned is Hel, daughter of Loki, and much to Loki's dismay, she is one of my husband's childhood friend. If you ever saw him fight with a hammer and a shield, well she is the one that taught him how to do that, he can be quite the Viking when he wants to be."
