List of Oneshots part 4

by yugiohfan163

Requests are not guaranteed to be done. If they get done, they get done. Don't go expecting any ideas done at the drop of a hat or expect any promises. No ones making any money off these, which means we're not obligated to rush on certain ideas.

13. Chapter 13

List of oneshots part 4

chapter 13

A man ends up into several well known horror movies, but said movies have a slight change to them.

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"I wonder if this is the place?" Wondered a man as he looked up at an old theater. It looked like it was coming apart with paint peeling off, the sign being crooked, and numerous weeds growing up through the sidewalk. "Geez, no wonder Artie said he needed to upgrade." he walked towards the front door and carefully pushed it, only for it to fall back and kick up some dust. "This whole place looks like it could come down just by sneezing."

"Well, you're not wrong." Chuckled an old man as he stepped out of the theater. "I can't tell you how many times I nearly hit my head over some of the loose floorboards."

"I can imagine. So, what can I do you for Artie, why did you call me down here?"

"Simple, because I need your help with some slight tuning up."

"Um, sure, you mean like fixing this place up? Wouldn't it be easier to hire a contractor?" Asked the man looking around. "Or a demolition expert?"

"Oh, I know, but I want to see if I could try to fix this place up just the two of us, plus I was hoping you could help me by testing the new projector I got."

"Wait, you went and got a new projector, but didn't hire someone to clean up the place a little?"

"Well, it's less like I bought it and more like the insurance I had on the old ones paid for it when they caught fire."

The man shook his head and followed the old man inside while noting the mess all around from old wrappers, tickets, popcorn containers, the works. "Geez Artie, don't you have any staff that can keep this place clean?"

"Nope, haven't had one in the last seven years or so."

"Uh… you might want to fix that later."

"Can't do that. Don't got anymore money left."

"Wait, then how are you going to fix up your theater?"

The old man let out a chuckle which slowly escalated into a high pitched laughter as he seemed to jump up and down, making the other man stop and feel creeped out.

"Uh, Artie?"

"Oh it's gonna be big! My brand new projector is the thing that's gonna bring this old place back to what it use to be. Back to the days when you actually saw people come out and watch movies, instead of stay inside their homes all day."

"Uh-huh… that sounds great Artie…" Said the man carefully. 'Poor guy's gone senile, I might as well stick around and entertain him and watch a movie or two.'

"Once you check out how clear and close the pictures are, it'll feel like you're right inside there!" He said as he led the man to one of the theaters. "It can even play multiple films in a role without having to change out the tapes!"

"I'm sure it'll work great." Spoke the man with a forced smile. 'Why would that be an important feature, no one wants to sit through multiple movies, that would take too long!'

"Here we are." Artie smiled as they stopped in front of a row of chairs in front of a screen, all of which looked just as worn down as everything else.

"So… you just want me to watch some movies?"

"Yep! Do you want some popcorn? I think I have some kernels that haven't expired yet."

"Uh, I think I'll be ok without a snack." He said as he sat down in a chair that looked less disgusting than the others. "So, will you watch with me o-"

"Oh no, I'm too busy, I have to leave the state for a few days, a few men who I borrowed money from to keep this place open are after me."

"Wait...say what?"

"Yep, so have fun!"

"Wait, you can't just leave me alone here! What about fixing the place up?!"

"Don't worry, I have a plan to get the money, just watch the movies!"

"Bu-"

"See you in 72 hours!"

"Uh….and he's gone." Muttered the man seeing Artie bolt away making him sigh and facepalm. 'I can't believe this. Well, nothing really worth worrying about. I'll just stick around, watch a movie or two depending what's on, and just slip out. No way am I getting my legs broken if some guys show up.' He thought as the projector began to start up. 'Huh, it must have been programmed to start automatically.'

He got comfy in the chair and saw the lion roaring through the title card pop up, but it was in black and white. 'Oh come on, is this an old movie?' He let out a groan as he got comfortable. 'I hope it's not too cheesy or I'm gonna fall asleep.'

Unknown to him though a pink energy began to surround the projector. Said energy looked misty and let out a low howling sound as it went into the machine, making a spark go off, but it didn't stop the machine.

'I wonder what kind of movie this is, is it a comedy, drama, action, or maybe horror?' Wondered the man before he saw the scene show off a black and white scene, and a foreboding castle with lightning strikes flashing by. 'Ah, ok, it looks like an old monster movie.'

As he looked, the scene went on to show a mad scientist rubbing his hands together while a hunchbacked man was nearby, a covered slab table in between them and hooked up with cables. "Wait, is this Frankenstein? Wow, I haven't seen that since I was a kid."

"Do it Igor, bring her to life!" Called the actor on screen.

"Yes master." Drawled Igor with a lisp before going over to a lever and pulled it, causing electricity to flow through the cables as the scientist cackled with glee.

'She? Oh, this must be the bride of frankenstein.' He thought before the screen began to turn pink. He blinked and rubbed his eyes and saw the screen didn't seem to go back to normal. "What the...ok, either my eyes are going bad, or the projector is." He said as he shook his head. 'Whatever, let's just enjoy the movie.'

"She's alive, she's alive, SHE'S ALIVE!"

'Definitely the bride of Frankens-what the hell?!' The man thought, seeing the screen glowing more pink and swore he felt a chill go up his spine, along with seeing a fog going across the floor. "I-Is this the new features that Artie was talking about?"

On the screen the figure under the cloak sat up before it fell down, revealing the Bride of Frankenstein as you would expect, but the man himself felt like his vision of the screen was growing closer to it, even though he wasn't moving. 'What is going on?!' He tried to get up only finding himself unable to move.

"Tell me my dear, do you know where you are?"

"Ugh...I...no know…."

The man grunted as he tried to move from his chair, but it felt like he was wedged there and went wide eyed, swearing the screen was getting closer and closer. "No, no, noooooo!" He cried as he closed his eyes in fear. He felt like he went flying through the air, and then the sensation of going through something slick, then yelped when he felt himself land facedown on a hard floor.

"Ow….." he groaned as he began to pick himself up. "Ugh, what happened?"

"Hey, what are you doing in my lab?"

"Huh? Lab? What are you talking….about?" He asked as he looked up only to pale. He saw the scientist, Igor, and the bride herself looking at him. He looked around in horror, seeing that everything was in balck in white, just like the movie he had been watching. "Wha-What is going on?!"

"Igor, restrain this trespasser!"

"Yes master." Spoke the man moving over before grabbing the normal man and managing to easily keep his arms restrained, even though he was shorter than the trespasser.

"Hey, let go of me!"

"Now then, explain yourself trespasser, have you come to steal my creation?!"

"No! I don't even know how I got here!" He spoke while looking around. "Oh god, am I in some weird delusional dream from a gas leak? "

"No, you are in castle Frankenstein!" Called the mad scientist as the man groaned. "And who are you?"

"The names Todd, but it's not like it matters. I'll wake up as soon as I hit my head or just hurt myself. Well, nice seeing you crazy." He stuck his tongue out and bit down, hard, only to cry out in pain and jumped up and down from it, which also caused the Bride to let out her own scream of both fear and confusion.

"AAAAHHHHHH!"

"AAAAHHHHHH!"

"Stop screaming!" Frowned the scientist before slapping Todd, making him reel back and go wide eyed at the extra pain and saw he was still there. "You're scaring my creation you fool."

"T-This is real?!" He muttered while the bride kept on screaming with the scientist trying to calm her down. "Oh god….this can't be real."

"You idiot, you freaked her out, calm her down, now!"

"Me? But you made her!"

"Yes, and you upset her, now calm her down!" The scientist cried before the monster let out one last scream and tore one of her arms free.

"Woah!" Todd went wide eyed and felt himself get sick, but seeing the scientist look furious made him gulp and slowly move over to the woman. "Uh, hey...you. Uh…"

"AAAAHHHH!" She cried as she waved her arms around.

"Now calm down, I….I'm sorry for yelling like that." He spoke with his hands up in front of him. "I'm not gonna hurt you, honest."

"Good, now give her a hug, she might not understand works yet!"

"What? But she's...she's….not all that dressed."

"Do it or I'll harvest you for spare organs!"

'Shit!' he paled and gulped before moving closer to the bride and ducked from the waving arm before quickly hugging her. "Um, there there? It's alright?" He said nervously as she began to calm down. 'Please don't let her freak out even more, I'm already trying to keep from having my own panic attack!'

"AAHhhhhh...ahhhh….ah?" She began to calm down and looked at Todd with confusion while she stopped waving her arm around.

'Oh thank god, it worked!' he thought as he let out a sigh of relief. "There, ya happy now?"

"Yes, now explain yourself intruder!"

"Well….ya see it's actually a funny story." He said nervously. Just then he began to feel a strange tug on his gut. He looked down while letting go of the bride and stepped back. "Ok, that can't be good."

"What do you mean?" He asked before the man who was dragged into the movie began to float into the air. "W...What in the world is going on?! Is...Is this some kind of black magic?!"

"I don't know!" He cried before he suddenly disappeared.

Frankenstein, Igor, and the Bride, all stared at the spot, confused, shocked, horrified, and completely silent.

"What… what was that master?!"

"I...I don't know!"

"Ah….AHHHHHH!" The monster cried out, distressed about her new friend suddenly disappearing.

(Meanwhile)

"AHHHHH!" screamed Todd, finding everything around him going by in a crazy blur of numerous colors with a strong wind hitting him. "WHAT'S HAPPENING, WHAT'S GOING ON?!"

The next thing he knew, he went falling on the ground, dirt to be exact, in the middle of a dark forest, making him grunt from the sudden stop and groaned from the landing. "Ugh…. what is happening, did Artie drug me or something?"

He pushed himself up and rubbed his face before looking around the forest, noting it was night time. 'How the hell did I get here? Well, at least things are in color again.' He dusted himself off and started walking. "Wonder if I wound up outside somehow. Weird, I thought the woods around the place were dead."

"AROOOOOOOO!"

'Oh great, there's wolves in the forest, just my luck.' He thought with a shiver and ran over near a tree for cover. 'Ok Todd, keep it together. You're in a random forest, at night, with no one else around. Not to mention I don't even know if I'm back in town or not.' He looked around before steadying his resolve. "HELLO? Is anyone out there?" He called out loudly.

He got silence which unnerved him before he heard the sound of leaves crunching making him turn his head and gulp. "H-Hello? Is there someone there?"

He got what sounded like chuckling in response followed by more crunching by the sound of footsteps that moved by quickly which made him get goosebumps. 'J-Just stay calm Todd, someone is here to help, unlike last time with the monster….wait.' Todd thought as he began to have a horrifying idea. 'This… this isn't another movie, right?'

He heard the footsteps coming closer which made him start to back up and look around on high alert.

"L-Look! I don't want any trouble! I just wanna go home!"

"That's going to be a problem~" Chuckled a strong voice as shivers went down his spine. "You showed up in my neck of the woods, without permission, and we can't have that now can we~"

"I-I didn't do it on purpose, I swear!" He cried out desperately. He heard a low chuckle behind him and whirled around while seeing a shadow through the trees. "I'll leave right now! I won't cause any trouble!"

"Well there's your problem, I WANT to cause trouble~"

Todd gulped before turning and started running away in a random direction. 'Nope nope nope nope!'

"Yes, I love a good chase~" Laughed the voice as he heard the figure chasing after him. "You might have bigger legs, but I always get what I want~"

'Nononono!' He thought in fear as he tried to run as fast as he could. 'Why did I skip gym in school?!'

The figure laughed more as Todd ran over rocks and stumps, stumbling a little and feeling close to having a heart attack.

"I don't taste good! I heard deer is better!"

"I know for a fact it isn't!"

'Oh no!' He thought, only to trip and fall down, his head hitting the side of a rock and crying out. "FUCK!"

"Ha, got you now!" Laughed the voice before he felt something heavy land on his back, making him groan in pain. "Now then, are you ready to pay the ultimate price for trespassing?!"

"Please, I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!" Todd let out in panic.

"Die? Oh please, killing you would be too easy~" They chuckled while he felt two hands grab at his face and feel it up from their position. "I was thinking of something else."

"W-What?" he asked, getting a bad feeling. "What do you mean?"

"I was thinking I could keep you alive and have some fun~" She chuckled with a low growl. "After that? Well, who knows, I am always hungry after having fun~"

'Shit!' he thought before he tried to scramble away. 'I don't wanna die!'

"Hey, stop that!" They spoke before he felt small arms wrap around his neck and squeeze, making him cough and try to pry them off. "We can either do this my way, or the hard way, which is the way that leaves you completely breathless."

"So either die or still die?! What kind of option is that?" he choked out.

"At the very least the first option lets you get to have fun one last time, not a bad deal if I do say so myself." They chuckled before flipping him over so he could see the person who wanted to kill him. "So what's it gonna be?"

"Uh…..Lucky?" He muttered, caught off guard and saying the first thing that came to mind since he was looking up at what was a literal leprechaun, green jacket, hat, stripes socks and shoes, but instead of just red hair, they also had a noticeable chest, showing it was a girl.

"W-What?" She blushed, not expecting that kind of response. "Are ya trying to sweet talk me to get out of this?"

"No, I uh…. I just didn't know that a leprechaun could be so cute." He said as her face turned as red as her hair. 'Wow, I was expecting something way more scarier.'

"S-Shut up, you're supposed to be terrified right now!" She said as she shook her head. "I'm not like one of those loose women boys your age meet all the time, I'm not even mortal. I'm a real as deal leprechaun."

"Um, ok….congrats?" He said in confusion.

"Yeah, I'm a big deal! I even have my own pot of gold!"

"Oh…..so if I catch you I get it?"

"Ah, I've had humans try that, and you know what happened to them?" She grinned darkly.

"Uh… they got rich?"

"I killed them, I killed them all! I did it slowly so everyone would know not to take my gold!" She laughed out loud sadistically making him gulp. "After all, it's not nice to take a leprechaun's gold."

"Y-Yeah, I guess it isn't…" he said nervously. 'Suddenly I'm scared again.'

"So if you were hoping to get my gold THAT easily, I'm afraid I'll have to take care of you like all the others." She chuckled darkly. "The only question is do I kill you the normal way, or the fun magical way?"

"Or, or, or….there's another option." he spoke up quickly.

"Oh? And what would that be?"

"Uh….look! Gold watch!" he cried pointing behind her.

"Huh? WHERE?!" she cried as she turned around as the man began to suddenly float.

'Wait, what's happening? Wait, am I disappearing again like last time?' He thought before the leprechaun turned and looked up.

"Hey! You were trying to trick me! Now you're gonna get it!" She cried, only for Todd to suddenly disappear. She growled and let out an angry cry out to the sky while shaking her fists.

(Meanwhile)

"Ah!" Cried Todd as he suddenly appeared in a cabin. He looked around wildly with wide eyes and tried to calm his racing heart. "Where am I, what just happened?! First the Bride of Frankenstein, then the goddamn Leprechaun, what's next?!"

He waited till he was calm and got up before walking around the cabin while on high alert.

"Ok Todd, no way are those two coincedance. That movie….there must be something with it to put me here. Which means it's too much to hope I'm in some random cabin back in the real world. If I'm in another movie, I gotta figure out what kind and not die. Ok, think Todd, think. Which movie involves a cabin….yeah that really narrows things down." He said with a groan.

He looked around the cabin before spotting a postcard taped to the wall and froze as he saw the words 'thinking of you at camp crystal lake!' on it. "Oh...my….god." he let out in a squeak before shaking like a leaf. "Out of all the movies, why THAT one!"

BANG BANG BANG

He turned and saw the door shaking as someone banged against it before a machete went through it. He let out a scream and looked around before running to the back and tried opening a nearby window. "No no no no no! I don't wanna die like a drugged up teen!"

BANG BANG BANG

"Leave me alone, please!" He cried as the machete chopped more of the door away. He strained to get the window open before the door burst away and he heard someone step inside, making him let out a higher pitched scream.

He fearfully turned around, expecting the giant hulking beast of a man that was usually in the movie, only to freeze in both confusion and fear. There standing holding the machete was a tall girl wearing a green shirt under a brown vest, black fingerless gloves with black heavy pants and hiking boots, with the usual hockey mask, but with brown hair that was seen. "...Jason?"

The woman looked down at him while she began to walk in his direction making him pale.

"W-Wait Jason! I'm not a teen who's high or drunk!" He cried moving near the side of the cabin and around one of the tables. "I didn't come here to cause trouble or have sex! I know why you kill, and you have every right to be mad, but I'm here purely by accident!" He protested as she kept advancing towards him. "L-Let's be reasonable here!"

She ignored him as she raised her machete up high.

"Yipe!" he cried dodging to the side as she swung and broke the table in two. "Your mom Pamela! She did what she thought was right! It's what any mom would do! And I know how you became like this! What happened was messed up and shouldn't have happened!"

The large woman paused as he looked up nervously.

"Y-You shouldn't have been bullied like you were, you should have been treated better!" He gulped while trying to keep from passing out from fear. "If those jerks they called counselors had just been there, you could have lived a real life and not died so young. I admit if I was in your shoes or your moms, I would have done the same. I know that's easy for me to say, but I did think it was messed up when they told your backstory. No kid deserves to deal with that stuff."

She looked at him, staring him down as he gulped nervously.

'Did I get through to her? I don't even know if I can convince her or if she's just confused!' He thought before Jason walked towards him. 'Welp, time to die I guess.' He thought as he closed his eyes.

He braced himself to feel excruciating pain, but nothing came. He opened one eye nervously only to get tackled into a hug as Jason tightly held him. He grunted due to the grip she had and thought she was going to break his spine. He paused as she began to lightly shake as he felt something wet touch his shoulder. 'Is...is she crying?'

Jason let out a low groaning sound while noticing her shaking.

"Um...there there?" He said as he lightly patted her back. "It'll be alright?"

This just made her hold on tighter as he wondered what he was going to do.

'What am I going to do?! What will she do when she's done crying?!' He wondered while he kept patting her back. 'I have no idea what to do since Jason never really cried….minus that scene in Manhattan, but that doesn't count.' He thought as his mind raced. 'And is this even him? This is a woman, and she doesn't look deformed like he usually is.'

They stayed that way for a while with Todd feeling like his shirt was soaked before Jason pulled back and sniffled a little.

"Feel better?"

She nodded as he let out a sigh of relief.

"So I take it we're on good terms?"

She nodded again, making him feel relieved.

"Great, so, I'll just be going then." He spoke slowly moving to the doorway.

She let out a low growl as she moved to block the door.

"Uh...or not." He said as she let out a nod. "So… what now?"

She stared at him briefly before looking up, looking lost like him.

"Ok...uh….we can stay here?" He said nervously. 'Great, I'm stuck in a cabin with an unstable mass murderer.' He thought before he started to feel himself float.

Jason looked at him in alarm as her new friend suddenly disappeared. She looked around in confusion before letting out an angry growl and kicked the broken table in anger.

(Meanwhile)

"AAAAAHHHHH!" Screamed Todd, this time flying through the air and wound up rolling on the dirt and crashed into a tombstone. "Ow! Fuck! Son of a bitch…." He groaned as he stood up. "Ok, so I think i get what's going on, somehow I'm traveling from movie to movie...how?!"

He rubbed his head and leaned against the tombstone. "Bride of Frankenstein was fine, but the Leprechaun and Jason? For some reason they were girls, and pretty cute ones too. Which already makes even less sense." He said as he scratched his head. "Is this all a weird dream or something?"

"Ughhhhh….."

"Huh?" he blinked hearing a sound and looked around. "Hello? Is someone…..there?" he stopped when he realized there were numerous grave markers and tombstones all around, and it was night out, with stormy clouds above. "Oh no….no no no, please don't let this be a zombie movie!"

"Ughhhhhh…"

"No no no, if there's any zombies here you go back into your graves!" He yelled while whirling around on the defensive. "Don't even think about rising up!"

"Ughhhhh…."

"Say something damn it!" He yelled while looking all around. 'I don't wanna get bitten! Or scratched! Or get blood over myself!'

"Ughhhhh…."

"Ok, this is getting old fast!" He called as he looked around, only pausing as he saw a green skinned woman halfway out of the ground, but it looked like she was stuck. He jumped back with his hands out, but saw the woman trying to pull herself up, but not making any progress. "Wait...are you...stuck?"

"Ughhhhh…." She let out with a groan, making him lose some fear while looking around.

"I don't see anyone else rising up….is it really just one?" He wondered as he looked around. "Wait… if they have to climb out of the ground then they have to get through thick coffins and six feet of dirt… are the rest of them stuck in their graves?"

"Ughhhhh…." the zombie let out while Todd just watched.

'Hmm, if I just quietly walk away, maybe she won't escape. Plus I'll probably just vanish if I wait.' He thought as he turned to leave.

"Ughhhhh….ugh!"

He began to walk away, but the more he heard the zombie groan and grunt, it made him slow down and glance in the direction. 'Should I just go… but why do I feel so bad?'

"Ugh….Ugh….Ughhhh!" She grunted as she tried to get free, only to make no progress. "Ughhhhh."

'I mean if I help her, I'm literally condemning this place to a zombie outbreak, and those things are hell!' Todd thought as he sat down on a tombstone and watched her. 'But… why do I feel like I'd be mean not to help her?'

Said zombie wasn't just green, but also had messy long grey hair with red eyes and a torn white gown over her chest and was at this point hitting the ground in frustration before she stopped altogether.

"Um…. are you dead?" Todd called out to her.

She turned towards the human and started groaning, but turned away and didn't make a move to try and get out.

"Ok, so you….well I don't know how to answer that, but… are you stuck?"

"Ughh….."

"Um… if I free you, are you going to try and eat me?" He asked, slowly moving over. "I'm not gonna lend a hand if you're gonna turn me into a zombie too."

"Ugh...uh?" She groaned as she tilted her head.

"And if I help you out, can you not go off and turn others into zombies? Otherwise I'm gonna feel like a huge asshole in my consciousness."

"U…..ugh?"

He sighed and moved over to her and moved around to the back. "Look, I'll lift and you push, but if you try to scratch or bite me, then I'll leave you there, got it?"

"Ugh." She said as he reached down and cautiously took her arms.

"Ok, when I say go, we'll start, ready?"

"Ugh." She said.

"Ok, one….two….THREE!" He spoke before he started lifting while she pushed against the ground. Soon she was free from the ground, making her groan happily. He let go and stepped back as she groaned and rubbed at her legs. "There, you're free! So… are you going to be good now?"

"Ugh….." She groaned as she looked him over and licked her lips.

"Woah there, no biting I said." He spoke backing up quickly.

"Ugh~" She said as she lumbered towards him.

"This is what I get for trying to negotiate with a zombie." He muttered as he began to float up into the air. "Ah, finally! Get me out of here!"

"Ugh?" The zombie let out as she watched Todd glow before vanishing.

(meanwhile)

"Ow… am I in the suburbs?" Groaned Todd as he landed in the middle of a street as it rained. He rubbed his ass and got up while running over near a tree for cover. "Alright, hopefully I didn't just fuck a planet up, but something tells me I did." He groaned as he looked around. "Ok, what movie am I in now?"

The neighborhood looked like a normal one, the kind you wouldn't mind living in without any issues.

"Ok… I got nothing." He muttered before hearing something.

"Pst….Pst...over here."

"Huh?" he said as he looked around in confusion. "Over where?"

"Down here~" Called the voice as he looked around before seeing a drain.

"...Uh...me no speaky english." He spoke before backing up from it. 'Nonononono! I know who that is! I'm not taking the chance! The zombie is one thing, but HIM is someone you can't negotiate with!'

"Yes you can. I heard you, now come on over here."

"Uh, I can't talk to strangers?"

"Oh I'm not a stranger, I'm just someone who wants to say hi. Is that so wrong?" Chuckled the voice. "How about this, you tell me your name and I can tell you mine, that way we won't be strangers~"

"Uh….I'm….Andrew." he lied.

"Well hi Andrew, I'm Pennywise the dancing clown~"

"And I better get on home, bye!"

"Wait! I have something for you!"

"No thank you!" he spoke before he turn and took off running. 'I don't wanna float!'

"Really, I INSIST!" They roared as they slid out from the drain. It was a red haired clown with pale white face, a red nose with matching lips with them open to show sharp teeth while clothed in an old fashion white one piece dress with large poofy sleeves, shoulders and a puffed out skirt.

Todd glanced over and paled seeing the smirking clown start chasing after him with a laugh, making him turn forward and run down the street. "HELP! KILLER CLOWN!"

"COME BACK, I JUST WANT TO MAKE YOU FLOAT~!" She laughed as he screamed in terror.

"Go find some kid in a raincoat! They taste better!" He cried out as the clown began to catch up, 'No no no no no!'

"Come now, Pennywise just wants to play with you~!"

"Well I don't want to play!" he rounded the corner and almost got hit by a car had it not stopped making the driver stick his head out.

"Hey watch it punk!"

"Help! Pennywise is trying to kill me!"

"Who?" He asked as he turned only to see nothing. "Stupid idiot!"

Todd turned and paled as the driver drove away. "Oh shit, where did he go?" he whirled around sweating up a storm and backed up. "I don't float that well! I sink like a rock when in the water!"

"Then how about I hold onto you tightly when we swim~?" Cooed a voice into his ear, making him whirl around and see the clown.

"AHH!" He screamed, falling on his ass and scrambling back. "L-Look Pennywise, I….wait." he cut himself off and looked at the clown's body, and blinked. "Are...Are you a woman by chance?"

"Yes, what about it?"

"What the hell is wrong with this place?" He grumbled to himself. "It's like someone's sick fanfic come to life."

"Well, you won't have to worry about anything for much longer!" she laughed stalking towards him as he swore his heart was gonna jump out of his chest.

"I-I don't taste that good! Really! I'm all chewy and bitter!"

"Now it's not nice to lie, especially about your name, Todd."

"W-Wait, how do you know my name?!"

"Your thoughts." she smirked while tapping at her head.

'Shit! I forgot about that!'

"Now then, let's have s- wait, what? A movie? No...no that can't be right!" she spoke, going wide eyed while reading the man's thoughts. "That's just silly nonsense. Me? Fiction?"

"I-It is." Gulped Todd while looking around. "Y-You and your whole story aren't reality. Well, at least not where I'm from."

"No...that can't be right, can it?! How can I be fake and…. Why am I a guy?!" She frowned with a glare. "My form might be something you puny mortals can't stand, but I've always been closer to what you humans see as feminine."

"Yeah, it still happens, just not in the canon material. Let's just say the fans like to experiment a lot." He said nervously.

"Wait, so I'm not even the real version of the fake one?! What the hell?!"

"Yeah… sorry?" he said sheepishly. 'Oh boy, she's mad.'

"YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M PISSED!" She roared out angrily. "What sort of...of...bullshit is that?!"

"Um… unfortunately pretty normal bullshit?" He said as he started to float, making him panic before he started to glow. "Oh thank god I'm safe! I'm not gonna be a meal! So long Bobo!"

"I'LL KILL YOU!" She shouted as he disappeared.

(Elsewhere)

"Ok, that was horrifying...wait, where am I now?" Muttered Todd seeing he was in some normal looking house with the lights turned off, minus the tv. 'I better get out of here before I get arrested for trespassing.'

He tried to look for a light switch, but heard the tv suddenly go to static and felt goosebumps go across his arms. 'Oh boy, that doesn't feel good.' he thought as he looked at the screen as it flickered to show a stone well. "Oh fuck me it's this movie." He said as he looked around desperately as he saw an arm reach out of the well. "Oh god, oh god!"

The arm grabbed the side and began to pull a figure up, a woman with long black hair that covered their face with Todd nearly pissing himself.

"Screw lights!" He stumbled to try and rush out of the room, but wound up tripping over an arm chair and fell on the floor, hitting his nose. "Ow!" He groaned as he rubbed it before getting an idea. "Wait, maybe I can't stop her, but I can slow her down!" he said as he raced towards the tv and pushed the screen against the floor. "Ha! That'll give me some time. Suck on that!"

He chuckled as he looked around desperately as the tv began to move back and forth. He moved around the chair and squinted his eyes to try and find the doorway or even a window. "Ok, there has to be a way out of here, right?"

The tv shook around more while he felt up around the wall.

"I know it's hard to see in the dark, but this is just ridiculous."

The Tv shook even more as a hand appeared under it, trying to flip it over.

Todd panicked and grabbed the armchair before dragging it over and propped it on top of the tv, pinning it down. "No! You stay in there!"

He heard a growl as the hand hit the floor in frustration.

"Now where is-Ah ha!" Todd called as his hand wrapped around a door knob. "Found it!" He smiled and turned it….only to feel it was locked. "OH COME ON!" He called out in frustration. He jiggled it and tugged on it with a grunt. "Come on come on, don't do this to me!"

He suddenly heard a crash behind him, making him freeze and turn to see the tv right side up with the armchair now on the ground. His eyes widened as he saw two pale arms from the screen grab the sides as the woman pulled herself out and turned towards him.

"U-Um...nice ghost?" he spoke up before seeing her climb out as he banged on the door. "Open up damn it!"

The ghost began to pull herself out and soon she was completely free from the tv. She resembled the same way as you would expect, although she did seem more curvier than usual. She looked at Todd and began to move towards him.

"AHHHH! Open up!" He cried out in fear, only for the ghost to push him aside and unlock the door herself to show it led to a closet where a scared muscular man was hiding.

"Ahhhh! I wanna live!" He cried as the woman entered the closet, slowly closing the door behind her. "HELP!"

Todd shivered and backed up as the door was closed. 'Ok, that was horrifying.' He thought as he began to float up. "Oh thank you god!" He cried as he disappeared. 'Goodbye horror movie!'

(Elsewhere)

Todd groaned as he reappeared in a large wheat field. 'Where am I now?' he rubbed his back and looked around the vast fields. "Hmm, ok, let's see….oh! I remember seeing a field like this in Jeeper Creepers 2! Oh man, I don't wanna lose my head. Then again, maybe it's like that one episode of Tales from the Crypt with a scarecrow…"

Suddenly he was surrounded by a bright stream of light that came from the sky. "What the hell?!" He shielded his eyes and felt a tingling sensation before he felt his body start to float. "Wait, am I already done here? Phew, that was….wait a second…" He said as he looked up to see a massive circular object with various lights on it. "OH COME ON! ALIENS?!"

The flying saucer sucked up Todd into itself before the light died down and it went flying into the air, while inside it, Todd found himself in total darkness.

"Oh god, it's one of those cliche aliens isn't it? Which means….please don't be the probing kind!" He cried as he covered his rear. "I just want to go home!" he cried before a door opened, a blinding white light coming from it.

"Whcwtiapznfeo?" Came a garbled sounding voice as Todd closed his eyes since it shined against him.

"W-What? I can't understand you." He said nervously.

"Gnahelqwiew."

"Please don't probe me!" He cried as a figure stepped into the doorway. The light slowly died down with Todd squinting his eyes and saw a tall figure standing there. "W-What do you want with me?"

"Zgksdjtketu."

"I….what?" He said as he struggled to move. "I don't speak your language."

"Tjoawewnmacowegn." Spoke the figure as Todd finally saw they were a tall grey skinned alien, like the little grey men, but this one was curvy with a pair of breasts and two black eyes that stared at him with curiosity.

"U-Um…. Hi?" He said nervously. "Can you uh… let me down now?" He asked as the alien just tilted her head.

"Gdjlsireorer?"

"I uh… can't really understand you?" He spoke slowly as the alien walked over and began to look him over, with him seeing her breasts up closer and blushed. 'What...what is she doing?'

The alien grabbed him by the shoulders and began to sniff him, much to his confusion and did it all around him while oblivious to the effect her breasts were causing to the human.

'Why is she sniffing me...wait, is she going to eat me?!' He paled before feeling her give his forehead a lick and pull back before nodding with a smile.

"GKsjfeoegnkeg."

"Oh god, you are going to eat me!" He cried as he began to flail around. "I don't taste good! Trust me! Chicken and pig is more filling!"

"Gowafneos." She said as she held him by his shin and began to lead him towards the door.

"No no no no no!" He cried as he was led towards the light. "NOOOOOO!"

The room the two entered was revealed to show a slab in the center with various tools hanging from the ceiling.

"Oh god, you brought me to the kitchen! You're going to chop me up and eat me!"

"MSoewneiva." She spoke up before she stopped and let go before pointing to the slab. "NGgekgjdfi."

"Aw christ, can't you just say it in english? I mean if you got space travel, don't you have a universal translator or some other convenient bullshit?" He said as the alien frowned and pointed again.

"NGgekgjdfi."

'Ok, I either A, make a break for it on a ship I never been on and possibly get trapped, or B, listen and let myself get cut open.' He thought as the alien began to get impatient and began to push him towards the slab. 'Wait, I haven't been killed the last few times, so maybe I'll just up and vanish before I get cut open!' He thought as he allowed her to push him onto the slab. 'Huh, she's stronger than she looks.'

When she got him there she made sure he was centered and made her way over to a panel and started typing random buttons.

'Ok, any second I should start floating up and then go on to the next movie...any moment now.' He thought before finding his wrists and ankles locked down, making him gulp before the alien brought a floating monitor down before it turned on and showed what looked like a woman on a bed with two men beside her, but the weird thing was they were all naked, with the women rubbing both their dicks. "Uh...are….are you showing a porno?" He asked in confusion. 'Wait, what is happening right now?'

"Xadkgeitjte." She let out with a half lidded look while walking over and brought what looked like a scalpel before bringing it down near him, making him tense up and pale, but saw it was being used to cut open his shirt.

"Uh….hey, what are you doing to me?" He asked, growing more confused and a bit nervous. He found his shirt cut apart, leaving him bare chested, before the alien started to rub across his stomach and chest while licking her lips. 'Wait, this isn't gonna go the way I'm thinking, right?'

"PRDNasfa~" She cooed as she began to use the scalpel to cut off his pants.

"Holy shit...you wanna fuck me?!"

"Nowcs." She said with a nod.

"I….don't know how to respond to that. CAN you even fuck me? How does that work?" He asked in confusion. 'And what is she going to do afterwards?'

"VSfketriejifisj fsjfewtoada nfwofefeo." She replied while gesturing to the video, herself, and made several random gestures with her hands before pointing to his pants.

'Ok, I think I get it, she want to have sex like the video….ok? I mean, what's the harm?'

"Ofefijsfienf." she smiled while working on his pants, but he noticed her seemingly salivating while he noticed what looked like an open book on the panel.

"Hey, what's that book there?" He asked as he tried to lean up to get a better look at it. He squinted as he tried to see what was on the pages.

"Ahgdkrltroy." She spoke while her finger glowed before the book floated over near him.

"Thanks." He said as he looked at the pages before paling. "U-Uh...this….this is the wrong book, right?"

"Gdglerpegk." She said as she shook her head and licked her lips. "Groamelsa~"

"Oh sweet god." He muttered in horror as the book showed what looked like a human being with an apple in it's mouth on a platter and surrounded by lettuce. "So you are planning on eating me?!"

"Nodts." She nodded before Todd started to struggle against the restraints.

"I'm all for sex, but not being eaten!" He cried out in fear. "Let me go, let me go! I don't wanna die! Let me go!"

"Ogdlrejr." She frowned while trying to get his pants off, only for the restraints to come undone as he started floating upward. "VKSNRAMDS?!" She cried out in confusion and surprise.

"Yes! So long sucker!" He called before disappearing.

"MFUCK!" She let out in anger and shock.

(Elsewhere)

"Haha, yes! I'm still alive!" Laughed Todd zooming through the air. "I won't get eaten this time!"

"I wouldn't count on that bud." Growled a voice behind him.

Todd blinked and realized he was standing in some dark woods and heard a growling tone behind him, making him gulp and not turn. "Uh...you wouldn't happen to be a random villager, would you?"

"Nope, I'm your worst nightmare, and you're in my turf."

"Uh….would you believe this is one big mistake?" He said nervously as the figure stepped closer into the moonlight to show a red haired woman in torn red flannel and jeans, she had large hairy paws with razor sharp claws for hands and feet, her teeth looked like they could tear him to bits and she had two wolf ears on her head along with a tail sticking out of her pants. 'Oh god, werewolf!' He thought as his mind raced. 'I can't outrun her, what do I do?!' He thought as she let out a snarl.

"Get ready to pay for trespassing!" She growled as he gulped nervously before getting a crazy idea.

'M-Maybe if I act submissive like a dog she won't kill me?' He thought as he dropped to the ground and showed his stomach.

The girl narrowed her eyes and lowered her claws. "What are you doing?"

"Um….submitting. You're the alpha, I'm sorry?" He said nervously, eyeing her claws. 'Crap, why did I think that would work?!'

The werewolf looked him over and dropped her arms. "Well you should be. All you humans do around my territory is act like you own the place. Well I'm the one who marked it my own, which makes it mine, got it?"

"Y-yes, I got it!" He said as he nodded his head rapidly. 'Holy crap, is this really working?'

"Hmm, you look different compared to most humans I see around here."

"Uh… thanks?" He said, unsure if that was a compliment or an insult. "So….does that mean you won't eat me?"

"Maybe, I don't know." She said with a frown as he gulped nervously. "You did apologize and submit though… maybe I'll let you live."

'Oh thank god. Who knew watching documentaries on dog habits would pay off?' He thought as he began to slowly sit up. "T-thank you alpha… I'll leave your territory immediately."

"Hey, I said I might let you live, I didn't say you could leave just yet."

"Huh?" He said in confusion. "Weren't you mad that I was in your territory? Why would you want me to stay?"

"To find out just WHAT you were doing here." She said with a low growl. "So, spit it out, were you here to collect wood, food, or were you trying to kill me?!"

"No no no! I-I'd never try to kill a werewolf!"

"Why not? Don't you humans view me as a monster, a beast who needs to be put down?"

"I don't, never!"

"Then tell me why you came here!"

"I….uh…..needed some air, after….getting away from a crazy woman." He said with a shudder. "She lured me into her home and tried to eat me!"

"Hmmm, sounds like myself." she remarked tapping her chin. "Was she a vampire?"

"Something like that, I was lucky I got away from her when I did." He admitted with a gulp. "Let's just say she had me lured in with the offer of something entirely different."

"Yep, definitely a vampire, or maybe a succubus?"

"Uh, let's go with succubus." He replied while clearing his throat. "So….you look like you might be busy with other stuff, and I'd just get in the way, so I'll just head on out of here and never come back here."

"Hey, did I fucking say you could leave yet?"

"Well, in a way. I mean you DID say I could leave in the same sentence." He said only for her to let out another growl.

"Did you just talk back to me you beta?" She growled angrily. "Don't forget who the alpha is here!"

"I-I-I didn't mean it to sound like that." he spoke with a nervous sweat. 'Dear god this werewolf has no control over her anger! Time to try being submissive again!' He moved on his back with his stomach exposed again.

"Good, now stay like that, remember who is your superior here!" She growled while baring her fangs.

"Y-Yes ma'am!" He said as he tried not to appear threatening. 'Come on, how long am I going to be stuck here?!'

'Hmm, for an annoying human, he learns quickly who's in charge. That's pretty rare.' She thought as she paced around him. 'He's not too bad looking either, he could make a good minion.'

'I pray to god she doesn't change her mind and gnaw on my bones.' He thought as he let out a small groan that sounded like a whimper to the werewolf.

"Hmm, you might be useful to me."

"Wait, what?" He said in confusion. "What do you mean by that?"

"I mean I could always use a new minion, and you might fit the bill." She said as she rubbed her chin. "Heck, I might even turn you and get started on building up a pack."

"Uh...say what now?" He said as she moved towards him and grabbed his arm.

"After you change we'll get right away to increasing our numbers, no sense in waiting."

"B-B-But I like the way I am!" He said as he struggled to get free. "I like being human!" 'If I get bit in a movie is it permanent?!'

"Forget it, you'll be much better like me. It'll only hurt a little, then it'll burn like hell, but then you'll turn out way cooler than a human." She said with a huff as she pinned him down and brought his arm to her mouth. 'And who knows, in a few years you COULD be my mate.'

'Crap!' He thought before doing a crazy, stupid, and desperate move. He brought his other hand over to her face as she opened her mouth, and gave her nose a hard flick. "No! Bad, bad girl!"

"OW!" she let go and held the spot with a wince while he scrambled back. "The fucking hurt!"

"Bad, very bad, I said I didn't want to be a werewolf!" he spoke as he saw her growl and glare at him.

"You know what? Fuck it! I'm gonna eat you and gnaw on your ribs!" She growled as he paled.

'...crap, this was a bad idea!' He thought before he started to float, right at the moment she lunged and nearly grabbed him. "Haha! Yes! See ya later sucker!"

"What the hell?!" She cried out seeing him glow and suddenly vanish in the air. "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

(Meanwhile)

"Thank you deus ex machina!" Laughed Todd as he landed in a new area. "Hahahaha! I'm invincible!" he patted his chest and took a deep breath. Damn, I like werewolves, but no way am I dealing with all that hair."

He stretched out as he looked around. "Ok, what movie am I in now?" He wondered as he saw that he was at a cabin. "Oh shit. Am I back at Crystal Lake?" He said as he looked around nervously. "Jason? Are you there?"

Silence.

"Um… hello? Anyone?" He called walking around while on guard. "Anyone here?" He called out, growing more and more nervous. "Anyone? Hello?"

That's when he heard a growl that made him instantly go quiet. 'Ok, stay calm and don't freak out.'

The growling came closer along with heavy footsteps.

'Ok, maybe now's the time to hide in the cabin.' He thought before ducking under the nearest table. 'Not like this is gonna do jack squat. Probably a sasquatch knowing my luck.' he thought as the footsteps got closer and closer. 'Maybe it'll leave me alone...oh who am I kidding, of course it'll find me.'

That's when he heard the door break and drop to pieces and held his mouth closed. 'Ok, this is it, this is where I die.' He gulped while seeing a clawed set of feet walk in while the growling got louder. He froze as the table he was under was ripped away, leaving him exposed. "Eep." He cried as he looked up nervously only to freeze in fear.

There standing in front of him was a pale yellow skinned figure with sharp claws and long arms, but with the torso of a woman with breasts exposed, and a female's face with glowing red eyes and sharp teeth.

"A-A-AAAAAHHHHHH!" he cried out in fear as he scrambled to get away from her. "Don't kill me! I wanna live!" He cried out in fear as she tilted her head as she inspected him. "H-HELP!"

The creature let out a growl and walked towards him while he hit the wall and shook in fear.

'Think! Who is she?! I'm too scared to think!' He thought as he tried to calm down and think, but it was hard with the monster getting closer and closer. "I don't taste good! I'd make a horrible minion! I'm not like whoever killed you! I...I...I'm a virgin!" He said nervously, running out of excuses as his brain began to shut down.

The creature got closer and closer before leaning down near him and narrowed her eyes. She raised a claw up and ran it against his face without cutting him, before pulling back and stared at him with him confused.

'Ok...so...is she waiting for a command from someone? Like a witch? A master? Come on brain, where have you seen this from!' He thought as he looked at her. 'Ok, pale skin, insanely tall, fangs and sharp teeth….wait, I think I know something like this, but this version looks really different. Is this...Pumpkinhead?' he looked at the face and gulped. "Uh...are you...P-P-Pumpkinhead?"

The creature nodded as Todd gulped nervously before remembering something from the movies.

'Wait… Pumpkin head is summoned to kill people involved in a murder of someone else, but… I haven't interacted with anyone but her since I got here, so she isn't going to kill me!' He thought with slight relief and cleared his throat. "Uh, if that's true, then you can't be here for me. You...You're hunting down the person who is wronged someone, right?"

The creature nodded as it looked around.

"So… you're not after me? Since I'm not marked?"

She shook her head before turning her head and growled while looking at the fridge and made her way over to it.

Todd watched and gulped before seeing her rip the door to it off and saw a guy curled up inside who screamed in terror. 'Poor guy, but if Pumpkinhead is after him I better not interfere, I don't wanna die!'

"Please, I don't wanna die!" cried the man as Pumpkinhead smiled cruelly and placed her hand atop the fridge and began to press down. He spotted Todd and felt hope. "Hey! Hey you! Help me!"

"Sorry man, I know what happens to those who get in her way. You're on your own." Todd said as he turned away as the fridge and the man inside began to get crushed. 'Ok, time to go now.'

"No! No please! I don't wanna-GAH!" he let out as he began to get crushed, even while trying to push upwards, feeling his bones and organs getting crushed and coughed up blood with Pumpinhead not hesitating.

'Ok, come on, start the floating thing, I don't wanna be here!' He thought as he covered his ears to try and drown out the sounds of a body being crushed and nearly felt his lunch coming up. 'NOW!' He thought as he heard the man finally start screaming and Pumpkinhead starting to laugh. That's when he started to float up and sighed with relief. 'Oh thank god, finally! I just hope the next movie isn't a horror movie.'

Pumpkinhead noticed the glow and turned her head, right as Todd vanished from the air. She looked at the spot curiously before shrugging and walking away from her latest victim.

(At the theater)

"AHHHHH!" Cried Todd as he was launched out of the screen and hit one of the seats. He groaned from the impact and saw stars as he tried to stand up. "Augh, that hurt...wait, am I...no way, am I...back in the theater?" He looked around at the old seats and cracked paint walls and smiled before jumping up. "Yes! I'm back, I'm safe!"

He started doing a victory dance around while even doing some cartwheels, so glad to finally be back home safe and sound. "Hahaha! Yes yes yes yes yes! Take that you goddamn nightmare movies!"

"So, you survived, what did you think?"

"AHHH!" Todd jumped back from the sudden voice and paled. "No more horror-huh?" He said as he looked around before seeing Artie smirking at him. "Artie?! What the fuck just happened to me?!"

"You sonny boy went through several well known monster movies, and literally experienced them."

"Wait...you KNEW?!"

"Yes, it's my new invention, it will revolutionize the movie watching experience!"

"Are you out of your mind?! I was scared shitless! I thought I was gonna die and ALMOST did die! I mean….did you just need me as a damn guinea pig this whole time?!"

"Well not you specifically, but I thought you would be the easiest to lie about if you did die, it's not like you have a family here that will ask questions."

"You senile bastard!" He grabbed Artie by the front and started shaking him. "Do I sound like I enjoyed that?! DO I!?"

"Did you? You're in one piece, right?"

"I ALMOST DIED! SO MANY TIMES! An alien tried to eat me!"

"But did you?"

"No! If I did, I wouldn't be here ready to STRANGLE YOU!" he growled with an eye twitch. "What I don't get is why the FUCK were they all girls? That's something I'd expect from a sick pervert on deviantart, or rule34!"

"Exactly, and we're going to be rich from it! If you promise not to be sure I'll give you a thousand dollars to be my spokesperson, we'll delight horror fans and perverts alike!"

"A thousand bucks? You expect me to NOT sue your wrinkly old ass, after making me go through ALL that, with money you could have used to repair this place from the start?"

"Well, if you refuse I'll just send you back into the movies and remove the safety feature that kept you from dying." He smiled darkly. "And this time I'll send you to one of my personal favorites, Aliens."

"...you're a cold, heartless bastard, aren't you Artie?"

"Yep~" He smiled. "And we're both gonna be rich bastards if all goes well."

'Rich? All you're giving me is a thousand dollars.'