List of Oneshots part 4

by yugiohfan163

Requests are not guaranteed to be done. If they get done, they get done. Don't go expecting any ideas done at the drop of a hat or expect any promises. No ones making any money off these, which means we're not obligated to rush on certain ideas.

14. Chapter 14

List of oneshots part 4

chapter 14

Yui battles against Marisa's exes.

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-Somewhere in the omniverse, aka Yui's kitchen-

Yui yawned while reading the 'Omni News' which showed Omni creating an omnitrix made of yanderes. "I swear that guy is trying to make a trix out of anything that moves. Next thing you know it'll be my turn."

That was when he saw a column with the title 'Yuitrix a reality?! What will the genius Omni think of next?'.

He frowned at that. "I better talk to a lawyer on copyright."

As he turned the page, he saw Marisa walking by, tired and very much looking like a gorgon without her makeup.

"Yawn...morning dear." She yawned while sitting next to the deity. "Sleep well?"

"No, Omni called me. Something about Noe or something. Really this Sutniav thing is really making him loopy."

"Considering what he did to the Zoo, I'm not surprised."

"But what he told me, he's trying to make some task force or something. He's still pending with Jack."

Marisa nodded. "Well my night was boring. Ever since Cynthia decided to get stuck in the Zoo's slime tanks, it's been hard for me to drag the real one home without it being revealed to be a clone. An explosive one at that."

Yui chuckled at that.

That was when a barn owl flew into the kitchen and began pooping on the floor while holding a set of letters in it's left talon.

"Scrrrrrreeeeeccchhhhh!" It hissed while the two lovers looked completely annoyed at it.

"Ya got two options Hedwig. Leave and stop pooping, or I add owl to the menu."

It hissed again before Marisa took the letters from it's leg and saw it fly away.

SPLAT!

After pooping on Yui's head that is.

"GAH!"

She opened the letters and turned as pale as a sheet. 'No...not...not them!'

"Damn bird."

"Yui, I think I'm going to cancel my classes for today, and the ones after that."

"Oh, I get ya." smiled Yui with a smile. "You want some alone time? I gotcha."

"It's not that!" She snapped in anger, shocking Yui in the process.

"Wait, what?"

She looked away. "I just want to cancel my classes, nothing more." She got up and walked away. "Now if you excuse me, I need alone time. Without you."

Yui watched her leave and was confused since she rarely ever snapped at him. 'Ok...now I'm curious.'

(Marisa's room)

The woman sighed while looking at a scrapbook, one that had images of her as a young punk teenager, and several unknown figures next to her. "Sigh." 'How did they know my address? I never gave it to anyone and….why now? Why after twenty seven years?'

Knock knock.

She didn't move as she grumbled. "Come in."

Yui poked his head in. "Hey Marisa, you alright?"

"No." She frowned. "I am not."

"Why?"

"Because I'm not!" she yelled while closing the book. "Now leave me alone."

Yui walked in and smiled. "Maybe I can-"

"I am in no mood for sex! Now I kindly ask you to LEAVE!"

"I was gonna suggest a massage."

She pinched her nose while letting out a loud sigh as Yui moved closer to her and saw the book. "Just go before I trap you in one of my cursed tomes, like last time."

"Aw come on sweetie. Something's wrong and I wanna help."

"You can't. This is none of your concerns." She growled while Yui opened the book and saw her pictures. "HEY!"

"Whatcha looking at?" He asked while looking at the punk pictures.

SLAP!

Only for Marisa to slap him across the face.

"GET AWAY FROM THAT YOU BASTARD!" She snapped in pure rage before seeing Yui's face and simmered down. "I...I'm sorry. I...I…."

Yui held the spot and looked at her and then at the book before giving it back. "Damn. That's the first time you slapped me that wasn't involved fucking. I...I guess I was pushing a little too much, didn't I?"

She turned away. "..."

"I'll just-"

"Stay." She said softly. "It was my fault I acted like this and you deserve an answer."

"No no, it's ok. You're dealing with some personal stuff, and you shouldn't feel pressured into telling me. If you wanna tell me it's your choice. Sorry for prying." He said before Marisa held his cloak.

"No, I want to tell you or I'll go insane from all the bottled up….issues." She sighed. "Yui, the letters that came today….they...they came from some people from my youth."

"Childhood acquaintances?"

"No." She sighed. "My….exes."

"...wait what?!"

"Yes Yui, I had lovers in the past. I wasn't always a yandere you know." She deadpanned.

"I….I….what?!"

Marisa facepalmed. "Yes Yui, you aren't my first lover, unfortunately."

And cue Yui cracking into a billion pieces.

"I had seven lovers, all of them….unsavory."

Yui reformed and shook his head. "So wait, is that what that letters was about?"

Marisa nodded. "Yes, they want me to visit them in their dimensions by sundown...or they will destroy all I cherish. And they can and will do it Yui, that's why I'm afraid."

"Wait, if you used to date them, and they're powerful, how did you break up with them?"

"I ran away to your hotel, they didn't know where it was so you technically saved me from getting killed."

"Wait, so you were with one, went to my hotel, then when you left you hooked up, and then repeated it?"

"No." She sighed. "All of them took me from my house and started to date me for the kicks, or something like that. Those women were too weird for my tastes, and I'm the one married to a god of madness."

"Deity."

"Same thing."

"No-"

"Anyway, I have to go meet them. If not, you're going to die."

"Marisa, you know of the stuff I've done, did, and am going to do, right?"

"Yes, but they are twisted, like really twisted. And they have the resources and power to destroy gods."

"Well they never met me." he frowned. "Marisa, do you remember what we agreed to when we got married?"

"That you wouldn't knock me up until-"

"No, not that. Till death do we part, or something else. And I for one am NOT going with the something else part. Those assholes made you cry, and anyone who does that to MY family? Well then, I think it's time they met me. You go and find Cynthia and hide out for a bit, while I go ahead and meet them when they arrive."

"But Yui, you shouldn't-"

"I'm fired up."

She blinked while sighing. "I can't stop you can I?"

"Nope."

"Well….fine. But you should at least know who they are first."

"No need. I'll know who they are when they show up."

"Are you sure? A little information might help you, plus remember the last time you went in without thinking? Aka the Tsundere 5 incident?"

"It was one time!"

"You blew up the planet, twice."

"And this isn't then, it's me about to kick a bunch of ass."

Marisa sighed. "Fine, just be safe." 'And don't try to destroy any dimensions.'

"You know I will."

Marisa sighed again as Yui walked away. "And watch out for killer chickens!"

"I-wait what?!" He yelled while a chicken ran after him with an axe. "Oh shit not again!"

"CLUCK CLUCK! MY FATHER WILL BE AVENGED CLUCK HOOOOOO!" It cried out while Yui ran for it.

"AHHHHHHHH!"

(Later)

-Dimension 7777999- 89EX-

Yui ran out of a portal while sighing in relief, only to notice he was inside a large colosseum like palace full of monsters, aliens, zombies and other non human races as several humans were being fed to either the lions or the actual monsters.

"KILL THEM!"

"Go lions!"

"Brains lions!"

"Get your human on a stick! Two for ten dollars here! Get your human on a stick!"

"Wow, this place is packed. Wonder where I am." He muttered before noticing that several of the monsters had large burgers in their hands and called to a zombie. "Yo what's that?"

"Ugh….burger….brains…"

"They any good?"

"Ugh….yes…."

"Good I'm starv-"

"AHHHHHH!" screamed a guy's head from the burger before the zombie chomped on it.

"Nom nom nom."

"...then again I can wait."

As the lions ate the humans, the deity wondered why the fuck there were human burgers and how a place like this could be constructed.

But before he could even think about it, a guard walked towards him.

"Get out of the arena, warlocks are banned on orders from the great goddesses." He frowned.

"I ain't no warlock."

"You have a warlock's cloak."

"Oh, so suddenly you assume every person with a black cloak is a warlock? How do you know I'm not a witch?"

"Simple." He said with a smirk. "They aren't flat as you are, warlock."

Yui deadpanned before getting a spear to the face.

"Now git before I throw you to the venus fly traps of Vilgaxia II."

"Ok I'll leave, but not because you said so. Because it's obvious your food and snacks here suck monkey balls. I've seen better food at baseball games in downtown detroit."

"Detroit? Is that some kind of spell?"

"And like that I'm out of here." He said before seeing a flyer hit his face.

The words read as followed, 'See the bitch of a thousand dimensions! Here with horns and yandereism, Marisa! The execution tournament starts at 7 PM. Food and drinks are free on order of the Great Goddesses.'

Yui gripped the paper with his hands in anger. 'Execution huh? Not on my hands.'

"Get ou-"

"Hold that thought. I'm actually a guest here."

"What are you talking about?"

"Simple, I'm a proxy for my wife."

"...what? Speak normally warlock!"

"Ok let me put it this way. You're gonna tell me where I can find this great goddess, now."

"Why would I? You're a warlock." He frowned before getting choked by some unseen force. "Gah...gah….gah…."

"I'm not a damn warlock you fucktard. I'm the guy who wants to know WHERE your goddess is, or else I'm gonna choke a bitch, and you wouldn't want that now would you?"

"Gah….gah….I….inner….palace…."

"What?"

"Inner palace...under the….c….coliseum…." he gasped while his face turned a deadly shade of blue.

"Good boy." Yui flicked his hand and sent the man flying and hit the wall, knocking him out at the same time.

As the deity looked down he noticed that underneath the arena was a golden palace made of diamond.

The problem was that it was about ten thousand miles down and was only accessible by an elevator guarded by a giant demonic Nightgaunt and Minotaur hybrid.

Yui just chuckled at this while forming a portal next to him. "Time to crash this party."

(Elsewhere)

Within the place, we find several servant boys getting fucked or eaten by inconceivable monsters as in the center were a set of beds surrounded by thick curtains.

"AHHHHHH!"

"AHHHHHHH!"

"MY COCK!"

"AHHHHHHHHHH!"

But that was soon drowned by the sound of a drill.

WERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

A very large one that is.

This slowly made the boys and monsters stop and go quiet with confusion and looked around.

BOOOOOM!

CRASH!

The monsters ran for cover as a giant drill the size of a tank fell to the ground and squashed some humans and monsters on its thick titanium wheels.

"Lucy I'm home!" called Yui dropping down from the hole and looked around. "An orgy and I wasn't invited? How rude."

The monsters growled at him while Yui looked around.

"So where are the fuckers that hate my wife?"

"Grrrrrrr, kill him! Kill the warlock!" One monster growled.

"I ain't a damn warlock."

"Quiet." a woman's voice said from the curtains. "Let the man speak, after all, he's here for a reason."

"...yes my goddess." It growled while the monsters bowed to the curtains. "As you and the six goddesses decree."

"Oh, so that's the goddess I heard about? Great! I was just on my way when I heard about your oh so 'lovely' flier about an execution." He smirked. "Come on out."

"No." said seven voices at once. "We will not come out."

"Oh no no no, you misunderstand me." he chuckled, shaking his head. "I didn't come here to make requests, I came here to talk. Is that so wrong? Or maybe...you're shy around strangers."

"No." They all said. "We are waiting for your 'wife'."

"Why whatever do you mean? I don't know what you're talking about."

"You damn know yankee." yelled one of the voices. "The bitch Marisa! The one you turned into a yandere, instead of a warlady like us."

"Oh? If you know me, then you know my name, what I do, and other stuff, right? And if so, how would you know all that?"

"Simple." said the seventh voice. "I see the future and as for who you are. You're just a human that ate an old one's heart and is second fiddle to another. The god Omni is more famous than you are, yet he follows you. How disappointing how a god of entropy and a so-called god of madness would stay away from the greatness of evil and stay neutral."

"Easy, if you know TOO much people might talk." chuckled Yui looking around the place. "So you know me, but I don't know you. Why don't you humor me and introduce yourselves? Or are the so-called 'goddesses' ignorant of what manners are? If so, that's just sad."

"You shall have an introduction, but one at a time. You are under our house, our rules still apply here lower life form." said the voices in unison, making Yui growl.

"Funny you want one at a time considering you all remind me of a hive mind. Are you gonna talk about becoming one? If so, that asshole Ikari beat ya to it, but I'll humor you." he remarked before forming a chair and sat down.

The curtain raised up while a robed woman clad in black, had a C cup chest and wide ass, and holding a massive axe in one hand as her golden locks flowed over her amber eyes, walked out first. "I am Exian, High Executioner of the United States of Absolutism in Dimension 554- 12 SCP. I was the last girlfriend the heretic Marisa dated."

"Wow, with a career like that, who wouldn't wanna date you." remarked Yui sarcastically.

A second person walked out, that being a massive Minotaur with four massive horns, black fur covering her arms and legs, dark obsidian eyes, a J cup chest and small ass, and holding a ball and chains. "I am Athros, sister of Minos of Crete in Dimension 888- 9 C, I was her sixth date and in my dimension I continue the mission my ancestor had. The consumption of humans, all for the glory of Crete!"

"So Theseus didn't kill him?"

"No! He would never kill a child of the gods!"

"Tell that to history." muttered Yui.

A third person walked out, revealing a short woman with long flowing red hair, three green eyes, wearing a single flowing white robe, a D cup chest and small ass, and was covered in blood red tattooed. "I am Indra the Second, priestess of the Yashas and hail from Dimension 882- 13 ID. My home is overrun with demons and I was supposed to save them, but," She grinned as her curved teeth were revealed. "I helped enslave them just as my Marisa ditched me as her fifth date."

"Wow, that's real romantic. About as romantic as Twilight."

"You little-"

"Just saying."

A fourth person walked out, revealing themselves as a normal looking blonde with a brown business suit, dark orange eyes, a G cup chest and wide ass, and had a brown hat with a burger on it. "I am Criss of Dimension 777777- 77 FF, owner of Happy Human, the best burger place in the universe, although Marisa only dated me as her fourth after finding my secret ingredient."

"And that?"

"Humans."

"So the food upstairs was your doing?"

"Yep, we are over ten billion in stocks now." She smirked. "If you weren't here to be that slut's proxy I would offer you a free sample."

"And I'd happily spit it out right all over your tacky shoes."

She frowned at that.

A fifth person walked out, revealing themselves as a tall centaur with long dark green hair, a set of H cup breasts, a dark black and red horses' lower half, and was naked on the tip except for an organic looking chest plate. "I am Centorea Alteroria, knight of the French Empire of Dimension 999990- 90 MM. I used to be the fallen lady Marisa's third lover until she discovered my pact with a Cursed Sword and ran from the law. And since you're here, I shall cut you in half for my country and my blade Excalibur Alter!"

"Careful, someone might sue with a name like that." chuckled Yui.

"What does that mean knave?"

"You're a goddess, you can figure it out."

A sixth figure walked out, revealing themselves as a extremely obese slime with a Hutt's dark green tail, green skin, giant O cup breasts and a wide ass, dark red eyes and was currently eating a human. "I am Tyranna, the great Sumo Slime Queen of Dimension 9999- 00 SWMG, the ruler of Tatooine and the greatest sumo champion of my generation. The fool Marisa, nom nom, was my tenth lover and her second lover, nom this meat is exquisite. Nom nom."

"I think I saw where lovers one through nine went. Thar she blows!"

She spat at him. "Watch your tongue, I am a better lover than a skinny human."

"Ew." he wiped at his hood. "Yeah, to sperm whales. At least they're more in your weight class."

The last figure walked out, revealing themselves as a very tall woman with dark blue eyes, long flowing black hair that ended in flames, covered in blue fire, a G cup chest and massive ass, and had several bolts of lightning coming out of her mouth. "I am Az-Ula, daughter of Azula the wise, from the Dimension 666671- 89 ATLA. My world is in a trillion year peace thanks to my mother ending the avatar at Ba Sing Sae, and I was Marisa's true lover when I left my world to rule the cosmos but she had the audacity to run from me. ME, the goddess of fire and power, the greatest deity in this omniverse."

Yui blinked at this impossible being. "Who was the father?"

"Isn't it obvious? Ozai the Phoenix Emperor."

"Oh my bad, I assumed it was an itty bitty candle because that's how much heat those flames of yours are putting out, my mistake."

She frowned. "Anyway, after locating Marisa's lovers we made a pact, kill the bitch and rule the cosmos. And since that ZOO place is in shambles, the being Omni is chasing Sutinav across the omniverse and Noe is occupied. We will take over and then destroy it when we get bored."

Yui nodded and took a deep breath and let it out. "Are you done?"

They looked at him with a frown. "No, we are about to sentence you to death by nuclear bomb."

"And there ya go with the speaking at once." he sighed and stood up. "Look ladies, you know me and the fact I got with Marisa, then you also know I fucked her, married her, and we adopted a wonderful daughter, right? Now let me rephrase that for those who can't understand, but the two of us PLOWED, FUCKED, as in did more than just kissing."

"That can be changed." Az-Ula smirked. "After all, once you're gone the little slime will get sent to Tatooine and converted into a Hutt Slime while Marisa-"

"Will die." The other six smirked evilly.

Yui stared at them before he started to chuckle, which turned louder, before he was holding his sides and throwing his head back. "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"What's so funny knave?" frowned Centorea Alteroria while pointing a blade of organic steel at him. "Speak up!"

"I-I-It's nothing ahahahahaha!" he let out while shaking his head. "J-J-Just that ahahahahaha! Oh god! My sides!"

"Speak up!" roared Athros. "What is so funny?!"

Yui held a hand up and slowly started to calm down and inhaled deeply. "Sorry, sorry, it's just, I never laugh that hard and strong unless I hear something so amazngly stupid and ridiculous is all."

"What is?" all of them said at once.

"Oh, you don't know? Damn, you all call yourselves goddesses, and yet you can't get it? What a fucking joke." remarked Yui bluntly while crossing his arms. "Let me make this clear. I came here to do something about this, especially when I heard how you all KIDNAPPED MY WIFE, mother to my daughter, but after hearing your opinions on her, I just got to say this. How long have you gone since you last had a dick in you? Or eaten a clam? Or did anything remotely satisfying? Because if this is a matter about unwinding and getting off, then grow some balls, find someone else, and get over it."

"We have had lovers since Marisa left us." spoke Criss as she pointed to the dead boys. "And have used them for my burgers. It's efficient and healthy for sex."

"So this is a matter of pride, is that it? You're all just pissy because SHE left YOU, and it wasn't the other way around, is that it?"

"No." said Az-Ula. "She left us after we offered her power, wealth, infinite resources and pleasure, but you." She pointed at Yui. "Turn her from a potential goddess of evil to a lowly yandere that will one day kill herself out of love. You ruined our plans and our relationships, and since you're here, we will have our vengeance and take pleasure in seeing you kiss my foot."

Yui shook his head while wagging his finger. "Tut tut tut, you really are like Azula. An arrogant, nonsensical, over confidant, bitch of a fool. You all say I ruined your plans, and yet you go and kidnap her. So in your eyes, her emotions didn't matter, right? To you she was just a pawn to use and be thrown away when you got what you wanted, is that about right?"

She narrowed her eyes. "Perhaps, but she is a simple mortal-"

"Immortal now. Fused with a Lich that nearly killed me."

"What?" She faltered while looking surprised.

"Well yeah, she fused with it, wait….you didn't know about that?"

All seven closed their mouths in silence.

"Wow….once again, hilarious." he chuckled. "You act like all seeing, and yet you couldn't see that?" he shook his head. "You know, I WAS gonna come here, talk it out, maybe see if a solution could be made to keep you from acting more like children, but it's obvious. You threaten the ZOO, which isn't even mine, where a pal of mine and his kids live, the place where MY Marisa teaches, OUR daughter stays and was made, and the place where the three of us plowed like rabbits. See unlike you seven rejects, I actually care. I might be an asshole who does asshole things, but if there's two things in my life I will protect, it's my wife and daughter. So I will offer two options to you all. Either you stay the fuck away from the ZOO and them, or stick with your original plan, but know this. If you pick option two, I'm gonna show you the real difference between our powers. So what's it going to be?"

"You don't have the balls yankee." frowned Criss.

"Oh? Fun fact about me, while Omni is the power house and sometimes inventive of the two of us." He smiled falsely. "I don't have his internal calmness when it comes to fools like you."

The women snapped their fingers. "Guards, bring us his head and we shall grant you godhood."

The guards grabbed their weapons and moved over to surround Yui who yawned.

"I'm glad you chose that, now maybe I can wake up. Hearing your voices were putting me to sleep. So fellas, who's ready to die today?"

"Kill the warlock!" One monster roared while charging at him.

He smirked before summoning a small hammer and swung it around, generating massive amounts of lightning in the process. This electrocuted them and made them scream before dropping down while Yui made it vanish. "Wow, they only lasted one swing. You all must be going for the cheap guards."

The women frowned while summoning more guards. "Kill him!"

Yui cracked his knuckles as more guards ran at him before he spread his arms out, only for several tentacles to burst out from his body and impale them all through the head before pulling out, making them all fall down unmoving. "I'm sorry, did you tell them to kill me, or literally die without putting a scratch on me?"

Exian ran at Yui while said deity summoned a familiar blade as they clashed blades. "What?! How do you have Excalibur?!"

"Omni."

Her eyes widened before getting slashed on the front legs. "Gah!"

"I'll owe him one later, but if it means I get to chop you into sirloin, then it'll be worth it." smirked Yui before ducking from her swing and ran between her legs and behind her. "Strike one!"

"Gah!" She turned and slashed at him. "You bastard!"

"Woah!" Yui ducked again and ran around the side. "Strike two!"

Exian ducked before trying to slice his head off. Her blade met Excalibur through with him grunting.

"Are you even trying? You sure like to disappoint a guy. Then again with a rear like that, I'm not surprised."

"You little-" She got out before Excalibur parlayed the blade and stabbed her between the breasts. "AHHH!"

"Sorry honey, but I'm not little where it counts." he whispered while slamming his fists against her nose.

She went falling to the floor while Athros charged at him.

"TIME TO DIE!" She yelled while tackling Yui right into several diamond walls.

"Ow ow oh god that hurts...not!" he laughed before digging his heels into the ground and slowly slowing her down before they stopped as she grunted to try and move him. "Aw, did someone want a hug?"

"Ugh….ugh!" She grunted before Yui picked her up and spun her around. "AAAAHHHHHHHH!"

"Weeeh! Isn't this fun?" He laughed before Centorea Alteroria charged at him.

"For the empire!"

"What's that? You wanna play? Ok, catch!"

"AHHHHH!"

CRASH!

Yui smirked as he saw the two 'bitches' crushed against a wall. "Aw come on now, didn't you learn how to catch?"

"Ugh…." both groaned in pain.

"If you're already down, then I'm sad to see that. After all, I heard you could kill gods."

"...ugh…." Athros got up with a groan and glared at Yui before grabbing part of the rubble and hurled it at him.

Yui yawned before he made himself intangible, making it go right through him. "You're making this too easy."

Athros roared and charged at him while Centorea Alteroria struggled to get up, despite the broken bones and cracked skull. "DIE!"

Yui smirked and held out his arm before it twitched and suddenly morphed into a tendril that wrapped around her arm when she swung, catching her off guard. "Sorry, but dying isn't on my schedule."

She tried to pull the arm back, but couldn't move it before getting lifted into the air as another tendril grabbed her legs. "What are you? Let go!"

"You like to act like you're superior? It's best to back it up with words. You mocked me for being a mortal with the heart of an old one? Well I will now show you what an old one can do to an arrogant cow."

Athros cried as the tendrils began to pull from opposite directions, as the centaur began to charge at Yui. "AHHHHHHH!"

"Unhand the woman, beast!" She yelled while not seeing an extra tendril appearing from his cloak and grabbed her by the neck. "GAH!"

"I prefer squid, or even octohead at least." chuckled Yui while lifting her into the air with it. "You know, for a supposed goddess who can see the future, seems your friend couldn't see that coming, or maybe she did and didn't say anything."

"Gah…"

"AHHHHH!" screamed Athros struggling to break free.

"Now then, what was that thing you were gonna do to Marisa again?"

"You will not win!" She cried out before feeling her body stretch. "AHHHHHHHHHH!"

RRRRRIIIPPPPP!

Only for it to get ripped in two as the centaur found herself getting strangled by ten more tendrils.

"A...A...A...AHHHHH!" she screamed as they squeezed her neck harder and harder with the other women standing up.

"Let her go at once!"

"Hmmm, well I MIGHT be tempted, IF all of you swear off your plans for Marisa."

"Never!" Exian snapped before getting a sword to the heart by a tendril holding excalibur.

"Your loss." Yui frowned as the tendrils suffocated her to death, only to see Indra the Second chanting and summoning an army of asuras and yakshas from bolts of black lightning.

"Kill him." She cackled. "Kill him for the goddesses! Hahaha!"

Yui deadpanned at this. "Tell that to your dead pals." he remarked before tossing the dead body down.

The army of demons ran at him as Yui opened a few hundred portals and caused several giant boulders to fall on each one. "AHHH!"

"Indiana Jones bitches!" He laughed before seeing the priestess summoning more demons and decided to shut her up. "You want to use demons? Then allow me to show you my nasty face." his body began to twitch and spasm while he groaned with his body slowly growing. "I will make you all fear me for your arrogance."

The goddess raised an eyebrow at this while the slime, human and yaksha felt very scared as Yui started to break, reform and stretch into a strange and dark form. 'How unusual, but still below my expectations.'

Yui's form growed and got bigger, but not too big while several tendrils dangled out and several heads of apex predators, from ancient dinosaurs to fictional monsters of legend, formed on his body with growls and hisses. He stood up with tentacles for arms and looked down at them with what looked like a lion's skull in the hood. "This is your last warning. Beg for mercy and vow to never do it, or I will show you what I can do when I'm pushed."

Az-Ula waved her hand. "Indra, Criss, Tyranna. Get rid of this lower life form, it's blabbering about nothing."

Indra the Second was about to summon another asura before a tendril went through her open mouth and right through her skull, killing her instantly as her body turned into ash. Her body went down as it went out, shocking the others as Yui growled.

"You've made your choice. Now you will suffer. Of course, if you wanna follow after the cunt like dogs, you have a chance to bite her hand."

Both human and slime looked at the deity before looking at Az-Ula and said at the same time. "We quit."

She just yawned and snapped her fingers before their bodies exploded into flames. "Fools, I knew I should've killed them when we met, oh well, they can be replaced."

"Not when you and this whole place comes tumbling down."

She stood up and yawned. "Then try and destroy a goddess, false god."

"As you wish."

She crossed her arms while waiting for Yui to attack her, like her mother before her. "Then come or are you too weak to face me, Mallory?"

Yui's eyes glowed with an unholy hue at the name of his past self.

"Come on then, or are you too scared to fight? Just like when you were kicked and punched by your bully. Oh that's right, you're a forgotten worm, no one remembers you, not even your parents."

"Shut the hell up you pretentious little worm."

"Oh? Looks like I hit a tender spot. How weak of you, and by the way." She smirked. "You being left within that realm of light was stupid, but you did steal a heart instead of doing the smart thing and grovel like a worm. Still, you're just a forgotten human with my prize, and I'm going to make sure everything you created from her burns forever."

"That's what you think." he spoke before opening his mouth and let out a roar that shook the place and sent a shockwave at her.

She held her ground before noticing the god wasn't in front of her. 'Where-'

POW!

She went flying into a wall while Yui stood next to her right side.

"What's wrong? Couldn't see that coming? And I thought you could see the future. Well here's what I see for you. Nothing."

Az-Ula stood up before sending a wave of fire at him, only for the flames to vanish instantly. 'What the?'

"You think fire is enough? Your mother was a fool, but she'd probably have the mind to realize how outclassed she was. You? You lack common sense." he mocked before lashing out with several tendrils.

She dodged the tendrils and sent several blasts of lighting at Yui, only for the plasma to vanish again. 'What!?'

This led to her getting smacked away and hit the opposite wall with a crash.

"You don't learn can you? Maybe I should hold back, give you a little handicap. Of course, your mother didn't need one." he mocked moving towards her.

Az-Ula frowned while sending wave after wave of lightning and fire at him, only for the energy abilities to vanish every time. 'What's going on!? Why are my powers not working on this insect!?'

Yui smirked before a shark's head from his body separated and lunged at her with it's jaws wide open.

She tried to blast it with blue flames, but the head latched onto her arm and clamped down as another head in the form of a mosasaurus chomped on her right hand, a tiger's head on her right leg and a python's head on her left leg. "GAH!"

"What's wrong 'goddess'? Can't hurt me? I thought you were all powerful? Or was all that talk just that? Empty words you spewed out just to feel powerful?"

She tried to struggle, but the head seemed to be sapping her of her strength. "H...How? How can you defeat a goddess! A true goddess of noble birth!?"

"Your mother was just a prodigy princess from a power mad man." he mocked while throwing her up against the ceiling as the heads let go with her limbs bleeding. "You were still of mortal blood. Without being born in that family, you're no different than what I USED to be."

"AHHHH! You worm!" she yelled. "You can't do this to me! You're a false god!"

"Deity." he spoke as she fell and groaned with anger. "Unlike you, I am blunt and honest. I am not perfect. I am not a hero, nor a villain. I do things for myself and my own benefit, but there's one blatant thing that separates you and me."

"What?" she growled while her strength started to fade into nothingness.

"I have a wife, a daughter, and those around me. Sure I'm an asshole to a few, but I have people to keep safe. You? All you see around you are tools and pawns. You have no way of knowing what love, compassion, or even loyalty is."

Az-Ula groaned as Yui moved her closer to him. "Weaknesses of...a forgotten human. But know this, even if I'm defeated, there are those that will end you in my place, including my lord Sutinav."

"Oh you misunderstand me." Yui's tendrils grabbed her and slid over her form. "I won't kill you completely. I'm going to make your mind go to mush after experiencing something I've always wanted to do." he made three tendrils move in front of her while dripping wet. "I'm going to make you experience every weird fetish and kink I've seen on permanent repeat, until your mind is nothing but numb."

"Ah…." she groaned in pain before Yui whispered into her ear.

"Oh, and me plowing Marisa is gonna be in there. It's the closest thing you'll ever get to seeing her happy. Shame a 'goddess' couldn't even get to first base."

"Ah...how...did you...defeat me…?" she got out as her body was covered in tendrils.

"Stole your powers, duh." he laughed while the only sound heard from her was the sound of gasps and moaning.

As this was happening, we find that a strange glitchy portal has opened up near the corpses of the exes before they were absorbed into it like a fly to a lightsource.

(Much later)

Yui whistled as he appeared back in the ZOO while holding a rose and some chocolates. "Honey, I'm home~"

That was when Omni opened the door to his wife's apartment. "...um I'm just here to finish the paperwork, but that was kinda cute….um can I have the chocolates?"

"Get out of here!"

"Ok ok I'm going!" he yelled while running away, and with the chocolates in his hands. 'I hope it's milk chocolate.'

"Marisa? I'm back." he called out while seeing Marisa finishing some tests.

"Oh Yui, what happened? Did you defeat them…" she asked while tears were down her red and puffy cheeks.

"Let's just say I took care of them in my own personal way. So yeah, I cleaned their clock."

And cue Marisa hugging him so tight that Yui's back broke upon contact.

"GAH!"

"YOU IDIOT! I WAS SO...so….sniff worried!" she cried while hugging him like a vise.

"Still….need….air."

She let him go while Yui fell on his face like an accordion. "Sorry...I sniff...sniff…"

"Ow…"

That was when Cynthia walked into the room, pouting.

'I miss my powers. I need a hug!'

"Anyways, you won't ever have to worry about them again." Yui said while fixing himself.

Marisa sniffled before taking a long sigh of relief. 'Finally...my past is gone.'

"You know what this calls for?"

"Pizza?"

"PIZZA!" Cynthia cried out. "Pizza! Where where!?"

'I was gonna say plowing, but that works too.' he thought while seeing his wife and child looking very hungry for pizza, only to notice Omni was next to Cynthia while in the form of Esdeath.

"I require pizza Tatsumi." 'she' commanded. "Buy us some or suffer the end of my boot."

Yui eye twitched at this. "Omni? Family moment going on here."

"Well technically." 'she' said while turning back to his normal form. "I'm part of the family too, after all you are like an annoying brother sometimes while I'm the normal and calm 'sister' figure." 'Plus free food.'

"...eh fair enough." Yui shrugged.

"Then let's get this party started!" Omni yelled while summoning pizza monsters into the room. "Let's eat!"

"ROAR!"

"ROAR!"

"Pizza!" Cynthia yelled while charging at a pepperoni monster with a fork and knife.

Said monster yelled in fear and took off running.

Yui and Marisa sighed at this while Omni slapped the screen with the words 'End' on the screen. 'Damn it Omni.'