List of oneshots part 4
chapter 6
Cynthia gets her own start on pokemon
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"Please daddy?"
"No Cynthia."
"Unfair! How come you and uncle Trahzo get to have Pokemon?"
"Because we have experience with them, you can too, but only after you win at Black and White 2."
"But I already traveled through real life Unova with Mommy!" Then she turned and pouted. She then watched as Trahzo laid on the couch, cuddling a Midday Lycanroc. "It's not fair."
"Why is Cynthia whining?" Asked Marisa as she entered the room.
"After years of not being interested, she just suddenly wants a Pokemon."
"Well that sounds nice."
"And daddy won't let me have one!"
"Why not?" Asked Marisa.
"Yeah, not like the Pokemon will hurt me!"
"That's what I've been saying." Trahzo called over.
"Besides, not like I wanna battle, I just wanna cuddle like a pet."
"Because in order to have pokemon, you must be at least 10 years old. And I have no idea if you're at that age or not, your origin chapter wasn't clear."
"Then I'll just transform into a 10 year old when I travel in the Pokemon Universe!"
"Ok you got me there."
"So, you gonna let her become a Pokemon Trainer now?" Asked Trahzo as all 3 started making puppy dog eyes.
"Mmmm...nah."
"Oh you dick. Guess that's the end of this story." Said Trahzo. "Hey! Me, writer me, tell writer Yui that the story's cancelled."
"Oh come now, you should know that's just me being a smart ass."
"So does that mean...?"
"Yes, you can have a Pokemon."
"Ya-"
"You'll get it tomorrow."
"What? Why?"
"The 3 of us gotta get things ready, getting your first ever Pokemon is supposed to be a very special moment." Then Yui grabbed Marisa and Trahzo then ran off!
"...meanie."
The next day Cynthia finds her way to the Pokemon Universe and has been walking for a few hours.
"Stupid coordinates in the middle of nowhere, I'm never gonna find this lab-" Then she hit her face on a building's wall! It flattened before she pulled back and shook her head before it went back to normal. "Nevermind."
She entered the front door and there was a brief darkness until a spotlight fell on Trahzo wearing a lab coat and a rainbow wig. "Trahzo?"
"Nooooo, I'm Professor Grapes."
"Grapes grow on vines."
"Professor Watermelon."
"Those grow on vines too."
"Professor Tomato."
"Again, vines."
"Look, I'm trying to help make this more authentic by going with a plant since all professors are named that way."
"Fine..."
Then 2 more spotlights appeared. One on her, then another on her parents, who were recording on a camera.
"What are you two doing?"
"Being embarrassing parents." Said Marisa.
"But the only people here are us."
"Then who am I?" Asked a dark skinned girl with pink hair, a blue tank top, white shorts, black sandals and blue eyes.
"Ah!" All 4 gasped.
"Where did you come from?" Asked Trahzo.
"Hello, I'm Lormapla, I wanna be a trainer too, are you a real professor? Or do I need to call the cops for fraud?"
"I-"
"Am a real professor." piped up Yui. "He's just nervous about meeting new faces, especially after his traumatic event of losing his first ever battle against a shiny Magikarp."
"Aww, it's okay, you'll get the next one." Said the random kid.
'Awesome save, daddy.'
"Now children, if you'd please walk over to this table. I'm not a traditional professor, so I made do with what I could breed and train to level 5 in the few hours I was given to prepare."
"So no Grass, Fire and Water?" Asked Cynthia.
"Nope, but trust me, you'll like these." Then he let out 3 Pokemon. "Which will it be? The Puppet Pokemon: Shuppet, The Calm Pokemon: Hatenna, or the Wrestling Pokemon: Hawlucha?"
"Oh oh! Hawlucha for me!" spoke the random kid.
"Excellent choice Lormapla, Cynthia? Do you have an idea for a partner yet?"
"Yep, Shuppet."
"Another excellent choice." Said Trahzo.
He handed them their Pokemon and then the random kid ran out of there with a simple. "Thank you."
"Wait, you forgot your Pokede-she's gone."
"Don't worry, she'll realize she messed up when she forgets what pokemon she doesn't have." remarked Yui.
"Uh...here's your pokedex, Cynthia."
"Thank you Trahzo for the Pokemon and Dex. Thank you mommy, thank you daddy for letting me have a Pokemon, for this, I'll pay you back by being extra passionate in bed tonight."
"Don't worry, I'll make sure to take your little butt when you discover a daycare."
"No thanks, I'd rather not touch anyone in Yui's family, especially Yui." Trahzo replied.
"Hey!"
"Don't flatter yourself, I meant mommy and daddy."
"That's my girl."
"Have you planned out a nickname for your Shuppet?" Asked Marisa.
"Mmmm...Cloaky?"
Then Shuppet nuzzled her.
"Cloaky it is then." Said Yui.
Then she started heading out. "Bye everyone, me and Cloaky are gonna play around in this universe for a while."
"Ah, they grow up so fast." Said Yui wiping a tear off.
"So what do we do now?" Asked Trahzo.
"I already introduced you to Yugioh, wanna try your hand at Bakugan?"
"You're on."
Then they exited the lab.
"Now, before we leave, gotta destroy the evidence of being a false research lab." Then Trahzo pressed a button on a remote and blew up the building behind them.
"You do know you could have just used a Voltorb right? Blowing up is literally what they do all their lives."
"Yeah, but there's no style to it." Then all 3 walked through a portal.
Back to Cynthia and Cloaky, who were playing tag.
"Tag!" But she missed as her hand phased through Cloaky's body.
Cloaky smirked and flew away and went through some trees.
Cynthia melted into a shapeless form and pursued. A while later Cloaky wondered where Cynthia went until suddenly a tree she passed by shaped into Cynthia and she managed to tag her. "Got ya! You're it!"
She and Cloaky chuckled as they continued chasing each other. Eventually, we see them sharing snacks.
"Cloaky, say ah."
"Ah."
She then fed Shuppet the gummy. 'Hmm...should Pokemon even be eating candy?' she wondered while Shuppet hummed with joy. 'I hope it's not like chocolate with dogs.' "How do you like it Cloaky?" Then she realized. 'Oh wait, she's a ghost type, she'll be fine.'
Cloaky then showed more affection by licking Cynthia's cheek.
"Aw." smiled Cynthia before hugging the pokemon against her. "I love you Cloaky."
"Shup!"
"And I'm sure you'll love mommy and daddy as well." She giggled with a pervy grin.
Shuppet looked at her with a questioning face.
"They're really fun. They showed me all sorts of great stuff to do." Then slimy tendrils emerged from her back and started rubbing all over Cloaky making her blush. "You'll be very loved since you're family now." Then all of a sudden Cynthia let go. "Alright, ready to play some more?"
Cloaky nodded.
"Alright, hide and seek. You hide and I'll count to 10."
The Shuppet nodded and floated away as Cynthia covered her eyes and started counting.
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7..." Cloaky found a hiding spot. "...8, 9, 10. Ready or not, here I come."
Cloaky was hiding in a bush next to the entrance to a forest. This was going to be an easy game because Cloaky got a little horny when Cynthia touched her everywhere. So some juices dripped when she went to hide.
"Oh Cloaky, where are you~?" She saw the trail and followed it to a bush. "Oh Cloaky~" Cynthia swiftly zipped around and grabbed Cloaky. "Found you!" She said, giving Cloaky kisses on the cheeks. "Now it's your turn." 'Huh, it's really fun having a Pokemon, I've been missing out!'
"Shup Shuppet." Cloaky was now counting as Cynthia hid this time. She then hid in a hole in the ground, only to be kicked out by a now annoyed Dugtrio.
"Sorry."
"Dugtrio!" it cried out with all three heads glaring at her before ducking back under.
She then jumped into the trees and pretended she was honey on bark.
"Shuuuup?" Cloaky called.
'Hee hee hee...' that's when a Heracross appeared and started licking what it thought was honey on tree bark. Heracross's tongue tickled her. 'M-must...h-hold in...all m-my l-laughing!'
"Shuppet?"
It was too much and she just fell off the tree laughing.
"Shup?"
"Aw man, you found me!"
Then Cynthia and Shuppet hugged, but then saw the sun setting...
"Aww, guess ae gotta go home now." She opened a portal and then both walked through it.
Later that night after an intense 4-way to welcome Cloaky to the family, we see the family all panting.
"So how was your first time with a Pokemon?" Asked Yui.
"Owning one or sex with one?"
"Both."
"Awesome daddy! I never knew Pokemon were such a good fuck."
"Oh you have no idea sweetie. With pokemon, you can be sure you can fuck any of them if you try hard enough."
"Can I go home now?" Asked Trahzo, who was recording.
"No, now let's get a video of you with the horny Rhydon."
"Please do not, I'll get crushed."
"Be lucky you're doing it with a female."
"I thought you said male?" blinked Marisa.
"Shhh! He wasn't supposed to know yet." whispered Yui.
"Don't make me nuke this house." Said Trahzo, holding a detonator.
The next day we see Cynthia and Cloaky playing some more.
"Can't catch m-" then she heard crying. "Huh?"
"Shuppet?"
They followed the sobbing and saw the little girl from yesterday.
"Lormapla?"
"Cynthia?"
"What's wrong? Where's your Hawlucha?"
"We were walking through that dark forest, then this huge Pokemon attacked! We got separated, he's in that dark forest all alone! Probably gonna die!"
"Hmmm, well, maybe me and Cloaky could try and find him."
"You'd do that for me? Thank you Cynthia!" Then she hugged her.
"No problem. Come on Cloaky!"
"Shup!"
"I'll lead the way."
And so the three went into the woods. They walked across a log over a gap, they tiptoed past a sleeping Ursaring, they waded through swampy water, and then crawled through some bushes.
"We're almost there." Said Lormapla, but that's when a flock of 3 wild Murkrow attacked them!
"Uh oh, ready for a battle Cloaky?"
"Shup shup!"
"Now...let's see this note Uncle Trahzo gave me this morning."
The note read: "Dear Cynthia, if you thought I would stop at breeding a Pokemon, you're wrong, I gave your Shuppet some awesome moves, enjoy bringing the chaos with Shadow Sneak, Gunk Shot, Thunder and Double-Edge!
From, Trahzo."
"Alright Cloaky, use Thunder!"
"SHUUUP!" Then thunder rained down, striking all the Murkrows! All of them cried out before dropping down with swirls in their eyes.
"Whoa! Your Shuppet already knows some awesome moves?"
"Yep, thank the professor."
"My Hawlucha has some cool moves too, but we weren't experienced enough to take on the scary Pokemon up ahead."
"Well don't worry, leave everything to me and Cloaky."
"Yeah, and I'll heal up Cloaky, I got plenty of potions and Oran Berries." Then they continued forward.
A horde of 5 Impidimps charged at them but then they all got blown away!
"Use Gunk Shot!"
"Shuppet!" Filthy garbage spewed from Cloaky's mouth, burying the horde in it!
"Good job!"
Then they forged ahead until they found themselves at a gap.
"Hawlucha and the huge Pokemon I ran from is right across from here, if only we had a flying Pokemon." Said Lormapla.
"It's cool, unlike you, I have superpowers." Then Cynthia stretched her entire body across. Forming a bridge for Lormapla.
"Woah!" She then walked across Cynthia who also got a look at Lormapla's panties.
"Wow, Meowths?"
"Perv!" She squealed before covering her skirt.
They eventually made it and found Hawlucha on the ground.
"Hawlucha!" She cried before running over. "Are you okay?"
"Lucha..."
That's when a loud roar was heard!
"Zaza zari Zaaaa!"
"There it is!"
It was a Regirock!
"Wow!"
"Zaaaa!" Then it started charging Zap Cannon!
"Shadow Sneak!"
Cloaky zipped through the shadows, getting behind Regirock and striking it! This just made the pokemon angry before turning and blasted Cloaky.
"Cloaky, vanish!"
Cloaky's ghost type powers allowed her to vanish, dodging the Zap Cannon! Then Cloaky reappeared soon after.
"Great job!"
"Shu-" Regirock tried Hammer Arm, but it just phased through.
"What?"
"Ghost type Pokemon are immune to Fighting type moves." Said Lormapla.
"Which means Cloaky has the advantage."
"Are you crazy? That's a legendary!"
'Legend-oh right, daddy told me about those, they're apparently this world's equivalent to gods.' she thought with a pout. "That's unfair."
Regirock then used Stone Edge! Firing off jagged pointed rocks at Cloaky!
"Shadow Sneak!"
Cloaky zipped past the rocks and then struck Regirock again!
"Thunder!"
"SHUUUUUUU!"
The Thunder struck Regirock, and what luck, Regirock got paralyzed!
"ZAAAAA!"
"It can't move! Let's make a break for it!" Said Lormapla!
Cloaky and Cynthia followed her as they ran with Hawlucha.
Later...
"Thank you Cynthia, I dunno how I could possibly repay you."
"Money sounds good."
"Well, I don't have much, but here have this star piece I found, I heard I can sell these for some good money."
"Oh! Even better." She happily put the Star Piece in her pocket.
"Well, thanks for the help, me and Hawlucha have trained long enough, we're about head out to battle and prove we're the best! Bye!" Then they left.
"You know Cloaky, that was actually very fun, battling Pokemon, going on an adventure, I think we should do it, I think we should become for real trainers!"
"Shup Shuppet!"
That's when a portal opened up.
"We were wondering how long it would take before you declared going on a journey." Said Trahzo as he and Yui stepped out of the portal.
"Congrats sweetie! Here's your pokedex." Yui then handed her a Pokedex.
"Thanks daddy."
"And here's a backpack full of stuff you're gonna need. Traveling on foot throughout an entire region is long and does a number on you, and we should know." Said Trahzo.
"That's why it's best to steal someone's bike." smiled Yui with a thumbs up.
"Ah, the one time you allowed me to kill an innocent." Trahzo smiled.
"I still regret letting you." remarked Yui. "You did it without any fun or flare. Just stabbed them and that was it. So...every day."
"Shouldn't we be seeing her off?" Asked Marisa as she stepped out of the portal.
"Mommy!"
"Hey sweetie, ready to spend about a month traveling from home?"
"Yeah, because I have my partner Cloaky with me!"
"Shup Shup!"
"Alright, see you in a few months!" Then she and Cloaky started walking down a path.
All 3 waved as she walked away.
"Alright, now that she's gone, what's a Digimon?" Asked Trahzo.