Hey, welcome back, ready for another crazy chapter?. Also sorry for the little wait.
Some dude: I understand it's confused for a crossover with two other fanfics, don't worry, next chapter it's all back to normal.
MemeKingthethird; I'm glad you like the crossover so far, means a lot to me.
EndeavorT: This fanfic takes place before Metroid Dread.
G-man 2.0: Yeah, it took me until now to realize that over 30 newbies maybe somewhat of a problem, I'll figure out something for the next season.
Peacemaker and Murderface were both covered in mud still punching eachother back and forth until Brick, Arthur, Muscle Man and Samus were able to pull Murderface away while Harley, Stan, Nana and Bond kept Peacemaker back.
"Let go of me, I want to make him suffer!." Murderface yelled out trying to get free.
"I was about to win that!." Peacemaker shouted, everyone was shouting before a gun shot was heard making everyone look over.
"If y'all are done fighting like a bunch of children," Arthur walked over to everyone. "I just found us a spot to camp out."
"Camp out?." Yao looked at the cowboy. "I'm not sleeping on the dirt!."
"Yeah, there's no way we are doing that!." Snidely groaned, adjusting his tophat.
"I could use some rest." Aqua said, yawning.
"We need to keep moving, if the other team doesn't camp out, they'll reach the damn temple before us!." Akainu shouted at the goddess.
"I could also use some sleep." Bender said.
"How could you possibly need sleep?." John Silver growled at the robot. "Ain't you a robot?."
"He's one that doesn't work." Harley rolled her eyes.
"Shut up!." Bender pointed at the jester. "I can do work, I just don't feel like doing it."
"Oh so that can explain the "work" you've been doing for the past few challenges." Harley got in his face.
"Hey I worked really hard on that fanfiction challenge in the dodgeball game!."
"You shipped yourself with the prize money you useless bucket of bolts!."
"Bite my shiny metal as-" Before Bender could finish, Harley took her baseball bat and hit him in the ass.
"Ow, my ass!."
Alastor(confessional)
Alastor was laughing so hard he wiped a tear from his eye. "This bunch is hilarious, I've never seen a group so dysfunctional, apart from my own team, but still these guys are hilarious!."
The cruel stars were walking through the forest, they wanted to cover more ground and hope to find the temple in the morning.
"Can we stop now?." Toko groaned dragging her feet along the dirt.
"No, we have to keep going!." Wolverine kept walking foreword, stepping over a few twigs. "Damn Chris, this stupid collar is too tight around my neck."
He put a hand on the color and it started beeping.
"What is that sound?." He asked before getting shocked down to the ground.
"Hehe." A chuckle came from the collar, there was a speaker inside of it. "Good, it works."
"Chris?." All the stars went wide eyed.
"Great, he's listening in on us." Donald rolled his eyes. "Why did he shock him anyway?."
"Because I was bored." The voice of Chris was heard. "And I'm bored again." Everyone heard a beeping, this time from Donald's collar.
"No wait man-Ahhhh!." He fell down as he was now shocked by the color.
"Ha, suckers." Scott snickered.
"That's not nice to laugh at Scott." Dawn looked at the farmer.
"Oh please, you of all people know, I ain't a nice man."
"I can tell." Belle rolled her eyes. "Anyway, how far are we from the temple?."
"How do you think we know?." Ray asked.
"You guys are in this universe, we have been here for ten minutes."
"That doesn't mean we know everything!-"
"Guys, we probably should stop soon." Mabel groaned. "My feet have fallen asleep."
"We don't stop until we find the temple." Damien looked at the twin who was walking slower. "Is it just me, or are we missing a few people?." He looked around noticing their team was looking a bit shorter.
The boats were halfway done, the bases were build and they were now working on the walls.
"Alright, let's get started on the walls." Charlie(R) grabbed some planks from the pile while Mao hammered them into place.
"What's he doing?." He looked at Sephiroth who was walking over to the other team.
"Nice boat." He smiled walking over to a few contestants who knew him.
"What do you want?."
"You three are going to find the statue but give it to my team instead."
"Pfft yeah right," Kronk shook a bit. "We aren't doing that, especially for someone like you-"
He was shut up by the half Angel who put a hand around his throat, lifting him up.
"I'm not asking, I'm demanding, unless you want a repeat of what happened when you first met me."
"N-no man, it's cool, w-we'll do it." Kronk was put down.
"Good, now move!."
The bastards were continuing to walk a few of them were tired and about ready to drop.
"Can we please stop?." Owen panted, he was practically crawling. "Please!."
"We haven't even been walking for that long." Snidely looked back.
"It feels like hours." Aqua groaned, she looked tired and was ready to take a nap. "Does anyone have any booze?."
Arthur sighed and tossed her a opened bottle of whiskey. "Here."
Aqua chugged the whole bottle leaving the cowboy speechless.
Arthur(confessional)
"And I thought I was a heavy drinker..."
"Thanks!." She tossed the bottle back, unfortunately her aim was off and went past Arthur and hit JFK.
"Ow. Er, what the hell was that for!." He yelled rubbing the back of his head.
"Nice throw." Arthur gave a nod to the goddess who smiled.
"The hell is your problem with me whisky breath?." The clone glanced at Arthur who smirked.
"You wanna know my problem with you?."
"Yes!."
Arthur backed the clone up against a tree and quickly put a fist up to his face.
"My problem is the fact that you don't know how to act, when you were on our team, you were nothing but a whiny little kid, trying to hook up with one of the ladies on our team rather than being a team player."
"pfft, you are-er-probably just jealous I-er-can get hot broads while you don't know what intercourse is-"
Arthur slowly looked down at the ground, he wanted to punch him but instead he reached into his satchel and pulled out a small photo.
"You see this." He held a photo to his face. "That's my wife and my son, I miss them both dearly, and if she was still alive, she'd put you in the ground if you even looked at her the wrong way."
"So what do you think of these new guys?." Zoro looked over to someone with a bunch of toilet paper on his head.
"Hard to tell, the cowboy seems alright but the robot and the peace man are irritating me."
"Hold the fuck up, what did you just say?." Peacemaker turned around, he then looked at the toilet paper on his head. "Is that a bunch of toilet paper?."
"Yes."
"What's it to you toilet seat?." Eggman asked.
"Okay that's fucking it!." Peacemaker took off his helmet. "How does it look like a toilet seat!?." He examined his helmet.
"Dude, relax, it's just a helmet-" Loona said. "Not a big deal."
"Just a helmet!?. This is everything to me, it's what I stand for, and I'm sick and tired of it being called a fucking toilet seat!."
"Oh boohoo!." Murderface make a crying noise. "Is someone upset because they will never achieve the thing the desperately want."
Without even looking Peacemaker took out a knife and stabbed him in the leg.
"Ahhh!." He screamed falling down. "I'll fucking kill you, you fucking patriotic bitch!."
"Peace will be achieved, I don't care who I've got to kill to get it, even if I die in the process."
"How insane is this guy?." Tifa whispered to Samus.
"On a scale of 1-10, 15." Samus whispered back.
"Hey watch this." Bender said chugging a bottle of booze, her let out a burp which made a blue fire lit up an entire tree.
"How crazy Is he?."
"I'd give him a seven."
The maniacs were now ahead of the weirdos, mainly because of the two Deadpools.
"Hey Deadpool, can you hand me a plank?." Gwen asked.
"Sure!." Both Deadpools said holding planks.
"Uh...thanks." The goth took the plank from the infinite Deadpool who nodded.
"No problem, hey Deadpool, want to build the engine?." Deadpool (I) asked.
"Do I!?." Deadpool (R) said, they quickly ran over to engine and started building.
"Should we really allow them to be building the engine?." Cinder asked.
"Eh, they might be crazy enough but actually may know how to build it." Waluigi shrugged, the cheater gathered more planks and was putting them in place.
"Aren't you a go-kart driver?." Chuck looked at him while putting a plank into place.
"Waluigi can drive karts, Waluigi doesn't know how to build them."
"Let's just hope tweetle dipshit and dumbfuck can build an engine that can run!." Rick grabbed a hammer and started pounding the nails in.
"Alright virgins, I'll get to work on the engine, you guys can handle the rest of the boat." Miu saw the two Deadpool's started putting together the engine. "Take fast Bub-"
"It's Bob." Sideshow Bob turned his head, getting hit on the nose with a hammer. "My proboscis!." He held his nose.
"Your what?." Rodney looked confused.
"My nose." Bob said holding his nose.
"Why didn't you just say nose."
"Because unlike you I know the scientific word for everything."
"Well if you are so smart, why don't you help the little girl with the engine." Bayonetta shoved him over to the engine.
"I like your leadership skills." Cinder smiled at the which who raised an eyebrow.
"What are you doing over here?."
"To be honest, I can't stand working with those idiots, the two Deadpools are driving me crazy, I thought nothing could've been more annoying than one Deadpool."
"I feel same way about two people on my team." She looked at Johnny and Verosika who were still taking pictures.
"Can you guys help out please?." Charlie (I) asked kindly.
"Beat it princess, can't you see we are doing something!." Johnny yelled, his pink pupils were now a little bit more visible.
"What's wrong with your eyes?." Charlie (R) asked.
"Nothings wrong with him, he's perfectly fine." Verosika glared looking at Johnny. "I didn't tell you to stop taking pictures!."
Sephiroth growled, stormed over to the two of them, took the phone and chucked it into the sea, it made a little splash before slowly sinking.
"Do you know how much that cost me!-"
"I don't know what you are planning but I'm not losing this challenge because of you and your boy toy here, now get to work!."
Bayonetta and Cinder smiled seeing them walk back and continued to work on the inside of the boat.
"Your friend reminds me of DIO, he's tall, threatening and manipulative."
"That sounds like Sephiroth to me."
Miu and Bob were putting together the engine, hoping to catch up with the maniacs.
The bastards at this point had been walking through the forest for so long, all of them were tired.
"Can we stop please!?." Owen asked again, he was crawling over a fallen tree trying to catch up with his teammates.
"We won't stop until we reach the damn temple!." Akainu shouted back at him. "Move your ass!."
"Team, I feel like we should take a few minutes to rest." Brick nervously said before hearing a hooting sound. "What was that!?." He frantically looked around.
"Relax, it's just an owl." Bolo looked up into a tree, seeing an owl hooting at them.
"Oh, Phew!." Brick sighed, the cadet still had a fear of the dark, even if he was stronger than before, he still hated it.
"I'm starting to get tired." Bender yawned. "Can we stop?."
"The next person who asks if we can stop will be get their lights knocked out." Murderface put his fist off.
"Can we stop?." Peacemaker smirked before getting punched in the mouth by Murderface.
"Gentlemen please stop." Bond got between them. "Maybe it's smart that we stop, the others can keep watch while we all sleep."
"You think I'm trusting this asshole to watch over us!." Murderface pointed at the Vigilante.
"They want to find the statue as much as we do."
"Alright fine!. But I'll be having one eye open for this guy!."
"Go suck a dick." Peacemaker flipped off Murderface and leaned up against a tree.
"We'll keep watch." Samus said standing next to him. "You guys rest up."
"Thanks." Tifa smiled laying down on the dirt.
All of the bastards slowly fell asleep with Murderface keeping his right eye open leaving only the goats awake.
"What's the plan?." Bender asked. "We loot them now then grab find the temple first?-"
"No idiot, we keep watch!." Harley held her bat, blowing some bubble gum.
"Hey Arthur, do you have any more whiskey?." Bender asked, their was no answer. "Where's Arthur?."
"He's probably pissing." Peacemaker said cleaning off the mud from his helmet.
"I need booze, I'm low battery and weird stuff happens when I'm on low battery."
"Nobody has beer Bender." Samus looked up at the tree looking for animals that may attack them.
Bender looked down, he was tired and low on booze, he looked up and saw a giant floating bottle of beer in front of him, his eyes turned into the bottle.
"Beer..." He slowly said running into the woods.
"Where are you going!?." Harley ran after him trying to get him back.
"I need my booze!."
"There's no beer here!."
Both Peacemaker and Samus watched the two of them run off into the forest.
"Should we go after them?." He asked.
"It's just Bender and Harley." Samus replied, sitting back down before realizing it was Bender and Harley, quickly running after them. "Come on!."
"I'm Coming!." Peacemaker shouted, kicking Murderface where it hurts before following the bounty hunter Into the woods.
Later...
Loona was still awake, everyone else was asleep on the dirt, her phone was on low battery so she turned it off and stretched a bit before going into the forest a bit.
"Damn, if only this place had bars." She looked up at the moon and smiled. "At least the moon is shining."
She heard a sound, a sort of couch, the kind of couch you get when your throat is sore from coughing so much.
She followed to sound before she looked confused. Arthur was coughing up against a tree, having one hand on it to help him stand.
"Arthur?." She ran over to him and helped him off the tree. "Are you alright?."
"Sure..." He said, his voice now raspy. "No, I ain't alright."
"What's wrong?."
"Just a cough, a really bad one..."
Arthur took out a cigarette and tried lighting it with his boot, Loona took out a lighter and lit it for him.
"Thanks." The cowboy took a long puff before looking out at the seas again. "Tell me...what's hell like?."
"It's full of insane shit, people always killing each other, people who's actions are just unforgivable, so they live in hell forever, you couldn't take a step inside of hell without being offered drugs or having a knife in your back."
"Save a spot for me, I'll be joining you soon." He took another puff and handed her the cigarette.
"What do you mean?." She took the cigarette and took a quick puff.
"I'm a sinner...and I ain't got much time left." He coughed a bit again.
"Ugh, why does he keep texting me." She groaned looking at her phone.
"Who?."
"Oh, just my dad, he wants to know how I'm doing on the show."
"I think I know your father, is he an imp, have horns, red skin, black coat, name of Blitzo?."
"How do you know my father?." She asked, her eyes lit up like a Christmas tree.
"He's an intern for the show, I heard them talking before heading to the mess hall."
"So that explains what he said about a new job on TV, is he alright?."
"I think so, it must be nice having a father."
"Do you not have a father?."
Arthur sighed and looked down. "I watched my daddy die many years ago, after he died mom didn't last long, shortly after that I was on my own, I had to steal food and even money from the poor and elderly to buy food to keep myself alive, after just barley escaping the law, Dutch, who I considered my mentor and my father figure took me under his wing along with Hosea, a man who was smart and wise for his old age, the three of us robbed every bank across new hangover." He pulled out a photo out from his satchel and handed it to her.
"Who's this kid, is that you?."
"No, that's my son, Issac, when I fell into the gang with Dutch and Hosea, I married a waitress, Eliza, the sweetest girl I ever did see, she knew about my life when she got pregnant but I promised to do her right, every few months I'd visit her and the boy, those are the only memories I have that bring me happiness."
"What happened to them?." Loona asked handing the cigarette back.
"One day I got their, I saw two crosses outside...I knew right away they were gone, some bastards came through and robbed them, all for ten dollars." Arthur's lip began to quiver.
"It's just that well...I'm afraid..." He looked at her, his lip quivering, his eyes watering.
Loona(confessional)
"...I feel bad for him, yes he is an outlaw, but he didn't have a choice, in his world he's a bad man, but here, he's a guy who didn't have another option."
"Don't be afraid...you can still do good things, this show can help you be then man that you truly want to be."
"I hope so..." He looked out at the waters again, taking a long breath.
"Come on let's go back to the others." Loona said walking back to the bastards. "Hey, where are your friends?."
"What do you mean?."
"They are gone, I don't see any of them!."
Some members of the stars had wondered away from the group, walking along another path, it had a creepy feeling all around, from the crooked trees with no leaves to a lot of fog that made it hard to see.
"Guys, I think we are lost." Samey looked at the creepy trees, a bit frightened.
"We shouldn't be lost, this may be a faster way to the temple." Eva said looking ahead, she wasn't scared of the animals that the host mentioned, after being on his normal show for a short time and even wrestling Sasquatchanakwa, this challenge was a cakewalk to her.
"What makes you so sure?." Wendy asked walking next to her.
"Knowing our "lovable" host, the temple is probably in a creepiest place in the forest."
"Hey I think I see something!." Tracer shouted out looking into the distance. It was two glowing red circles.
"What is it?." Meggy asked trying to get closer.
"HEY, WHOSE OUT THERE!?." Eva shouted. "SHOW YOURSELF!."
It was then the circles started getting closer, and as they got closer, growling noises were heard.
"Is that someone's stomach?."
A pack of wolves appeared from the trees along with monkeys who were swinging from trees landing next to the wolves also with red eyes.
"...Does anyone have a banana?." Little Mac backed away slowly before the wolves and monkeys started running
"RUN!." Ray shouted sprinting away.
"Maybe a good song with calm our friends down." Ella smiled she cleared her throat and started a song before Lighting grabbed her by the arm and pulled her away just before a wolf could bite her.
"Don't worry, lighting will save you!." Lighting said carrying the princess onto his shoulders while the wolves gave chase.
"They're gaining on us!." Belle looked back seeing the wolves still on their trail, getting faster each passing second.
"Eat the ones with more meat!." Lighting shouted. "Like the guy in overalls-"
"I'm-a-trying to go on a diet!." Mario shouted running slower than the jock, he saw the monkeys began to climb the trees and started flinging something brown, this made him run past lighting and next to Eva and Wendy. "Run for your lives!."
"Okay seriously, where the heck is the rest of the team?." Jinx asked looking around.
"Maybe they got eaten by bears or something." Scott smirked. "Less competition to worry about."
"Those maybe other people but they are still our friends." Dawn glared at the farmer.
"So what?. They chose to split away from the group, whatever trouble they got themselves into, it's their problem, not ours."
Dawn glared at the farmer who gave her a smug grin.
"Aww, you two are such and old married couple." Mabel grinned.
Everyone heard screaming and saw the other half of the group running out from the trees with the wolves on their asses and Monkeys still above them.
"Alright, guess it's trouble now." Jinx smirked cracking her knuckles.
"We can't fight them, remember?. The collars and our host said only the new ones could protect us from death." Ed tugged on his collar, which shocked him.
"Help!." Meggy screamed while getting closer, she tripped over a tree roof as a wolf ran towards her.
"Hang on!." Mario tried to rush towards her but got sidelined by another wolf that tried biting down on him, he grabbed a stick and made the wolf bite down on it.
Bob used his blade hands to cut the wolfs in half, scaring the rest off.
"And stay away...bitch!." Bob yelled.
"Bob?." Meggy looked surprised getting up, having been scratched on her face and arms.
"Hell yeah Meggy, of course I'd say you, now I can use this as a story to tell the others back home how I saved your ass from death."
"Why didn't you get shocked?." DJ looked confused.
"I guess it's because that stupid host doesn't want to shock the sexy Bob." Bob said before getting shocked several times by his collar.
"I heard that!." The hosts voice came through a speaker in the collars.
Back on Paradise Island.
Chris was in his room, crying and screaming like a child who just woke up from a nap, meanwhile Chef, Moxie, Millie and Wadsworth were out of his room, just by the door.
"How are we going to clam him down?." Moxie asked looking through the peephole.
"Maybe we could sing him a lullaby." Millie suggested.
"A lullaby?." Chef asked.
"Yeah, it helps Moxie-"
"Millie!."
"Would you two keep it down." Wadsworth looked through the peephole. "Where are the others?."
"The fat guy, the ugly and the red horny thing all went to go see how the kid was dealing with the time traveling man." Rukkas said walking into the room. "Also, we are out of soda."
Blitzo, Soos, Meg and Nick were all on the shore watching the doctor who was still keeping the portals up.
Nick looked up from his game and started tapping his foot. "Wonder if they'll be back by sundown."
"I hope they'll be back soon, I'm tired of watching this damn magician out here." Blitzo looked at Emmet who still held the portals open. "Hey, what would happen if we turned his clock?."
"I don't think we should do that." Meg said in a worried tone. "He gave us clear instructions to let him focus."
"Oh come on, what's the worst that can happen?."
"They get lost in the multiverse." Nick also looked at the imp who kept his eyes on the clock that was fused with the chest of the time traveler.
"Do not touch that."
"Oh relax, I just want to look at it."
"I wouldn't do that dude, who knows what could happen." Soos said after seeing the imp walk towards the time traveler.
"What's the problem?." Blitzo asked. "I just want to take off his hat, it looks cool."
"No!." Nick, Meggy and Soos all tackled the imp, however the were close enough to crash into Emmet, knocking him down, his head landing on a rock.
"Oh fuck.." Blitzo said after the time traveler hit the sand, his hat flying off his head.
The portals closed up and everyone looked like they made the biggest mistake of their lives.
The boat engines had been complete and ships were now ready to set sail for boney island and find the statue.
"Get in the boat!." Cinder yelled at her team, everyone scrambling into the boat and tried to sit down.
"DIBS!." Both Deadpools said at the same time, holding onto the wheel.
"Hell no, we aren't letting those two drive!." Trevor got up from his seat but it was too late, The maniacs boat was speeding away from the beach and Trevor nearly fell overboard.
"HURRY THE FUCK UP IDIOTS!." Miu yelled, taking the wheel.
everyone got in the boat and it sped off as well, trying to catch up with the other team.
"Who's going to clean this mess up!." Chris yelled looking at all the nails, planks and tools on the beach. "Eh, I'll just get the interns to do it."
both boats were now neck and neck in the race, Kronk, Bernadetta, and Ryu all looked over at Sephiroth who smirked devilishly, he mouthed the words. "Bring me the statue or else." While showing his sword.
"How did they catch up so fast!?." Miles asked looking the other boat.
"It's called being smart!." Bob gloated, now wearing a captains hat. "Use your tiny brains more often!."
"Sit down pencil neck!." Bayonetta pulled the sideshow down, putting him back in his seat.
"Everyone hang on, I'm about to put this bitch into power drive!." Miu smiles as she hit a button on the engine that made the boat sail by the maniacs, splashing them with water.
"AHHHHHH!." Everyone besides Miu screamed, surprised by the speed of the boat.
"Great." Gwen sulked. "Now they are in the lead."
"Don't worry, we'll soon be in the lead." Deadpool (R) smiled.
"After WE shift into maximum overdrive!." Deadpool(I) smiled hitting a button on the engine. "HIYAH!."
The boat just completely fell apart, and everyone fell into the water.
"Maximum overdrive huh!?." Waluigi glared at the two Deadpools, getting the water out of his purple cap.
"I hope they're alright." Charlie(R) looked back at the other team, seems they were starting to swim to the island.
"They'll be fine, unless a shark or whale eats them." Spinel said.
"Shark!?." Oscar freaked out.
"Where?." Peacock looked around. "I wanna see the beast up-close."
"Can't this thing go slower?." Johnny looked green in the face. "I'm gonna get sea sick!." He turned slightly more green as the boat started bouncing from the waves.
"If you vomit on me, I'll stab you!." Verosika scooted away from him as he proceeded to regurgitate over the side of the boat.
Bender, Harley, Samus and Peacemaker were all running through the forest, Bender's eyes were now bottle caps as he had his arms out trying to grab the floating bottle.
"Come on, give it to me!." He shouted.
"There's no beer!." Samus shouted running faster than Harley.
Bender was running so fast he didn't see the slope which he tripped and began rolling down it. "I can't stop!."
"Welp, we tried." Peacemaker looked at the two females.
The robot rolled into a ditch and hit a stone. "Thanks for help asswipes!."
"What do you see down there!." Harley yelled out.
"It's pitch black, I can't see shit!." He yelled back.
"Come on." Samus went down the slope, Harley followed her.
"I'll keep watch." Peacemaker said before he heard a growl, turning around he saw a black bear with red eyes.
"Oh fuck me..." He said before the bear attacked him, slamming him on the ground, his gun landing a few feet away from him, he crawled towards it but was dragged away from it by the bear who roared.
"Get the fuck off of me!." He shouted, taking out a dagger and stabbed the bear, it wasn't very effective.
"I'm not dying to damn bear!."
The stars came out of the forest being chased by several packs of wolves.
"Does anyone have a plan!?." Ed sounded hoping for someone to answer before they all became food.
"Keep running!." Eva shouted running at max speed. "Dang, they already beat us here!."
The stars looked in the direction of Eva to see Samus, Harley and Bender in a ditch and Peacemaker fighting a damn bear, he stabbed the bear several times in the neck before getting away from it, holding his wounded torso, resting against a tree. "Ah...fuck!."
"Where's the rest of their team?." Frollo looked around.
"Seems only they got here." Wendy slid down into the ditch. "Come we have to find that statue!."
"Wasn't it in a pyramid?." Meggy asked.
"There should be an entrance right here." Mac pointed to the giant ditch everyone was now in.
"So that host lied to us, that damn snake!." Bender pulled out a Crystal and it shined in the moon light.
That's when the entire forest started shaking and the started cracking.
"This doesn't look good." ED backed up a bit.
"Oh really?." Donald sarcastically asked also backing up.
Just then, the entire thing fell about and everyone fell down a dark hole, several screams were heard and only Peacemaker was there to see them.
"Oh shit..." He slowly looked back, does he warn the others, or does he go after them by himself?.
The weirdos boat was still cruising through the waters at a good speed, still bouncing on the waves.
"Stop, bouncing!." Johnny said now with head over the side of the boat.
"I would..." Miu said. "But this is so fucking fun!."
The boat sped up a bit more and began bouncing again.
"I feel like I'm going to regurgitate." Bob put a hand over his mouth as his hair was bouncing along with the boat.
"Do you want some water?." Charlie (I) asked handing him a bottle.
"Thank you." He smiled and started drinking the water before spitting it out. "It's salty, where did you get this?."
"From the ocean." Charlie (I) replied which made Bob quickly regurgitate over the side of the boat.
"At least you tried." Charlie (R) smiled at her other self giving her a pat on the arm.
"Please tell me we are going to land soon." Max groaned. "Why did I come back on this fucking shitass show!?." He held onto his seat for his life, closing his eyes.
It started raining now and thunder struck near the boat.
"What the hell was that!?." Max opened his eyes looking around.
"Come down kid, it's just lighting, nothing to be scared about." Lobo chuckled as a bolt of lighting landed in the water right beside him, making him squeal like a girl.
"Nothing to be scared of." Max laughed.
"SHUT UP!." Lobo glares at the small child.
"Guys, quit fighting, look!."
Everyone saw boney island in the distance, and as if it was planned, fog started rolling in, along with some vultures sitting atop the skull, looking at the boat that was coming in.
"Well, I'll say." Bob looked around. "It's spooky sure, but where's the gore, and who crafted that skull?."
"Maybe they just didn't have time to finish carving it." Charlie (I) also looked up at the skull.
"Forget about the skull idiots!." Verosika yelled. "Let's find that stupid statue for that stupid host so we can get out here."
"I agree." Bayonetta nodded. "So, shall we split up and search in different areas, we'll cover more ground that way."
"Agreed." Sephiroth said looking out into the seas. "I'll stay here and watch for the other team, if they make it to the island."
"What do you mean by if?." Peacock asked the half Angel who turned to her.
"They might've drowned with the tides coming in, who knows." He smirked.
"Come on Peacock, let's go find that statue!." Spinel put an arm around her teammate.
"Okay, I just hope our competitors are alright." She looked back at the tides as she went off into the forest, Sephiroth perched on a rock and watched the tides.
Peacock(confessional)
"There's something about that guy I just don't like." She said putting an arm on her chin.
The two Charlies, Miu, Bob, Max, Bayonetta, Lobo, and Aqua were now walking through a cave, hoping to find the statue of the beloved host.
"Ugh, it's so wet in here!." Bayonetta complained.
"I know right!." Miu smirked. "And it's sooo hot too!."
Max was walking but had grown irritated by someone humming behind him.
"Will you stop humming for fucks sake!!?." He turned around and saw Bob standing in front of him.
"I'm sorry if my voice is upsetting you small child." He looked down at Max.
"Okay, big foot, you asked for it!." Max kicked his shin.
"You know, I know a boy like you..." Bob stared into his eyes. "...He's a bit older than you, or younger since I don't know your age, but you know what I would do to that boy?."
He put his hands around Max's neck and pinned him against the wall, taking out a machete and raising it high.
"AHHHHHHH!." Max screamed which made an eco sound throughout the cave.
"Haha!." Bob laughed putting away the machete and letting go of Max, he continued walking and humming a smooth tune. "Bob you are so funny." He said to himself.
Max(confessional)
"What's the deal with these fucking people!?."
Sideshow Bob(confessional)
"Sounds like I found myself another Bart." He laughed wiping a tear from his eye as he held the machete in his right hand.
The maniacs were still in the waters, swimming, trying to get to boney island, all of them were now sunburnt and exhausted.
"Ugh, this heat is killing me, someone turn off the sun." Kaos groaned as he put a hand up blocking the sun from frying his bald head of intellect.
"Come on people, swim faster!." Catalina was out of breath, her arms were tired and she was completely out of it.
"Come on, can't let those shit stains find that statue first!." Trevor yelled at her, grabbing her arm and swimming with one arm.
Gwen looked up and a raindrop landed on her nose. "Maybe the rain will cool us off."
"Does rain help with sunburns?." Geralt looked up as well.
"Maybe, I hope." Ruby looked up before being hit with a raindrop on her face. "Kinda."
"Forget about the rain!." Cinder snapped. "We have to get to the island and I don't care if you idiots are burning up, move it!."
"Who died and made you the boss?." Entrapta glared at the huntress.
"Just move your ass!." She began swimming again.
"Does anyone else hear a sound or is it just Waluigi?." Waluigi asked before turning around, his eyes went wide and he swam for his life. "Swim for your lifes!." He shouted to his team.
Everyone looked back and saw a huge wave coming right for them.
"HOLY SHIT!." Trevor yelled and began swimming letting go of Catalina.
"Get back here you idiot!." She yelled before turning around seeing the wave. "AHHHH!."
"I'll never you let you go!." Deadpool (R) held onto the other Deadpool.
"Never ever!." Deadpool (I) embraced himself as they both looked at the wave.
"Welp this isn't how I wanted to die." Rick swam. "Damn you Mother Nature!." He shouted up at the sky giving the bird as well, the wave came crashing down onto all of them.
The stars along with Harley, Samus and Bender all woke up in a cave that was lit by a couple of torches, everyone was hurt in more places then one, some more hurt than others.
"Ow...I can't feel my arm." Meggy groaned.
"Lol, good thing I have blades for hands." Bob said helping her up. "What the hell is this place?."
"I don't know, is everyone alright!?." She asked looking around.
"Im going to kill that host when I see him again." Wolverine growled before being shocked again by the color.
"Does anyone know I way out of here?." Wii Fit asked looking up at the hole they all fell through.
"Maybe we can try and climb out." Wendy suggested.
"Won't work, this surface is too rough to climb." DJ put his hands against the walls.
"So what, we're just trapped down here forever now?." Belle asked a little worried.
"Don't worry love." Tracer put an arm on her shoulder. "Chris will probably send a search party to come look for us."
Belle looked at her teammate and put her head down.
"We are so dead."
Everyone heard a screaming sound that kept getting louder and closer, everyone looked up and someone fell into the whole and landed onto Donald.
"OW!." Donald screamed.
"Ow fuck!." The man screamed holding his side. "Fuck, why did I do that!?."
Samus recognized the voice and rushed over to Donald and rolled the man over.
"Smith, the hell are you doing!?." She looked him in the eyes.
"I saw you all fall down here and so after fighting off a bear, I came after you guys, is everyone alright?."
"Well that's another person who's skeleton people will discover a million years from now." Belle continued looking down at the ground.
"Wait, where's your helmet?." Harley looked at Peacemaker who smiled.
"Oh, I took it off, hoping the others will find it and us."
Mario examined the walls of the structure before an idea popped into his head. "Someone give-a-me a boost!."
The bastards had cleared through the forest and had found something.
"I found something." Murderface pointed at a bear with its head cut off.
"Ew, gross!." Aqua looked like she was about to hurl.
"Hey look, I found the patriots helmet." Toiletanator held it up. "You think he fell into the pit?."
"Maybe, and maybe everyone else did as well." Brick looked down the slope into the giant hole.
"Damn, so many broods lost, I never even got a glance." JFK looked down.
"Okay, I've had enough of this idiot!." Arthur grabbed the clone by the hair and walked down the slope.
"Let go of my hair you ugly whisky drinker!." JFK tried to fight off the cowboy but he was much stronger than him, he walked down to the end of the slope and his boots dug into the dirt keeping him balanced.
"What the hell?." Arthur saw someone leap up and land on the slope grabbing onto the edge.
"Arthur?." Mario looked up.
"Hello plumber, how's it been?."
"So far we've-a-been chased by a pack of evil wolves, nothing out of the ordinary...can you-a-help me out?." He asked.
"Is that Arthur!?." Meggy shouted.
"Arthur, help us!." Harley shouted upwards.
"I'm stuck down here and I don't have any booze!." Bender shouted.
"Relax!. Help is here!." Arthur shouted before tossing JFK into the hole, the clone gave a high pitched scream before a thud was heard.
"My back!."
"All of them are down there, please help me!." Mario begged holding out his hand, the cowboy took it and pulled him up.
"All of them are down there!." He shouted towards the bastards.
"And you can go join them!." Hades smirked, picking up Peacemaker's helmet and chucking it at the cowboy, it hit him right in the face and he fell into the hall, screaming the whole way down.
"Why did you do that!?." Brick yelled at the underworld leader who shrugged.
"I mean come on, with all of those people down there, there's nobody from our team stuck with them, we have a clear way at victory and we just need to find the temple." Hades looked at Mario who was trying his best to keep his balance. "And after overalls goes back down, we'll be fine."
Hades was about to throw the bear head at the plumber before he heard a roaring sound, another bear started roaring seeing the bear head in hades hands.
"Oh is this your friend?." He pointed at the head. "Sorry about that man, here you can take it back."
The bear roared again and began moving closer towards the bastards, all of them backed away.
"What do we do?." Silver asked looking around.
"Only one thing we can do." Aqua gulped. "Jump!."
all of them leaped into the pit, along with Mario who couldn't move off the slope in time, everyone landing in the same spot, one after another.
"Oww!." Eggman shouted after falling on his back. "I can't move my back!."
"I can't feel my spine." Brick groaned.
"Great now the whole gang is here, guess we can all die together." Belle folded her arms.
"Oh, I have an idea." Lindsay smiled. "Let's dig our way up."
Everyone looked at the blonde who looked confused.
"What's everyone staring at?."
"Your hooters." JFK smirked before Aqua landed on top of him.
"Sorry again!." The goddess said.
The maniacs had washed up on the shore, all in a line, someone had dragged Ryu along with the others.
"Wha-where are we!?." He looked around after feeling water on his face
"Thank goodness...I thought you were dead." Sephiroth smirked looking him in the eyes.
"You!-what do you want!." He said moving back a bit.
"Our deal, remember?."
"Oh...right." He slowly said as the half Angel poured water onto Kronk and Bernadetta.
"Rise and shine." He grinned.
"You!." Kronk also backed away.
"What do you want?." Bernadetta couched a bit.
"Do none of you remember our deal?."
"Oh...right." They both frowned before being poked. "Ow!."
"Move." The half Angel poked them with his sword, the three of them walked into the forest with Sephiroth closely following behind.
"What about our teammates?." Bernadetta asked.
"Don't worry about them, just worry about getting me that statue." He poked her again with the sword.
"Is that really necessary?." Kronk asked.
"No, but I like doing it so I will keep doing it!." He cackled poking Kronk with the sword again.
The maniacs awoke on the beach, the first to wake up was Catalina.
"Wha-what the hell?." She looked around couching. "Where are we?."
"Don't know." Trevor crawled a bit in the sand wiping it off his face. "Damn, look at that skull!."
"Ew!." Toko groaned. "There's seaweed in my hair!."
"AH, GET THIS BEAST OFF OF ME!." Kaos screamed feeling a starfish on his bald heat. "It's biting me!."
"Well...at least we made it to boney island." Gwen got up from the sand and looked around seeing the other teams boat. "And they beat us here, they probably already found the statue."
"Yeah, no thanks to you two!." Waluigi glared over at the two Deadpools.
"What did we do?." Deadpool (I) put his hands up defensively.
"Yeah, we got the engine running!." Deadpool (R) also put his hands up.
"You two idiots could've killed all of us!." Rick rubbed his head. "Your so lucky I don't have my ray gun with you, otherwise I'd erase the two of you for fucking good!."
"Hey, at least we are still alive!." Geralt looked at the scientist.
"Woopde-freaking-do!." Rick sarcastically gave a smile and doing a little cheer. "The other team probably has the statue already, we are d-o-n-e fucked!."
"Let's try and stop them then, intercept the statue!." Cinder walked between the two Deadpools.
"If anyone here has a brain, they'll be joining me in stopping the others."
"I'll join you, let's get these putas!." Catalina grinned.
"Shotgun!." Trevor called out, getting up slowly and walking beside his teammate.
"We'll go as well!." Toko said pulling the starfish off of Kaos's head and chucking it back into the ocean.
"We?." Kaos asked before being dragged by his robe. "Release me!." He shouted.
"Oh what the heck, I guess I'll go too." Gwen started walking along with them, holding her left arm,
"Waluigi will come along, but he won't like it!." Waluigi dusted the sand off his cap before walking behind the goth.
"Can we join?." Both Deadpools asked at the same time.
"NO!." Cinder yelled.
"Alright fine, we'll get the statue before you guys can!." Deadpool (R) shouted back. "Come on super team, let's do this!."
"I'm right behind you!." Deadpool (I) said running to the other side of the island.
"Should we go with them?." Luz asked.
"It's better than going with the crazy people." Miles said
"I guess." Ruby shrugged following the two Deadpools, Luz, Mao, Entrapta, Miles, and Geralt following her.
"Yo, Deadpools, wait up for the rest of the super team!."
"How come they get the caves, and we get the beach?." Zeke complained turning over a seashell with his foot.
"Just keep looking." Mae said searching a hole in the sand, pulling out a seashell. "Aww man."
"Hey, I think I got something!." Oscar was pulling something out of a hole, he felt a sharp pain in his hand and screamed that could rival Tom's scream as he pulled out a crab.
"Get it off!." Oscar shouted trying to shake the crab off of his hand.
The Nomad was using his hands to dig through the sand and was sending it backwards, he wanted to find the statue but instead found a rock.
"What is it?." Rodney asked the nomad who handed him the rock.
"Wow, it looks nice!."
"Stop dicking around!." Verosika grabbed the rock from Rodney, however her hand glided against his as she took the rock and threw it at the ocean.
"Wow..." Rodney looked up at the popstar.
"Is he alright?." She looked into his eyes, seeing them look a little pinkish, she looked to the nomad who counted digging.
"Yo, she asked a question!." Johnny looked at the nomad. "Is the farm boy alright?."
The nomad just shrugged and continued digging, throwing sand unintentionally at the two of them.
"Hey, watch the hair!." Verosika shouted getting sand in her hair and eyes.
Back in the pit, the bastards and goats were looking around, trying to find a way out.
"Does anyone have any ideas, anyone who's name isn't Lindsay." Wii Fit looked at the blonde who smiled.
"I have another idea!."
"Is it to call for help?." Mac asked.
"You know me so well Tyler!." She wrapped her arms around the boxer again, seeing this, the gymnast growled before accidentally popping Mario's injured arm out.
"OWW!. MY ARM!. MY ARM!." He shouted.
"Sorry!." Wii Fit tried to shove it back into its socket. "Okay now just give me deep breaths Mario."
Wii Fit(confessional)
"Okay...fine, yes, I'm a little...angry." she gritted her teeth. "That Lindsay is getting a little bit handsy with Mac, but I'm not worried." Her eye twitched a bit.
Mario(confessional)
"Is there a doctor watching the show?." He held his right arm in a makeshift sling of leafs, mud and a few twigs. "Oh wait, I am a doctor."
Meggy sat next to her friend.
"Mario, I need you to clear your mind, don't think about the pain, think of something else." She said.
"I'll try but it hurts really bad..." he frowned.
"Don't worry, I'll help." Arthur covered the plumbers mouth. "Now, put his arm back."
Wii Fit was able to get the plumbers arm back into his socket even if the screams were muffled from Arthur's jacket sleeve.
"So, what do you think of this?." Tifa looked at some carvings on a wall.
"Looks interesting." Wendy took a closer look. "What's this missing piece, it looks like a gem."
"Wait a minute." Harley came up and looked at the slot. "It's a slot, like a piece of a puzzle, the gem must be here, which one of you has it!." She turned around facing the others.
"I saw someone with a gem before we fell..." Samus thought for a second before remembering Bender holding up the gym. "Bender, hand over the gem!."
"No way, it's shiny and cool and I want it!." Bender held the gem to his chest, not wanting to give it up.
"Give her the gem idiot, we'll be stuck here forever if you don't!." Frollo looked at the robot.
"You all will be dead, but I won't, I'm a robot, I'll live forever, so you all can bite my shiny metal ass!."
"Give her the gem!." Everyone yelled.
"Never, you'll have to take it from me!." Bender said, it was that this moment he knew he messed up. Arthur, Donald, Eggman, Peacemaker, Bond and a bunch of the guys dogpiled onto the robot and forcefully pried the gem from his hands.
"No, my shiny gem!." Bender cried seeing Samus get handed the gem.
"Here toots." JFK put the gem in her hands.
The bounty hunter put the gem in the slot and it turned upside down, it started glowing before a few seconds later the wall opened up revealing a giant temple with a majestic structure and lake.
"Wow." Lindsay smiles looking at the temple.
"So, this be the place where the treasure be found." John Silver smiled brightly.
"Meh, I've seen better." Eggman wasn't impressed by the temple.
"Alright, let's find this damn thing." Arthur said tossing his cigarette down on the ground.
Group B of the maniacs were in the caves now, Geralt was leading followed by Rick and the two Deadpools who were laughing.
"Oh man, you are so hilarious!." Deadpool (R) laughed.
"No, you are the hilarious one, I've seen all your movies!." Deadpool (I) laughed as well.
"Will you two please focus, we have a challenge to do!." Wendy asked them, she was walking behind them, annoyed.
"Come on, where is it!?." Geralt said looking into a small crevice between the walls. "It's gotta be somewhere around here!."
"No, there is something." Deadpool (I) smiled. "There's us here, team bonding is important you know!."
"I'm gonna kill them." Rick's eye began twitching. "I'm gonna kill them I swear!."
"Actually, you can't kill us, even with all your ray guns, it's not possible." Deadpool (R) patted the scientist on the back. "Two words. Healing. Factor."
Rick grumbled something under his breath before looking up ahead. "Holy shit!. I see something shiny!. That might be the statue!."
"I'll get it!." The Deadpools said together.
"Race you for it?."
"You're on!."
Both of them sprinted down the cave, racing after what Rick saw.
"What did you see?." Geralt asked.
"Nothing, I just wanted them to be out of my sight for a few minutes." Rick continued turning over rocks looking for the statue with his ray gun. "Come on, where did this time traveler put it!."
"He probably hid it somewhere where nobody could find it, someplace that is really hard to get to." Mao said. "But where could that be?."
Back in the forest, four people were walking until they were stopped.
"Hold up a second." Sephiroth said, he moved them behind a huge tree and peaked out from behind it, there he saw another group still searching for it.
"I don't get it, we've looked around here three damn times and still nothing!." Trevor broke a branch over his knee. "I'm gonna punch that prick when we get back!."
"It's obviously not here." Cinder rolled her eyes. "And you destroying this place isn't going to make it appear like magic."
"Hey I found something!." Gwen said holding a piece of paper. "It looks like a clue."
"So read it, Waluigi is tired of looking around!." Waluigi groaned.
The goth opened the paper and read it out loud.
"Congratulations, you've found a clue, here's hoping it'll help you and your crew, the treasure you seek to achieve your goal, is hidden behind the eye of the soul. Happy hunting signed Emmet Kramer." Gwen folded the paper back up.
"The eye of the soul?." Trevor looked confused. "The fuck does that mean?."
"It means it involves us in someway." Catalina sat on a rock and thought. "Eye of the soul..."
Toko was thinking when she saw Kaos finishing putting twigs and leaves in a pile right outside a cave entrance.
"What are you doing?." Toko asked.
"Ah, sidekick, the great and evil, KAOS, just thought of a genius trap for the other team, they will walk through this exit after searching the caves and when they see this, they'll think it's a pile of leaves and twigs and because they have low intelligence, unlike yours truly, they will walk into the pile of twigs and leaves and the weight of all of them standing in one place will be enough pressure to trap them in a pit that is impossible to get out of!." He cackled devilishly.
"Need some help?." Waluigi asked looking at the trap. "It doesn't look stable to Waluigi." He bend down on one knee and took a close look at Kaos' work.
"Silence fool!. This pit trap is the greatest pit trap in the history of pit traps, no one will ever suspect it!."
"Waluigi has dug his fair share of holes and he knows that's not enough to cover the hole." The cheater quickly grabbed some more twigs and even a birds nest.
"Hmm, not what I, KAOS, would've thought of but I like the attempted Glumshanks."
"Who's Glumshanks?." Toko asked before everyone heard the sound of footsteps from the caves.
"Quickly, into the bushes." Waluigi, Kaos and Toko crouched down behind the cave exit.
Sephiroth seeing this shook his head and walked towards the cave before looking over his shoulder seeing the three maniacs trying to walk away.
"If you even think about it, I will find you again and I won't be so merciful." He glared as he continued walking.
"Hey look here's the exit." Aqua smiled!.
"Ugh, finally!." Bayonetta groaned. "Let's get out of here."
"I was beginning to like the dark." Bob groaned, stepping out, he noticed something was off seeing a pile of twigs and leaves. "Careful, this may be a trap."
"WHAT?." Kaos shouted before crouching back down. "How does he know?."
"Maybe you should make it so it isn't so obvious next time." Toko rolled her eyes.
"Silence sidekick, im thinking." The sorcerer put a hand on his chin.
"Boo!-" Sephiroth kicked the sorcerer into the pit trap.
"What the hell!?." Bayonetta looked down into the pit trap.
"What have you done, we're on the same team!." He shouted.
The group saw Sephiroth standing behind Toko who ran over to where Kaos fell.
"Kaos, are you alright?." Toko bent down.
Bayonetta glanced over at the half angel who smirked and made a pushing motion before point at her.
"I hope you can act sideshow." Bayonetta whispered to bob before pushing Toko into the trap as well.
"HEY!." Both Charlie's looked at the witch before Bayonetta covered their mouths. "You two shut up!."
"What was that sound?." Catalina asked, she saw Sephiroth smirking.
"Hello teammate." He smiles.
"Where are the school girl and dwarf?."
"I'm the supreme ruler of darkness!." Kaos shouted loud enough for her to hear.
"What the hell happened?." She looked down into the pit trap.
"The two of them fell into the poorly made trap, I'm trying to help them out of it." Bob said reaching his hand into it. "Come on just grab it!."
"Hey everyone, we need help!." Catalina called out, Bob saw Sephirtoh give a little golf clap for his performance and gave a tiny bow.
"Why, what's going on?." Trevor asked, rushing over.
"These idiots got themselves stuck in his trap, we have to get them out if we want to win."
"Mmm!-" one of the Charlie's tried to speak by Bayonetta held them back inside the cave where they couldn't be seen.
"Isn't emo guy with the opposite team for this challenge?." Trevor asked pointing at him.
"We are enemies today but teammates tomorrow, can I not help them out?." He asked.
"Don't listen to him, he kicked us in here!." Toko shouted.
"Is that fucking true?." Trevor looked up at his teammate who smirked.
"Alright, you got me, but thanks for calling everyone over, it'll make my job easier!." He said shoving both of them into the trap.
"You son of a bitch!." Trevor yelled before a thud was heard. "Ow!."
Sephiroth(confessional)
"Was it smart to do that?. No, they'll remember that the next day. But, I know about their alliance with Deadpool, so let's say those four are on my hit list if we lose, along with two others that I want to get rid of..." he put a hand on his chin contemplating.
"Bravo!." Bob cheered. "A flawless performance!."
Sephiroth smirked as Gwen ran over. "Is everything alright...wait, you aren't on our team."
"Correct." He slowly walked up to her, causing the goth to back away. "Now, you can willingly jump into the pit, or I'll make you!." He got a wicked smile on his face.
Gwen glanced to the left seeing Ryu, Bernadetta and Kronk all behind a tree.
"What are you guys doing?." She asked.
"They are under my control, I'm using them to find the statue, and I'm getting rid of the competition to make sure that victory is all but guaranteed my dear." Sephiroth picked the goth up before someone threw a rock at him, hitting his back.
"Waluigi is supposed to be the evil one here, not someone who stole his smash invite!." Waluigi threw another rock at the half angel who caught it with ease.
"Cute, now it's my turn!." He crushed the rock with his hand. "Bob, I'm trusting you to go deal with the others...don't fail me."
Bob gave another bow before running into the caves again, while Waluigi started shaking.
With ease he grabbed him by the overalls and tossed both him and Gwen into the trap.
"Enjoy the company!." He laughed before turning to Bern, Kronk and Ryu. "As for you three, now move!." He said getting out his sword marching them to the skull.
"Okay we're going asshole!." Bernedatta shouted before getting poked again with the sword.
Everyone was divided into groups and started searching the temple, since there were eleven goats and...seventy nine stars and bastards, the groups were even at eight a piece.
"Are you sure this is the right way?." John Silver asked walking behind Zoro.
"Relax Redbeard, this will be a piece of a cake." He walked down another path, the rest of his group following him.
"How's it feel?." Smith asked Mario who was holding his arm.
"It's-a-fine, at least for now, hopefully it'll heal soon." He smiled looking at the cartoon patriot.
"Can you drop the act." Scott snarled.
"What act?."
"The nice, positive, happy-go-lucky stuff, it's annoying."
"But I'm not acting, I've always had good morals."
"What goes on in your world?." Smith asked.
"Well I save a beautiful princess from a fire breathing turtle who has eight children and an army of minions at his disposal including goombas, koopas, boos and wigglers-"
"What the hell is a wiggler?." Peacemaker hopped over a pile of bones while looking around corners, following behind the plumber.
"Sounds like one of those prescription pills that help guys who can't get erections." Smith chuckled.
"That's a good one!." Peacemaker also chuckled.
"It's a caterpillar that's yellow and when it gets angry it turns red." Mario tried his best to explain what it was but the two patriots just kept laughing.
Stan Smith (confessional)
"Wiggler!!!." He kept laughing. "How many shrooms does he take and where can I get them."
Loona was sniffing around the temple, the tombs, sand and collies trying to get a scent.
"What the hell are you doing?." Arthur asked following her around a collum.
"Trying to get a scent." She sniffed again. "I think it's this way."
"How can you be sure?." Bond asked looking around. "This place is huge!."
"Let's trust the wolf, we'll find that statue!." Kris smiled following Loona down a tunnel.
"You guys think there mummies in this temple?." Eddy asked nervously.
"Only one way to find out." Mahiru ran down the tunnel, Bond and Arthur now following her.
"Hey wait up-" Eddy said before someone tapped on his shoulder.
"Hello friend!." Alastor smiled making Eddy run down the tunnel. "It's all clear my friends!."
"What did you see?." Miko asked the radio demon stepping out from behind a pillar.
"Just a few friends of ours scudding off down this tunnel of wonders!." Alastor pointed down the tunnel.
"Great let's follow them." Wolverine started walking down the tunnel.
"I agree maybe they'll lead us to the treasure, the we can snatch it from them." Murderface smirked as he followed the x-man down the dark tunnel, their footsteps echoing as they got further.
"Let's just get this over with." Debbie sulked.
"I agree." Samus nodded following behind her while Alastor started humming a tune.
"Oh isn't this fantastic, a group of friends walking down a dark and scary tunnel, what more could I ask for."
Ontop of the skull were Bernadetta, Kronk, Ryu and Sephiroth who's hair was flowing majestically in the winds.
"Alright, where it is?." Kronk asked looking down at the skull's head. "I don't see it."
"It's because, we have to go a little deeper to get it." Sephiroth pointed downwards.
"What do you mean?." Ryu asked the half angel who face palmed.
"It's behind one of the eyes you idiots!." He shouted. "So one of you will be lowered down and retrieve the statue.
"And who's going to be the one lowered?." Ryu asked.
Ryu was being lowered by Kronk, holding his legs.
"Of course." He said as he looked at the upside down eye. "Where's the statue?."
"it's behind the eye, try to reach over and grab it." Bernadetta said before a hand covered her mouth.
Kronk lowered Ryu a little bit more to the point where he could swing a little and grab hold of the eye, he used one hand to hold onto it and the other to reach behind the eye and he felt something hard.
"I think I got it!." He said pulling out the statue of the host, it was a little dirty but it was the statue alright. "Now pull me up!."
Kronk pulled him up top using all his strength and the statue was in his hands.
"Yes!. We did it!." Kronk hugged Ryu who felt a crunching sound."
"Yes...you did." They both gasped as they saw Sephiroth holding Berndetta over a pit of sharp rocks. "Now, hand over the statue."
"Let her go!." Ryu shouted at him, Sephiroth just smirked.
"Hand me the statue and I will." He held out a hand, waiting.
"Don't do it!." Berndetta shouted.
Kronk tosses the statue to Sephiroth who smiled at his reflection that was staring back at him through the golden head of the host.
"Now let her go!." He yelled.
Sephirtoh put the statue in his coat and nodded. "As you wish." He said dropping her off the skull and quickly walking away.
"BERN!." Both Kronk and Ryu ran to the edge of the skull while Sephiroth smiled.
Sephiroth(confessional)
"Now...with all the maniacs dealt with, I just have to find my team and get back to the island."
"Keep an eye out for the statue..." Loona said taking another sniff. "It's close...l
The group checked around every column, in the sand, even in tombs.
"Great, now that these idiots are looking, we can steal it from them." Murderface grinned watching on from the tunnel.
"A fine idea." Alastor whistled a tune walking behind them.
"Whatever, let's hope they find it quickly." Debbie rolled her eyes.
"Are you sure we're going the right way?." Scott asked Zoro.
"Relax, if we turn this next corner it'll be a dead end or the treasure." Zoro turned the corner, a dead end.
"Well it's a dead end." Mario sighed.
"Wait, something seems familiar about this skull?." Silver picked up the skull on the ground. "Have you been leading us in circles!?."
Zoro was silent for a few seconds.
"You son of a bitch!." Peacemaker grabbed him by the neck. "I'm not dying in some damn temple with you damn people looking for some fucking statue of a host who sucks his own dick." He shoved Zoro away and he stepped hard onto the sand a little clicking sound was heard.
"Let's-a-go back." Mario started walking before a rumbling sound was heard.
"What the hell is going on!?." Donald looked around before the wall Scott leaned on opened up, leading to a giant slide.
"Why is there a slide in a temple?." Scott got up and looked at it, it was entirely made of good.
"Who cares, let's see where it takes us!." Silver walked past the farmer and went down the slide, shooting down like a rocket.
"Wahhhh!." He screamed before he stopped.
"Come on let's follow him." Zoro said before being shoved by Peacemaker, who quickly followed him. "GIRONIMO!!!."
Smith dove head first down the slide after his fellow patriot; Donald took out a cigar, Mario held onto his hat which was coming off due to the fast speeds of the slide and Scott crossed his arms.
"Hey I found something!." Bender shouted lifting up a gate. "Need help jackasses!."
Arthur, Bond and Bender lifted up the gate and inside a large room of gold was the statue sitting on a small pedestal.
"Hell yeah!." Bender shouted dropping the gate, Arthur and Bond nearly dropped it but were able to keep it up.
"Watch it robot!." Arthur yelled.
Bender looked around and saw all the gold, coins, dollars, it was all In front of him and his eyes were quickly turned into dollar signs.
"Let's get the statue and get out of here." Loona walked in, covering her eyes from the light.
"Why do I feel like we aren't alone?." Eddy asked looking around
"You aren't." Wolverine smirked walking into the room.
"Thanks for leaving the gate open." Murderface smirked. "Now hand us the statue."
"Sorry," Bond said. "It's not for sale." He walked over and took the statue off the desk but through the walls, several screams were heard and before you knew it, Silver came launching down a slide and into Bond.
"Arg, that was a rough ride." He rubbed his head before Zoro landed on him, next were Peacemaker and Smith who both got launched into the wall before falling down on the gold coins.
"Ow, fuck." Peacemaker groaned holding his head.
"Let's never do that again." Smith helped him up as Donald, Mario and Scott all landed ontop of them.
"Get off!." They both shouted.
The statue flew out of Bonds hand and handed right in front of Samus who picked it up.
"Got it, now let's see if everyone's okay-"
"Yeah, yeah yeah, whatever!." Murderface growled, snatching the statue from Samus.
"Come on, let's get back to Chri-" He turned around only to be on the receiving end of a clothesline from Peacemaker who stood over him, bent down and picked up the statue.
"I can't let you do that." He said pulling out his desert eagle and aiming it at his head.
"What the hell are you doing!?." Murderface and Samus shouted at the same time.
"Mr. McLean ordered me to get back the statue with my team, I'm not letting any of you jeopardize this challenge."
"Are you crazy?. Just give us the statue and we can give it to the host then you can all go back-" Debbie spoke but the gun was quickly turned to her.
"If I were you I'd keep my mouth shut, unless you want your head filled with lead!."
Everyone heard the sounds of something shaking before Arthur looked over and saw Bender trying to shove gold coins in his compartment.
"The hell are you doing!?." He shouted at the robot who dropped all the coins.
"I was just Uhh, I dropped something and lost it in the pile of coins." Bender said glancing over at the coins.
"Put the coins down." Bond looked at him. "We only are here for the statue-"
"Bite my shiny metal ass!-" Bender started scooping up the coins before kicking down the gate with ease.
"So long suckers!."
"come on, we gotta get the hell out of here!." Arthur said, picking up Mario and grabbing Loona, running out of the room.
"What about the statue?." Loona asked.
"There's no time!."
Everyone besides for Peacemaker, Murderface and Samus left, Samus was trying to stop them from killing each other.
The whole temple started to shake and everyone began wobbling around, Murder face lunged at Peacemaker and was able to take him down but quickly got tripped by the vigilante who tried to get up and keep his balance, Murderface threw him down and slammed his head against the coins, knocking him out.
"Smith!." Samus shouted before looking at Murderface who picked the statue back up and gave her a grin.
"come on, let's go."
Samus used her blaster and fired a shot at him which he dodged, she then shot out an orange plasma whip which he also dogged. "You missed."
He felt someone was wrong and saw the statue was gone, The bounty hunter pulled the whip back and the statue was now in her hands, when she tried to run, Murderface grabbed her by the ponytail and threw her down next to Peacemaker.
"Give me the statue!." He screamed putting his hands around her neck, she tried to fight back but he was too strong.
"GIVE IT TO ME!." He shouted loudly as his gripped tightened around her neck, he let out a shriek as he felt something sharp in his leg, Smith fired his gun again, hitting his kneecap making him go down.
Samus looked up and Smith crawled over to her, he slowly got up and lifted her on his shoulders, using her blaster to grab the statue.
"Come on." He groaned. "Let's get the hell out of this death trap!." He started running with her on his shoulders as the temple continued to crumble.
Another group was walking through a pile of bones, each step they took made a crushing sound.
"Aww, I thought they'd rise from the dead." Harley poked a skull with her bat, hoping it would do something.
"I know, I wanted to fight a bunch of skeletons, this challenge is so lame!-ow!." Jinx felt her collar go off followed by the laugh of the host.
"Don't worry." Molly smiled. "They'll be time to fight in the next challenge, let's just focus on the statue right now."
"Right, hey, where's the clone?."
"Ello laides." JFK smiled as he leaned against a wall behind them.
All of them groaned.
"Can you please help us look for the statue?." Mabel asked picking up one of the bones off the ground.
"Take it easy doll, I'm-er-here to protect you from-er-spooky skeletons and stuff, see look at these guys, one look at me and they die a second time."
"How did we get stuck with him again?." Jinx looked over at Harley.
"Nobody would take him." Molly rolled her eyes. "So we are stuck with him."
"Why do you-er-girls act like it's a bad thing?." The clone smiled. "I'm the-er-hottest guy here-"
"I'd rather fuck a mummy than look at you." Jinx continued searching around the pile of bones hoping to find the statue. "Where the hell is it!?."
"Obviously not here." Toko chucked a bone at the wall, a little clicking sound was heard and the wall slowly opened up. "What the?."
"Oooh a secret passage!." Mabel cheered excitedly. "Let's go!."
"W-w-what's-er-er-er- going on?." JFK said, his voice sounded like he was sitting in a vibrating chair.
"The temples falling apart!." Toko screamed as she lost her balance, falling into JFK's arms.
"Get your damn hands off me!." She yelled.
Group B of the maniacs were still walking in the caves, turning over rocks still looking for the statue.
"How long have we searched for?." Geralt asked turning over another rock finding a spider.
"Don't know, and don't care." Rick sighed, his flask was in his coat pocket but it was empty, not a single drop. "Dont suppose any of you have any booze."
"Nope." Wendy shook her head, looking into a crevice.
Deadpool(R) was looking around until a hand grabbed him and pulled him aside.
"Help, somethings got me!." He screamed but I hand covered his mouth dragging him into the darkness.
"Buddy!?." Deadpool (I) ran to the spot where he heard him, looking frantically. "If you can hear me speak!."
It was silent.
"NO, NOT ME, ANYONE BUT ME!." Deadpool dropped to his knees and looked down.
Deadpool(R) was released before seeing a figure in the small light in front of him.
"Stay back!. I know karate!." He started shaking before putting his hands up.
"Are you finished." Bob growled, rolling his eyes.
"Bobby, I was so worried." He wrapped his arms around the sideshow who pushed him away.
"Cut that out!." Bob fixed his hair and started waking up a pile of rocks. "Now come on."
"Where are we going?." Deadpool followed him up the pile and he saw a huge rock perched onto the edge of the walls.
"Come on help me push this boulder" Bob got behind the boulder and started pushing with his back.
"It's not a boulder, it's a rock." Deadpool walked over and also began shoving with his arms, he looked down and saw his group was standing under where the boulder would fall.
"What are we doing?." He asked, taking his hands off the boulder.
"If you must know, we are taking out the other team by shoving this boulder ontop of them, rendering them unable to move and unable to stop us, now keep pushing!."
"But what about Rick, he's in the alliance!."
"He's a teammate yes, but he's currently an enemy and therefore, we can't leave any loose ends." Bob struggled pushing, he panted a bit, putting a hand on the rock. "I should've picked a lighter boulder."
"Look, why don't we find another way to distract them that doesn't involve crushing them-" Deadpool suggested.
"Sephiroth gave me the orders to make sure they are taken care of, and so I'm doing just that!." Bob shouted, his voice echoing
"You don't need to kill them with a giant rock!." Deadpool shouted, his voice echoing louder than Bob's.
"What the hell is going on up there?." Wendy looked up and saw a giant rock. "That's a big boulder."
"It's a rock!." Deadpool(I) looked up as well, suddenly, the shouting got louder and it somehow made the boulder start moving, before it slowly fell off the edge.
"RUN!." Geralt screamed while running between Wendy and Deadpool, the two of them also legged it out of the caves while Rick sighed and shot the boulder to bits with his Ray gun.
"Dumbasses." He snarled, looking up seeing Bob and Deadpool still shouting.
Rick(confessional)
"Great plan fearless leader." The scientist looked at the camera. "I'm in an alliance with a bunch of fools, but I have the numbersadvantage with them so I'll have to get used to them."
Back on the beach, the nomad was continuing to dig in the sand, still trying to find the statue.
"Dig faster!." Verosika shouted before being hit in the face with more sand, unintentionally.
"I don't see ye doing any work missy." Zeke dug next to the nomad who nodded in agreement.
"We got a problem!." Blitzo screamed while running into the walls of the house.
"What problem?." Ruckus asked.
"The time traveler is knocked out, we need to find a way to wake him up!." Nick shouted carrying it Kramer's hat.
"WHAT!." Chef shouted bursting into the room. "How did you knock him out!?."
The intern turned to the imp who nervously chuckled.
"First day on the job and this is how you do." The cook groaned and placed the time traveler on the couch. "Okay, someone check on Chris, I'll make sure this guy wakes up."
"I shall assist you." Wadsworth walked in holding a pitcher of water. "Maybe he needs some water."
The rest of the interns ran down the hall to the room of the host.
"How's Chris doing?." Meg asked turning the corner.
"MY STATUES!." A cry was heard from the other side of the door.
"Not well." Moxie whispered trying to open the door.
"We've been trying to get him to calm down but he only wants his statues back."
"I NEED THEM!-" The host shouted causing the entire house to shake for a few seconds.
"Dudes, I got an idea!." Soos smiled quickly running off to grab something, leaving everyone confused.
Hey everyone, I'm sorry for the wait yet again, but for this story, im gonna have to make it a three parter, given the fact it's long, and took me a month, I want to split it up into three different parts instead of doing a short first part then a long second part, I hope that's alright, also if anyone's still reading this after my month long wait, I'm back.