List of oneshots part 4

chapter 10

Essentially a fun little crack fic, and something every fan of Lincoln thinks when it comes to these kind of stories.

Series: Loud House

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Lincoln was growling as he looked down at his sisters, in the living room and watching TV, while he stamped down the stairs and inhaled before: "HEY!"

All of them turned to him, confused, while noticing how he looked annoyed.

"I've got a few things to make clear to all of you so listen up! I'm not gonna repeat myself!"

"Lincoln, what's your deal?" frowned Lori in annoyance before he walked over and grabbed her phone before tossing it out the window. "Lincoln!"

"QUIET!" he yelled out in her face, making her reel back as he pointed at her. "I'm talking! Not you!"

Lori gulped seeing her brother's firm expression before he turned to the others.

"As the only boy with nothing but sisters, and the fact I've had to deal with a lot of bullshit-"

"Yo dude, ease up on the language." spoke Luna, only for Lincoln to glare at her, which shut her up.

"I have a reason to curse, besides, there's gonna be some changes. From now on, I call the shots."

That made the sisters look at each other before Lola burst out laughing, irking Lincoln.

"T-T-That's a good one ahahahah!"

"I'm not joking. I've hit my limit! All the stress, insane antics, and being stuffed into a god damn squirrel suit!" he turned to Lynn who flinched and walked up to her. "You know how hot it gets in there?"

"Uh, n-"

"It gets so hot my balls were flooded!" he yelled while grabbing at his crotch making his sisters gasp and blush.

"Easy there bro, no need to be HARD on us." chuckled Luan before he covered her mouth and shook his head.

"Luan, you make one crack like that, and I'll be putting that loud mouth of yours to good use early. Don't think I won't, especially with what I'm packing." he smirked before moving over to Lola and picked her up by her arms and frowned. "So, you think this is a joke?"

"Uh, duh." she remarked with an unimpressed expression, only for Lincoln to smirk and let out a chuckle.

"By the time I'm done with you, you won't be acting so smug."

"Elder brother, I believe your current attitude is-"

"Lisa, don't speak right now." he dropped Lola on her ass and pointed at them all. "Right now, I'M in charge! I'm gonna be showing you all what this kid's packing."

"What do you mean bro?" asked Lana, only for them to see him grabbing at his zipper and pull it down, making Lori gasp.

"Lincoln! What the actual h….." she stopped right there when they all saw something flop out and hit the floor, making all their mouths drop, with Lily dropping her pacifier out of her mouth.

"Damn…." Lynn looked up and down.

"Wow! I didn't know you had a pet python!" beamed Lana.

"It's ...bigger than I had theorized." muttered Lisa.

"Wow, I had no idea Lincoln had a third leg." gasped Leni.

"Damn dude." Luna let out, drooling a little.

"It looks like it belongs on a beast of the night." muttered Lucy with her panties getting moist.

"Guess there's not a snake in his boot, but his pants." smiled Luan.

"How did you hide that?!" Lola let out in a scream, both terrified and aroused.

"Lots of practice, and this bad boy is gonna make you all my personal bitches." he smirked. "Except for Lily, she'll get it when she's older. Then when I'm done with all you, I'll use it on your friends, their moms, and give every girl in town a taste of my Lincoln log."

"..." Lori looked at him while noting the size difference between him and Bobbie ...and suddenly felt hungry.

"Alright you sluts, line up and strip."

"I ...best be putting Lily to bed." Lisa got up and grabbed her sister while trying not to stare as she rushed upstairs.

"You can get last dibs on it!" he called out while waving it at the girls with a cheeky grin. "So, who's first?"

"Me!" cried out his sisters all at once while rushing to take the clothes off.

(Later)

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh fuck me bro! Do it!" screamed Luna upstairs with Lincoln giving her the pounding of her life and shaking the whole house while Rita and Lynn Sr heard it all while trying to sleep.

"Honey?"

"Yes Lynn?"

"What did we do wrong?"

"I think it was when we let Lincoln see what porn was."

"...you think they'll stop?"

"I hope so, I really do." sighed Rita as the banging came to a stop with it going quiet. "Phew, sounds like they're done."

"Thank god." Lynn Sr rubbed his head. "I started getting a headache after he fucked Leni. Our daughters are natural screamers."

"Maybe we could take them somewhere to try and forget this ever happened. I know I would." muttered Rita.

"Mom! Get your thicc ass up here! I'm gonna show dad how to really handle a booty that big!" called Lincoln, making Rita blush and Lynn Sr go wide eyed before sighing and looked at her.

"You know he'll just come in here and fuck you here if you don't go up there."

"I know, but I'm kinda hoping he does." she muttered before getting out of bed and headed out of the room with her fine ass jiggling. 'Wonder if he'll want a bj from now on.'

Lynn Sr stared at the fine ass and sighed before looking down at the tent under the sheets. "I'm both proud, and sad."

"Oh god Lincoln! It's so big!"

"So is your fat ass! Oh fuck yeah! Shake those tatas!"

"And now just sad."