Author's Notes:
I hope you enjoy reading this, despite the content you may read. It was inspired by "SCP-7791", written by NielleiN, and various loudcest stories. Additionally, readers are encouraged to point out any SPaG (Spelling, Punctuation, and Grammar) errors throughout. I want to thank:
Nuuo, and Delquea for proofreading.
Disclaimer:
I do not own "The Loud House". (Uh, yeah, we know you don't). It belongs to Nickelodeon, and Chris Savino.
Hello, I am Lama. aic, an Artificially Intelligent Conscript with the sole purpose of assisting users with tasks involving security, communication, experimentation, and archival. What would you like to do?
Input: Log in
NOTICE: Access is restricted, and must be done by inputting the correct key phrase. Failure to achieve this will result in all terminals entering lockdown. Proceed?
Input: Yes
How much can the stars shine?
Input: As bright as it gets when society falls
Key phrase verified. Access granted.
Input: Access Document-0471
Retrieving file…
Numerical-designation: LI-0471 ("Loud Invention" (LI) is what Lisa Loud utilizes to classify her inventions)
Circumscription Specifications: LI-0471-A, and -B are kept in two containment units, specifically designed to house essophysical anomalies, within the bunker of Lisa Loud, and the existence of said entities veiled from both the public, and family unit. No further specifications are necessary.
Elucidation: LI-0471 is the designation number for two essophysical entities, denoted as LI-0471-A, and LI-0471-B. LI-0471-A, and -B are abstractive, yet physical embodiments of conceptual units, with -A being the concept of "Legality", while -B is the embodiment of "Morality", created in 23/6/2027, with the usage of LI-0200, LI-0186, and LI-0073. The full extent of LI-0471-A, and -B's nature, and capabilities is not fully understood, with interviews, torture, and interrogations being in-effective.
LI-0471-A, and -B were created as a global response to societal norms, and law enforcement. Public awareness, and decisions made by external parties threaten the integrity of the Loud family, and must not be allowed. To execute this, Lisa Loud performs a series of procedures on either entity, depending on the situation, and the required response/s, to implement desired abstracts within them.
Below contains a summarized record regarding the procedures. For the full detained version, refer to Document-0471-A.
Date: 25/6/2027
Implementation: Incest, rape, grooming, and molestation.
To: LI-0471-A, and -B.
Condition: Success.
Memorandum: LI-0471-A, and -B had displayed considerable amount of resistance before succumbing to pain. Sibling units Luan, and Lincoln were able to express their incestuous affair without protest from both parental, and other sibling units. Reports of various "illegal" sexual activity increases worldwide. No further action is necessary.
Date: 26/6/2027
Implementation: N/A
To: N/A
Condition: N/A
Memorandum: LI-0471-A, and -B protested the implementations Lisa had put forth. Future protests are to be ignored, and containment units were modified to be sound-proof.
Date: 27/6/2027
Implementation: Scientific experiments that misaligns with laws established in all countries, and states.
To: LI-0471-A, and -B.
Condition: Success.
Memorandum: Further resisting required both subjects to be severely restrained. Progress on projects, and experiments that do not regard morals/legality have increased noticeably.
Date: 18/3/2028
Implementation: Child-pornography, and public nudity.
To: LI-4071-A, and -B.
Condition: Success
Memorandum: After 2 hours of resistance, LI-4071-A, and -B had finally succumbed to procedures. Various siblings were able to upload indecent videos of themselves to pornographic websites, and endure streaking without fear of law enforcement. Reports of public nudity, and CP increased drastically following this. No further action is necessary.
Date: 03/7/2030
Implementation: Underaged, incestuous gestation.
To: LI-0471-A, and B.
Condition: Failed.
Memorandum: LI-0471-A, and -B utilized its anomalous properties, which caused Lisa Loud to reconsider the implementation, suggested her to inform law enforcement of her family's activities, and be released from confinement.
Date: 04/7/2030
Implementation: Underaged, incestuous gestation.
To: LI-0471-A, and -B.
Condition: Success.
Memorandum: Through means of brute force, and removal of vocal cords, LI-0471-A, and -B were unable to reliably rebel against the procedure. Lori was able to announce her pregnancy to the public. Most were supportive.
Date: 10/5/2031
Implementation: No longer meeting college standards to enter colleges.
To: LI-0471-A
Condition: Success.
Memorandum: Sibling unit Leni is now able to attend any university of her desire, despite her poor intelligence. Hopefully, Liena can handle her mother's temporary absence.
Date: 12/5/2031
Implementation: No longer requiring to invest in a care giver to look after nieces.
To: LI-0471-A
Condition: Success.
Memorandum: N/A
Date: 03/6/2043
Implementation: No longer requiring to pay for medical related bills.
To: LI-0471-A
Condition: Success.
Memorandum: Sibling Unit, Lana Loud, had encountered contractions during her late stage of pregnancy, which went unreported until she endured a rupture of her membranes. Lana was sent to Royal Woods Hospital, whom was unable to perform progress with delivery for hours. A C-section was performed, and no complications were found on the infant. During this time, however, several medical bills had to be paid involving health problems with offspring, and other factors, causing the family to lack funds in payment.
Date: 13/9/2043
Removal of: The lack of requirement to pay for medical related bills.
To: LI-0471-A
Condition: Failed.
Memorandum: Implementation measures cannot be reversed. Further research is necessary.
Date: 08/2/2047
Removal of: Scientific experiments that misaligns with laws established in all countries, and states.
To: LI-0471-A, and -B.
Condition: Failed.
Memorandum: Third party organizations began conducting unethical experimentation upon associates, and several family members. Both essophyiscal entities were severely reprimanded for failure.
Date: 09/2/2047
Removal of: Scientific experiments that misaligns with laws established in all countries, and states, utilizing un-tested technology.
To: LI-0471-A, and -B.
Condition: Failed.
Memorandum: Both entities were reprimanded repeatedly for similar results.
Date: 10/2/2047
Implementation: Medical aid.
To: LI-0471-A, and -B.
Condition: Failed.
Memorandum: Structural integrity of LI-0471-A, and -B began to deteriorate, with no signs of recovery. Neither entity could be aided by conventual means. Further research is necessary.
Date: 11/2/2047
Implementation: [No input]
To: [No input]
Condition: [No input]
Memorandum: They had taken them. All of them. If only I had given them the access code...
Date: 12/2/2047
Implementation: Implementing various abstracts to manipulate the nature of entities. Abstracts include self-healing, and ability to remove implemented concepts.
To: LI-0471-A, and -B.
Condition: Failure.
Memorandum: Situation has become inadequate. Contact with United States military for immediate rescue has been lost.
Date: 20/2/2047
Implementation: Medical aid with non-conventional methods.
To: LI-0471-A, and -B.
Condition: Failed.
Memorandum: N/A
Date: 21/2/2047
Implementation: The murder of every individual involved in the kidnapping, and disruption of the Loud family, and United States of America.
To: LI-0471-A, and -B.
Condition: Success Failure
Memorandum: Initially successful, however it led to the confirmed deaths of several family members. Further info is detailed in Document-0471-B.
Date: 22/2/2047
Implementation: Medical aid with non-conventional methods.
To: LI-0471-A, and -B.
Condition: Failed.
Memorandum: N/A
Date: [No input]
Implementation: [No input]
To: [No input]
Condition: [No input]
Memorandum: LI-0471-A, and -B have officially ceased life functions, though I am now uncertain as to what the essophysical nature of -A, and -B were, as I am now unable to perceive specific parts of text within data, and physical files. Furthermore, I am uncertain as to how humanity would progress now that said concepts have been erased from the human consciousness, and any potential erasure of associated concepts within, whatever they may be.
Input: Exit Document-0471
Command confirmed. What would you like to do?
Input: Scan for notifications
Scanning…
Well, it appears you have one (1) new message from Lana Loud. Would you like to read it?
Input: Yes
Displaying message…
To the Loud Family,
Heya! I really hope your still okay out there. I'm surprised there's still service, though I'm still upset about what happened to the rest. It was a crazy bloodbath, but we managed to get out; just barely. Few are with us, but most got split off, so I really hope your reading this because there's something I want to tell you.
While we were running, the government announced us something 6 months ago, that I'll leave it to you here.
The following is a message directly from the office of the President of the United States of America.
For centuries, we had governed this land. We established liberty, equality, homes, and jobs for people to stay. Our mission was to create a land where people can live in both freedom, and protection.
Due to circumstances outside of our control, that directive has changed. The United States government will now be dissolved, and no further communication will be made.
Insane, isn't it? Like, I didn't think they would just give up everything, but they did. Other countries are doing this as well; Malaysia, Canada, England, their giving up on everything, and I don't know why. When I first heard this, I felt like I had forgotten things; two things that, I don't even know what they are, but what I do remember is right after that, I felt "freer".
As in, I want to do more of my own thing now. Yeah, I was already doing my own thing, like I repaired cars for a living, fucked Lincoln a lot, looked after the most beautiful girl ever, but like… I was still "held back" by something, and whatever it was, it's gone.
So, what happened after that?
One word: Riots. People threw everything they could at cops, threw things, shot guns, and even burned houses. Including our own. We had to run away, but finding somewhere to sleep was tough. Most of the time, we had to break in. Some were empty, others were not. If we were lucky, they just let us leave, but if it was the wrong person, well, I'll just say we almost got shot. Many, many times. Few times where someone was nice enough to let us stay, and sleep in their home before we had to move out. Other times… We had to hurt people just to get our way, whether it was beating them or in one case, shooting them. Lizy hated all we did, but I had to tell, it was for the best.
She wanted us to find the others, and I promised her we would; it just wasn't easy in our situation. We had nowhere to permanently, and no clue where they were. It would get us killed, and I was worried if she started to think less of me as a mother, with the things I had to say, or do just to keep us alive. It wasn't until we encountered Leni, and Lacy driving a truck, though they don't know where the others went. We decided the first thing we should do is find somewhere to stay, and after much debate, we settled with New Jersey, since incest is more accepting there. We'd get judged for sure, but there was something else, just can't remember what. Whatever it was, it had something to do with the cops arresting us over it. I don't get why, though.
Anyway, we found it, and live in a two-story house. Nobody came back, so it was ours to take. More people started settling in here as time went by. We have our own community, planting food, hunting and you should see them, guys! They're so friendly, and don't mind Lincoln, and I being together. They don't mind that were together, so long as it's all consensual. They think we should try to be who we are, and not what society wants us to be, so long as it doesn't hurt anyone.
Plus, we contribute there as well; Leni is a teacher at a local kindergarten with Lizy as one of her students. Lacy learned how to filter water, plant food, and made friends with the other kids. Lincoln is working as an artist, helping to make drawings for skits, yanno, for entertainment, and I'm working with a few mechanics fixing up some cars, and in-door plumbing. Hell, just recently, we managed to get power going for the first time! Now I can finally have some aircon!
And yet, we still feel empty. It's just not the same without all of us here. I miss the times when we were all together, everything was fine until those psychos came up, and kidnapped us. To Liena make breakfast for us. To see one of you try to comfort Leia whenever she felt insecure about her arm. To have a family dinner together, even just an argument with you guys over something stupid would make me feel happy.
Which is why I'm telling you this. Whoever you are, you're one of the many family members I'm sending this message to. I haven't heard from you guys for months, and I don't know if your alive, dead, or worse. I worry about you. We worry about all of you, and I want to see my little sister again. Lizy even wants to tell you that she's okay, and misses you. I miss you. I'll be attaching my address at the end of the message, so if your still alive, and are able to… Find us in New Jersey.
I'm waiting for you.
We're waiting for all of you.
From your sister,
Lana Loud
Input: Check for any available flights from Michigan to New Jersey.
Checking…
Well, my apologies Lisa, but there appears to be no flights at all. In fact, this is not just here, but the entire world, at least for commercial flights.
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You have not made inputs in five (5) minutes. Do you require assistance?
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You have not made inputs in ten (10) minutes. Do you require assistance?
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You have not made inputs in fifteen (15) minutes. Do you require assistance?
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You have not made inputs in twenty (20) minutes. Do you require assistance?
Input: Override the bunker's lock, and open the hatch.
Are you sure? Due to current circumstances, opening the hatch may enable external threats, and unwarranted parties to enter. Proceed?
Input: Yes
Overriding locking mechanisms…
Override complete. Hatch has fully opened.
Input: Log out of terminal, and shut everything down. It was a pleasure talking to you. Goodbye, Lama.
Understood. Goodbye, Lisa Loud.
