Veil Of Greed: Hunt For The Numbers!

Chapter 30: Rebirth of the Universe Tree

Date: March 20th, 2023

Pmurt Nedib exits through another portal before either of us could attempt to kill him. "Damn it! The bastard got away! Fine. I guess we'll just fight now. Bring it, Yappa Yappa! I won't hold back against you. I've gotten seriously powered up since the last time we saw each other." "I'll kill him after I kill you! Let's do our best because it will be so much more fun killing you that way! I've been too busy plotting with my new friends! And here I thought no one needs friends! I was wrong! Having friends who are just as willing as you to kill someone mercilessly while taking their time and enjoying it is so much fun too! Now die! Pummeling Pitchfork! I'm so glad that I was given this new pitchfork since my other one is in the hands of that bothersome Minecraftian friend of yours!" I simply dodge out of the way of his attack but some of it still hits me. "Grr! Why won't you let me have fun?! You took no damage! You won't even let me enjoy my warmup! I knew you weren't going to be killed with this but this is unreal! Once I break you, I'm going to keep breaking you and prolong your suffering! It's going to fill me with so much pleasure as I slowly kill you just as I promised to! Ultimate Pummeling Pitchfork! If I had used this attack last time, I would have killed you in our fight but my other plans distracted me!" I let the attack hit me and even stand still for it. "Nice try but that's not going to hurt me so easily." He turns his arms into lava and wraps them around me in an attempt to melt my armor and burn my skin. However, I squat down with my legs before rolling out of his grip by first loosening it with my forearms. "Just give up and let me kill you! I'm out of patience with you now!" "No. It's my turn! Haaaaaaa! Take this! Continuous Great Infernal Tornado Slash: 8!" The attacks consume him and deal serious damage that forced him to transform his limbs into water so they wouldn't get harmed.

Yappa Yappa runs at me with his arms turned into electrified salt water as he grips his pitchfork with both of his hands. So he wants to try to out blade me huh? I make sure my sword is in a firm grip before engaging with him, multi bladed pitchfork to sword. I can't wait to use that sword I got when I became a knight because it's 2 handed and must have some secrets. Wish I could use a 2 handed sword right now even though one handed swords are my specialty weapon wise. But that's for another time. Right now, the priority is to keep Yappa Yappa from killing me. He tries to stab me but my armor is too strong so he tries going for my eyes as they are one of the only areas not covered up by my armor. However, he made a fatal mistake doing that. He left himself wide open. Using my sword, I strike at his pitchfork as he tries to stab my eyes out or something. I keep moving my head around to make it harder for him to stab me with all those blades on his new pitchfork. My sword strikes aren't powerful enough to overcome his 2 handed grip. Not yet, at least. And that's when I start striking his pitchfork like I'm trying to slice through the body of a Nazi that things change. Yappa Yappa begins losing his grip on his pitchfork. As a result, he is forced to focus on out blading me instead of trying to stab me with no remorse: "I hate this so much that it's fun! The more you resist, the more I enjoy and despise this battle! It's going to feel so good when I finally kill you just as I almost did the first time we met! Don't you remember? I almost killed you all those months ago!" "You did alright but I was a lot weaker back then. I'm still not strong enough, far from it. But I've killed a lot of people since we last fought. You won't see me hesitate to kill you ever again."

"I love when you say that! You should switch sides so I could backstab you and kill you after we win!" "That's a terrible argument for me joining you and your maniacal new friends!" Our weapons constantly clash with the clanking sounds of metal echoing throughout the area even as other fights nearby do severe damage to the landscape. "Just die! I want to see the expression of fear and anguish on your face as I take my time killing you! First I'll crush your kneecaps! Then I'll snap your tendons! After that, I'll stab you through your stomach and break your nose! When that's done, I'll take my time before I finally break your skull and rib cage before attacking your heart and brain to deal lethal damage! You'll collapse to the ground and I will destroy your sword and everyone you love right before your eyes as you die!" "If you're going to tell me how you want to kill me, I might as well tell you my plan. I'm going to destroy your pitchfork and disrupt your anatomy and beat you down so hard that you won't be able to attack anymore. And then, I'll stab you forcibly through your heart once again but much faster this time. I won't hesitate since you are beyond reasoning with." "Hahaha! Just try to hurt me! I dare y-" I kick him in the butt, surprising and hurting him at the same time. "I won your dare." "Ow! This pain! This pain! Aaaaaaaaa! It hurts so much! You're the only one supposed to suffer here in this fight! This can't be! You make me want to kill you even more slowly and painfully than I planned! I'm going to render you defenseless without hope before I kill you! Now for a secret weapon I was saving for Pmurt Nedib in case he completely overpowered me! But I never got the chance to use it because he killed me even though you and I worked together to try to kill him! Defense Break! With my pitchfork, I will destroy your armor and everything else you use to defend yourself!"

But then he gasps out in pain, forcing him to cancel his attack. "What have you done to me? We have been clashing weapons this entire time!" "It's true that we have but I managed to pull out one of my daggers and stab you with it while I also trying to knock your pitchfork out of your hands. This is the result. You didn't even see it and I acted like I never used it on you at all. Now that's what I call interesting fun. This battle is probably going to end now. There will no escape for you! Get read- What the?! Why is my energy being drained!" "Hahaha! Now I can start working towards killing you! This is the bes- My energy! Who's taking it?!" All the fights around us similarly end too. Fuu appears above us with a intense aura around him. He's not just Super Fu, is he? His eyes for sone reason are just pure orange. Under his purple, black, and magenta aura(no doubt from numbers, Dark Factor, and something else), I can make out that his skin is purple as usual and that his round black glasses and white hair are perfectly intact. His outfit is that of a typical scientist's. Goku Black yells: "What do you want, mortal?! Why is my energy being drained?! I am a God here to punish the mortals for their sins by cleansing this universe of their existence!" Fuu laughs in a voice not his own: "Isn't it interesting how easy it is to takeover someone who has numbers inside of them? Fuu's personality is clinging onto the mind even though this body is now mine! Zamazu, I'm a God too to punish deviant sinners! And your energy is required for the next expansion of my empire! A new universe will be born from a seed and it needs all the energy it can get excluding mine of course! Fuu loved science, I can see why he did! With Baby Frieza fully digested, his body is even stronger than it was when he almost succeeded in his universe creation experiment! I am now so much closer to destroying wokeism and eradicating transgenderism! No one is strong enough to even sort of oppose me! But I like letting my worthless pawns do all the battling for me so that's what I will do!"

Pmurt Nedib Fuu snaps his fingers and suddenly, a bunch of UMC and Nazi troops along with the Dark Sage appear. They are powered up by small amounts of the Dark Factor. Pmurt Nedib Fuu currently has the power of 12 numbers, the Demon King(Dark Factor), Cell, Frieza, Baby, and his own. He is so incredibly strong that Baby Frieza wouldn't stand a chance against him. That's not good for us. Not good at all. "There! Oh and btw villains! If you don't want your energy to be drained any further, pledge your allegiance to me and the Dark Sage! I'll give you some of the Dark Factor so your energy stops being drained!" "I won't work with a false God! You're just a mortal! When my Project Zero Mortals comes to pass, you will be no more!" "Pmurt Nedib! I'm going to kill you at long last! Come try and kill me! I will make sure your death is as slow and painful as possible!" "I bow to no one! I am Agram and I will conquer the Moonlands!" Pretty much all of the villains refuse to pledge allegiance. "You piss me off! Why would I want to work with someone who is taking my energy? I will kill you and make you watch as I destroy all of your servants!" The only villains who decide to such as Cell Max are instantly killed before Pmurt Nedib could give them the Dark Factor. Pmurt Nedib sighs: "Be that way. You are all sinners, you defy me, your superior! I am a God who will cleanse everything of wokeness and other annoying things! I'll leave you all here to waste your time until you run out of energy! The Universe Tree's revival has begun!" Shigaraki sighs as Pmurt Nedib leaves: "Let me get this into all of your heads so we can be clear. When this is over and we stop this annoying man from taking my energy, I'm going to kill you all! Izuku Midoriya, I'm coming for you!" "What a drag! We have to work with all of these villains?!" Dabi sighs too: "Let's just get this over with. After this is done, I'm going to pay a visit to my old man! Revenge is going to be sweet! So sweet! Or should I say scorching?!"

Despite being powered up, all of the Nazis plus UMC troops and Dark Sage are easily defeated. Yappa Yappa complains: "That was too easy! There's no fun in that! Where did they go?! I want to kill them! No! No! No! I couldn't kill a single one while they were still here!" I myself sigh: "I'm going to leave to go get something that will make sure Pmurt Nedib can be defeated. Even if it means he has to be erased from existence. We have to stop him. If he put all his power into the Universe Tree, I bet that combined with all of our energy and that of all energy from this entire multiverse would be enough to expand the reach of the Universe Tree to drain the energy out of other universes beyond this timeline's multiverse." As I'm about to go get the Pen of Physics again, some others stop me. Mostly Blaze with their puppy eyes. Yappa Yappa laughs at me as this happens even though we're all slowly getting weaker, himself included. "Everyone, what is it?" "Don't you remember? So many worked together to make getting that pen much harder. You have to have a individual each from the various universes in the collective and it's allies along with a Tomapieian." "I forgot about that change along with that whole maze's relocation and renovation." "What a nap causation! Come on, we're all going together and getting this over with!" So with that, myself, Dominic, Blaze, Scar Basiltomato, Grayedge, Froppy, Sakura, Doofensmirtz, Lucky(the dog), Ghost Gal, Fran, Teacher(Fran needs him in order to be much stronger), Dark Vegan, Garnet, Kamon, Shope, Fluttershy, GADGET, Reiji, Katori, Asuka, Aki, Yugi, Ender, Krush, Park Inspector, Barf, Isabelle, Unagami, Dark Magician, Yu, Sonic, Seyren, Acheron, Batman, Eris, Sena, and Doc Brown teleport to the facility which is now located in a dead universe where there is no life and a lot of wasteland worlds. Magic and science created the facility we find ourselves standing in. The first obstacle is based on my world so I take the lead for it. It features a bunch of robots wielding guns who are trying to kill us but I quickly disable them by dodging and slicing their guns. Because I did, we're allowed to go into the next room.

The next room features a recreation of the attack on Konoha led by Orochimaru. Sakura clears it by killing Orochimaru by using her monstrous strength. Then there's the Miitopia one featuring the Dark Sun. Dominic after some time with our help lands the final blow and clears the room. I forgot to mention the fact that between each challenge room was a room full of traps. We got through them all much like the challenge rooms but all of it was rather difficult. Some traps were even mazes, puzzles, or illusions. The Kohnanixian room challenge was to appease a crowd of angry individuals while trying not to be killed by assassins. Very dangerous. Blaze acted cute to help us get out of that one. For Tomapie, it was a eating challenge to be done by one individual. Scar Basiltomato struggled a lot but managed to beat the challenge, allowing us passage to the next trapped room. Grayedge successfully led us out of a battle death maze combo featuring a replica of the Lost Academia. Yes, the facility is huge and is now basically planet wide and planet long. The next thing was to capture some villains and keep heroes and civilians from turning to their side. Then there was the challenge of finding an Inator that only Doofensmirtz knew about. After that, we had to help rescue a puppy and get them to a human who will love them. Getting the Pen of Physics is extremely challenging on purpose. Having to defeat an army of AI and wannabe Knights Of Hanoi members in a copy of Link VRAINS was no cakewalk. Clearing a dungeon full of monsters powered by mana crystals soon after was really exciting. But the excitement was killed because the next challenge was stopping obsessive love from destroying everything. Dark Vegan wished that challenge of his universe would have been making perfect toast instead.

Following those, we had to cure a corrupted gem, win a B Daman tournament, win a Beyblade tournament, stop the mutating Virus from infecting us, turn Equestrian villains from several timelines to stone, solve a Rubix Cube, stop a version of Obelisk Force, win the World Duel Carnival, stop Darkness from erasing and replacing everyone, defeat Illiaster, win Orichalcos duels, defeat a Mutant Raging Ender Dragon, beat all Survive The Disasters 2 disasters(that one took forever), beat RCT3's The Money Pit scenario(also took a while), get 1 million space bucks, get a house down payment started in a Animal Crossing town, beat Prime Empire and all Ninjago villains at the same time, save the Duel Monsters Spirit World from the Orichalcos and Minus Curse, foil Eggman and destroy his Ultimate Flying Eggfort defended by a lot of robots, defeat the Sage's Memory scenario The Battle Of Thanatos on Hell Helheim level difficulty, stop Acheron's sister but with her having her power level set at 1 billion, stop Lex Luthor from becoming the US president, perform the Great Illumination for a copy of Chima, stop Biff Tannen from destroying history, and collect all 500 of the Tigerkins' Tai Chi characters with opposition from Diga and Mishka among others such as as Ave and Garnia. But then there was the final challenge. The extra challenge. It itself was many challenges, one constantly after another. They were all extremely difficult but it wasn't over just yet. We'd been inside the facility for days. It was a good thing that this universe's time relative to Universe 7 is 365 times faster in speed. Otherwise, we would have all been doomed thanks to the Universe Tree. And at the end of all of these challenges was a boss. A boss that is a nightmarish fusion of SAO's Level 100 boss, the Wither Storm, the Dark Sun, Morroc's Fetus, and Sirius Hard Tier 3(Ni No Kuni event boss). It would have been a tough battle if we hadn't fused together into one to one shot the boss. We defused immediately after and the Pen Of Physics appeared before us. Would have taken even longer if it weren't for the fact we happened to be well stocked on food, water, and Sleep Replacement Potions.

"What a nap causation. We did it and didn't die once." "That was hell. So many of us worked together to make getting their far nearly impossible. The walls are even made of the strongest materials that could be found so we couldn't just bust our way through all of the rooms to get here. It's been days. I'm so ready to bring down Pmurt Nedib with this pen if it's the only way to. I'm ready to go. We ate before fighting that boss so we should be fine. Question is: who will hold onto the pen until we either beat him or have to use it to beat him?" And then they all stare at me calmly. "What? You want me to hold onto it again? No way, a lot of you are stronger than me in strength so I'd rather let it be the hands of somebody with more strength. I'm strong yes but still, some of you are closer than I am to how strong I want to be." Eventually, we just let Sakura take it and put it in with her stuff. In the meantime, we get ready to go back to where we were. And then we do by teleportation as usual. In seconds, we end up right where we were 5 seconds after we left thanks to Dominic inputting the right coordinates into all of our bands though we just used his to get here to save energy. Yappa Yappa laughs at us: "All of you look so dead! Killing all of you would be no fun right now! ..No! I'm losing energy faster! Make it stop! I'll kill Pmurt Nedib! As long as he keeps taking my energy, I will kill him quickly because I want my energy more than I want to kill right now! But if he stops this, I'll kill him slowly!" "That man! He pisses me off! I know everything about him! He keeps changing hosts and as if that weren't annoying enough, my master is inside of me and I want him to stop controlling me!" "YOU VILLAINS BETTER SHUT THE HELL UP!" "You! The explosive brat who refused to join the League Of Villains!" Incinerate glares and growls at Yappa Yappa, showing his fangs and claws.

Yappa Yappa trembles and shuts up, only stopping to sigh a breath of relief when Incinerate stops. Shigaraki just gets tired of arguing and complaining. Vegeta yells: "If you people are done arguing, we have a bastard to stop and a tree to kill!" Beerus replies: "I think it's about time the other Destroyers and I stop the energy drain from the universes and all you mortals for a while. It's for the best. Blah blah blah. Should have come up with this earlier. I know I know." He and the other Gods of Destruction go do what Beerus said it was about time to do, leaving the rest of us behind. Inevitably, we're all teleported one way or another to where Pmurt Nedib is despite all of us having been severely weakened by the energy drain. To our shock, he is inside what looks to be a huge room within the Universe Tree. Seeing all of us, he grins wickedly: "It feels so good to not have to hide my true intentions! I have to do that to my subordinate subjects back on the Earth I come from! They live in fear or delusion but don't know what I really think! Few have realized what I want because nearly all things that are woke and immoral have been exterminated from my world! It's where nearly all my troops are from! My useful pawns! Millions of them are waiting below us for the new universe to be born! Once it is born, I will take it over completely no matter what! It will be all mine and my troops will get no credit! On Earth, they'll call me their heroic leader because I gave them more living space! And with the resources in the universe, people blinded by transgenderism will not stand a chance! They will be rounded up and forced to repent and convert or die! In my society, there is no room for social progress, undesirable inferiors, or anything else like that! And you have fallen for my trap! Coming here will be the last bad decision any of you make outside of here! I'm going to kill all of you here and raise your corpses from the dead to serve as my personal slaves who will not need to be paid even just minimum wage!"

Shigaraki laughs: "We'll see about that, you pest! I'll kill this tree for myself! I know we're inside that Universe Tree you're so obsessed about so I'm just going to destroy it and destroy your sanity right along with it!" Shigaraki uses his Decay quirk to try to destroy it but nothing happens. "Pathetic sinner! You don't realize just what we're inside of, do you? This Universe Tree is far greater than even the World Tree, Yggsdrasil of Norse mythology! I dare all of you to try to kill me when you only have half of your original energy each! Come try me and show me something that isn't completely worthless unlike friendship, kindness, and my employees who are no better than the vermin that dirty my society with their dirt, hair, and so on!" And so, the fight against him begins. It doesn't go very well though. Even with so many opponents, Pmurt Nedib easily tanks or dodges every single attack thrown at him. It doesn't matter how powerful the attack. He just isn't hurt by anything. In essence, he is virtually invincible to nearly anything. Xeno Goku and Vegeta even get someone to fuse them using Polymerization as do Goku and Vegeta. As a result, Xeno Gogeta and Vegito both appear for a decent amount of time. This starts a cycle of fusion. The Ultimate Gem and other fusions are brought back too and the fight intensifies as a result. We even see new fusions of different individuals. The Super Noob from the Supernoobs, the Ultimate Spinjitzu Master, All Kyuubi Power Full Sage Mode Naruto, The New Sage Of Six Paths, Super Ignis, Yuya-Yuzu, The Muscle Duelist, Infinite Chakra Deity, and more. Each fusion does much better while fighting the enemy but they don't last that long and defuse after just a minute of attacking without anything happening. Pmurt laughs at all of us: "Is that all you can do? I knew I was superior but not by this much! This is the best day ever! I'm going to finally win this hunt for numbers!"

And with that, he starts trying to kill all of us. Bray has no more mana or MP candies. Otherwise, we'd have lasted much longer before the fusing had to be done to stand a better chance. Her regeneration spells would have helped a lot. And if you're wondering about the other healers such as Evu, Edyn, Madeline, and Lillah, they ran out of mana too. In fact, all MP candies have been eaten. Would go get more but as Pirate Blaster discovered, we can't escape from the inside of the Universe Tree. Instead, we have to somehow survive Pmurt Nedib and take him down too. I voice all these things through shouting while avoiding a lot of KI blasts and add: "Damn it! This is so hard! He isn't letting up for even a second! He has all these transformations he can use but he's only using the Super Fu transformation! How in the hell are we supposed to give ourselves enough time to beat him by planning? His energy might as well be infinite and the Gods of Destruction won't be able to stop the draining of what's left of our energy forever! They only have so much energy after all!" "I hate him! I hate him so much! I just want to kill him already! I'll enjoy killing him while making him suffer! It'll be so gruesome that no one but me will have the stomach to see what's left of him when I finally kill him! Not even you, Adam!" "Don't underestimate me. Anyway, there's no point in attacking him back. We must defend ourselves. It'll save effort and energy, allowing us to hold out longer against him. Long enough for a plan to defeat him to be created at least." But then, Ultimate Shaggy appears with the Popcorn Monster(but shrunk down) among others. "Does anyone like need help?! Like I want to destroy all of you in battle but how am I supposed to do that when that man over there is trying to absorb energy from every universe? That's not groovy, man!"

"I eat enemy because I hungry!" After about 30 minutes of mostly defending, it turns out that even Ultimate Shaggy, Ovenzilla, Abstractoa, and other higher beings don't stand a chance against Pmurt Nedib either. Barla groans: "How hard is it to blow up one damn enemy?! I have him in my sights but he just won't die no matter what I do to try to kill him!" "What a nap causation! I wish we could have just gone back in time before even Adam got involved in all these problems several years ago. If we had simply went back in time to prevent Nathan from discarding his original body and becoming the Dark Curse as a result, none of this would be happening. No Dark Curse, no SDL or Freddie. That would have prevented Fluffy and the Wacky Clowns from being around us so much. And that would have stopped the rise of Gorganan and Pmurt Nedib would have just been stuck on his Earth. And Yappa Yappa would still be a very happy individual." "That's true but the Popcorn Monster and Bowling among others would have still become a problem with or without all of that. Not to mention those Neo Salem Witches in Kohnanix. And Walmart would have still tried to conquer dimensions." "Nap please. You're right. Ugh I'm getting a migraine from this and all the dodging I alone have to do! Not even my focus transformation did anything to Pmurt Nedib!" Those of us talking are huddled up as best as we can against the constant stream of attacks coming our way. But no matter how hard we try to hold on, we still inevitably take some damage and it's starting to hurt like hell. "Damn, this hurts so much!" And then, everyone stops. Time just stops moving. And as a result, a whole bunch of living and dead individuals alike come to join the fight against Pmurt Nedib as time resumes. The mysterious figure who collects villains like I do Yugioh cards complains incredibly loudly: "Pmurt Nedib! You were never supposed to do this! You were supposed to just bribe Fuu into doing your bidding and Baby Frieza was supposed to die, not be eaten alive by him! This cycle is becoming more and more unpredictable! And I hate unpredictable things! Normally, I'm calm but today, I'm not! You will obey me. Let go of Fuu and force him to spit out Baby Frieza!"

"You can't tell what I can do! I'm superior to all life forms including you! I remember everything now! You killed me and turned me into your clueless puppet but no more of that!" "In that case.. You LOWLIVES, KILL PMURT NEDIB!" Tobi dashes to be right in front of our enemy who tries to kill him but he just laughs: "I'm already dead and I can dodge everything you throw at me! Yay! This is so much fun! Deidara will be so proud of me at last!" "You freak! Get out of my way if you won't die!" "No can do! We have prepared a little surprise for you! Mysterious figure-sama. We don't have to kill him when we can create the most ultimate ultimate fusion to kill him instead!" "What have you lowlives done while I've been away on my trips that you haven't told me about? This has never happened before. You have managed to finally surprise me. Be proud of yourselves because that should be impossible for you to pull off." Tobi makes a flicking motion. The reason I'm able to hear and see all this happen is because the mysterious figure's friends and allies are currently the only ones battling Pmurt Nedib and someone has somehow muted the sounds of battle. I'm not sure how that works but here we are. After Tobi did that, the walls and ceiling of the huge room we're trapped in get covered in portals. From there emerge the nastiest armies and groups from many many universes and timelines. Along with some of the more heroic ones. SAO's Assault Team and Laughing Coffin(murder guild), the old Akatsuki, Kara, the Meta Liberation Army, Paranormal Liberation Front, Dark Empire(Dragon Ball), the failed AI army deployed against the Knights Of Hanoi, Barians, Orichalcos soldiers, Amazonians, Midgards's Assassins Guild, and much more. Before anyone else can join the actual fight, Yuri who was a part of Yuya laughs.

"Now that everyone's here, I activate Super Polymerization to fuse all of us together with you, Pmurt Nedib!" "Yeah go ahead and do that, sinner! You'll only make me far more powerful than I already have become!" "Oh you never know! This could be just a set up for your downfall! I know you know about me and how 2 faced I can be! Now watch as all of us fuse together with you into probably the most powerful creature that has ever existed!" A huge fusion portal appears above and immediately sucks all of us in. I don't know what the goal of this is but I don't like it. The mysterious figure might as well just be trying to end the cycle by uniting both sides into a single being. And it's all possible thanks to an elaborate scheme that began when Pmurt Nedib gave Cell and Frieza number cards. In a flash of light, everything around us disappears. Seconds later, I find myself in spirit form floating around in front of the fusion. No words can truly describe what has been created. The power level is indescribable. This fusion could conquer universes simply by blinking. A being with truly ultimate power that cannot be ever hoped to oppose. It doesn't take long for the personality to form only for it to be revealed to just be Pmurt Nedib being in full control. That's rather depressing.. "Hahaha! Those freaks! I can't believe they just gave me power like this! I'm invincible! I'm invincible! They should have never fused with me! But now that they have, I don't see the point of the Universe Tree anymore!" He lifts whatever hand appendages he has now and creates a tiny amount of energy before throwing it at the Universe Tree which explodes, bringing an end to the tree's life. The tree leaves no trace. And just when Pmurt was going to go destroy something else, I wake up somewhere. Or more specifically, a hospital bed. I know this hospital but what am I doing here? I was jus- Is everything we've been through just a dream. A doctor walks into the room: "You're finally awake. You've been in a coma for over 5 years. I'll let your family come in to tell the news about your mother. But that will be later."

"Doctor, I.. I don't understand. I have lived a unique life. I have done so much. Are you saying that everything was just.. a dream?" "I'm afraid so. You're 4 years behind your former peers in middle school." "..Then why do I feel so strong?" "What do you mean by strong?" I easily get up and out of the bed and accidentally break it apart as I got out of it. "It can't be! You were in a coma for 5 years! This shouldn't be possible! We need to run scans on you right away!" "I don't want to be scanned. I don't think I'm in the right reality. I look and feel like me but I'm also not. What year is it?" "*gulp* Umm.. 2065." "I'm either in a dream or my other body was destroyed and I was sent to this one." "You must be hallucinating!" "No I'm not! I'm just going to leave. I better find a sword somewhere!" But before I can go anywhere, reality collapses around me and I wake up again to find myself in the town of Fun Land circa 2018 as I see some miis such as Bray and Austin escaped from a truck nearby. "What the hell? Why am I back here? What's going on?!" Reality collapses again. Pmurt Nedib's power must be destroying everything that exists! Next, I find myself in Miitopia ordering food at an Inn. I remember this vaguely from that dream reality. It looks like I just finished ordering: "This can't be! I'm here?!" Reality shatters again and I find myself much further back in time at home. I'm staring at the first ever Yugioh cards I ever got. It's Easter 2012. Even my voice sounds different: "Why am I going back in time? This shouldn't be happening!" I was alone for some reason where I was that day. And before I knew it, the cards shattered and everything else around me followed. And now, I'm experiencing my first day of kindergarten again. I'm being measured in the school hallway. I barely remembered this all. Before I could even question anything, I found myself back in the only moment I kind of remember from pre school. But even that ends and is soon replaced by something I only remember a verbal recollection by someone else of. My first steps. So long ago at Disney World of all places.

I was teased about that once years ago when it was brought up that that was where I learned how to walk. I couldn't even speak and could barely think at all. But then, reality shatters and I relive something I only quickly forgot 2 days later in the midst of battle thanks to Doofensmirtz. My damn birth 2 decades ago. I would explain more but again, I let him erase that from my mind. After that was gone, I found myself floating around Pmurt Nedib again as my present self as he destroys EVERYTHING. He's so powerful that he lost sight of his own goals. Nothing stood a chance against him. Countless universes were being destroyed as he absorbed more power from the destruction. But then, the Pen Of Physics which was fused with him along with all of us ripped through his skin. Number 999 manifested in spirit form from the Pen Of Physics and started writing something on nothing. When that was done, Pmurt started holding his forehead while in serious pain with his mouth sealed shut for some reason. And then, his newest form was literally torn apart brutally by some unknown force. Before I knew it, I was back in my body on top of Pmurt Nedib. I took the opportunity and killed him extremely quickly with my sword. So quickly that he had almost no time to react so he just died without much going on for him. I smirk: "I killed that bastard! I killed him. I almost want to travel back in time to kill him before a part of The Shadiw entered his body to prevent everything that's happened!" But before I could do anything, what's left of existence including me turns to nothing. Now, all I can see is darkness. And then, a huge clock appeared out of nowhere and started moving its hands backwards. Time began to reverse until we were all back to right before Fuu is going to eat Baby Frieza. But everyone remembers what happens. Fuu just says: "I was kidding about the revenge part. I just wanted to try the experiment again. But it looks like it was more trouble than it's worth to try again. I kept Baby from dying and coaxed him to this timeline for some fun. I'm not sorry but I'm going to leave now. Bye."

Pmurt Nedib appears through a portal just as before: "Power! I want that power back! Give it to me! Join with me sinners and I will forgive all of your sins and invite you to join the movement to eradicate transgenderism and destroy woke forever! We'll win! In the name of America, we will!" "I don't think so!" Nagato with his Paths Of Pain rushes towards Pmurt Nedib and before anyone knows it, Pmurt Nedib is dead thanks to the actions of many others as well as Nagato's. Nagato puts metal rods into his body and inserts some of his chakra into the body. Pmurt Nedib rises from the ground with paler skin due to being dead with his eyes now Rinnegan eyes. "That takes care of one villain." Fuu's already left so that just leaves the shrunken Baby Frieza: "You annoying creatures! Damn Saiyans! I was going to make all of you into Tuffles but no, everything had to be ruined! I was eaten by someone else and helped become fuel for an even more diabolical being! Curse you all! Damn it! Nooooooo! I'm losing power and I'm dying! You'll pay for this! I'll make sure of it! One day, you'll see! You'll all see! You haven't stopped the revenge of the Tuffles! You have only just delayed it! Mark my words! Why can't I get anything I want? This isn't fair! This isn't fair!" Baby Frieza suddenly returns to normal size but is still thrashing around in agony. He's even throwing up. It's like someone's in him and is trying to escape by attacking him from the inside. And that's when things get a little bit gross. "Aaaaaaaa! Stop it! Noooo! Frieza is trying to get rid of me! But what's pounding inside of this body anyway?! This hurts so much! No! No! No! I was brought back to life only for this to happen to me! The Tuffle race was so close to being reborn! This can't be!" That's when his stomach gets seriously upset. We hear it groan loudly. And then, the most wet sound I have ever heard is unleashed. "Gaaaaaaaah! This is not how a Tuffle is supposed to die! Tuffles are stronger and much greater than this display of bodily failure! Curse your body, Frieza! I should have taken over someone else's body!" And Frieza's body starts having contractions all by itself.

A most familiar sound rings out in what's left of the city we're currently in. Green liquid drips from the bottom of Frieza's body as a head starts coming out of it. And not just anyone's head but Cell's head. Soon enough, he slowly falls out of Frieza's behind and slumps onto the ground. Baby Frieza is at first relieved: "Yes! Finally! The pain is gone! But why do I feel so weak?! Aaaaaaa! I'm slipping away! This body is acting on its own! It's trying to throw me up! No! I can't let it end like this! This is my body now! Mine! Not Frieza's! Mine! And I will finally get and keep what I want: this powerful body!" Cell laughs: "Oh my, is someone's body betraying them? Your name is Baby, isn't it? How fitting for an inferior life form whose imperfections force him to take over the bodies of others just to have real strength! On your own, I bet you're so weak and pitiful that it's no wonder you're a low level creature like a parasite who much like me was created in a lab as a bio weapon! I am far superior to you! I should kill you right now but seeing you suffer like this is far too amusing for me to desire speeding your misery up!" "Shut up, we're not the same! You're an annoying insect android bug, I am a Tuffle which means I am far greater than you ever will be! Gah! Aaaaaaaa! Not more! My chest hurts and my head feels dizzy! What is this strange taste in my mouth?! Make it stop! Make it stop! Owwwwwww!" And then, Baby Frieza unconsciously bends his head down to start throwing up something white. After some time, the throwing up which sounds very painful finally stops. The Rinnegan eyes are back, revealing Frieza has control over his body again: "Finally! I, Emperor Frieza do not permit foreign creatures to enter inside of me! It is a disgrace to my family! I will become ruler of all of Universe 7 and finish what I started with Planet Vegeta! Wiping out the last remaining monkeys and everyone they love! When I'm through with them, I'll focus more on my Frieza Force!" "No! I will rule as the new Tuffle King over an universe entirely full of Tuffles! Saiyans, whatever you are, androids, humans, and so on will be no more! They will all become Tuffles or die!"

"No, it is I who will be number one! I will destroy all of my enemies and prove just how strong and perfect I really am!" "Out of the way, robot reject! This is my plot! I'll kill everyone here, including you!" "No! I'm the one killing anyone here! But first, I will try to make them Tuffles! After all, you 2 are already becoming Tuffles whether you realize it or not!" "Are you sure about that? That thing you left inside of me is weak, even compared to a monkey! And now it's dead!" "Don't compare me to one of those wretched and annoying Saiyans! I can outthink both of you losers!" "You left something inside of me as well but it failed because it is imperfect! Something imperfect can never hope to beat a being as perfect as me!" Goku asks: "So should we do something about them?" Beerus scoffs: "They could kill each other for all I care. Whis! Get me more of that delicious instant ramen!" "But you lost our wager, remember? So no, I won't be getting you anymore of that until they kill each other for all you care, Lord Beerus!" "Damn it!" "I want to kill the 3 of them equally! Damn it!" "Hi, sorry to drop into your conversation. I'm just wandering around because waiting to go home is such a drag. Anyway, you should just let them kill each other. We can kill whoever survives and get it done that way. It'd be less of a pain that way." But Fran gains a scary expression on her face: "But I want to kill them all! I wonder what they'd taste like if they were cooked to perfection and topped with seasoning!" "Woah woah woah, Fran! Wasn't doing that to that other cat person enough for you?" "No way! I want to evolve and try all sorts of foods as amazing as curry, Teacher!" An awkward silence takes place only for it to be broken by the sounds of the 3 villains trying to kill one another. Baby is first to die. Nagato turns his body into a new Path of Pain while the other villains keep fighting and flies back quickly to avoid getting caught in the crossfire. Baby's black and red eyes are no more. His head is much like your typical alien's. Cell and Frieza try to kill each other as we all just rest. In fact, most of our comrades just end up leaving seeing Cell and Frieza seriously beat the crap out of each other.

We were reassured that we can kill the survivor no problemo by Hawks of all people as he and most of the Akatsuki left after the others did first. That just left those of us who got here first, the Time Patrol members, participants and spectators of the Tournament of Power, and most of the Z Fighters plus Buu and Mr. Satan. Bray is so drained. I'm glad we are just letting Frieza and Cell kill each other. In fact, I end up going to Twisted Land to grab a lot of popcorn and pass bags full of them around to everyone. Most everyone accepts them and we just eat the popcorn in silence as Frieza and Cell continue to try to kill each other. "Hold still, you annoying part monkey! I despise bio engineered traitors like you! Destructo Disk!" "Says the imperfect tyrant who was actually the one to become the traitor in this story! You abandoned our partnership just so you could become even more powerful! And look at where that got us!" "Yeah yeah, I still remember everything THAT HUMAN CAUSED! I will find that man for myself and kill him and destroy whatever Planet Earth he's hiding on if it's the last thing I do! But don't think I'm going to just let you go after all that you have done now that I've betrayed you! I was lying just to spite you! Monkeys like you deserve all the pain and mockery that can be given to you! You are not worth of my cells! That human should have left my cells alone but here we are now! I'll make sure to have a nasty surprise for Dr. Gero if I die ever again after all of this!" Their reckless fighting forces all of us to move and I find a note in my ender pouch as a result of having to move further away as the villains destroy everything in an attempt to kill each other with all that they got. The note reads: "It's a nap causation but as soon as the villains are taken care of, I'm coming back to fix all of the damage. We have already resurrected every innocent person, plant, and creature who was killed. They will all be teleported where they were when the time is right." That's Dominic for ya. Anyway, we just keep on watching because what's going on is extremely entertaining.

Let me skip forward to when one of them is finally killed by the other: "*pant pant* How are you as strong as me, bio engineered monkey?!" "*pant pant* Like a Saiyan, I get stronger when I'm beatdown!" "Is that so?! In that case, I will have to hit you with the full remainder of my energy! I can't believe I have to spend it on someone as green and white as you! Prepare to finally die again! See you in Hell! Death Bomb!" Cell fires a Kamehameha but it's no match against Frieza's attack. Instead, that attack destroys Cell's and renders him a mess on the ground. As his body crumbles apart, he says weakly: "..Frieza, if you die again, I still want you to be my training partner. I am perfection but you are destruction. I hate you but I want my revenge on Goku and Gohan so badly that I want to become more perfect as you become more destructive!" "Your words mean nothing to me anymore! Die!" Frieza finishes him off. He used so much energy that his body lost the ability to regenerate: an ability that is Namekian in origin. Frieza laughs at us and points an energy beam at us, ready to one shot us all: "I'm going to destroy this planet! And with its destruction, there will be no more monkeys to bother-" He lost consciousness and has serious injuries. The Frieza Force or rather, whatever is left of them appear. I have to be fast. I grab the 6 numbers that were in Cell before quickly using Artist's Eye to remove the other 6 from Frieza who literally dies instantly without the numbers inside of him. "Lord Frieza! No! We were too late! Curse you monkeys and others! Lord Frieza will return to get his revenge! Just you wait!" "What he said but also, we need to get out of here! We don't want to die today! Just let us take our lord away and we won't invade Earth today! We promise!" Vegeta kills one of them with ease: "Are you really sincere with that promise?! Pfft! There's no way you really mean that but I'll give you a chance to run with your pathetic tails between your legs as you carry Frieza's corpse away from us! And it starts now!"

"Aaaaaaa! Okay! Okay! Okay! We retreat! Lord Frieza wanted us to invade Earth today but there's no way we can succeed at that without him!" The Frieza Force retreat with some of their members carrying Frieza's body away. Naruto complains: "Aww man but I wanted to fight those damn bastards again!" Dominic appears and instantly repairs all of the damage around us. We find ourselves in a road that was restored. "It's a nap causation but that wouldn't have worked out. You saw how tough they were even after everything. Repairing everything took much more energy because of their fight at the end. Oh and every life form has been returned. It's no big deal. I'll stay here because we have a lot of explaining to do to everyone here. But first, let's go somewhere more suitable than the road." Dominic teleports all of us to Kami's Lookout before teleporting everyone else who needs to be teleported to hear the explanations. That means Bulma, Dr. Hedo, and a few others. Bulma looks around confused: "How in the world did I get up here?" And for the next few hours, things are explained to everyone gathered in ways each can individually understand. Some other comrades return to help with this such as Nagato and Konan. I didn't enjoy being criticized by Future Trunks for doing so much time and space travel as I was the one to explain everything to him. However, I managed to convince him that it was perfectly alright. After the explanations were done, Dende speaks up. We're still on Kami's Lookout where he overlooks Earth. Dende looks like a younger, shorter, and less aggressive looking version of Piccolo. He carries a wooden cane like thing except it looks like a long wooden hammer and wears a dark blue cape and white robes with a red symbol on them that probably stands for Kami: "If it isn't any trouble, would any of you like to stay for some dinner?"

By this time, the individuals from the other universes and the Time Patrol had already left. Everything agrees though Vegeta only did so because of Present Trunks's begging and Bulma's insistence. It was a good meal. I enjoyed it. While the rest of my comrades returned to Miitopia to prepare for the next battle, I stopped myself from leaving: "They said goodbye and I was going to too but.. I have a favor to ask. I need to get stronger and fast. Can someone help me get stronger in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber? Since I lost my old powers, I've been lagging behind in terms of strength. I've died more times than most this past year. It's through my gear that I've been able to get as strong as I am now in terms of combat power but.. I'm so far away from where I see myself in the future. I don't know how to use my KI or chakra. No one living in or from Miitopia does for that matter. Same with all Minecraftians, Kohnanixians, and Tomapieians among many others." Goku is the first to offer: "Hey! I'll train you! You look really strong already! I saw you fight today, I really want to spar with you! By training you and training together with you, I'll get to spar so many times with you!" "Kakarot! What about Broly?! Damn it!" "Oh, don't worry. I'm sure you and Whis can just help him train for the next day or so without me! He won't go berserk on you, trust me! Besides, you and Lord Beerus could just teach him a lesson if you really need to!" "What's that you said about teaching Broly a lesson if needed? With words like that, how could I oppose you training this Earthling from a completely different Earth that is currently on the path of human caused extinction and having an ongoing worldwide genocide?" "I approve of this too, Goku." "Great! Now Dende, Mr. Popo! Will you please allow us to use the Hyperbolic Time Chamber?!" "I don't oppose it. Mr. Popo?" "Of course you can, Goku! But wait.. Nevermind." "Goku, I know what he was going to say. He took it back thanks to some of you using the chamber more than once to train."

"Okay. Would it be okay to start using it now?" "Of course!" "Mr. Popo. If you please? In the meantime, I'll say goodbye to everyone for you." "Alright! Come on, Goku and Adam! Right this way!" We follow Mr. Popo. He looks a little different than from what I've seen. But one thing still remains clear, he is definitely not a human. A small brown tail gives that away as if his original appearance didn't enough. And he lips are smaller and pink instead of red. He even has some white horns which contrast well with his skin and blue outfit. But he still has his white turban on and black eyes. Oop, I think the universe just glitched a little. Okay. Now he doesn't have horns or a tail. And his outfit of black, white, and purple robes is back. He's a humanoid like Cell but we don't know what species he actually is unlike Cell. We hear some yelling but ignore it as Mr. Popo takes us to the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. Once we get there, he unlocks it and before closing it once we step inside says: "Please be safe and careful in there. We don't want the chamber to get destroyed, do we? Mr. Popo will leave you two be. Please don't do anything that alters the future of this universe more than is supposed to be altered. Thank you for coming over. Dende sometimes says that it gets a little lonely up here. Goodbye now! Mr. Popo will see you in a day for us and a year for you!" He closes the door behind us and I breathe a sigh of relief to see all of the food and drinks stocked inside the house we're in inside of the chamber which is pure white outside of the house and goes on seemingly endlessly. "Oh! Look at all of the food! They got everything! Ramen, meat, and more!" "Don't eat it all in one sitting or 2 or 5 or 10 or even 100 for that matter. We need to make this last for how many meals? Assuming 3 meals a day and 365 days a year plus 2 people.. Oh hey, frozen pizza! Crap! Now I have to start calculating all over. Please don't distract me! Just inner monologue for now! I'm thinking! ..Aha! 2190 meals! It's not that hard to calculate when you know how many days are in 2 years. That's 730 btw." "Wow, you're pretty smart!"

"Please don't compliment me like that. I don't need compliments. Sorry for being serious like this. The truths of my world have forced me to become this serious. If I had my way, I'd just be making art in a cabin with my boyfriend and be married to him. And we'd have some pets, adopted kids, a garden, some video games, an art studio of sorts, plenty of fresh fruits and veggies, and plenty of weapons to keep us safe. But no, I'm a target for hatred and worse." "Does your world stink that much?" "You don't know the half of it. With your Earth unified under one nation, there's really not much want or need for war." And with that, we spend some time talking, getting to know each other before our first sparring session. I'm a knight but he's a beyond God level Saiyan warrior so I was only a match for him until approximately Super Saiyan 2, going a little into Super Saiyan 3 thanks to all of my gear and my muscles, speed, and intellect. I was exhausted and my body hurt after that: "Damn! I need to recover some before we spar again. I just hope that this training doesn't alter the timeline. I won't be happy if it does because I stand by a pretty strict standard of timeline stuff. I only interfere when no one from the timeline does successfully and if that doesn't harm the future or prevent valuable lessons from being learned in battle." "That was great though! You did awesome!" "I generally prefer not to call my own actions awesome. It sounds selfish to. Better to let others do it instead because then we know that the description comes from the caring heart instead of the selfish ego." Over the next year, we become great friends and come to understand each other a lot. I knew the others wouldn't mind if I underwent this training. Here's to hoping we can get everyone in the Miitopian Peoples' Liberation Front this amount of training here too. That would seriously improve our chances of winning the damn war.

It was only thanks to the one spell I still know that my gear never broke. I repaired it while Cell and Frieza tried to kill each other first. And then, the chunks of armor in my skin were quietly removed by Dominic as I found out once we exited the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. And someone else quietly healed me without my noticing anything but a faint green energy. I returned to Miitopia to fight much better than before after saying goodbye to Goku, Dende, and Mr. Popo upon telling them to tell everyone else I said bye. Goku didn't get much stronger during our time together because he was so focused on helping me, eating, and talking with me. I made sure he really didn't get much stronger because he was never meant to train anyone in the chamber at this point in time. I learn KI sense, Kamehameha, KI control, KI blasts, Spirit Bomb, Kaio-ken and flight with Goku. Admittedly, I never got very good with those last 3 and my Kamehameha needs some work. Overall, I feel like I'm actually a formidable fighter again for once. I'm a nerd turned fighter and knight. Watch out because when a nerd learns how to fight, it means that somebody is doomed. Like completely doomed. Upon my return to Miitopia, I start helping my comrades combat the latest wave of Nazis in a battle that would last about 3 weeks. Despite all the help we have now, they're still so damn strong thanks to those robots and androids especially.

Outro: Remember that the worst villains in anime and cartoons are like the people who are in power and the pundits who are helping demonize trans people among others. We basically had someone like Frieza call for the deaths of every trans person in America. I'm a trans person from and living in America. Non binary to be exact. These stories provide hope, an escape, lessons about the truth of our world, and more. It's part of why I keep writing them. I have to get stronger because I have to not just because I want to. My stories vary from chapter to chapter on the themes of hope, escape, moral lessons, facts of our world, and so on. Some provide complete escapes from reality but others like this chapter only mostly provide it while Miitopian Civil War is more full of reality than escape. But I hope reading tyrants like Frieza, Baby, and Pmurt Nedib give you the courage and will to resist the rising grip of fascism every every facet of our lives. Be careful out there. Don't trust the right. Thank you for reading.