List of Oneshots part 4

by yugiohfan163

Requests are not guaranteed to be done. If they get done, they get done. Don't go expecting any ideas done at the drop of a hat or expect any promises. No ones making any money off these, which means we're not obligated to rush on certain ideas.

3. Chapter 3

List of oneshots part 4

chapter 3

A few anthro girls worry over their neighbor and his playboy nature and try to fix it.

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An alarm clock rang causing a woman to wake up.

"Ugh, ten more minutes."

Then a knocking came to her door.

"Dammit." they groaned before sitting up. "Coming, coming." She got up, getting clothes on. She was a black chihuahua with black and red hair. Sporting a blue denim jacket, black shirt with a red heart in the middle and black jeans. She opened the door to reveal a bear in a yellow and white button up dress that hugged her D cups. "Good morning Dana." Groaned the chihuahua.

"Morning Cruise. I need your help neighbor." Said the bear.

"Can't it wait till after my breakfast?"

"No, it's just...I'm very concerned about Benson..."

"Benson? What's the chump who couldn't beat me at anything in high school up to now?" She was now wide awake. 'This must be serious.'

"I've been seeing woman after woman come in and out of his house. I fear he's becoming a lecher."

"Oh please, that's crazy talk."

"I tried telling him the merits of having a steady relationship, but he responded by turning his head away from me and spit."

"Ok, now that calls for an ass kicking. I'll be right back."

"Don't hurt him, weren't you and Benson high school friends?"

"Yeah, what of it?"

"Maybe you can talk some sense into him."

"Me? Ha, I told him not to do things and he just goes in and do it."

"If not, then...what can we do?"

"Easy, we train him and hopefully he will find a steady girlfriend. Call up Grace, it's all hands on deck for this."

"I'm on it."

Later...we see a human sitting on the couch smoking while watching the news.

"And in todays news, three people were arrested for public indecency while involved with a rhino."

"I swear, we were just taking a trip to Blueberry Hill."

"Yeah, heard that dirty joke before."

"We didn't think anyone was around!"

"What's with all the sex offenders lately?" Said the human who was watching TV.

"Benson! Open this door!"

He rolled his eyes and turned the volume up to drown out the noise.

"Grace, I need your help."

"Double jump kick?" Said the Tiger who was wearing a white shirt and blue skirt. "But I'm only a yellow belt."

"Your pants will turn yellow if you don't help me!" she growled making the tiger jump. "Now do it!"

"Okay, okay." They ran at the door and then jumped! Both of their kicks making the door burst from its hinges.

"Hey! What the hell!" Then Benson was grabbed by his collar!

"We're being good neighbors! We wanna protect our friends from STDs, like what you're gonna contract if you aren't careful!"

"Yeesh, Dana warned me of that too, want me to turn and spit? Only without the turn part?" Then he got punched in the gut! "Oof!"

"Either listen or the next part I hit is the nose!"

"Okay, just don't slug me again, please."

"I can't keep that promise, but I'll try."

'She's so gonna do it later.'

Later in Cruise's house...

"Wow Cruise, what a mess." Said Benson, picking up trash and putting it in the garbage cans.

"Shut up, I...I just been depressed lately, yeah that's it..." She lied.

"Is this about your crush?" Said Dana who started sweeping her floor.

"No! Shut up! We're here to help Benson."

"Oooh, Cruise has a crush on someone? I wanna know." Said Grace, shining the windows.

"I said shut up, also why the fuck are you guys cleaning my house?"

"We were just following Benson's lead." Said Dana.

"Also aren't you used to this? Back in high school, I had some compulsion to clean your room whenever I visit you." Said Benson.

"Well we're not in high school anymore, so quit it!"

"Fine, guess you can forget about helping me find a steady relationship then!" he remarked making the dog growl and hold up a fist. "Bye." And then Benson took another one in the gut. "Okay...fine."

"But seriously, it's as if you have a pig for a roommate." Said Dana.

"I'll clean my own house."

"Promise?"

"Yes."

"Good."

Later we see them helping Benson with social skills.

"So, what do you say to the tramps that just go home with you?" Asked Cruise, balled fist behind her back.

"Hey bitch, wanna hop on my joystick?"

Then Cruise slapped him!

"No! Bad boy!"

"OW! Bitch!"

Then he was slapped again.

"No cuss words."

"Ow! Why you mother-"

Then he was smacked again.

"I can keep going."

"Cunt."

And like that he was knocked out!

"How were you 2 friends in high school?" Asked Grace.

"Competition. We competed in everything and he showed good sportsmanship. But I guess it didn't translate to decent human being."

Benson got back up.

"And it was quick recovery like that, that made him a challenge in boxing."

"Ooh, he is tough." Said Dana.

"Now then Benson...when you meet a cute girl, you walk up and talk to her like she's a human being. You know, like what you did for your ex when you first met."

"Oh, I'm not supposed to be rude and yet you bring up that whore!"

"Th-this'll be the last and only time I mention her during our sessions."

"Promise?"

Cruise then spit into her palm. "What do you think?"

Benson did the same and then they shook hands, grossing out Dana and Grace.

"Okay let's do this. Now, please try talking to a girl like they're people. Say they're pretty, and then try tricking them into seeing if you and her have similar tastes, then try asking her out."

"But I'm a complete stranger."

"Not after a bonding conversation." Said Dana

"And besides, they might say yes, you're kinda hot..." added Grace.

"Well I knew that." he remarked bluntly.

"If I wasn't married with kids, I'd propose." Said Dana.

"Girls, if you're thirsty, there's orange juice in my fridge." Remarked Cruise.

"I think we could use some."

They then went to the fridge.

"Now for practice, speak casually to me."

"Sup bitch."

Then he got punched.

"What the fuck was that?"

"You're my friend, so I was being casual."

Cruise groaned and pinched the area between her eyebrows. "Let's try something else. Pretend you're meeting me for the first time and you wanna ask me out, but do it casually."

*ahem* "Hello, I couldn't help but notice a-"

"-Say sexy piece of ass and you're dead." Cruise threatened.

"-pretty girl sitting here. I just had to come over to try my luck."

'You got lucky.' "Oh, please I'm not that pretty."

'No kidding you edgelord dog.' "Come on, don't be so humble, please go out with me?"

"I dunno..."

"Well, what do you like?"

"I like reading, smoking, playing sports..."

"I love all those things too." 'Huh, those are all actually things I love doing.'

"Well...what's your favorite type of music?"

"Rock, Metal, just anything loud in-general."

"Me too." 'I actually do.'

'Being rather honest in this aren't you Cruise?' Thought Dana and Grace.

"Great, I we can go catch a Megadeth concert, my boss gave me a raise and it's enough for 2 tickets." She then gestured showing off an imaginary salary bonus.

"Great, we can go together."

Then Cruise clapped her hands together. "Great job on the practice, Benson."

"Thanks, I'm pretty smooth, wouldn't you say?"

"I'd rather blast my brains out before I let you take me on a real date."

"Well who says I'd ask you?"

"Okay Cruise, before you hit Benson again, why don't we apply what he's said to a random girl out in the streets." Panicked Grace. "That way we can help him with real world experience."

"Fine, but I swear, if you-"

"I won't."

"Good boy."

Later we see Cruise, Dana and Grace all hiding in a dark alley as Benson leaned against a wall, smoking.

"You did tell him smoking is a turn off, right?"

That's when Cruise swiped the cigarette for herself.

"Whuh, hey!"

"Hey calm down, at least it isn't being wasted." Said Cruise. "Look, there's a cutie over there, get her!" She pointed to a black cat wearing a grey shirt and yoga pants.

"Now go on."

"Ugh! Fine." he walked towards the cat and coughed. "Hey there."

"Hmm? Oooh, hey."

"I was just walking around and then I couldn't help but notice you, a very pretty girl." he spoke while trying to sound polite and not be crash. "What brings you around here?"

"Just heading home after doing some yoga in the park."

"Oh, so you're flexible?"

"Yeah, I've been at this for 3 years, so I'm very skilled."

"Well...would you mind teaching me? I wanna be that flexible in bed."

"Oh, you have a girlfriend?"

"No, wish I did though." He lied. 'No commitments! But then Cruise would beat me, tell my dad on me then continue to beat me with him helping beating me.'

'Don't say anything dumbass.'

"Aww, don't worry, with your good looks, you'll find somebody. The name's Jackie, so when do you usually get up during the weekends?"

"7 AM."

"That's fine, I wake up a little earlier. See yah next week at the park." Then she left with Benson getting a good look at her ass as she walked away.

"Great job."

"Yeah, but she says she wants to be friends."

"I completely disregarded the friend zone so I could date the man, or rather, ham that would one day become my husband." Said Dana. "If you ignore it, you'll find love."

"So ignore her?"

"No you idiot, ignore the friend zone." Said Cruise. "Ugh, how did you get 2nd place at all of our Karate Tournaments with brains as dumb as yours?"

"How did you manage to get through life being a bitch?"

This time Cruise punched so hard, Benson was sent flying! His launch, sent him into the road where he was caught by a sports car!

"Oh shit!"

"He'll get back up, his bones refuse to break, I've seen it first hand." Cruise assured him.

"Really? Is Benson the Son of The Mask or something?"

"Don't even bring that up, that movie is wrong on so many levels."

"Okay, I'm back." Said Benson. "So what next?"

"So, we get you ready for next week." Said Dana.

"Next week? Come on, isn't that enough?"

"You're gonna stand her up? Just try and maybe she'll like you back."

"Ugh!" He groaned. "Fine, sheesh, if this is what having a mom is like, I'm glad that cheating whore left me and dad."

"Hey! I'm more tolerable than that bitch!"

"Guys!" Gasped Grace. "Stop fighting!"

"SHUT IT!" That's when Dana slapped them both! Her strength eclipsing that of Cruise's own! "That's enough." She said with a stern voice. "Both of you apologize and then hug."

Cruise and Benson then got up.

"Sorry for being an ass."

"Sorry for hitting you so much, and for nagging, and while I'm at it, sorry for eating your gingerbread house back in 4th grade and blaming it on Tom."

"Of course that was you." Benson rolled his eyes.

Then they hugged.

"You owe me a new one."

She rolled her eyes.

Next week we see Benson meeting up with Jackie.

"Hey, good to see you again." Said Jackie. "Ooh, you look ready, come on, and no staring at my ass during the session."

"You got it."

Later...they made it to the park with other 3 hiding, to make sure he doesn't screw up.

"I hope this works."

Jackie was in her usual yoga get up while Benson wore a neon blue tank top and yoga pants as well. They laid their mats down and got on them.

"Ready?"

"Yes."

"Good, now just do what I do." She said, doing a position.

He did the same while glancing at her legs. 'Do not stare at the ass.' He thought.

"You think he's staring at her ass?" Asked Grace.

"Nah, my lecher sense isn't tingling. I can sense perv stares, especially his." Cruise explained.

"How does that work?" Asked Dana. "Has he stared at you?"

"No, but he has stared at other girls and I felt the perviness in his stares."

"Ouch, must be sad that he isn't sexually attracted to you." Said Dana.

"I WILL rip your clothes off and make you go streaking."

"That attitude must be why no guys have hit on you."

"Grace, if you say anything else, you're gonna be scared of sleeping for the rest of your life."

Then Grace puffed her cheeks up. "Hmph, meanie."

Back to Benson and Jackie, they were doing full splits.

"Ooh, how are you doing a perfect split?"

"I've been in a lot of martial arts tournaments, always 2nd place though."

"Wow, impressive."

"Yeah, but I just wish I could win once, I never had a first place, always, second, second, second and I don't know why, I train so hard, but this one girl, my rival keeps beating me."

"Awww." Then they did another position. "Is she that tough?"

"Yeah, and she's always hitting me when I'm trying to get laid so I stopped hanging out with her."

"Aww-wait...are you trying to get laid now?"

"Y-No! No no no."

"I don't feel comfortable around you now."

"No no, I'm serious! I'm not gonna hit on you."

"I bet you were staring at my ass, as well." Then she got up.

"Wait, no! Come back."

"Bye shit head." Then she jogged away.

"Dammit!"

"Great job idiot." Said Cruise.

"Were you girls following me!?"

"What do you think?"

"Why?"

"To make sure you didn't ruin things with your actions." Said Dana

"But you fucked up with your words." Said Cruise.

"I can't help being jealous and spiteful towards you. Can I just go back to hooking up for one night stands?"

"No."

"Fuck you."

Then he was knocked out by Cruise!

"Ugh, this idiot."

"Can we try having him go out with one of my friends?" Asked Grace. "My friend Irma has trouble finding a date because of her shyness."

"Fine."

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"Great."

The next week, we now see Benson dressed up in casual clothing and a black parka.

"Okay, the movie you're gonna see with Maxine is 'Giddy Up Sentai Westranger'." Grace explained.

"Isn't that the cartoon that the kids are talking about?"

"It's not for kids! It's for adults!" Shouted Grace.

"And you're certain my date isn't between 5 and 12?"

"I told you already, she's 26!"

"I'm just asking, I'll get with girls, but not girls THAT young."

"Keep antagonizing her." Said Cruise. "It's cute when she's mad."

"Giiiiirls, stop!"

Then the doorbell rang!

"She's here!"

The door opened to reveal a doe in a blue dress and grey jacket. "Hey, I'm Irma."

"Hey, I'm Benson." He replied. 'Not much up top, but damn, those legs.'

"Well? Shall we?" She then held out her arm.

"Sure thing."

They hooked their arms around each other and headed for the car.

"Remember, if he does anything stupid, you have me on speed dial!" Said Cruise.

"I know."

Later...it was time for previews.

"Coming soon, a very dark and gritty kids movie." Said the announcer.

"About damn time those came back to theaters." Mumbled Benson.

"They don't make them like they used to."

"My parents? Nah, I don't have those. I don't really have anyone to depend on really." Said the little girl in the trailer. "It's all been me, hiding and running all my life to survive in this war, taking any food I could find."

Then came the sounds of guns, bombs and innocent people screaming.

"Damn is that awesome."

"If I can just finish this rope, then we can escape." Said a teen boy.

"No, escape is a coward's idea. We need to stay here and end this war."

"With what weapons?" Said an old woman.

"You told me 'they're' commanding both sides right? If we can just get to them, then no more people have to die."

"War Child, coming soon next year."

And then the actual movie started.

"Wow, that looks pretty good."

The actual movie began with strange looking grunts attacking a modern city, but that's when...

*bang!* and then the grunts saw 5 figures. All wearing cowboy clothes. One dressed in blue, one dressed in black, one dressed in pink, one dressed in orange and finally, the one leading the charge, dressed in red. The one dressed in pink, blowing the smoke off her gun.

'Hey, guns shouldn't be in happy looking kids movies, shouldn't they?' Thought Benson.

"Wow, that looks great."

"Howdy pardner, what brings you to this here modern city?" Asked the one dressed in Orange.

"Oh yeah? What brings a bunch of bright colored looking cowboys and cowgirl to this city?" Asked the monster.

"Oh, we'll answer that for you." Said the red one.

"Star Badge Henshin!" Then a lot of bright flashes and the 5 became tokusatsu looking superheroes!

"Well there's the answer." Said the monster.

"Red Westranger!"

"Blue Westranger!"

"Orange Westranger!"

"Black Westranger!"

"Pink Westranger!"

"Giddy Up Sentai Westranger!" Said the Red Westranger before they all started pulling out pistols, swords and lassos.

'Hey, swords were never in the wild west...what am I talking about? That's obviously just there so the company that makes this show can sell toys.'

"Ooooh."

Some time later into the movie as we see into a flashback scene...

'That's how the blue guy got the eye patch, and at 11 years old? Goddamn!' Thought Benson.

"I love seeing these types of heroes fight for some reason, sure it's sort of the same thing with the costumes and powers, but I just love the stories." Whispered Irma.

"I admit, I am having fun watching this." He whispered back.

Then they get to the end of the movie. The battle damaged suits making the heroes look cooler!

"Adios!" Said the heroes, finishing off the final boss of the movie! After the bad guy exploded, the children all started cheering and jumping!

'Huh...that actually excited me.' Thought Benson.

Later as they were exiting the theater...

"I had a lot of fun."

"Me too." Said Benson. "So...uh...wanna have some more fun?"

"Is that an offer for sex? Sorry, I have a genophobia, a fear of sex."

"Oh...is that so?"

"Yep."

Later...when they got to her house.

"See you never." Then he sped off in his car!

"Dammit..." Said Irma. "One day, I'll get over my fear, or my name isn't Irma Maxine...but first, time to call Cruise to kick Benson's ass!"

(Later)

"Ow!"

"You horn dog!" Then she kicked him in the head! "What did we just go over!"

"I don't know, I had earplugs on."

"You heard me just fine."

"Okay, so they were imaginary ear plugs."

"You wanna know what isn't imaginary?"

"What? Your next kick?"

That's when she slammed her forehead super hard against his!

"OW!"

"That!"

"Wait, before you hit me again...I need to sit down...oh fuck I always hated your headbutts the most!"

"That's the point!"

"Listen, just let me live my life..."

"Not just yet, one more try, just one more. I'll set you up with my friend Freida." Said Dana.

"Ugh come on!"

"Don't worry, we can do this, trust us."

"That's what I'm afraid of."

"Don't worry, Freida is a sweet girl, and will fuck on the first date."

"Sweet!"

"Great, now, for proper food etiquette." Said Dana.

"And each time you get it wrong I'm punching you." Said Cruise.

Later...we now see Benson in a tux, sitting alone at a fancy restaurant. Cruise, Dana and Grace of course were at a table behind him.

"It's been half an hour, where's Frieda?" Asked Grace.

"Don't worry, I know Frieda, she's never one to stand up a date." Said Dana. "She'll be here in no time."

Another half an hour passes...

"Okay, maybe I was wrong." Said Dana as a waiter walked up to Benson.

"Sir, are you gonna order something?"

"In a sec, my date is just running late."

"Sir, it's been an hour, your date stood you up!"

"She'll get here!"

"May as well give up dude, but hey, at least you weren't the jerk this time..." Said Cruise, getting up from her seat.

"Son of a bitch!"

"Hey! Language, this is a fancy restaurant." Said Grace.

"Yeah, we can always set you up with someone else." Dana added.

"Nope, I'm outta here, and I'm gonna start doing hook ups again!" Then Benson stormed off.

"Get back here!"

He ignored Cruise's demand and stomped out.

"You stubborn freak! Girls, pay the check, I gotta go kick his fucking ass!"

"Cruise wait!"

It was dark and stormy as Cruise ran after Benson!

"Get back here!"

Benson stopped and then threw off his tux jacket.

"Hey! We were renting that tu-" That's when Benson caught her punch!

"Not this time!"

"You really wanna go? Remember who always wins the martial arts tournaments, and who always gets 2nd?"

"Not this time cunt!" Then he swung his other fist! The impact made Cruise reel back!

"Heh, heh, heh...so you really wanna do this...WHERE WAS THAT COURAGE WHEN YOU GOT DUMPED!?" Then Cruise spin kicked and Benson blocked with his right arm!

"I wasn't pushed this far!" He said.

"Really? A whore who cheated on you, by making out with some guy on YOUR house's porch wasn't pushing it any further than this?" Then she punched him in the chest!

"You bringing up pain I've moved on from is what's making it worse!" Then he karate chopped her jaw!

"Guys! Stop!" Dana pleaded, but it was no use.

"I was doing just fine until you had to stick your nose in MY business!"

"I expected you to become stronger from that experience, but all that's happened is that you became a womanizer! Do you realize how long I waited for you, my best friend and sports rival to come out of your room after the break up?"

"I have a feeling you'll tell me."

Then both charged and collided fists!

"The rest of my high school life! I gave up and forgot about you when I started college."

"Then what made you care after we finally reunited?"

"When you became a jerk! What happened when you disappeared?"

"I was in pain, but it wasn't just my ex, soon after my mom cheated on my dad! Then after the divorce, more awful stuff happened, both to me and my dad, I was just so miserable I couldn't leave my room. Then one day...the worst thing ever happened, and it killed the kind person you met in High School!"

*flashback*

Benson was sulking after all that's been happening in his life.

"Son?" Benson's dad called from down the stairs. "Please come down, I found some people who can help you..."

"Coming dad." He walked down the stairs. "I dunno dad, can they really get rid of my..."

Masked men dressed in all black had his dad at gunpoint.

"Whoa you're big, okay big guy, stand next to your dad and we'll take all your nice stuff."

Benson paled and moved over to his dad, scared as fuck now.

They eventually grabbed all the valuables.

"Okay...you got what you want, no-" That's when a bang was heard, and just like that...Benson's dad fell, his corpse lying on the floor in front of him!

"See yah bitch!" Then the thieves ran!

"Daaaad!"

*flashback over!*

"He was the last part of my life that gave me any hope! But now that the tiny bit of my hope has disappeared...just fuck everyone, I don't need anyone!" he snapped with tears and landed a bunch on Cruise who was too stunned to respond and fell down. "What? I finally won? I couldn't have been that easy!"

Cruise got back up, cracking her knuckles. "I'm so sorry all that happened, now I regret even more just giving up that you'd one day leave your room so we can go back to competing in sports tournaments." Then Cruise returned the punch! "But now I'm gonna make sure you find true love and return to being the old Benson again!"

"And what makes you think there's a chance you'll get the old me back?"

"You haven't killed yourself yet! You're still here, despite your miserable years locked up in your room!"

"There's still a chance I might!"

"Don't you dare take that route!" She was about land a kick to his head, but he caught it, was about twist her ankle, but she spun around to the direction he was twisting, doing some flips, breaking free!

"And why the hell not? Is it because that's selfish? Well I guess I'm the most selfish man ever!" He then blocked her next punch and countered with multiple rapid strikes to her chest!

"You still have me who cares! Your friend!"

"BULLSHIT!"

"It's not!" That's when both grabbed each other's shoulders and slammed their foreheads together! Knocking both out! As Cruise entered unconsciousness, her thoughts were... 'Dammit...if only...if only I wasn't so scared of confessing...then maybe you wouldn't be so miserable..."

"W...What?"

'Wait...did I say that out loud?'

Both now lay in the rain unconscious.

(Later)

Both woke up in Cruise's home, on chairs.

"Good, you're both awake." Said Grace.

Both scowled and turned away from each other.

"Uh...Cruise, I believe you blurted something out loud that you probably meant to think inside your head." Said Grace.

"I don't know what you mean."

Then Grace pulled out her phone and played it.

"Dammit...if only...if only I wasn't so scared of confessing...then maybe you wouldn't be so miserable..."

"Crap..."

"How long have you had this crush on me?"

"...since we started our rivalry. You were the only guy who gave me a challenge."

He looked at her with wide eyes.

"Thinking about it, you guys are kinda perfect for each other, a jackass, and the one who punishes said jackass. You're both real tough so um...the bed might break if you do it. You've both known each other for a long time." Said Grace.

"Not happening." Said Benson.

"What!? Why not?" Said Grace.

"Yeah, I'll actually be loyal to you."

"After all the busted noses you gave me?"

"Dude, I didn't smack you for nothing, you either lost a competition to me, or you were being a jerk, most likely being a jerk."

"It still hurt!"

"Maybe Cruise should kiss it to make it all better." Dana joked.

"We're not kids, and I ain't gonna..."

"There's really nothing I can do to make you love me?"

'Crap, puppy dog eyes, don't fall for them Ben. She doesn't deserve you Ben. Start dating her and you'll get hit even more Ben! Ben...ben...benefits...friends with benefits...could that work?' He thought.

"...well Benson?"

"Er...let's do some baby steps, and on my terms!"

"What are your terms?"

"We start as friends with benefits, I don't feel that way about you. The least I can do is let you touch me."

"Fine, but I'll show you my love, and you'll fall for me, within a year." She then hugged him.

"Getting cocky aren't ya?"

"You know I'll always win, right?"

Benson rolled his eyes. "Whatever, now can I go home?"

"No, since we're friends with benefits, may as well break each other in, right?"

"I suppose." Then Cruise started dragging Benson to her room.

"Bye guys." Said Dana before picking up Grace and leaving.

Sounds of passionate moans and the bed breaking from thier rough sex were heard that night.