List of oneshots part 4

chapter 5

Numerous monster girls get their own mail order grooms.

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We find ourselves zooming towards what looked like some kind of warehouse.

A man was walking around inside. "H-hello? I-I heard you could h-help me with m-my research?"

"Yes, walk into the spotlight, so I can get a good look at you."

"You know what, I'll just go find a different source to complete m-" As he turned around, a man in a mask knocked him out with a chloroform spray! "Oooh..."

"I hate when they do that, I'm running low on the stuff."

"Don't worry Jimmy, we got all 10 men ready for shipping."

"Good point."

"And how's about this? I'll buy you another can."

"Fine."

"Good. Now you do the shipping, I'll do the driving."

"Works for me."

The men in black then donned delivery uniforms before loading the unconscious man into a box and then into a delivery truck, accompanied by 9 more boxes.

Later, they stop at an apartment building. The man then loaded the boxes into a dolly, and made his way in.

"Okay, apartments 101, 204, 207, 306, 308, 401, 405, 408, 503 and 507." Said the man, reading off a list. "That's all of them." Then the man loaded the dolly into the truck and off they went. "I hope the ladies love their new mail order grooms."

(Next day)

In room 101, the box groaned, a man in a blue suit and grey tie wakes up to find himself in a box.

"WHAT THE HELL!?" He shrieked! "Oh god! Let me out! No, the air is running out, I'm gonna die in here!" He then started scratching the top of the box! "I don't wanna die like this! I don't wanna die period!"

That's when a knife cut through the top! He ducked his head down as it sliced! After it got to the end, he pushed through! "Oh thank god! Free...dom?" He looked around and found himself in some apartment. "Huh...nice place..."

"Thank you!" Said a girl who suddenly hugged him from behind.

"AH!" He screamed! "Who the hell are you!?"

"I'm Kagura, and you're Damien Hummer, my mail order groom."

"Mail order groom!?" He shouted. "Aaah, lemme go, I don't consent! Also how do you know my name?"

"The website keeps info on all miserable men, like your overwhelming anxiousness."

"I have a good reason to be anxious! You would too if you were stuck in a tight, small, and dark box!"

"But now you're free, and married to me." Then she let go.

"What the hell can you do that'll make me l-" Then when he turned around..."What the fuck!?"

The girl before her wore red and pink dress and skirt. Her chest was C Cup and she had black hair tied in pigtails. The most surprising thing about her was her head,she had a big shrine bell for a head!

"What the hell is wrong with your head?!"

"Huh? I'm a Suzuhiko Hime, that's japanese for Bell Princess."

"Oh crap, a monster girl."

"Oh calm down." Then she started shaking her head left and right. This caused a ringing sound to come which hit the guy instantly. "You love bells don't you? Aren't they just calming?"

"I...well...actually yeah." He stopped spazzing out and then stepped out of the box and on the living room carpet.

"So, wanna go to the park for our date, husband?"

"Uh...might wanna explain to me just how this all happened."

"Okay, so I ordered you on this website that only very lonely monster girls like me are allowed to know about."

"Couldn't try a dating site?"

"Those just make men run when they learn their date is a monster girl."

'I wonder why.'

Then she grabbed his hands. "So please? Please just let this happen? You'll have a woman who can calm you when things get too stressful."

"But...isn't this kind of thing illegal?"

"Do you really wanna go back to the bad side of town filled with all the gang violence? Where you might get shot by a stray bullet?"

"No!"

"Then stay here with me."

"Fair enough."

"Woohoo! Let's go Damien, the park's just across the street." She said before grabbing a frisbee."

"Wait Kagura...shouldn't I..." He then blushed. "Kiss the bride?"

"Oh, right." she smiled before leaning out towards him.

He leaned towards her as well. They kissed and then Kagura hugged him.

"Alright, let's go." She then took his hand and off they ran.

Meanwhile in Room 204...

"This is gonna be fun, I'm is gonna scare him, chase him around, and then after he exterts himself, we'll fuck." Thought the Haunted Doll. She had rosey cheeks, green eyes, a blue maid dress, red hair, but no panties or bra, because as it turns out, this spirit possessed a sex doll.

She grinned while grabbing a crowbar and started to open the huge box. With one good hard yank, the top popped off. She then got into position, sitting on a chair and pretending to be a toy. The man she ordered then pops his head out and steps out. "Where am I?" Asked a man with white hair, blue eyes, a green polo shirt, grey camo pants and sneakers. He didn't look where he was going and then knocks over a lamp and it shatters!

"Damn it, not again!"

'No big deal, that fancy custom made lamp was worth 4000 dollars, I can easily replace it.'

"I gotta find my way outta-" then as he turned around he knocked over a vase that shattered on the ground. "Oh crap."

'Okay, that was the only vase of it's kind in existence, never gonna get that back, or the 8000 dollars I paid for it.'

"Why am I here? Where did that guy p-" this time he turned and knocked over a wooden table that shattered the glass top. "Shit."

'Big deal, that was what? 100 bucks? If I wanted, I could've bought a diamond table top.'

"You know, if the people who kidnapped me are watching, take a good look!" He then pulled out the middle finger, pointing it every direction, thinking there was a hidden camera somewhere. "Fuck you!" He shouted, thinking the haunted doll was the hidden camera.

'You're shouting at your wife you jackass!' she thought in annoyance as he turned to the door.

"I'm out of here!" He trips and falls on his back, his face smashing the bare floor. "Impressive indent." The man said.

"Okay that's it, you're an idiot." The doll then jumped from her seat.

"Ah! Monster!" He grabs a stool to defend himself, but he pulled too fast and it slipped out of his hands and flew right through the window!

"Stop breaking stuff!" She then took his hand and led him to the couch. "Sit!" He cooperated and sat down. "Now then, you're gonna stop moving around and breaking my stuff."

"Can I have an explanation..and some cookies?"

"You can eat after I explain your situation."

'Figures.'

"Hello Lando Hart, I'm Lana, I purchased you from a Mail Order Groom website."

"Mail order grooms!?"

"Yes, so reading your profile, you've led quite the sad life. You almost killed a lot of former loved ones with your clumsiness, but don't worry, I can't exactly die, so if you were to say accidentally chop my fingers off when we chop veggies for dinner, I'll be fine."

"Hey! I don't need a wife! I'm living just fine on my own."

"Really? The website showed me your house, love the skylight and the rats."

"Okay so my klutziness has destroyed my home, but I don't need you, I got an awesome job as a museum security guard."

"Oh really? Which museum? I own half of the museums in this city."

"Wait, what? No way!"

"You just destroyed a whole bunch of stuff that was worth 1000's." She replied to him. "Now, the bottom line, I'm rich, and I want you as my husband."

"But why? I might destroy all your stuff."

"If I keep you here, you won't destroy my museums, just...our home...but you get it right?"

"Right...okay...and it's nice to know someone loves me..."

"Besides, look at me." She threw off her clothes and bonnet to reveal her naked figure. Perfectly slim, a huge wide ass and E cups breasts. "Come here and kiss the bride already."

He stared shocked.

"Lando?"

"Oh, huh?"

She giggled. "Come here." Then she led him to her room. But as soon as the door closed, a loud crash was heard! "Dammit, those were the ashes of my human body!"

"Sorry!"

Lana groaned in annoyance.

Meanwhile in room 207, we see a pegasus making excited whinnies as she watched her new husband emerge from the box. This pegasus had a white coat, an icy blue mane and tail, eyes just as blue as her mane. This D cup mare sounded very elegant, but then you see her mane was actually very messy, she was only in her black shirt that showed off her belly button, white panties, and pink fuzzy slippers. She even scratched her butt and armpits occasionally. She could be elegant but she was home and cared nothing about her appearance.

"Ugh...where am I...?" Said a flamboyant voice. The blonde man with combed hair emerged, he wore a pink shirt, had brown eyes, moustache, black pants and tennis shoes on.

"You're in my home, or should I say our home, hubby."

He turned and jumped seeing the woman and looked around. "What do you mean?"

"Hi Hubert, I'm Janette, a pegasus. You're my new mail order groom."

"A pegasus? Disgraceful, look at you, you're a mess. Not graceful like a pegasus should be. Do you have make up, or must I use my make up kit?" He said pulling out a big black box.

"Wow, you're just what I wanted. This is a dream come true."

"Yes, yes, but enough chit chat, to the bathroom!"

"Oooh, anxious to try out your new wife?"

"I never agreed, was just going to give you a makeover, however...I do find your body attractive."

"Good enough for me, we can take a shower together."

Hubert blushed before they walked into the bathroom and started taking each other's clothes off! They then got into the shower and Hubert had his hands all over her.

"Oh yes, I've been needing this. Now jam your dick up my ass!"

"W-when we finish with your makeover!" He blushed even redder. 'I have a feeling you're gonna be insatiable.'

"Aw come on, one little feel of it won't hurt."

"No, if we have sex now, we'll be taking too long in the shower."

"Just the tip?"

"Fine."

"Yes!" she smiled. "You're the best husband!"

Hubert stuck the tip of his hard on up Janette's ass, but then she started shaking her ass! "H-h-h-h-" he moaned. "Hey! I-I said just the tip."

"Aw come oooooon." She then shook her ass even more.

"Gah~" She was making him moan a lot. "Please, I-I-I'll fuck you so hard you'll feel it tomorrow."

"I know, your profile let me know how hectic you are in the sack."

'How did she find out about that?' He thought, while scrubbing Janette behind the ears.

"Those profiles sure are good at keeping tabs on losers."

"Loser?"

"Yeah, in school, guys shunned you for being effeminate while girls shunned you for being unmanly. I don't really care, I thought you were hot and with your skills in self care would just be a big bonus because I'm trash at makeup."

"...I'm not that effeminate."

"Then try dropping the flamboyant accent."

"You got me there..."

"Yeah, so-"

"Just the tip, sex will come after I make your face beautiful."

"Ugh, fine."

After the shower, both were in towels while Hubert applied makeup and in addition, did Janette's mane.

"Wow, all these split ends is hard to look at. Didn't you ever go to a salon?"

"Who has time to go to a salon when they can just sleep in during their days off?"

"Really? I hope our kids don't adopt your lazy habits." Said Hubert.

"Ooooh~, you wanna have kids do you?" Said Janette.

"Well maybe one or two."

"Okay, I'll make sure you knock me up after the makeover is finished."

"Easy there, we don't have to rush."

"Yeah, but just letting you know..."

Then he noticed her wings. "These feathers are messy, don't you ever preen yourself?"

"No, why?"

"I bet you haven't been soaring in a straight line for a while."

"You got me there."

'My kidnapper is such a piece of work.' he thought shaking his head. "Well hold still, I'll fix that." He then grabbed a pair of tweezers, and a comb, plucking off any loose feathers, and straightening others.

"Ow!"

"Sorry about that, also sorry for later when I need to pluck your eyebrows and eyelashes."

Hours Later...

"So, what do you think?" Asked Hubert.

Janette good look at herself. "Damn, I look like a show horse, so pretty."

"That's the beauty of my skill."

Then she kissed his cheek. "I'm gonna be extra passionate with you!" Then she dragged him to the bedroom.

Meanwhile in room 306, this box was shaking and punching, trying to break free! Even angry shouting!

"Get me the hell out of here right now!"

As he struggled, a Kyuubi emerged from her bedroom. 'I hope he likes this sexy outfit.'

"Let me out!"

The Kyuubi wore a black bathrobe, showing off the G cups that were barely contained in it.

"You got it, honey!" Then with a snap of the Kyuubi's fingers, the box burst into flames and the man inside was now laying on his back.

"Ow, damn it! Mother fuck that hurt!" The man complaining had messy black hair that reached the bottom of his neck. Red eyes, a black shirt with an angry face on it. Blue ripped skinny jeans, and spiky black boots. He even had a tattoo of a king snake on his right arm.

"Oooh, you're even edgier in-person!"

"Who the hell are you?"

"I'm Yoko, your new wife."

"New wife?"

"Yep, I went to a website, made you my mail order groom and they kidnapped you so you could meet me, you sexy edgelord."

"What? I thought websites like that would be banned by the government."

"The website was actually from the dark web."

"Fuck! I'm gonna kill someone!"

"Oh yes, kill someone, prove the kids from Highschool right, that you are a psycho." she hummed with a shiver. "Show them what you're made of."

"Are you...are you getting horny?"

"I love edgelords, but my family and friends kept on telling me to not talk to them."

"Well we don't wanna talk to anyone either." He then grabbed the doorknob. "Listen lady, I have some baggage I wanna deal on my own, I'm not gonna play house with you."

"Oh, I read your files."

"Then you know to leave me alone." He then turned the doorknob. It wouldn't turn and irked him before he started tugging. "Hey, what's the big idea? Open up!"

"Nah, you're under my fox illusion, now let's talk. I wanna help you, and in doing help myself to sex later."

"How the hell are you gonna help me?"

"What? You gonna do something brash like break into the rich jerk that made everyone hate you? You need a team for stuff like that and my powers ensure I'm all the team you need."

"Huh...that's actually a good point."

"But also, please...tell me...what caused you to get framed?"

"I was just there. I just wanted to get an A on a project, but then I turned that corner and saw it..."

"So it was just a coincidence?"

"Yeah, rich brats just wanna do anything to make sure they don't get caught and kicked out."

"Well I can help with that."

"I can tell since you've already kidnapped me with the Dark Web...this location is safe, right?"

"Yes, no hackers dare come here."

"Phew."

"Anyways, I know who that rich kid is that you're talking about. I've been tailing him for months, and discovered he owns the blue mansion in the upper parts of the city. Illusion magic has it's benefits. I managed to break in, gathered the blueprints and then got supplies ready for you to kick his ass." Then she laid out all the supplies on the table.

"Wow...you've been planning all this?"

"Of course edge boy, I wanna see you kick people's asses, and a good starting point is the guy who ruined your life." she winked with the man looking at her in surprise.

"I dunno what to say..."

"How about you say that you'll be my husband?"

"...do I gotta do any chores?"

"My magic cleans this house in a second, no, just promise you'll stay with me."

"...eh what the hell."

"Yay!" Then she pounced on him!

"Ow!"

"Let's make love right here!"

Meanwhile in room 308...

'I hope he's okay with this, he's getting a free home.' Thought a regular looking girl.

'You kidding, the moment we tell him, he'll just shove his penis in our mouths.' Thought a lewd presence. 'Especially mine when he finds out how much I can suck~'

'Dammit, I thought I said shut up!'

'Really? I can't be perverted? Especially since we have a husband now? As in, free sex whenever we want?'

'Please just let me have my pure romantic fantasy and not have you lewd it for an hour?'

'Fine...I'll just do it after the hour's over.'

'Why did I have to be born with you?'

Then the box was cut open. It revealed a redheaded ginger who wore an old long brown trench coat black shirt with holes in it, and worn out blue jeans. "Huh? Where am I?"

"Uh...hey Rodney."

"Hm?" He turned and saw a normal looking girl. Long black hair, C cups, average sized ass, her face was a regular level of cute, brown eyes, dark skin, a white shirt, blue shorts. She looked very unsuspecting. "Hey, how do you know my name?"

"Hi, I'm Rina, you may not remember me, but we were in the same class in high school."

"Oh, is that so?"

"Yep, I've had a crush on you ever since, but I never got the courage to ask you out."

"Oh, I'm flattered someone actually found me attractive."

"I've hunted you down after college, but you apparently went bankrupt and disappeared."

"Yeah...let's just say I gambled away the last of my cash when I was desperate and it bit me in the butt."

"Well it's okay now, your suffering is over. After using a dark web site, you now live with me as my mail order bride."

"YEAH, now take off your pants to properly thank your savior!"

He blinked with the girl blushing.

"I-Ignore that!"

"Hey! Don't ignore this sexy voice!"

"Uh...was that you?"

"No!/Yes!"

He then raised an eyebrow.

"So...both and neither?"

"I'm what you call a Futakuchi-Onna, hot girl, with an extra mouth in the back of the head, and this is hungry for penis!"

"Dammit, shut up!" she cried slapping the back of her head.

"Ow! I wish you'd grow your hair out so I can slap you back!" Growled the other mouth.

"Sorry, I wanted to wait till about a month to tell you that I was a monster girl." She told him. "You probably don't wanna be the husband of a monster now that you know, huh?"

"What makes you say that? Not sure what that dark web site told you, but it should tell you, I'm not picky."

"R-Really?"

"Yeah. Sure I'll deny you a week of sex for kidnapping me, but I'll do this if it means I have a warm bed and food."

"Dammit!" Shouted the other mouth. "Come on, just drop the pants and let me get a taste for ya."

"Nope." Said both Rina and Rodney

Meanwhile in room 401.

"I wanna open it!" Said a bear head!

"No, let me!" Said an anaconda head! "You always open boxes!"

"Noooo!" They then started hitting each other.

"Come-on sis, just this once!"

That's when a pair of scissors cut through the tape from inside the box.

"Huh?" They watched as it slid to one side to the other, and then...the man inside started humming Pop Goes the Weasel.

Then after the humming stopped, a man wearing a happy face mask jumped out! He had blue and yellow curly hair, a blue and yellow jester outfit and a red tutu. "Booga booga booga!"

The heads of the Pushmi-Pullyu clapped.

"Thank you, thank you." He bowed. "Wait a minute..." He then saw his audience. The anaconda half of this Pushmi-Pullyu wore a bright pink tank top showing off her D cups while the bear half wore 2 shirts to conceal the true size of her chest. "...my audience is not what I'm used to."

"Uh...do you know what's going on right now?"

"No, I was bonked on the head and then I woke up in a box to hear women fighting."

"Well...uh...Ziro "the Magnificent" Henderson, I'm Mikayla." Said the Bear.

"And I'm McKenzie." Said the Anaconda.

"We're a Pushmi-Pullyu, you've probably seen our kind portrayed in storybooks and cartoons." Said Mikayla.

"Nope, I don't read." he smiled with a thumbs up.

"Well anyways, you're now our mail order groom." Said Mikayla.

"Which means we're hooked up." Added McKenzie.

"What!? Is this just a weird prank from one of my circus pals and the ring leader assigned me to show you the ropes?"

"Nope, and pretty rude of you thinking we could be in the circus." Said McKenzie.

"Sorry, it's just that I never met a monster before. My parents were pretty racist when I was growing up."

"How racist?"

"They tried to frame this one honor student for murder."

"Did your parents get caught?" Asked Mikayla

"Yeah, because Chupacabras only kill sheep, not humans."

"Now that is racist."

"Yes, so please excuse me for not having the best social skills with monsters."

"Eh, we'll help you." Said McKenzie. "But right now, you got any jokes? We could use some cheering up after the crappy week we've been having."

"Sure thing. Anything in particular?"

"Just tell us."

"Well, you asked for it." Said Ziro. "What happens when you tie a knot?"

"What?"

"You can only have sex with one person for the rest of your life. Unlike me, I got 2 to fuck for the rest of mine!" he chuckled holding his stomach with the two heads snickering. "So, apparently clowns and marriage are the scariest things ever, well, I'm a married clown, so I must be the equivalent to God-friggin-zilla!" Then he roared.

"Hahahaha!"

"Thank you, thank you, I just hope the quality of my jokes don't decline when we have kids."

Meanwhile in room 405...

The man was already out, looking around. "Where am I?" He was a short man, red hair in curly q, he had blue glasses, a blue shirt with a big white circle in the middle, black shorts and sandals. As he looked around, he saw that this apartment had one part fancy decor, one part nerdy collectable stuff. "Woah, what is this place?" He looked around, and then suddenly, a huge shadow covered his entire short being! "Whuh!?" He turned around.

"Orlando Trent, welcome to my domain!" Said a blonde woman with red eyes, in a black inky cloak.

"Y-you c-can't be what I think you are, are you?"

"Oh, but I am!"

"In that case..." He ran to the curtains and opened them! "Take that!"

"Hehehehehe...nice try, but I'm actually half human..."

"Oh...c-c-crap..." he gulped before he ran off in a random direction. "HELP! I NEED GARLIC! STAKE! SOMETHING!"

"Nice try, vampire weaknesses have no effect on Dhampires." Then she pulled out a rosary. "You see? I hold this cross, yet I'm not feeling a burning sensation."

"VAMPIRE LIES!"

"Now then, time for me to explain your purpose being here..."

"Purpose? You mean so I can become your human mind control slave and lure other humans for you to feast on?"

"No..."

"Is it to be trapped in the dungeon and forced to provide you with an endless supply of fresh blood?!"

"No."

"Is it to be your sex slave and be humiliated for all eternity?"

"You got the sex part right, but still no."

"Then what?"

Then she threw off the cloak, showing off a red short sleeve shirt, black skinny jeans and black boots.

"You're my mail order groom." She said in a normal voice.

"...you mean slave right?"

"Nope." Then she hugged his right arm. "It'll feel like slavery if that's your honest opinion on marriage."

"Oh-no, since marriage is a holy bond, then I'll gladly do it, just to keep vampires away!"

"Well what if that holy bond is with a vampire? Or at least, half a vampire?" Then she leaned on him.

"Uh...then half holy I think?"

Then she kisses his cheek. "I'll show you vampires and dhampires aren't all scary, come with me to the couch."

"S-S-Sure."

They walked to the couch and sat down.

"Bye the way, the name's Moon."

"N-N-Nice to meet you."

She then transformed into a bat. And landed on his shoulder.

"Oh god..." Then she nuzzled his cheek. "Uh...phew..." he said. 'Huh, she's actually softer than I thought bats were.'

"You like that?"

"Yeah, pretty soothing."

"So, are you a dog person?"

"Of course, I love dogs."

Then Moon jumped onto Orlando's lap and transformed into a grey wolf!

"Whoa!"

She now laid her body down on his lap.

'Hmm...' thought Orlando before scratching behind her wolf ears.

"Mmmmmh!" She hummed in pleasure. "That feels nice." She then reached up and licked his cheek.

"Ok, now that's pretty cute."

That's when she transformed back into her dhampire form, but this time, she was naked!

"Bwuh!?" He covered his eyes.

"It's okay to look, we're married now, after all." she grinned cuddling against him with her chest rubbing his arm.

He looked and he started getting very hard.

"So, what do you think of your dhampir wife?"

"I guess...not all vampires are scary."

"See? And with my power to shapeshift, we can get VERY kinky~" She said before turning into a cloud of smoke and flying into his pants.

"Woah! H-Hey!"

Then she exited and transformed back still nude. "7 inches, I scored!"

"Uh...that's the first time a girl's gotten into my pants."

"And it won't be the first time~" She then kissed his cheek.

"So what made you wanna marry a guy like me?"

"My dad kept pressuring me for marriage, and so I decided to make him shut up by taking the easy way of finding a guy and it just so happens, you're my type."

"I am?"

"Yep, that simple."

"So...is your dad the vampire?"

"Nope, my mom is, and my dad's actually scarier than her despite being human, try figuring that out when you meet them next month."

Orlando gulped at the thought, a normal human, being scarier than a vampire. "Uh, any chance I could not and say I did?"

"Nope."

"Oh boy..." he said worriedly.

Meanwhile in Room 408...

'I guess there is a benefit to being short, boxes aren't cramped.' Thought a man with a white T shirt, red pants, black sandals, an eye patch, brown left eye and blonde combed hair. 'But the big down side to being short, is that whoever FUCKING kidnapped you wraps your FUCKING body in bubble wrap!' He struggled in the stop while annoyed with each bubble he popped while bouncing against the crate. "Godammit! Lemme out!"

"Okay, but what's the magic word~" a female voice teased.

"Shazam! Now lemme out!

"You're right!"

And then instead cutting the box open whomever this lady was, shred it to pieces!

"Ah! Oh shit! Hey! Calm down lady! Sorry I was rude!"

"Don't worry, this is just how I open boxes!"

"I thought I was gonna die!" Then when the box had plenty of holes in it, the person then tore the box open. 'Why do I smell so much kelp right now?' he thought before finding himself pulled into a bone crushing hug.

"Hi Louie, my mail order groom."

"Mail order groom, are you kidding? Okay, granted, I was looking for a girlfriend, but seriously, I would've said yes since every girl just rejects me for being short." he admitted before getting a good look at the person, who was a roman with long red head, which looked wet with seaweed in it, and had the lower half of a blue furred horse that had fins on the back with no shirt on, showing off her G sized breasts.

"Whoa!"

"Oh yeah, I know about that. It's okay to say no, but to give you the Johnny Bravo treatment? That's a bit extreme."

"You know that show too?"

"Yep, it was my favorite show."

"Mine t-hold on! What the heck are you?"

"I'm a kelpie, a seaweed horse monster."

"Really? I couldn't have been kidnapped by a mermaid or siren?"

"Oh hush you. So, to make you feel better about being kidnapped, how about you feel me up for a little bit before we head to the pool?"

"...am I on one of those weird reality shows?"

"You tell me." Then she took both of his hands and put them on her chest. "If we were on a hidden camera show, this would be too hot for TV."

His eyes widened feeling the tits and gave them a brief squeeze.

"Mmmh!"

"Okay, I believe you."

"See? Told you."

"So what's a busty chick like you doing, having me as a mail order groom?"

"I'm obviously lonely."

"Okay, but why me specifically?"

"I figured we could help each other out. I won't be lonely, and you get a gal who's okay with you being short."

He grit his teeth hearing the word, short.

"So, we heading to the pool now? I need to soak my kelp."

"You gonna make a pun about me?"

"Yes, but I'll make this short."

"Dammit!"

"You're cute when you're mad."

"Ugh, let's just go, I need to cool my head from such a stressful day."

"Ok." She agreed. "And I also prepared an adorable swimsuit for you." She then pulled out a small black speedo, while drooling.

"Don't be too eager, I'm not exactly hung like a horse."

"Eh, big ones don't interest me. Sure I've had a few big ones, but man were they attached to boring guys."

"It ain't gonna do much for you if we go to bed."

"It'll be fine, we'll figure something out."

"Wow, you're sweet."

"Yep, now let's go." Then she picked him up and held him like a baby before they exited the apartment.

"Really?"

"You're just so cute."

Meanwhile in room 503...

"Finally, I thought this was never gonna show up." Said a female voice before pulling the box apart with her bare hands.

Inside was...a tall blue anthro fox?

"Huh?"

"Helloooooooo Wilfred." Said the silver furred werewolf wearing a red sweater and nothing else.

The blue fox looked at the werewolf. "Wow, that's some suit you got. Hand made?"

"Nope."

"Oh, designer made. Cool, cool." He said, standing up. "So...what was I doing in there?"

"I've had my eye on you Wilfred Wolff. You try so hard to get a girlfriend only for them to leave as soon as they learn of your furry fetish. Well, don't worry, I used an illegal website to make you my mail order groom."

"Oh, that's great...uh..."

"Pamela Dunn, the werewolf."

"Ah, your fursona is werewolf."

"Nope, I'm an actual werewolf." Then with a snap of her fingers, she reverted to a fully clothed, human.

He jumped back and looked her over while stunned. "Wait...werewolves are real?!"

"Yeah, but come-on, don't you wanna feel what it's like to have sex with an actual furry?"

"G-get away from me monster!"

"Oh, I see how it is, you're completely happy with your fursuit, but when the real thing comes along, you decide to be a hypocrite!" Said Pamela as Wilfred got the door open and ran! "Nice, a chase, I always wanted to have one of these kinds of romances." she got on all fours with her tail wagging and took off after him.

"Get back here Wilford, I wanna squeeze you between my huge thighs!"

"Help! Dog catcher!"

"That was a fun day at the park." Said Kagura.

"Yeah, I especially liked when that one kid wiped out and almost got bit by a dog." Said Damien.

"Help!" Screamed Wilford. "Werewolf attack!"

"Come-on Wilfred, you know you need me!"

"Stay away!"

"Huh, looks like I'm not the only one who ordered a mail order groom." Said Kagura.

That's when Wilfred noticed something very very convenient. "Incase of mail order groom abduction break glass?" Wilfred then broke it open and pulled out... a condom. "Seriously!?"

"Ah ha! So you came prepared~"

"Uh, hey look! A vampire!"

"I'm only half-vampire." Said Moon before she and Orlando went back to making out in the hallway.

"Wh-what is with this apartment building?" He wondered while continuing to run.

"Nice try hubby wubby, but I'm not a vampire hater like most other werewolves." she laughed while licking her lips. "Now come to momma wolf~!"

They kept running until they got to a dead end.

"Ah! No way out!"

"So, before we do it, let's talk..."

"About what?"

"Why aren't you taking this opportunity? You got a real furry ready for sex."

"Well...I've seen what real werewolves are like, and it isn't pretty!"

"Okay, we're a bit barbaric, but we're not always like that." Pamela was now pinning Wilfred to the wall.

"Then do you mind letting go?"

"Sorry, but no."

"And why not?"

"You haven't kissed the bride yet." Then she placed her lips on his costume's mask.

He blushed under it while she licked across the mask with a lustful growl.

"So, what's gonna happen tonight? You gonna take your new furry wife and make cubs or continue to run away like a hypocrite?"

"Okay, guess you're not that scary. If the other humans in this building are okay with monster love, I shouldn't chicken out on it too, and you kinda kidnapped me at a good time, my house was about to get repossessed."

"Then yay, come-on, kiss me back, I know you wanna!"

"Ok ok, let me just get my mask off." He then lifted the mask to reveal a black man with one earring on his right ear. "Hey, I must look disappointing as a person."

"Nope, furry or man, you're just perfect in my book."

"Thanks babe." Then they kissed.

Meanwhile in room 507...we see a beelzebub prying open a box.

"Whoa..."

"Muahahaha, hello Hennessey, torment awaits for I am Deathar!" She said, laughing. 'Let's see if he'll take my prank."

"Oh my god..."

"I know, y-"

That's when the man was grabbing the beelzebub's arms and measuring them. The man known as Hennessey, was a light skinned red head wearing glasses, a white polo shirt and black khakis. The beelzebub had blonde hair, tan skin, a B-cup chest, small hips and small ass.

"Remarkable." he remarked looking the arm over with awe. "This appendage is one I've encountered numerous times on my travels, only much much more tiny."

"Uh...boo?"

"The buzzing in your voice, hmm...sounds almost like the wings of a dragonfly. I need to write this down!"

'What happened?'

"What was your name again? Deathar?"

"Actually, it's Cindy, I was just trying to scare you."

"Well anyways, I need to research you, for some reason you beelzebubs just don't want us entomologists to."

"Uh...sure, go right ahead, just don't pin me on a frame."

"Don't worry, I only do that to normal insects."

'Still fucked up.'

"This fluff on your shoulders is very soft, maybe even softer than moth fur." He took note. "Can I see your teeth?"

"Of course." She then gave him her best smile.

"Hmm...does your species share teeth with katydid crickets? These look as sharp."

"I guess? I never checked."

"I might be here all day, do you perhaps have any tea?" He asked, while studying her abdomen.

"Oh yes, I'll brew some after you finish staring at my ass."

"Thank you, I'm quite parched." He said standing up.

Later after studying her body, Hennessey started asking her other questions about Cindy's biology.

"When you're born, do you spend childhood as larva and then your teen years in a chrysalis?"

"I started off as a larva, but I don't really go in a cocoon if that's what you mean."

"Oh, so you grow by molting your skin?"

"Yeah, you can show off my carapace to the scientific community the next time I have to molt."

"Thank you!" He said while taking notes. "Final questions. How long is a Beelzebub gestation period? Is it as long as a regular insect's? Just a day or 2? I assume you all lay eggs, if so, how long does it take for the eggs to hatch?"

"It varies depending on how warm it is outside."

"Ah, warmth, not water like mosquitoes like I was thinking." He said while writing.

"Well of course not like mosquitos, we don't have those huge noses."

"That you don't." He said before finishing his tea. "Okay, this was very insightful, I can't wait to show off my findings."

"Wait, just a moment!" Said Cindy, grabbing Hennessey's arm. "You do realize you were kidnapped right?"

"Oh right, I was in a crate...so what now? Do I die here?"

"No, you're my mail order groom."

"Oooooooh."

"Which means you're gonna get first hand look at what our eggs are gonna look like~"

"Wait, before we fuck..." He then turned on video chat on his phone. "Hello? Mom?"

"Hi Hennessey."

"FUCK YOU MOM! SEE?! I AM ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH TO BE KIDNAPPED AND FORCED INTO MARRIAGE!" He then showed Cindy to his mom.

"...are you some cosplayer he hired just to try and prove me wrong?"

"No ma'am, here's my receipt. I ordered a kidnapping on him, and now he's my husband."

"If he really is, then why don't you fuck raw infront of me?"

"Okay." Then she grabbed one of Hennessey's hands and led them to the bedroom.

2 hours later...

Both were exhausted...

"You see mom? Now you're gonna be a grandma!"

"Okay, guess you were right...enjoy your new wife, love you."

"Fuck you." Then he hung up. "God I've wanted to say that for years. So, um...what are we gonna name the kids? Oh, forgot to ask, how many eggs do you beelzebubs normally lay?"

"Uh...about a few hundred."

"Oh, so like a regular insect."

"You're pretty calm...most guys would start running."

"Whatever website you used to capture me, you'll obviously catch me again. So I may as well just let things happen." Then he kissed her cheek.

Meanwhile in the building manager's apartment...

"Man things have been boring, I should do something to make things interesting." Said an old aging goblin wearing a white tank top and brown pants. "Oh, I know..."

(Later)

All 10 couples were gathered in the basement.

"Welcome every...who are these 10 new guys?" Asked the building manager.

"Mail order grooms." The 10 monster brides replied.

"Whatever, anyways, welcome to movie night, I felt like the morale was lacking in this building, so hope you don't mind having a free date night, on me." He said. "Popcorn and soda are back there, my ass will be over there next to the projector, please enjoy the movie I picked out for you."

"Sweet!"

The movie started and it was a saucy romance movie, all the scenes getting the audience hot and bothered.

"Whoa..." said Damien as he looked down and noticed Kagura had her hand in his pants.

"Please letme do this."

"S-sure thing..."

"Hey Lando...can I...?"

"I'm sure nobody will notice you, Lana."

"Good!"

Leading to the couple's getting hot and bothered. They looked to the old goblin who was sleeping.

"Who's up for an orgy?" Asked Moon.

They all nodded and started taking their clothes off, leading to a whole lot of noise that surprisingly didn't wake the old goblin.