Coletterby: I patted myself on the back for that line, lol.
And thanks to Orli, Chica De Los Ojos Cafe, A Lost Soul, LittleIrishRogue, Doyles-always who also reviewed.
Snow and Fire Don't mix!
Ch. 11
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now!
Bobby was thinking to himself. What else was there to do? He couldn't even talk to himself for crying out loud since John put the sock in his mouth!
'Stupid John…stupid rope.' Bobby paused his thoughts. Then he realized something he should have done a long time ago. 'Stupid me!'
With no time to waste, Bobby instantly froze his hands which in turn froze the rope, and with a little tug, the rope broke into tiny pieces. He was free.
Bobby hesitated before pulling the tape off his mouth…it was going to hurt like a bitch and he knew it. 'Just like a band-aid…pull fast.' And that's what he did—at least he had the sock to bite down on. As soon as the tape was off he spit the sock out, making a sour face—socks don't taste so good, especially John's.
Bobby emerged from the closest and then ran out of the room in a hurry. He ran into the hall and stopped short in the middle of it, realizing something. 'Taking a dump comes first before revenge'. He turned around and ran back to his room. He searched for the key in his pockets only to find them empty. He had left his key in the room. Feeling dumb, he placed his forehead on the door and muttered, "Shit." (No pun intended, lol)
He ran down three flights of stairs to use the bathroom in the lobby…only to find a note on the door. 'Closed for cleaning.' Bobby wanted to scream but there was no time, even for that. Then he ran downstairs into the lower level so fast that he didn't see the maintenance sign that read, 'Wet floor.' As soon as he jumped off the last step he fell instantly onto his ass onto the damp floor. The good news: he didn't have to go to the bathroom anymore; the bad news: he needed new pants.
John and Rogue were enjoying their time alone together.
Both looked up at the ceiling after hearing a loud thump.
"What do you think that was?" Rogue asked.
"I have no idea but I bet it was hilarious."
…if only John knew.
Bobby waddled to the first hotel staff he could find so he could get back into his room to shower and change. When he did find a staff member, they happened to be a girl…a pretty girl too. First telling her he forgot his key was embarrassing but to be waddling like a penguin was even worse!
'Somebody shoot me now!' Bobby thought as he followed the girl to his room.
She opened the door for him and said, "The best advice I can give you is to burn those and don't forget your key…again." She walked away after uttering those wise words of wisdom.
Bobby was embarrassed, angry, dirty, and let's not forget smelly. He closed the door to his room and took off his pants immediately. He threw them into a trash can to deal with later.
A/N: Rofl! Good stuff, huh? Review and tell me.
Note: I was laughing so much when I pictured Bobby falling and going in his pants that I started to cry...poor Bobby...NOT!